The Gentlemen's Rant: Hipsters

[SamuelArthurDay]

rant about wangsters .. please

[777oldspice]

hahah come on back!

[slipperlimpet22]

wiggers

[b74k3]

I'm sure that flannel by itself is okay...just not with cowboy boots

[MrDustyHD]

i want to see a rant about "wangsters"

[1of111]

RANT ON SEXTING!

[lisa320]

This video is beautiful. Especially the deep v comment. I'm going to remember that.

[gablav3]

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the best cheap beer

[Drakon1634]

Papts Blue Robot....The metal shavings hurt my throat...

[yackmcguire]

if your V-neck was any deeper, it'd be teaching transcendental literature and post-impressionism at UC-Berkeley. LOL

[jukebox1322]

0:53 i feel it is necessary to disregard EVERYTHING this man claims is "hip". agreed?

[MrClickity]

You listed guys that can pull off a mustache and didn't mention Freddie Mercury? Pretty sure that counts as heresy.

[icemanrules1]

I actually do like PBR :(

[GarryTheTableGuy]

"If you want to look like you live in the 80's, get rid of your $400 Smart-Phone and get AIDS.." HAHAHHAHA.

[yesitsyodady]

"black people, come on back... all will be forgiven" lmfao

[ThatguyfromMINNESOTA]

or rape

[ThatguyfromMINNESOTA]

Do one on Prison lol

[ThatguyfromMINNESOTA]

Jews!!!



[xXxKakashisAutumnxXx]

These guys echo my sentiments toward hipsters exactly!

[sampicko]

Hipsters are basically pretentious, middle-class emos.

[Wafledor]

1:10 HILLLAARRRIOOUUSS

[epignosis567]

1:46

[animatedrouge2]

What's the song in the background? It's on A Clockwork Orange?

[Siebelt07]

@animatedrouge2 beethoven's symphony 9

[Drew00621]

hipsters think they're oh-so cool. fuck those pretentious, pompous assholes

[mflooger]

oh those young hipsters just trying to find there place in the world living in those bustling metropolis

[MannnisEi]

"If you want to look like you live in the 80's so bad, get rid of your $400 smart phone and get AIDS"

[couchcai0]

Ha PBRs do suck.

[crimsonclover87]

i really think John takes issue with hipsters...

[SparkleDevon]

Eh, I find most Hipsters adorable.

Especially their flannels. Ohhh, I certainly have a soft spot for flannels.

But meh, scarves, meh.

Cowboy boots? Meh.

Just keep the Flannels and the Skinnys. <3

[xpinkykabx]

ATTENTION HIPSTERS: If you want to live in the 80's so badly, get rid of your smartphone and get AIDS!

[ayoama]

@xpinkykabx wish I could thumb this up a million times.

[MHD1323]

Nobody wears a scarf in July - Nobody!

[Deathlock257]

@MHD1323

I do xD

[allaboutthefight]

ahhahhahahha this is fucking great

[ebangha]

What The FUCK is pabst blue ribbon?

and why is Drinkable?...

[incrediblejay69]

Nobody wear a scarf in july , NOBODY . hahahha

[volkaf9]

Work of Art. Gold Star. "Nobody wears a scarf in July! Nobody." Thank you.

[yesitsyodady]

I hate how people find it "fashionable" to dress like gay dudes... like wtf bro SERIOUSLY!!!

YOU LOOK LIKE A CHICK!!!

[vivasmallmexico]

@yesitsyodady skinny jeans for men? WTF!

[hopkins624]

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the bastards ruining food 

[Dryftburn]

It was only a matter of time.

[asosaki]

Pretty much exactly how I feel.. I live in NYC surrounded by hipsters!

[artsychique]

"hipster black people, come on back, come on back" LOL

[vicluchyg]

Very few people can pull off a mustache Tom Cellic,Joseph Stollen,The Pringles Guy?? XD

[Myata51]

1 minute commercial for a 2 minute piece. Screw that. Thanks Apple, assholes.

