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  • I'm Chinese and my family owns Laundromats.

  • HAhaa i love this videoo <333 and are you korean ? lmaoo i am korean :)

  • Lol you didnt say anything when it came down to asians have a small Pen1s xD

    D

  • Asians are bad drivers? Drifting came from Japan

  • Why do Asians continue to talk about themselves? -_- I'm Asian, and it's annoying me a lot.

    Like the SWAG: "Something We Asians Got" or Asian Stereotypes or "OH YOU'RE SO FOB~" it's making us look bad.

  • No I'm a rebel asian that's why like my penis.

  • ok U CAN NOT TALK STRAIGHT!!!! DUDE U SEROUSLY NEED TO FIX UR MOUTH!!!!

  • I like this video.

  • lol It's true, as far as I know my whole family has a karaoke machine at home (I'm Filipino)

  • Hahah "y'all just bad at math." and "people be like 'dang man, Asians are smart. They don't come to school and they know how to do that' "it's algebra, man. I'm not smart. I just..I just know how to.. do math. I'm not good at it I just know how to do it. Maybe you should learn..you know." xD I liked the tokyo drift allusion lol and the bluffing about knowing karate never occurred to me. I'll keep that in mind. Haha.

  • Well one stereotype i've heard about Asian's is that they are always skinny or something like that.

  • Asians have the biggest dick

  • stop with the stereotypes K thanks! :] oh and im asian.

  • SNSD POSTER!!!!! SOOO FREAKING HOTTT

  • All asian poeple like K-POP xDD

  • @Machiruda59 not true hahah i'm asian and find it obnoxious

  • @Machiruda59 Not True My Friend Fucking Hates KPop And I Was Like What World Do Yuu Come From?

  • asians invented Grand Turismo, how could they be bad drivers?

  • I am sorry people. Not all asian guys are like this guy.

  • I like this guy. :)

  • stereotypes make life hilarious lol. without stereotypes life would be sooo boring

  • My Friends always tell me that azn people are super good at math. and i am azn myself. WTF!?

  • eww.. you like snsd...

  • @DluvsU2013 Ewww hater

  • @moonlightmenuett hahah yup..

  • I have that poster^^

  • Everytime I say I want to go to Korea people ask if I will marry a Korean guy.

    Then the procede to tell me that all Asians have small penises.

  • i love the way you talk. And it's true, you look like SHINee's Jonghyun :)

  • youre like a mix of henry and jonghyun xD

  • @kionayamagata . omg i know!

  • Asian cant drive thats true man....Driving in chinatown is HELL..btw im asian too HAHHA

  • HAHAHA black ppl driving like they gonna kill somebody..they might be HAHAHAHAHA

  • omg you are hot!!!!!!

  • L0L u talk kinda black n ur lips too. nice vid

  • HAHA! Who is his favorite from Girls Generation?

  • Oh god, so cute.

  • He's got Run Devil Run Posters in the back!!!

    Yay!!! :D

  • you know like..like..like...eh, alright.

  • what color is your hair?

  • You have a problem saying "I'm" xD

  • what's good trouty mouth

  • This is awesome, man! Nice work. ;) Im asian myself too, There are a a lot of wrong stereotypes for us, but little did they know, other ethnicity has its own flaws too!

  • in fact alot of karate teachers are white... HA true story

  • You look like Jonghyun in this video!! (:

  • You have big pink lip and talk ghetto lol.

    Your channel avatar reminds me of Yunho.

  • You big lips :)

  • SNSD!!

  • you were in the hood?

  • commenting again ehehehe you forgot about the height! but whatever I beat a lot of the stereotypes I'm Filipino and I can't sing, I'm freaking tall for a girl whose Asian and I'm freaking stupid :p I haven't gotten my license since I'm still underage

  • I am from the middle east, so thats Asia too, but I don't know why when they say asian, it gotta be chinese/korean/Vietnamese etc. But yah I love all my friends who are asian and I hate those stereotypes cuz all of us go through the same thing

  • I hate stereotypes, they are annoying...

  • BTW, not all asians have small eyes. I'm Asian and my eyes are huge. o_o

  • The first thing I saw was SNSD. You are awesome.

  • Dang it. You should've elaborated on the Penis thing lmao. So does that mean it's true? Dx Are you Korean by the way? XDD

  • you said "asians" or "agents"???

  • im Viet

  • if you're in toronto and you go to a japanese restaurant, chances are it is actually owned by koreans or chinese people... :'D

  • omg are u Korean? You are hot, too and funny

    U crack me up

    I was drinking my coffee and when u read that "asians have small penises (did i spell that right? lol) and u had a blank look on ur face and i swear i alsmost had a spit take all over my grandma's computer!!

    anyway that video was hilarious love ur hair too

    visit my channel if u like kpop..

    thats really all i listen to..

    thanks bye bye!!!

  • @MrSungminnieismine That is so weird! I was drinking coffee and had the exact same reaction plus im at my grans :L

    Kpop and Krock for the win <3

  • @Aleeieo wow lol that is soo wierd what a coincidence ( is that spelled right? lol guess i cant spell)

    any way dont u agree that this guy is seriously sexy?

