Muppet News Flash

[graperonto]

a BOOM! (at 3:22). LOL!

[graperonto]

When the piano hit him on the head at 2:51... I completely LOST IT!

[E1craZ4life]

Thumbs up if you had to pause the video to avoid laughing so hard you couldn't breathe.

[chobo500]

3:00 Uh oh, TF2 has invaded the Muppet show!

[seanpatrickcain2]

1:33 Lmfao

[cadman2300]

Sigh, These were good times. Nowadays if you want entertaining news with no real informative value you have to settle for Fox News.

[MrKashbey]

3:19 BOOM

[MrKashbey]

2:41 HAHAHA

[sha11235]

Funny that Kermit didn't land on the Newsman. Newsman could've said, "Well, at least he didn't land on me," and then another Muppet lands on him!

[sha11235]

Never ask for a bigger candle. Also, don't just throw the paper away, put it down on the desk, you slob!

[Aussieroth7]

Local residents are expecting a boom.... HE WASN'T EXPECTING A BOOM!!!!

[leo11lim]

2:46 classic piano drop nice

[TomFynn]

Now that is what I call Bird Flu.

[CelesteK]

The Muppet Newsman certainly desrves a hazard pay increase. LOL!!

[CelesteK]

You forgot these Muppet News Flashes.

A call to the Muppet News "Hotline"

Beef Falls Dramatically

Falling Stars

Furniture eats people

Pigs From Space

[CelesteK]

And you also forgot "There is no news tonight."

[sha11235]

@CelesteK That one is so dumb. I think something should happen to him anyway and then they say to the audience, "Well, it is a tradition."

[jasongunning2468]

0:52 Lamb translation of "Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimim­imimimimi"

[MrBuch169169]

Why oh why can't the real news end with something funny falling on the anchor's head?

[jasongunning2468]

4:36

[IAmTurok100]

Heres a Muppet Newsflash

becky botsford from fair city Made a wish that she is No More wordgirl

in other News Chuck the Evil sandwich Making guy is the king of Chucktopia

[303archangel]

the kidnappers would be from Newark

[Kdub1V3G4C]

oh that Venus bit gets me every time.

[gibsosgerbil]

There was A BBC Power Cut On 20th June 2000.

Huw Edwards was presenting the Six o clock news On BBC ONE But Things Started To Go Wrong. The Six o clock News Goes Off Air During A Report On Euro 2000.

[oopdoop44]

Reports are coming in from all over the world that news reporters are blowing up.

these unlikely rumors have *BOOM*

[KateMcT]

Something about this guy reminds me of Keith Olbermann xD

[makattack899]

@sirstrongbad

U spelled favorite wrong dumbass

[CelesteK]

@makattack899 No they didn't. That's the british and canadian spelling of the word favourite.

[RavenHawkes]

3:22 Wow I was expecting an explosion, but not the table blowing up like that. LOL.

[sirstrongbad]

Great compilation, decent quality.. But you forgot "barometers are falling sharply" probably my favourite. Still gave it a thumbs up though!

[uofmrules1]

0:47; sounded a lot more like Bert from Sesame Street's laugh.

[IAmTurok100]

Here is a Muppet News flash:

Criminals Today are Runing amock on fair city Robbing banks Musems and Jewerly Stores with wordgirl out of cominsion The world is in danger

In Other News:

Turok is fighting Dioziods In the city of New Hampsire Futhuer Devepmont

{Dinozido attack} AAAH!

[unclerandy13]

Is this Muppet News Flash, or Fox News?? I can't tell!! LOL

[cainster]

I'd like to see that wimp Ted Koppel announce any of these.

[Maestrojosh87]

But where was the BEEF?!

[HSimon1981]

0:43 that lamb looks so sad an innocent ROFL!

[HSimon1981]

3:19 With the discovery of gold, lots of locals are expecting a BOOM! ROFL.

[HSimon1981]

The Atlantic Ocean has just been kidnapped. AWESOME!

[IAmTurok100]

Watch what you say! 6:46

[CelesteK]

 @swalunit: No it's Jim Henson.

[CelesteK]

That poor Muppet Newsman. LOL!