[MovieCaliber]

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[DylanofMD]

I will continue to wear skinny jeans, flannels, and only slightly deeper than normal v-necks and ignore insults such as 'hipster'.

[supermonkeywtf09]

So unenthusiastic :/

[FantasticMrJason]

The first 15 seconds are the best :D

[Milinskaya7]

a) I like how angry the blond one is getting

b) "Just because you live in Brooklyn doesn't mean you're from Brooklyn. You're from Iowa. IOWA." FUCKING. THANK YOU. Born & bred New Yorker here!

[ibs2pid]

ROFL!!!! AIDS!!!!!

[deejmusicwall]

"Hipsters dress and act alike, but one thing they'll never do is conform." BAHAHA!

[YourNumberOneFan100]

The pringles guy...

[MrJustinArt]

I LOVE John's opinion on hipsters. Heck, I love all these guys' opinion on hipsters. Mostly because they all really match my own personal opinion.

[abnormalnorman]

I ranted about Hipsters before it was cool.

[dragon7493]

thumbs up if you loved how he freaked out at the beggining

[31bradford]

@dragon7493 I liked it before it was cool.

[lavantantthom]

1:11 - 1:26 is the funniest C:

[cooldonkeyfish]

WOW YOU GUYS ARE SO MANLY I LOOK UP TO YOU, LIKE OMG.

HEY LET'S MAKE FUN OF SOME MORE PEOPLE

AND THEN DRINK A BEER

AND WATCH THE GAME

AND BEAT OUR FUCKING WIVES.

YEAH. MANLY.

[SOTBS]

@cooldonkeyfish Unleash the fury.

[gamer5122]

@cooldonkeyfish faggot... you forgot making the wives make a sammich for you while you watch the game

[xPARADOXASAURx]

...the Pringles guy.

[5printR]

really? ppl enjoy watching bunch of bitching nobodies trash teenagers and all the things that suck in the WORLD? wow that's creative... Go, subscribe so they can quit jobs ant whine 24/7

[DrMcNinjaX]

@5printR awe is the hipster mad?

[5printR]

@DrMcNinjaX :D I'm not a hipster Sherloc, you Troll. To be mad I should be insulted, which I'm not, because I'm not a hipster. I just happen to own a pair of Ray Ban sunglasses. I am just sad about the low IQ shit ppl are interested in. I watch "Tales of mere existence"... Top that.

[DrMcNinjaX]

@5printR cool story bro. you do realize though that you are not forced to watch these. there are numerous ways to avoid these videos like closing explorer or not clicking the link. I need not top you either because that would require me to have once been on your level or below you.

[wazu222222]

get rid of ur smartphone and get aids. cracked me up!

[sampicko]

You can tell John really hates hipsters.

[MrJustinArt]

@sampicko Who doesn't?

[xXGreyWolf]

These guys are hipsters in all but fashion.

[realpain28]

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[VagrantNoName]

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[b74k3]

Tom Selleck CAN pull off a mustache

[heidiroseross]

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[SSSubZ3r000]

@heidiroseross That would be cool.  I'd like to see that one :)

[MixedxEditingxPierce]

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[kiddhitta]

I drink pabst because it's cheap. It gives me mean beer shits every morning but I'm to white trash to drink any other beer. We're all one pants blue ribbon away from being white trash and in trouble

[uberchops]

7017 people are hipsters being "ironic".

[caddieblues413]

Cheese.

[MsPagelsBagels]

"you can't honestly tell me you actually enjoy the taste of Pabst Blue Ribbon. i don't believe you. you're full of shit!" best ever!



[joeshcosmo]

this is my favorite one yet

[InfiniteGXT]

so mad

[SizzleGeko]

Don't hate the hipsters!

