The Random Tales of Gman

[gtamannen100]

Anoyme so anoyme

[Warhawk0602]

Put this as a kids book and sell it.

[MechWarrior324]

Is it unnatural that I understood all of this the first time I watched it?

I serusly laughed like a little girl.....

..

For twelve hours..

[Makzimiser]

was that a riddick videogame?

[Gorexpert]

this is awesome, just on thing didn't make sense....... you spelled... spelt.... doom wrong.... lol

[hayqdueleymucho]

FYDYDHDHDGGFJYDDXIMAFURRYANDID­ONTFUCKINGCAREABOUTHESTOOPIDSH­ITOFANTIFURSHCCHCHCHHC

[davagent12]

........ and breath

[awesomedude2010ful]

wait i think my IQ ran out >_> FOGMOTBOVMS-OBMEWRKNDFSOIDMXF ODSPIFMFWAEPOSSMFKZOSPDFMAZS-R­FSJKDBVNDSOWOOOHOOFURRIESODIFJ­NVOIDFKLNVILSDKJNMCVLO JNERWOIAVNMODKFMLVD

[78Zilly]

what.............the..........­...........fuck?

[78Zilly]

what.............the..........­.....fuck?

[SuperRedeyedemon]

That was made three years ago this day!

[WhiteStorm1999]

@jawz117 kitty0706 narrated and voiced all of the characters.

[WOLF777dude]

lol, 2:04

Irony.

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

OMG AIDS :[

[xBluAlphax]

...and this is why I love the internet

[tirsod2000]

2:03 He says I dont like furries

Look background

[Electric0eye]

This was a delight.

It displayed groundbreaking special effects. 1:29

Heartbreaking drama. 2:06

Suspenseful action. 3:17

Mindblowing twists. 0:36

And outstanding grammar. 3:42

Truly a gem of media, it should win many awards.

Let us now stand and applaud Kitty0706 for his outstanding director skills, we shall all now await your next amazing gem.

[sladikk]

@Electric0eye It just came out of the blue.

[DarwinDingo]

@TheCaptainBMX OH MY GOD YOU NOT FUNNY AT ALL AND YOU SUCK DICK REALLY YOUR NOT FUNNY AT ALL.

[SWI0001]

who wants some ice creamo?

[sirinterweb]

l;jgahtsjpofihaweoiphtrpohasdk­jlfhqwepuoihjtn,fsdl kfnvverwiuothjglksiodue

[Cadmar0129]

The grammar was so beautiful in all of this.

I'm not even lying.

[LZaku]

you talk so fast my brains malfunctioning...

[MrYomammaz]

am i going to hell for laughing at the .gif with the guy crashing into the car on his motorcycle, proceeding to do 360's in the air about three times before the blue screen of sad face happens?

[Cadmar0129]

@TheCaptainBMX No, you...

[mop371]

Lolololololol

[DJayJacko]

CHICKEN YEAH :P

[spy111kill]

amm... okay?

[OverworldLord]

I think the book is alot less clear!

[Crossmike2]

what did you say?... stone?

[TheSethral]

This is more confusing than all of your clusterfucked (in a good way ;3) videos o.o

[jakanddaxterfan1001]

Xddddddddaiiddss

[UberScooter78]

Why is there always a video from the dark side of Youtube in the suggestions? I hate that side of Youtube, but I always find myself coming back. :/

[ShadowLink102938]

When it said insert verb here I thought fucked... G-man fucked npc-citizen...

[trollkiller13]

I was sexually harassed by a furry once I told her to hump a bear... She is no longer with us

[DatGmann]

._.

[onlinetag]

i can stop laughing

[CheifEvilmonkey]

2:19 Witch!

[Killzone742]

this makes complete since if you know what he is talking about

[MrMarksman36]

Thumbs up if you heard that "The Cake Is A Lie!"

[TheRevanchist9000]

Marcus "Bob" Fenix

[brandtsback]

i think my brain just fell out

[Willbos38]

@brandtsback well if your brain fell out you wouldnt know how to type your comment on this video

[hemmo1323]

I laughed all the time

[5000Copper]

Then he landed on his finger? That was epic.

[G0nzA10895]

cool story bro

[tbspunk]

was up FRIENDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperTrueblood101]

"Stop drinking that zurr cause Gordon has aidddssss!!!! Omg aidds!!!" "Chicken yeah" lol!!!

