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  • Leave the family issues alone. I would not advertise my kids to public but if carlin came to my house he would get destroyed!

  • @nazirdjon If he came to your house it would be astounding, he died years ago.

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  • he defiantly crossed the line

  • @NearMeKZ Oh yeah? He was very defiant about it?

  • fucking genius!

  • the point he's making here is that putting your child on the answering machine is just advertising that child to predators.

  • To all the pucker-butts posting about child molestation, etc = LIGHTEN UP! It's fruggin' humor for cryin' out loud. Go buy some Preparation H and STFU....

  • I'm fine with people getting offended about stuff I'd never would. Sure, tell us your opinions about how offended you are and how high moral values in the jokes you'd prefer. It's not like that would stop the rest of us making these jokes and laughing at them. The day when making jokes likes this becomes illegal, is the day I've lost my faith in humanity.

  • While no one can accuse him of intending to act out this skit at all...why a thought like that even enters one's mind in the 1st place (even as a joke) is hard to justify. Jokes about raping children (or anyone) is considered "crossing the line" for many (even in comedic settings), and that's nothing new. People who found all of his other material hysterical may still feel strongly that he crossed the line here. Simple as that.

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  • I love this man

  • @StevenMJiggalo interesting. being for the safety of children, who can't defend themselves, makes me a child molester??? Wow, incredibble logic.

  • @StevenMJiggalo how old are you steven? 15??? maybe you should use your brain the next time you write a comment. thanks for reminding me that Carlin made a joke. Guess what, I don't find it funny. Maybe someone should joke about your mom, how she gets deepthroated by an elephant till she pukes - funny, right? Of course, it's only a JOKE!!!

  • I'm gonna make a funny hat! Oh and if u don't like carlin why are u watching him? I don't like country music. So guess what I don't do? Look it up! Get fucked Mazinga

  • @marktrib I guess you are on the wrong medication my friend. Thanks for distorting my words. Clap hands for that. I never said that I don't like Carlin. Maybe you should get your facts right, before you accuse somebody;)

  • What's worse is when parents think it's cute to have them pay for their own shit at the store. I'm a goddamn cashier, I don't have the time or patience to wait for your fucking kids, when I have 6+ people behind you in line.

  • anyone who gets ''upset'' by anything carlin says is an asshole. he wasn't afraid to make jokes about ANYTHING. that was the hole point about censorship and control. stop taking it out of context. didn't you idiots ever listen to a word he said? there's ppl trying to poison and enslave us and these dumb asses are 'upset' about a carlin video? if people got mad about the things that were actually important then maybe this country wouldn't be such a fucking joke.

  • @dubskinz Censorship and control??? Did I ever mention this? what has this to do with his pedophiliac statement? I didn't say that he was a pedophile, but I don't find it funny to make jokes about it. and for what, because he finds it dumb that parents let their 5 year old children record answering machine messages????!!!!!

  • @dubskinz just to quote you from your site: We all wish to live, we all seek a world in which men are freed of the burdens of ignorance, poverty, hunger and disease. The preservation of peace and the guaranteeing of man's basic freedoms and rights require courage and eternal vigilance. Courage to speak and act, and if necessary to suffer and die - for truth and justice. Help for the peaceful survival of mankind. - Haile Selassie I

  • @dubskinz and on the other site, you can say to me: go fuck yourself, shit for brains and that whoever disagrees with carlin is an asshole???? what's wrong with you??? you really amaze me

  • @Mazinga i never actually said go fuck yourself or called you any of those things, scroll down and check again! i simply said whoever is offended by carlin is an asshole. in my opinion i just believe people can make jokes about anything in the right context. and like i said i think you're taking it out of context.

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  • Why the fuck is everyone zealously bashing Mazinga, he was simply upset with the end remark on this vid if you dont agree with him then too bad.

    God I'm sick of Youtubers, you'd think after watching Carlin vids they would be a bit more mature. >___>

  • @pricture Thanks mate. I am amazed, too how people can react to a harmless comment like mine. It seems that Carlin - who I think was a great comedian, but I don't agree with everything he said - became like a Messianic figure and his dicsiples get very angry if someone makes a remark about him.

  • @Mazinga No problem, these ppl getting buthurt over your humble opinion is pretty damn sad. Thats one thing I constantly see everywhere, ppl will bitch/flame/cuss/insult you JUST over a simple difference of opinion. Carlin's a great comedian and sure got ppl thinking no doubt, but that doesnt mean you have to love EVERYTHING he said, and that doesnt make you or anyone else an "asshole". x|

    How little these haters differ from those religious extremists Carlin also talks shit about lmao

  • @Mazinga

    I also don't really find the pedophile comment too humorous....