[metalstorm91291]

4:23 Wait, was that a boob shot just now?

[ColdWarShot]

@metalstorm91291 more like afull nude shot!

[OrangeSubOrange]

LOL i hate u eat my poo

[silazcarbryck]

The Television Set in Stone!

[DruDogSeven]

when bomb freak shows up run lol

[zackman2]

There are only two people on the face of this earth that I'd trust to inform me of the biggest news stories in the world - this guy and Jon Stewart!!! :-)

[sha11235]

Should done "The Opera Season" one. That was a riot.

[CelesteK]

You'd think that he'd ask Kermit for hazzard pay. :)

[Madams1977]

"Would you like to be knighted?", "Of course", "Ok, good night" *clonk*

There, now it's right.

[TheCaelanator]

Sorry, I'm a Green Lantern again!

[kansaspacific]

2 people had something fall on their head while watching these clips.

[darkwee009]

"5 o'clock and all is well! 5 o'clock and all is well! Except that Mayde Merian (sp?) has been kidnapped, the Sheriff is up to no good, that dog is stealing the cheese, Kermit is mad at Piggy, and it's really only 4:30."

(flower pot from the sky hits him)

OOF! (falls over)

[IAmTurok100]

@darkwee009 9:39

[darkwee009]

@IAmTurok100 I know. I was just quoting.

[IAmTurok100]

@darkwee009 Oh No no not that

[darkwee009]

@IAmTurok100 Oh. Sorry.

[MrRavendarkloreone]

God I love muppet news flash

[TheCaelanator]

@suckerJT

I meant "Blue Lantern".

[MarsJenkar]

Here is a Muppet News Flash.

*flash*

...Very funny. Now I can't see a thing.

[papawcheckthisout]

i love the muppets!

[LeighMet]

IS the news man supose to be a parody of Walter Cronkite

[AntK1968]

1 dislike? How the hell can anybody not find this stuff funny! I've been watching this stuff for years, and The Muppets still crack me up.

[TheCaelanator]

@suckerJT

Also, I, being a Green Lantern, single-handedly saved the town from a pyrokinetic doom.

[TheCaelanator]

@suckerJT,

An invasion of giant robots and Buzz Lightyear figures coming to life, attacking people whom they think are minions of Zurg.

[maxwestcomics]

Too funny!

[laszlovector]

somehow I love the way he comes rushing in every now and then.

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

News Flash: A large purple jewel has just broken and now the world is controlled by giant vultures who have terrible table manners. In other news: People going through Mazes beware if you happen to run into David Bowie.

[Mimeblade]

If only Reuters hired this guy...

[insdmia]

This is great!! I'd forgotten how funny this was. @8:39, oh how the world may be a better place if this actually happened...

[swatunit4]

Is this Charlie Sheen?

[h0m3st4r]

I think I died laughing.

[CatMario100]

ROFL

"Would ya like to be knighted?"

"Well of course"

"Okay!G'night!"

*Clonk*

XD

[MsBkirk]

The report of ridiculous things being put into the newsflash is so true - you only have to watch BBC Breakfast and Daybreak to see how much they'll brown-nose Wills and Kate!

[NaiTaiDai]

Ya gotta wonder if all that stuff falling out of the sky ever hurt Jim's hand, right?

[DaveJ721]

"On Wall Street today, commodity experts were amazed as beef fell dramatically!"

MOOOOOOOOOOOO!

CRASH!!!

[Traykendude21]

this guy needs a roof. rofl

[NaiTaiDai]

Should have closed with "There is no news tonight." Right?

[sha11235]

@NaiTaiDai I never liked that. Maybe they should've had him do it and yet he slips as he walks out or something.

[vinceschannel]

9:35, LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!

[vinceschannel]

where did that came from? at 9:51

[vinceschannel]

The Sleghammer from hell at 8:33

[vinceschannel]

@vinceschannel HAMMERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[vinceschannel]

Steve Irwin's worst nightmare at 8:10

[vinceschannel]

MAN EATING CROCODILE at 8:12

[vinceschannel]

Did you eat duck soup? 7:40

[vinceschannel]

Need a spare fork? 7:15

[vinceschannel]

BANG!!!!! at 7:02

[vinceschannel]

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4:42

[vinceschannel]

A Falling Piano at 2:46

[vinceschannel]

SMACK!!!!!! at 1:42

[vinceschannel]

Falling fish at 1:06

[vinceschannel]

MAN EATING LAMB AT 0:54

[vinceschannel]

Need a Chicken Suit at 4:03? *POOF*

[vinceschannel]

4:22, CRASH!!!!!!!