  • Filipinos, well i don't know what they own, but they good singers though. <3

  • lol when i close my eyes a hear a black man when i look at you i see a kdrama actor ahahaha freaky in a cute way!!!!

  • Why yes, i do like the super racist background music :P

  • I'm jealous of you're poster :3

  • lol filipinos own karaoke machines... that part is so true. im a full out filipino and yes we do own a karaoke machine... the awkward moment when what you said was true.....

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  • That was kinda funny.. What about Asian guys dating Hispanic girls.. well I already have a boyfriend and he's Filipino, but I love Asian guys, in fact I ONLY like Asians.. so would other Asian guys date Hispanic girls? or any other races if they're interested in Asian culture or whatever?

  • @natalizzzzz Basically what they say is based in the media, the things they see on TV which might be true but it does not mean that everyone lives like that. The same people who say that kind of stuff also say "I wish I was in Brazil, there are a lot of thick, hot and pretty girls". WTF? All countries have positive and negative things to talk about. They only focus in the bad things when they want to feel superior, that is ridiculous.

  • You know, everybody says Brazil is shit... But it isn't... I'm brazilian and I don't live with animal in the jungle or walk naked, we aren't like this.. I know speak english, portuguese, a little of korean and japanese... I'm not idiot .. The wold has to know.. Brazil isn't soo bad.

  • Hey.. Wait.. I'm Arabian, and we (Arabs) are in Asia, and I actually look like asians, especially when I smile.. So am I an Asian? :O

  • dude sorry but seriously dont you have something else to do than doing this? im asian, but we dont need videos that talk about us -.-'

  • You look like Jung Yong Hwa and you're so cute :'D

  • you are soooo cute <3

  • This dude sounds African American....

  • Not all Asian are Chinese!! Stop leaving out Russian. Half of their Country is in ASIA!!!!~~~

  • Where the fuck do you think stereotypes come from? Obviously based on reality...

    You coming in once a week and getting a 95 is obviously evidence that Asians are good at math.

    And you definitely have a small cock. I can tell by your body type. I've seen enough porn to be able to tell.

  • Are u Korean??! , if u are, will u marry me ?

  • lol i like ur snsd poster in the background XD

  • read backwards

  • games too much, not cuz they're asian. god would not give certain races big dicks and certain ones small ones. blacks are not big, again thats just they way they're depicted in pornos. and maybe cuz they get plenty of sleep cuz they're lazy, idk. and earlier when i said "if ur asian and have small dick.." i wasnt directing that towards u, i was just talking to the general public

  • wtf dude why didnt say anything about the dick part? that totally made us look bad. see the problem with that stereotype is that even asians believe that shit! dont base ur judgements based on those pornos cuz asian pornmakers dont choose the dudes with huge penises like americans do and if you have a small dick and ur asian, its not cuz ur asian, its cuz u have a small dick! blame ur dad or maybe u didnt get enough sleep during puberty. so some asians might be small cuz they stay up playing

  • "Asians have small penises."

    Silence...

    NEXT. 

  • oh my gosh this is so true...funny too 

  • LOOOOL;

    girls generation in the back ground <3

    gg

    OPPA SARANGHAE

    yes oppa ;)

  • lol im filipino but i cant sing maybe xD

  • I think you're amazingly good looking, wow.

  • Why didn't you explain ANYTHING about the 'asians has small penises.'HAHAHAAH!!!

  • Your lips....Are...Ummm...Really distracting me..:)Its a compliment!

  • so true! xD

    

  • "white people can't parallel park"... so true, or at least for me it is!

  • damn his lips are juicy juicy :) :)

  • God dammit -3

  • The music! bahahahaha

  • cool video, made me laugh

  • I think stareotypes are mean and rude but they'll make you stronger. You'll learn not to pay atention to them. Btw I love Run Devil Run<3

  • yous a blaisian

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  • Nearly every ethnic group/ country has a stereotype? So my question is~ Are stereotypes a problem? And do you stereotype someone soon as you meet them or is it only if you are asked to describe someone from a particular country? I'm Scottish and I'm probably stereotyped as ginger, can play the bagpipes, wears a kilt and other tartan items, goes for long country walks with highland cows and eats shortbread? I don't cover any of these stereotypes, except maybe eating shortbread :3

  • You're funny....XD

  • asians are bad drivers. don't deny it.

  • funny 0:15 , 0:20 , 0:29 , 0:40 , 1:01 etc haha he keep repeating the words

  • LOL like fuck i got 3 out of 40 for fractions hows that for you? and im fken asian ! ahaha

  • will you have my babies?

  • all asians have small penises......>.>......

  • @LucyScreamValentine maybe from what you;ve known but its not a true fact. Sizes of penises are based on genes not race.

  • @eemilaaayyyy sorry, i should used ". i was just quoting him cause it was funny, i know its not true but thanks for not being mad or anything

  • He is beautiful <3

  • Are you an albino black man?

    You look like it.

    One with a wig.

  • Yall Is Bad At Math!!! Lol XD

  • Girls Generation.♥♥

  • is that a SNSD Run Devil Run poster behind him?