  • @kaixjin Seriously? I've seen Christian people laughing about his ''Religion is bullshit'' part, and yet you just whine about something such little?-.- grow up and enjoy this genius and brilliant man

  • @LawL1337leet children being raped by pedophiles is a "little thing"? He was a brilliant comedian, but that doesn't justify every joke he makes. Are we kidding?!

  • @Mazinga it's a joke mate stop taking it out of context 

  • @dubskinz it's interesting that nobody sees or understands my point. if it is a joke, let me make fun of your mom for example, because if we make jokes everything is allowed and nothing is sacred. is that how the world should go round. I really have no problems with black sarcastic humor, but his last comment was too much and it is unbelievable how many people defend him like he would be Christ himself. He wasn't perfect folks, sorry for disappointing you.

  • @Mazinga Yea, looks like you finally got the point: nothing is sacred. God, the Pope, Pedophilia, my Mom/Dad, the Holocaust, etc. are NOT sacred and you should be allowed to make jokes about these things.

  • @vycka1234 Then the same should be applied to Carlin himself. He is not sacred, too, so I can make fun of him, bash him, criticise him without anybody being offended. Thanks.

  • @Mazinga Yes, exactly. Looks like you really do get it at last.

  • my friend till me this is awful i think its fucking funny

  • 3 ppl have 5 year old daughters named stacy

  • @ThrashinMoshPit666 I would like to visit 3 virgins named stacy!

  • @Mazinga Yeah, because being a pedophile is worse than skinning their parents and making a funny hat.

  • @Mazinga Yes, I was as well ... It disgusts me deeply that everyone would laugh, even here in the comments.

    Its odd, because this comment is the only one from Carlin that I have been offended by.

  • @kaixjin Thanks, finally an intelligent comment. Good to know that I am not alone here.

  • @Mazinga Blow it out your ass!!

  • @jacobmonast any other nonintelligent comments?

  • @Mazinga You know, its very easy to accuse people of being ignorant when you're the one who's actually ignorant. George carlin's legacy consisted of shocking the world to provide you with a different outlook on certain aspects of life and the shcok itself is what made you laugh. His views were far more sophisticated than ours ever will be so if I were you, I wouldn't be so up my own ass about it. If you you're offended george carlin's humour, then you have no business watching it at all.

  • @jacobmonast who accuses who and when? sorry my friend, but you didn't get the point. at first tell me where the sense is to be rude? Was I rude with my comment that I am upset? Don't I have the right to say what I think without being attacked? Tell me what's so funny about saying that I would stick my dick in the mouth of a 5 year old child. Incredible that I have to defend my position thinking jokes of that kind are inappropriate. Do you have little sisters?

  • @Mazinga why dont u go outside and play hide & go fuck urself

  • @MikeTap4321 fuck myself...interesting. could you explain to me how this would be physically possible?

    and btw, coping mechanisms such as psychotherapy, anger management, communication skills training, or self control training are all ways to control angry and aggressive behaviors. there is hope for you

  • @Mazinga if you have a DNA matched identical twin, technically it's possible to go fuck yourself..

  • @dubskinz well, then you know how how probably that would be.

  • @Mazinga You used "their"

  • @LOGICandREAS0N Yeah I saw it afterwards. There and their is called a "homophone" that's why I made this mistake.

  • @Mazinga haha you said homo

  • @Mazinga It's George Carlin, I don't know what else you would expect shit for brains.

  • @outsider0100 As it is obvious, you parents never taught you manners. Do you have cerebral disorders? I don't see the point of you, offending me by calling me shit for brains. Just because I made a normal remark??? If Carlin was to say to you - jokingly - that he is going to fuck your mom in her mouth, would you still find that funny and let him go? You are a hypocrite

  • @Mazinga Are you serious? your questioning something he said, its a STAND UP COMEDY ACT, jesus I cant believe your questioning if he's serious about being a pedophile while hes doing stand up comedy, stick to coloring books kiddo.

  • @outsider0100 You know pal, you amaze me with each of your comments. I am not a native speaker but it seems to me that you have problems with the english language. Where did I say that he is a pedophile???? Is it so difficult to understand what I have written many times, in words that a retarded person could also understand? My comment was about his joke, putting his thing in the mouth of a 5 year old girl. Do I believe that in real life he would have done that? Of course not. It's not funny

  • @Mazinga For one, it was a 12 year old girl, not 5 and "its not funny" millions of people would disagree with you, if your watching a George Carlin stand up drop your morals dipshit.