#Vintage is in

[jazzingirl]

I love this

[iamorganfreeman]

ha

[Thedrizzle404]

i aint gonna be part of your system

[theodora2345]

233 people- Fuck it, too mainstream...

[peachyprincess226]

I just discovered these videos and they're amazing. These guys are made of win. That is all.

[ekj598]

being a hipster is now mainstream

[KingLevaan]

i hate hipsters

[sinofrus1]

there is literally nothing I don't love about this video, the first bit John does is freaking awesome

[Kasperloeye]

aawh, aint that cute xD

[tsexy81]

yu mutha f*ckers are derd funny, thanks for giving the world a few moments of no pain and no politics...AHHH JUST PLEASURE... ME LIKEY LIKEY YOU!

[grungetitis69]

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[nutellaontoast]

I'd think people so superior would come up with a better way to show it than criticizing fashion trends.

[Sguevar2]

The beginning killed me. Hahahaha!

[ace448]

Music from A Clock Work Orange ahhhhhh in my Durango 95

[TeKcuBz]

your voice at the end of every video. meeeeowwwwwwww

[DJENZONE321]

walmart

[BaddestofClams]

Seriously, you, your skinny jeans, and your flannel can go fuck yourselves!

[lucasfritz14]

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[tmntfistbump]

@lucasfritz14 YES

[Zioni21]

@lucasfritz14 YESS!!!

[Dryftburn]

@lucasfritz14 You my friend are a god. :)

[marknnate]

are these supposed to be comedians... like the video is funny, but these people show no emotion

[VanillaBean254]

"hipsters dress and act alike, but one thing they'll never do...is conform." couldn't have put it any better.

[Ooftyman]

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[spooney444]

that was passionate, guys. I might sell my smartphone and get AIDS.

[Matt3683683]

Speaking of people who can't rock a moustache... John everybody!

[InFlameProductions]

noone likes PABST!!! it's evil!

[danvaks]

642k+ have wayyyyyyy too much free time on their hands.

[MrIndeedmygoodsir]

@danvaks they should watch more porn then

[danvaks]

@MrIndeedmygoodsir they should spend sometime outside

[AchronTimeless]

The most offensive thing about this video is that it assumes we're all 5 years old. Yes, we do in fact know what the word "fuck" is. We know what it is behind the beep. The connection already happens in our minds anyway, so just go ahead and say it. With a decent pair of headphones that loud ass beep is the most annoying sound on the planet, and yet it still doesn't detract from the disgust I feel towards this bullshit mentality that we have to be protected from a word.

[brockallen]

@AchronTimeless Turn the volume off then you fucking whiner or will mouthing the word fuck still detract from the disgust you feel towards this bullshit mentality that we have to be protected from a word. Fuckin Nancy.

[AchronTimeless]

@brockallen I get that you're trying to insult me, but you're not following any logical path to do so, so it loses it's sting in the process. How would me not being able to hear anything and seeing people mouth words offend me? No, the very thing that bothers me is that people have an irrational fear of saying the word fuck. They beep it, they cut audio, etc. etc. etc. By self censoring, you perpetuate the idea that this is the right course, and I'm asking that they stop. Sorry that bothers you.

[Rchard43]

@AchronTimeless etc. implies all the rest. you don't need three of them. Your condescending attitude doesn't make you any better

[AchronTimeless]

@Rchard43 Yet it is a common usage of the abbreviation. Odd that. But, after all, I'm not running around being a pedant and claiming *other* people have superiority issues. Seriously kids, if you're trying to get under my skin you have to do better than waving your personality defects in my face.

[brockallen]

@AchronTimeless Use all the big words you want and be as condescending as you feel you need to be but it is not gunna make you any less of whiner. I know big words and proper grammar as well but i dont feel the need to flex my verbal muscles on a youtube video. In the end the point is that this video is F#$%ing hilarious and you are a F#$%king whiner. I'm sure you will change the world though on youtube so keep at it bucko.

