Dining with Kids in Tow

[KlimtPhelan]

True story, are you ready for this? Once upon a time, I went to a burrito restaurant and my chair was back-to-back with a high chair. The baby in it was screaming (with delight, not hungry-sleepy-whatever screaming) and I turn around, and the mom is all like "omg, I"m so sorry!" and the baby is just smiling at me and I'm like "awwwwwwww he is so cuuuute look at him!"

The end. Moral: Noisy kids don't bother me because I'm a reasonable human being.

[ame6603]

I hate it when people bring their kids to restaurants. (See last two lines.) I've often thought that if I had children I wouldn't take them along. It's a waste of money because they aren't going to eat anything anyway. Plus, you can't enjoy yourself with a kid around. They're always moving around and making noise.

[Suzz86]

My daughter HATES fries, in fact she hates ANY kinda fried potato. also i dont believe in drinking while my daughter is there unless im at home with family to help me out and i only have one drink no matter what if shes there.

[RISCnothing42]

this has to be one of the funniest videos ever

[toigerr]

i think its called CRAYONS not CRANS

[spinemelter2000]

I hated going to restaurants with my parents when I was little. I don't think they let me bring toys. They didn't even let me buy any candy on the way out (you know how by the cash register, there are Kit Kats and other items behind the glass). They were very adamant about that. I hate my childhood.

[lauren5000blue]

fuck up your toddlers

[passthemiketv]

no wonder ur single!

[bleedtheworm]

haha advice for milfs 101 XD

[philly1537]

whore

[vanillaxxxlace]

you cant tell the waitress to step on it..thats disrespectful and he or she is most likely going as fast as possible anywayy..im a former waitress lol

[brightgreenbies]

Correction: Don't tell your waitress to step on it.

[JOECRIP2000]

@brightgreenbies I agree that is just being rude to the waitress "she has other tables lady not just you" lol

[lauren5000blue]

fuck up your toddlers

[Nidonemo]

Ehh, I always had mixed feelings about kids and dining. I'm not one of those guys that immediately frowns on it, but when I see kids being quiet and behaving, I'm always impressed.

[HaelRefoc]

Oh man, we are alike.