[pokeman158]

I can't breath from all this laughin!!!



[dcs290]

1:15 words go off PC OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[GDawgy98]

...

[treyarchFORTHEWIN]

lol epiccccc

[Sureshotgirly]

Cake is a lie so have pie! :D

[MrEzekiel101]

1:56 nintendo 64 starfox??

[hylianknight3]

Drinking a can of gordan freeman's blood

[sporg12]

your my friend =) , bro

[MrTheevilmage]

I watched the cake bit while eating cake :D

[shootfirsttalklater4]

gordon has AIDS no wonder alyx never tried to hook up with him

[Kingshadowclock]

ROFL KITTY

[bartekkko]

I watched that video 2 years ago, and now i'm getting over 9000 more references.

also, do you know what's the name of a gmod where heavy plays bowling?

[omrlpz]

Chicken neah

[supergnottarna]

"The Cake Is A Lie!

[Pokegod602]

ummmm wut?

[TehLuigiLuigi888]

eye feal beads four npc_shitizen :(>

[TehLuigiLuigi888]

oo0000000000000000000000000000­00pppp21p32p3412hh this is half life 2 ep 3 LEWKZ EPIC I GOAT TF2 GEET TITS!!!!!111!!!!one!!!

[MrMrBeansidol]

I UNDERSTAND!!!

[ethan0mac]

ummmmmmmm wat did u say

[ThEHaL0MA5tEr]

fuck...

i got thirsty just watchin it...

[nightfox322]

ahhhhhh omg aids i love that part lol

[Davidgtatips]

GIMMA MY FUCKING CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[burnoutpro15]

And then npc citizen came from the blue and said gman i need your help

and then gman said AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[erik132ful]

give me cake or i blow up building now! that it is blow up building (you hear explosen on the backround) oh-shit that was my house!!! and weres my cake

[Juppe115]

I dont really see the point...

[snowboardingBigdaddy]

@Juppe115 that is the point

[xDumpDogx]

Holy crab! WTF is Gman doing? He looks like Retard, Bastard , and shit !

[GoD1014]

Nice video my friend

[ThePerfilFake]

I understand everything, and you?

[031920000]

Wtf just happened XD

[Bradguy123]

...What?

[happypandaguy]

1000 comment :D

[burnoutpro15]

And an npc citizen ame from the blue and said "Gman I need your help." So gman said AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Can this video be any more stupid?

[eliasgiro]

I was like :D The whole moveh

[Cdude200]

was that arnold schwarzenegger

[sparkie1j]

.......

[omrlpz]

Yiff haha

[MaggotsInDisguise]

What game was at 1:25?

[superdarkluigi13]

SO EPIC *dies of epicness*

[OnlyRemaining]

Thanks now all of my thoughts are in super fast mode :( lol thanks kitty your awesome and destroyed my mind

[czorio4]

come again?

[ligador23]

at least that's better than glados

[superwhoper]

How do u talk like that

[3918829]

what?

[PSNelibeerbelly]

gman got angry face :D

[ella01110]

k my friend :D

[ella01110]

k my freind :D

[blackjackbust360]

............... 

[MrWilldog56]

"and thats when npc citizen said g man we need your help and g man said AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!­!!!!"

[smpfilmfan1]

can you repeat all that

[kokopelli7272]

I have go ice cream now. :D

[HellHound60248]

hi frend. wunnu go hav isekreem?

[Dwhite1788]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOM=/=dume

[ThaFruitLoops]

I Love You.

[dragonfable1090]

you can talk forever.......

[TheGentlemanCreeper]

What Kitty said: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

What the text said: dume.

[ChubbyDiego12]

Dude the darkness is a fail because it made no sense and weird gameplay

[Harisdoubled]

i feel wierd

[asiisn]

The darkness isn't A FAIL . Thanks

[jerzon13]

2:18 lol witch o.O

[rmvxcreation]

Wow.... This viedeo is SUPER messed up

[smmovemaker1]

If the cake is a lie I want pie

[40shotdanny]

dude be completly honest kitty0706 are you a stoner

[williamyo1]

best storie i ever heard i my life... i almost understood everything

[TheOneAndOnIyCake]

Tha Cake isn't a F*** lie 

[MyMusicIsEpic]

chicken neah :>

[MyMusicIsEpic]

chicken neah :D

[Mirage521]

Yer krayze. xD

[Eddboy229]

2:02

U haet fureez sew y haz 1 on ur cowch?