[AchronTimeless]

@brockallen Need I remind you of whom began the discussion of grammar? It was you dear irritated sir. I know, shocking isn't it? The very thing you're enraged about was your own action. Still yet, it seems that merely having a differing opinion in your presence is enough to send your blood pressure to alarming levels. Must be hard to make it in the world.. provided your world isn't a subterranean dwelling provided by your parentage of course. In that case I'd suggest just not reading comments.

[DITLab]

uc berkeley = hipster heaven

[AnthonysAmazingMusic]

Hipsters hated you first.

[victoria661000]

@1k0yu totally agree. fuck hipsters

[LunaLove70]

this is my favorite gentleman's rant and i f*cking love these guys.

[1k0yu]

I hate hipsters.

[BloodyBunnyFilms]

mfw i too wear a scarf in July

[PeachSiki]

I wear a scarf in July...

[jeremyawesomebot]

this is comedy PLATINUM! this should have 6 billion views, not 6 hundred thousand!

[jakeschaef09]

WOOO!!! BROOKLYN IOWA! That's near where I'm from!!!

[sugaraddict12720]

You guys really need to do a rant about women's clothing. I sincerely want to hear you bitch about all the stupid shit that women wear. I also believe that women wear enough stupid shit to make it rant length. It would be great.

[mydgetboy]

Just come on back hipster black people, all is forgiven

[TexasGirl0868]

hitler can pull off a mustache too!

[rconnoly]

this could have gone on for hours

[HartuBeatu]

I want our evening together to be magical. FUCKING MAGICAL!

[86alison]

Why do they feel the need to swear so much in this vid? Is that meant to make it funnier?

[VanessaBugg]

i want to fuck JOHN!!!!

[playingmusiconmars]

A real hipster is someone who wears a scarf in july in an enclosed room with sunglasses on.

[xPreTzeL]

@playingmusiconmars no, that's a douchebag

[astarryeyedgirl]

I feel your pain and adore all four of you for saying what we've all been thinking.

[FuckThemAll100]

why hate a trend?...

I mean it's a trend. It will be forgotten the next year. it's just clothes and music. get over it.

[qwertyqwertykenken]

The gentlemans rant club

[sdaciuk]

Won me over at Pabst.

[19Jones91]

God damn I hate hipsters...

[hollowlaugh]

Lovvvvveeeee you guys!!! NOONE WEARS A SCARF IN THE SUMMER TIME!!!

[ChelseaBean87]

My favourite rant!

[Southgamedemon99]

''Quote from video''

[iwantOVC2012]

If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, does a hipster hear it first?

[Callum1294]

I was hipster before it was cool....

[greensleeves32]

1:50 If you wanna act like you live in the 80s so badly, get rid of your $400 smart phone and get aids... wow that's an instant classic...

[12529kg]

How do you drown a hipster?

in the main stream ;P

[asaenzoyoutification]

@12529kg clever

[undercop5567]

The Gentleman's rant: The Gentleman's rant

[SoSuavesmooth]

Why did the hipster burn his hand changing a lightbulb? Cause he did it before it was cool.

[jbusername217]

Greatest intro ever!!

[MrHousemagic]

gentlemans rant dubstep

[ukelivia]

you got a fucking DEEP V.

[BingBoingProductions]

Tom Baker wears a scarf in July!

[Catiecatt]

I'm from Iowa :P

[junior214223]

Aren't hipsters mainstream?

[toogood53]

@junior214223 yes

[buzzsaw133]

Hipsters need to realize that NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!

[dodgethis9193]

moustache problems

[ArmyOfWalrus]

"Hipsters dress and act alike, but one thing they'll never do is conform." Hehehe, oh the irony.

[MsMkovacs]

224 viewers are hipsters...

[MsMkovacs]

224 viewers are hipsters...

[captnlawngnome]

i asked people for thumbs up before it wasnt cool