[vinceschannel]

4:57, STAMMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[Cavillier1970]

You got to wonder if the poor guy got hazard pay and major medical. LOL

[JGCooney]

Thanks Crazy Harry for the bigger candle!

[degoetje]

You'd think that after the tenth time he would consider wearing a helmet...

[CelesteK]

@degoetje Or he would consider asking Kermit for a hazard pay increase. LOL!!

[joshuaorro]

10,000 ping pong balls and 1 bowling ball

[kittenofdeath]

Love that ending lol.

"5 o'clock and all's well!" *ringring* "5 o'clock and all's well! ...Except that Maid Marian has been kidnapped, the sheriff's up to no good, that dog is stealing the cheese, Kermit's mad at Piggy, and it's really only 4:30."

*drops flower pot on head*

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

Clothes that can suddenly turn into chickens!!! Thank you for making my day!!!

[moxie96]

THANK YOU!!! You put them all together brilliant!

[stuckerJT]

Getting gored by sheep and cows, falling pianos and statues, and ANVILS? What could go wrong next?

[jonquil4000]

David Lazer was a producer on the show.

[BgJohnWV]

HAHA at 3:18

With the discovery of gold, local residents are expecting a boom....

*BOOM*

[AntK1968]

The one where the piano falls on his head is just complete and total awesomeness!! This stuff STILL cracks me up, and I used to watch it on T.V. when I was a kid. Jim Henson and his people were just brilliant!! God bless him.

[iw32]

I wish you had included the one where he says no news today!

[cpj101207]

lmao!!!! A grand piano fell on his head!!! hahhahahhhhhaaaa!!! Great stuff!!! I love the muppets & the muppet show!!!

[JGCooney]

Somebody owes Captain Kangaroo residuals for the ping pong balls!

[JGCooney]

Newsman looks like Guy Smiley and Sounds like him, too. Is he Jim Henson?

[02Ctu2486]

@JGCooney Yes, that character was indeed Jim Henson.

[joshuaorro]

This Killer Lamb has been trained to attack at the sound of a Bell. (Telephone rings and killer lamb attacks)

In other planetary news Venus is about to make a Hard landing on the muppet News room. (Statue Falls)

Work was started today on a remodeling of the Muppet News studio and it is said that (Buldozer Crashes through the Wall)

[Zarfene]

The kidnapper of the Atlantic didn't like this.

[sjshark23]

anyone would think he'd find a safer job

[kataisa3]

8:38 LOL

[RekaTheAlchemist]

lol When I was little I wanted to be a news reporter. But I saw this show and realized that it was waaay to dangerous.

You'd think he'd learn to wear full body armor XD

[ysbaddaden2003]

Actually Sebek was the God of Crocodiles...

[CelesteK]

I loved the story about Malarditis.

Dateline New York: Medical science has been baffled by the sudden epidemic of the rare disease malarditis. The illness strikes very quickly and causes its victim to turn into a duck.

Malarditis?! That's the silliest thing I've ever...... Quack Quack!!

[CelesteK]

You forgot Beef Falls Dramatically, Bumper Crops, Falling Stars, and there is no news today.

[LooneyTunerIan]

@CelesteK You also forgot the Furniture Monster one.

[CelesteK]

@LooneyTunerIan Oh yes. :)

[IdleDrifter]

Killer lamb, Fishing Season, Exploding candles, nuff said.

[regina22333]

'the kidnappers are demanding Christmas twice a year and a kiss from mommy every night' hhahahhahahahahahahha

[CodenameJD]

Wait, in one he said something heavy was dropped from the ceiling, but in many of the others stuff falls through the ceiling...?

[cainster]

@CodenameJD I don't think the Muppet Newsroom Studio has a ceiling. Either that or just a really crappy skylight.