[MrCodename4711]

@Eddboy229 Thats star fox, Not a furry >:(

[Eddboy229]

@MrCodename4711 Well, furries use him alot...

[flipper9009]

NOOOOOOU Y Want my Cake!!!

[BioH4zerdousG4am3r]

i just had some cake and i want...MOARRR!!!!

[saifoo555]

DAMN u must be thirsty after all that talking xD

[Compedy]

@saifoo555 He is so he should drink gordon freemans blood but he cant because gordon has AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDSSSS­SSS.

[komandercapish]

the cake is a lie!!!

[dakilla816]

TO MAKE A GOOD VIDEO, DO NOT LIMIT YOUR VOICE TO WHISPERING YELLS.

[ghostshadow25]

pause @ 2:17 really quick! WITCH!

[cdmaster35]

what is the game at 0:58

[Potencialiscsimbi]

The best way to tell the people that the cake is a lie.

[CounterStrikefan1858]

1:28 Is that Abel Rewanz in the computer? Certainly looks like him.

[aw2quest]

what game is it at 1:26

[reblreed]

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[9966485]

lol i made stuff like this in computer class in school it is fun i notice i type a lot faster when i am just think of the first thing in my head how long did it take you 2 type this

[ZombiesOhMyGod]

*deep voice* THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

[TheJack11764]

thumbs up if you watched this a second time while eating cake laughing at npc_citizen because he had no friends and talking about cake made you hungry 4 cake but he wouldnt make u a cake because ur not his friend so 4 revenge you would eat a cake in spite of the fact he wants a cake laughing in his face while eating cake but then you realized !!!THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

[epicSMGfan]

u not mah friend? :c

[Laningo]

nu one likes furry but evhryone luvs neko

[KolesMen11]

those both games are good

[Mastee157]

the cake is not a lie.

THE CAKE IS A PIE

[Doomtouilas]

So whats the sensmorale of this Gstory?

[CrabWithShovel]

hay friend nice vid... lol how do u think of this randomness?

[PSPFREAK62]

i just made a cake after this...

[OneBigHaloFan]

I don't get it.... was the gman mad?

[xtraman25]

The cake is a LIE!!! But the pie is the TRUTH!!!

[slik4100]

Dude, this is the best youtube video ever!!!!!1

[Axxinger]

the cake is NOT a lie!!!!! the cake is a PIE!!!!

[bookjcase]

Becaus he was a bad guy in disguise of a bad guy

Lol

[stickfigureabuse1290]

1:09 what computer game is that :3

[stickfigureabuse1290]

lol how did u come up with this?=D

[stunnerwwe9897]

In Soviet Russia the random tales of gman are the random histories of gman LOLOLOLOLOLOL FAIL LOLWUT :D

[Tylervaughn1100]

gman said he didnt like furries even though fox was sitting on his couch

[darthvader803]

2:17 = hurl

[buxbunny11]

130 came out of the blue

[MrPerry95]

What? xD

[GrahamCrackers94]

NEAH :>

Nou fayverit werd.

[sonuckles300]

the cake is a lie

[995Daviss]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[Compedy]

128 ppl got stabbed by a car

[AndGonzilla]

@Compedy Or the video wasnt funny.

[MultiVertice]

I will not give u cake. Ehy? Because it is a lieeeeeeëeeeee!

[Compedy]

all i understood was "gman"

[AwsomeEken]

The cake is a lie!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Personoide]

I'm worried. I understood everything he said.

[XnagarekidaX]

@Personoide don't worry. cuz i did to.

[SirVerbose]

1:33 PINGAS!

[coltonpew]

kitty0706 i thynk u shuld be mai frend cuz i am ur biggest frend so ya maybe i subscribe 2 ur ting and u be mai frend lol

[wolfdevon117]

what was the game he was playing?

[thps48]

Ha. Hold Me Now was in Yahtzee's fullyramblomatic review of The Darkness. XD

[18plusage]

what the fucking shit i just watched?

[xxPsychorabbitxx]

128 People were stabbed in the leg with a car.

[Torque500000]

OMG, if you had said NPC-citizen one more time, the video would have created a blackhole... Epic lol