Doug Benson from new DVD: 420 Hour Stand-up

[blacktippydog]

benson is not funny , he nothing but a fucking asshole

[PoundUrPancakeZ]

@FollowTheSunDown whhaaattt!!!! he has eyes, GTFO! nuhh uuhhh holy shitt this is revolutionary :D no shit, look at them theyre barely open cuz hes so baked ;)

[minn3r3]

He is incredibly stoned

[PoundUrPancakeZ]

wow how the fuck can he see the audience? :Q~~

[FollowTheSunDown]

@PoundUrPancakeZ Cuz he has eyes, just like you. 

[rtselby]

Cool man, Doug Benson does ufc training too

[UGADawgs555]

It's my two favorite things keeping me from enjoying my two favorite things. Doug is the man.

[blacktippydog]

@UGADawgs555 a man that like other men

[420fungi]

i love smoking weed, but super high me was pretty stupid. 'hey, i enjoy smoking weed. i am going to see if i like smoking weed or not smoking weed better. conclusion: i will continue to smoke weed". stupid ass movie, not even funny. i watched that whole disaster stoned too, and didn't laugh once. pineapple express is another weed 'comedy' that was total shit. you want a really good weed movie? kinda hard to top 'up in smoke'. you mean we're smoking dog shit?!

[yoyohodown98]

@420fungi You think super high me and pineapple express was stupid and "up in smoke" wasnt? up in smoke is fucking retarded and you must be like 50 to think that simplistic stereotypical "original" pot comedy bull shit is better ookay

[420fungi]

@yoyohodown98  how fucking retarded are you? where do you think pineapple express got their ideas from? ORIGINAL movies like up in smoke, the pioneer weed-themed movie. abstract yet relevant, brilliant for it's time. it's the model for marijuana comedy movies. get stoned, comedy ensues. if you think the boring antics in super high me or pineapple express were funny, i can never take any recommendations for movies from you seriously. maybe one day you will learn, i will wish you the best.

[yoyohodown98]

@420fungi I said "up in smoke" was original retard?! But original isnt always better. We have evolved from the im smoking dogshit into fucking movies with story lines.Bottom line pot comedies are 100 percent better nowadays- and the ones you said you didnt laugh at were fucking genus. I wasnt offering recommendations but you did and they sucked

[rabbitnosekid]

@420fungi that wasn't the point of the movie, bud. the point of the movie was to provide a documented proof of whether prolonged marijuana use negatively affects your physical health or not.

[ruftone]

i seen super high me last night........the dude is wack...he dont even inhale....what a doosh

[TairyGreen89]

@ruftone look at his eyes at 0:44, he's obviously fucking stoned

[420fungi]

@ruftone i know, right?! fuck that dude, he blows.

[SwitcherPot]

@ruftone ur retarded.

[SpaceDocker420]

This is from his NEW dvd? This bit is 7 years old.

[SwitcherPot]

@SpaceDocker420 agreed. this was even in his super high me documentary

[18daniel]

someone throw this guy some cheetos

[nitrousboy0311]

That mofo is friggin STONED.

[TAT416BeBop]

you guys are weak

[ItsYaBoiRick]

Dammmn nice, he's so blowed. I'm surprised he remembered his stand-up routine lol...Why am i sober right now, i need to be as high as him...yeah ima go get some weed lol

[SamCocknose]

hahaha how can he do stand up when he's that high!? incredible

[acebrawler73]

lol, you cut off the best part at the end!

[BakerMassacre]

Goddamm his eyes are barely open. :D haha

[SHlTTER]

@BakerMassacre looks japanese

[NocturneDream]

@tcoc89 I agree with you, people say they don't want to smoke weed because it ruins your lungs(which it doesn't). I do long-distance running and biking all time stoned and feel no pain and then blaze up after I'm done.

[catsrockmysocks5]

DOUG BENSON IS LOVE <3

[elwiz1967]

haha no racism but he gots those chink eyes haha

[Vogeybear]

QVC rofl 

[6shmitty9]

it cost me 6$ and a chicken, and a life time of regret XD

[foobletitties]

hah he can barely keep his eyes open..lmao

[BodomChildBreeder]

fuck me he has red eye lmao

[btodalew9890]

i can't even laugh at this when im high. wtf

[armourmatt78]

I go jogging when I'm stoned!