[oliverism1]

I love it! Thank you! TMS is just so classic. :D

[eagleyeca99]

And who says the muppets are just for kids?

[hope1447]

@eagleyeca99 i agree



[wiesje666]

@eagleyeca99 actually the muppets was originally meant for adults

[hope1447]

F-U-N-N-Y

[scottjaction]

I'd prefer the Muppet News Flash over the real news any day.

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

"You'll have to be knighted". "Oh, okay." "G'night!" *clonk*

[Floymin]

I personally like the running gag with Lynda Carter (Rezal Evad Gib).

[Shadowhawk28]

@Floymin Big Dave Lazer spelled backwards, David Lazer was the producer of The Muppet Show.

[Floymin]

@Shadowhawk28 Thanks for the explanation. I think "Big Devil Lizard" is funnier, but I'm sure there are letters missing.

[Madams1977]

@Floymin RRROOOOOOWWWWWRRRRRRR

[gradgurl2007]

I always love these. Poor Newcaster.

[Shadowhawk28]

I notice that the Muppet anchorman wears glasses and in other sketches he doesn't.

[WinVistaUser2]

@Shadowhawk28 That was in Season 1 he didn't wear glasses, but in Season 2-5, he has glasses on.

[PinkLady90]

This so-called 'candal' that Crazy Harry put on the desk was really a dynamite.

[NaiTaiDai]

I wonder if Jim suffered any hand injuries everytime something fell on the Newsman.

[PhantomJerad]

Kermits mad at miss piggy Kermits mad at miss piggy News reporters Blowing Very........Very.............F­UNNY!

[kinsmed]

Silly.

But I watched the entire thing.

[shirleygibson]

The Muppet NewsFlash Rang The Bell And The Sheep Attacked The NewsReader. That Was Very Very Silly Muppet.

[PhantomJerad]

Poor Kermit

[ndingo]

here is a muppet news flash

here are the results of all the sheep dogs trials

all sheep dogs found not guilty

[LegoJunk128]

I oughta' pull that "Knighted" trick on one of my friends.

[WinVistaUser2]

lol at 1:36

[Bradboy33]

I Love how each one of the new flash's contains at least ONE thing that would be deemed inappropriate, violent, or politically incorrect in terms of whats acceptable for today's children shows.

[WinVistaUser2]

"Here's a Muppet News Flash! Uh, it's too dark in here to read the newsline. Can we have a bigger candle, please?"

*Crazy Harry brings in a bigger candle (explosive type)*

Crazy Harry: "Hee hee hee hee hee hee."

*zooms off*

"Thank you very much. That's much better."

"With a discovery of gold, local residents are expecting a boom---" BOOM!

very funny.

[ZanaDi17]

My favorite one is sports equipment falling out of the plane!

[WinVistaUser2]

3:05-3:27 lol.

[hanno21664]

killer lamb holyshit! i forgot alot this! muppets rock! killer lamb my favorite too funny. this is great thank you for friend for posting this. blessings

[vpin2000]

I love these newsflashes. They're hilarious!

[edmonton67]

2:40 LOLOL

[edmonton67]

6:55 I forgot this one.

[edmonton67]

9:32 as well........LOL

[taraguiman]

Why can't some of this stuff happen to Keith Olbermann?

[0618099004]

LMFAO! round 3,20 is just EPIC! best explosion i've ever seen XD

[PhantomJerad]

I hope News reporters Act Crazy like that But Not Strick But.... Goofy

[TelephoneRock4ever]

The conductor joke was very good. And when he mentioned Venus, I half-expected the entire planet to come down!

[glowworm2]

The bit with the killer lamb never fails to make me laugh!

[Durhandoni]

the muppet cop is german, look at the uniform

[applebomber22]

haha

0:55

"WAAAAA!!!!!!"

[CLCfan]

Lol @ 7:47: Egyption crocodile king called "resol evod gib" = big dove loser.

[MarsJenkar]

Actually, I believe it was "Rezal-evad-gib"--Big Dave Lazer. David Lazer was the producer of the Muppet Show.

Incidentally, the fashion designer "David Lazour" (whose clothes turned into chickens) was a reference to the same person.