  • @outsider0100 Ah, ok, well if the girl from the joke was 12, then gang bang all night long...

    besides using foul language can you write something that could seem to come from an intelligent person? your statements make no sense. I have to drop morals? what did Carlin use for his stand-up? Bananas??? he used morals. What morals is another question. So keep your comments for yourself and stop whining because somebody doesn't agree with some of Carlins jokes.

  • @Mazinga You= "Oh my god, the most offensive comedian on the planet just said something offensive! my virgin eyes!"

  • @Mazinga So, you were okay with the remarks of the big knife, skinning humans, and making a hat out of their skin. But, pedophile crossed the line? Get the fuck out. :P

  • @Roxas103 sorry pal, maybe that's a cultural difference. In my culture those things aren't funny at all. big knife, skinning humans, is a joke - it's black humor - not many people do that in reality. I really don't think that I have to explain why this last joke isn't funny at all.

  • @Mazinga Perhaps there is a cultural difference. You see, I'm part of this culture that's intelligent to know that he really wouldn't molest a child in real life (if he was still alive) and it's part of the joke. You're part of the stupid culture that takes everything seriously.

    And, who knows. Perhaps your next door neighbor is bringing in people every month and makes funny hats out of their skin. Best part, you wouldn't even know. :P

  • @Roxas103 I hoped that you are intelligent enough that I didn't say he would molest a child in reality. Did I ever say that he is a child molester??? Nope. You are putting words in my mouth, so to speak, that I never said.

    Besides, is it possible to answer without being offensive? What benefit do you have by insulting me?

    Do we know each other for so long?

  • @Mazinga Did I say that you called him a child molester? No. You took the joke as, "He said something offensive. There are children who actually get molested." As my retort, I said, "It's not like he'd go out and molest a child. It's a joke." You took that as, "But I didn't call him a child molester." *facepalm* And you wonder why I call you stupid. You're probably that kind of person that get's offended by South Park and Foamy the Squirrel.

  • @Roxas103 this discussion gets as boring as you are. you are sitting in a glasshouse throwing with stones. again you are offending me without any reason showing that your morals are on a very low level. be better than the people you attack. btw,you commit ad hominems. If I like south park or not, is irrelevant.

  • @Mazinga Then get mad and leave if I'm so boring. :P

  • @Mazinga nope, no one is upset besides u, he is using a funny joke to prove his point, and if ur one of those people that gets offended easily then learn how to take a joke from the greatest comedian that has ever lived

  • @Mazinga No, humor doesnt have to have limits or borders.

  • Stick it right in your dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o

  • If I was a man, I would do exactly that

  • Lol my parents had me record our old outgoing message when I was like 5 years old. I think I did a pretty good job if I do say so myself. :)

  • The only person in the work who could get me laugh at a child rape joke...

  • Best part about George is that is can say anything and he is very honest.. sometimes too honest..

  • @goldenmaza

    There is not such thing.

    It's truth or bulshit.

  • thats brutal!!!!

  • this is one of his best pieces of material, I didn't know what a "side-splitter" was until I laughed so hard at this that I felt a sharp pain in my side

    RIP george, funniest comedian ever

  • lmao

  • Stacy disliked this...

  • OMFG, that was fucking priceless!

    "...after that I'm gonna take out my huge ding-dong and stick it in your..."DOOOT

    That had me in tears!

  • @ilovetogofast88

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    Congratulations on the epiphany.

    I'm sure you've found your vocation as a rapist.

    -

  • @The3nlightened0ne

    Clearly you don't belong here prick, so find yourself a "safer" channel

  • @ilovetogofast88

    Just trying to help a brother. No problem.

  • @The3nlightened0ne

    Whatever :P

  • love this guy

  • God

  • Stacy disliked.

  • @jsj1995 Carlin and Pryor the greatest of all time PERIOD

  • What special is this from?

  • @Diablo112687 Complaints & Grievances, his 2001 HBO Special.

  • @MikeTap4321 When this came out I was 13 and my mother told me that She wanted me to tape this show so that she could watch it and said I would like this guy because he is foul and disgusting and hilarious.....its 10 years later and she wasnt joking george carlin is my favorite of all time

  • Hmmmmm, I can't seem to understand what you're trying to say, your comment doesn't really make sense.

  • Awwww, does this offend you?

  • @LTDGuitars420 i find george carlin's answering machine response hilarious,too bad most parents these days would get so offended by it :(.

  • hilarity begins at 0:13

  • one person let their child record the outgoing message.

  • This man was a genius...R.I.P

  • @SfNoOb0012 He's not smart he just wasn't blinded by ignorance that 99% of Americans get blinded by.Now if was Einstein smart AND not blinded by the ignorance.... 

  • @soldierassasin George Carlin actually was very smart, not only did he prove that on stage, have you ever seen his interviews?

  • @jay2121221 No.

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