[ThatNewGoodShit]

Doug needs to get his Visine on

[dickbong073]

He's so stoned bahaa

[idontcare444]

For me doug is the number 1 pot comic!

[MMA4Ever1]

I train MMA ..Mui Thie and Ju jitsu 5 days a week, smokin' the super dank. I can easily beat up ppl when stoned..It doesn't make you weak. What was I talking about again? lol

[columbusdinner]

Hey people go watch Super high me if you haven't seen it.. Fn funny as hell

[mezcalon]

i just want to say i found this highlarious . . i love smoking vagina

[stiffupperlip4]

damn he is baked.

[System3007]

he looks ripped here

[HoeSac]

fuck he looks cooked

[MrJas1991]

When isn't he? Lol

[THEMASTA3]

Ima boxer and I get high before I go it helps me stay on track.

[tcoc89]

ummm weed does not make you weak. i am a professional mixed martial arts fighter and bjj coach and during 95% of my training sessions i am stoned. i spar, roll, wrestle and do strength and conditioning workouts all under the influence of marijuanna. and as for being lazy? try being at the gym for 5 hours a day if it makes you "lazy"

[Vortex289]

@tcoc89 Well, to be fair, no one who spends 5 hours a day at gym can possibly be weak unless they have a genetic dissorder. And training can be "addictive" due to the beta-endorfin release that comes after a long time of gym training.

[carsyneros]

@tcoc89 a bj coach? awesome. does the smoking help with holding breathes for deep throating?

[AquaMizzle]

@tcoc89 How many stoner MMA fighters are there? I know a guy who had his first public fight about a month ago, and he used to deal.

[pyrodog783]

@tcoc89 dude i saw this comment on like 10 other weed videos, c'mon fucker.

[MustacheStashCash]

@tcoc89 Hell yeah, i smoke at least a quarter every day and i still hit the gym, sparring and grappling with folk bent as fuck, at first i got my ass whooped but i stood with it and now i go toe to toe all fucked up on that kush lol

[Lifter85]

@tcoc89 ...for one thing, 5 hours a day at the gym is not good, your body needs time to recoperate and sencond thing is who are you to say weed does not make you weak... maybe for you it doesn't, but that doesn't mean that it works that way for everyone.

[sasquatch268]

@tcoc89 im osama bin laden. I live with my homie obama. Chill with Tiger Woods. And celebrate on 9/11 every year.

[skullosordie]

@tcoc89 i doubt any of that is true. i cant wait till you get your ass beat by someone sober.

[motley818]

@tcoc89 how do you do it? I do BJJ but I cant go stoned. I cant think good enough

[MTVVH1sucks]

@tcoc89 You are 100% right! keep up the fight man, you are a walking contradiction to every vicious stereotype about smokers the louder guys like you are the better. Thanks for standing up for what you believe in.

[asianwhitenigger]

@tcoc89 you were probably high when you wrote that so none of that shit is true

[Jebus495]

@asianwhitenigger sounds like he ripping off Joe Rogans life lol

[asianwhitenigger]

@Jebus495 bro I can't find my original comment.

What was it?

[Unhatched799]

@asianwhitenigger yea you needa do shrooms.

[MrLee3055]

@tcoc89 dis ppl dont know about weed there is some kinds of bud that make u tired but theres others that dont

[orginallos]

@tcoc89

well well well, arent you the imaginitive stoner! I once thought I was a lepricon looking at the man on the moon when I was smoking outside

[Vortex289]

Yes.

[Vortex289]

I like sitting on a horse...

[Gregd8888]

Yeah but it tastes like ass lol

[jecmarinebrat]

watched this entire stand up. never stopped laughing. wasnt high btw

[spoonerspooner]

stoned fag

[liondeag]

oh btw yeah weed definitely isnt bad, but looting houses is, and your a piece of trash for doing it :-/

[liondeag]

lol people that talk shit on weed are just people who havent ever had the nuts to TRY it themselves :-/. grow a nutsack, smoke some weed, it makes life better. end o' story

[Vortex289]

So people who have the lowest form of life possible, who cannot even survive without a smoke have "nuts" as you put it? People who take drugs or smoke pot are simply weak because they have to imply a drug to be in a shape where you are just too physicaly weak to move so as not to die. Great. I really see the logic.

[Gregd8888]

Lol people who can't survive without a smoke? I think you have weed mixed up with tobacco, weed isn't addicting. It can be habit forming but there are no addictive substances in weed like there are in tobacco.

You think stoners are lower than normal people even though we're peaceful and don't start shit with anybody. Meanwhile, alcoholics beat their wives and children but you don't mind them because it's legal.

Gtfo man, I'm a stoner and I guarantee you I'm smarter than you in every way.

[Vortex289]

I never said that it was addictive, I merely pointed out the fact that those who consume it do so because it helps them relax in the stressful environment of the modern world. Making them "weaker" then normal people simply because they can no longer make it through a day without this drug, which causes diffrent varieties of psycosis.

And you are only peaceful because you are to lazy or weak to do anything. And I mean that as a fact and not insult.

[Gregd8888]

You're saying I'm weak because I smoke weed to relieve stress, would letting it pile up be better? I don't think so.

[kyzumaki209]

So you're saying by coping with stress you're being weak? That's like being weak because you're turning on the heater when it gets cold. Everyone gets stressed out in this modern world and copes with it their own way. Just because they use weed, they're weak? Would you rather have people dealing with stress by smoking cigarettes and killing thousands of innocent people by second hand smoke every year?

[kyzumaki209]

How about those that deal with stress by drinking alcohol and becoming addicted to it, putting their family, friends, or even strangers' lives in danger. Did you know about 2/5 domestic violence is alcohol related? I believe domestic violence influenced by marijuana is almost nonexistent. You make me laugh when you say that marijuana smokers are weak. You'd be surprised.

[Vortex289]

Oh no, I didn't mean that I wasn't against alcohol. I hate people who drink. The stupid twats have no idea what they are doing while drunk and after it wears off they regret doing so. No, alcohol is way worse than weed. Also, political power is way worse than alcohol and military power is even worse than that, so... And any way, no matter what conclusion we reach we will acomplish nothing. But it's an interesting thing to ponder, so ponder away.

[samtastic333]

@Vortex289  oh you sound baked right now.

[illinibballin7]

weed

[AaronSilkwood]

he looks goofy

[ThisIsDaveK]

he's high

[spongah]

I'mma blaze up right now! super high me!

[trg1408]

sweet this is on netflix

[mannnegg]

this clip also is in doug bensons super high me

[OfficialKidRhythm]

thank you =) well informative ^ ^

[mattdogg65]

damn that motherfucker is blllllaaaaazzzzzed

[yngvaibucketrucci]

i sometimes have buttsex with allah

[AraBicboii]

this guy is blazed out of his mind

[DDaniel20067]

Talk about haters. That's alright Katt Williams said everyone needs haters.

[TokyoSwagg08]

he looks uber high

[josh1212121]

boring!!! not funny!

[yellowcougar18]

God this guy is wasted, and not funny at all.

Really stupid.

The guy should quit the weed and reallise he is not funny.

Can't believe that a guy would get wasted, and then a bigger idiot would pay him to talk, while baked, thinking the results are funny. They aren't.

[mattdogg65]

well that would be an opinion obviously there are people out there who think he's funny

[themanhatedbyall]

yah were called potheads

[mattdogg65]

well I think he's pretty funny not the funniest but pretty funny i'm not a pothead even though I was a pothead everyday for about 3 years haha

[themanhatedbyall]

well shit y did u quit

[mattdogg65]

umm I got arrested and I was wasting too much money on it couldn't afford it anymore

[mattdogg65]

still do it every now and then but just not everyday like I used to

[deathwisk99]

what a bunch of retarded comments lol

[Chronosagaaddict]

yeah, good idea, encourage people to be weakling burnouts, it'll make it easier for strong people to take over

[420Cannabisman420]

man ur fuckin stupid i bet every pot head would take ur ass

[Chronosagaaddict]

not even in an eating contest...

[yellowcougar18]

Yeah, very true. That said, will Michael Phelps be the champion of the Baked layabouts?

[Chronosagaaddict]

phelps has always weirded me out, he's creepy looking

[yellowcougar18]

True.  He's quite scary.

[ripley29311]

if you smoke pot your not strong? where the fuck do you get your logic from dumbass? fuck you bitch your pathetic

[Chronosagaaddict]

some people don't need crutches to deal with life, and also, while yur stoned off yur ass staring at yur balls, i'll be looting yer house like a fucking jackass

[Gregd8888]

You're a dumbass, weed isn't a crutch. Drugs are for partying (weed isnt) or people who want to relax when they're done with work/school.

And lol you're talking about looting houses and acting like weed is bad, what a fucking retard. I doubt you've ever looted a house, you like disney and dragon ball z. gtfo faggot.

[Chronosagaaddict]

lol somehow being called a fag by someone with an icon of old greg causes it to lose it's meaning and the irony flows like chocolate in the Wonka factory...

[Gregd8888]

I'm a stoner, any weird comedy I watch is justified by society. You're prolly in your teens or early 20s and you named your youtube account after a little kid's anime and have it all over your page. Mighty boosh is hilarious, but the only episode that got popular in america was the old gregg one.

If you don't like doug benson or stoners, why are you spending time posting comments all the time on this page? Faggot

[Chronosagaaddict]

Oh mighty boosh is good, but yur still more of a fag with yur mangina

[Gregd8888]

lololololololololololololol

[Vortex289]

I like Anime...

So you say that looting houses and smoking weed that gives lung cancer and heart problems to "those in your vicinity" is good? That being some sort of lowlife is facinating? Then please be...

[Gregd8888]

I never said looting houses is good retard, the other guy said he loots houses and he was against weed.

Weed doesn't cause lung cancer you mindless faggot. Stop believing everything police tell you, they're just as much scum as the people they arrest.

Although weed causes damage to your lungs from the tar and the heat from the smoke, both of those can be greatly reduced with a bong or a vaporizer. Nicotine causes lung cancer, there's nothing in weed that naturally causes it.

[Vortex289]

Umm... I research tobacco, "weed" and alcohol in the University of Lund so I think that I have a fairly good grasp of what's good and what's bad. You're quite right, weed does not cause cancer, what it does do is messing with your nerve center and causing "glitches" creating psycoses and paranoia. Often acompanied by hysteria.

[Gregd8888]

I don't believe that you research them at school, even if you did do you really think a school will teach anything about drugs besides propaganda? DARE is just brainwashing, plain and simple.

Weed does not cause any form of psychosis, although it does cause paranoia from prolonged use. People who smoke weed don't get weak from it and it doesn't cause laziness, maybe when you're high it does but not afterwards. I work out and go to work every day and when I get home I like to have a joint.

[Vortex289]

I'm not learning. I am one of seven chemists at the chemistry department at Lunds university... We started working with drugs just by accident really.

[Theohkid]

@Vortex289 your a douche bag and im a psychology major and you sound like you parents were really hard on you and forced their opinions on you and you were not able to make your own......lol fuck you dude go run for congress

[Theohkid]

@Theohkid well im not really a psychology major but i am a drummer in a punk band i play very tight and very fast i play stoned at every practice and every show ...i don't get baked off my ass but i get high,i don't drink or do any other drugs, calling stoner's lazy is a joke until you try and know what your talking about don't open your mouth about something you have no idea about

[Vortex289]

@Theohkid To be fair, I have a better idea of the chemistry and mechanics involved than you do, but I take your point, mainly because it's pointless to argue with someone who is convinced that he is right. But also because, any agreement or point we make will make no diffrence to the grand scheme.

[KandyKoatedKaos]

wooooow that guy is so high

[switchbb]

is he baked tooo?

[BenjaminFranklin2u]

I hate this guy, and I hate that he jokes about smoking pot because he does not represent pot smokers at all, he's a moron.

I hope he never comes to Canada... stay in the US you fucking douchebag doug.

[xi0wnallx]

nice

[roxzlir]

Watch: super high me..

[BenjaminFranklin2u]

I have, it's boring.

Watch FOX where he degrades Canada and our sacrifices in the war in Afghanistan.

[Atoweha]

HAHAHA so funny not really wtf is this?

[ganggreensoldier]

what is weed?

[richy7121]

r u serious????

[PXTMhybrid]

Cmon pass it, ur gettin it all wet=P aha