  • @krysray0212 Yes, I absolutely adore them :D

  • Clicked in bcoz of the Soshi poster at the back!

    Sone <3

  • true about the filipinos with their karaoke machines. oh, and ikr! not all asians are chinese. the shit i get:

    "Are you Chinese?"

    "no"

    "Are you japanese?"

    "no"

    "Then wtf are you?"

    "-___-"

  • @LiMeIsAsHlEy I get the classic:

    "are you Chinese?"

    "no"

    "Are you Japanese?"

    "No"

    "Then you're not Asian! All Asians are ether Chinese or Japanese!"

    ".....*walks away*.."

  • @LiMeIsAsHlEy IKR !!!!!! IM Vietnamese and mine best friend is too and they all like "Are you Chinese?Are you guys twin !!!" HAHAHA yea it get on my nerve sometime

  • @LiMeIsAsHlEy there's more asian races than that homie:] korean,vietnamese,taiwanese,fi­lipinos,indians(hindi),malaysi­ans, yeah there's more but im too lazy to name them. but i only know about the japanese,chinese,and korean cultures more than the other asian races...mwerp..ya random lol:]

  • @LiMeIsAsHlEy korean

  • @LiMeIsAsHlEy Hey I got something worse puhaha

    I went to Europe last summer and (I won't mention the country) in a conversation, a guy asked me

    "You Chinese?"

    "uhh, no I'm Korean"

    "You're North Korean right? that's why you can visit foreign countries..."

    "You mean.. South?"

    "whatever"

    " x__x "

  • plz next time talk slower i don't get u easiy.... so plzzzzz :)

  • I love the Girl's Generation poster in the back...haha

  • I totally agree! My boyfriend is chinese and he doesn't own a chinese restaurant. He teaches children math, because he's super good at it. He's good at a lot of things, and he's also very smart. He's not that good at driving though...

  • Everything about him is asian, except for his mouth and everything comming out of his mouth. That's all black.

  • @Dragontihui LLLMMMAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO!

  • Im not racist because we all are people so what if someone black or have small eyes or white or something.Problem???!!! But they may have something you dont have!!! if you're jealous then shut the fuck up, just do your own business and cry that you dont have something they have. And about video - your cute:3

  • i you seem like chill guy and you sound like a black man but you cool ok you cool asian teehee

  • Asians are got. dot.

  • it irritates me when people say "oh asians have small dick" "asians cant derive worth a shit" cuz they think they know everything.... but hey u got the filipino ppl owning karaoke part right! haha im filipina lmao

  • lolololol. i'm a white girl. and i have a preference for asian guys. my friends are constantly trolling me about how i'll never be satisfied. *sigh* and i keep asking if they have ever seen a asian guy naked. lol they shut up real fast after that :3

  • I really hate when my Asian friends go on about being Asian too, every single convo is like "zomg soo AZN. GO AZN!! Look at my hair its SO FOB. BIG BANG! JAY CHOU! AZN POWAA" =.=" It's like bitch please, you're a dumb little American kid. XD

    In my city it really does seem like all the Asians own a Chinese restaurant. I mean even the Vietnamese, Loa, etc. are opening up "Chopsticks: Chinese Fast Food" and "Double Dragon" places. There's more Chinese restaurants now than McDonalds. XD

  • asians can drive, but they drive dangerously. my asian blood is just boiling in the UK with all these law abiding citizens. yellow means go faster and red means go even faster!

  • snsd run devil run poster in the background :D

  • @KPOPFTW2NE1 i noticed that heheheeh!!!!

  • Your cool bro and pretty funny.

  • You are waayyy too cute it makes me wanna cry *^^*

  • GIRLS' GENERATION IN THE BACK!! >:D

  • n'aww you're so cute :3

  • that video seems to be stolen from David So but im not sure

    YOU ASK THE SAME QUESTIONS AND IN THE SAME ORDER BUT WITH MORE EXPLANATION

  • Lol I instantly liked you when I saw the Girls Generation poster in the back Ke Ke ^^

  • girls generation poster in the back ground!!!!! the hottest asians EVER!!!!! if you havent heard them search girls generation the boys english version , theyre so hot

  • 2:12-2:15 You see a white person OH look its a white person! Lmao

  • Old people and arabic women cannot drive, from my experience.

  • Omg run devil run poster in the back !!! :D

  • Once u brought up filipinos and said we could sing, i think i fell in love. hahaha my heart skipped a beat <3 ;P

  • I like you.

  • You're hilarious. Insta-subscribe.

  • Cool poster :D

  • You're totally right about all these... Except for the penis one I wouldn't know cause I'm a girl........But like it annoys me when people are like "Hey Lauren, your eyes are mega fucking squinty" I'm like" if I can see u they ain't that squinty"

  • lol your funny, but i agree with everything BUT the small penis -wont be continued

  • that's what i like about asians, their eyes! :)

    

  • you a SONE ! kekeke

  • Can I say not true on the small penis thing

  • I do have a karaoke machine at my house. How did he know?

  • Aha, you do have Niel lips, but that's a good thing I suppose XD

    I'm not Asian, but I do get pissed at the fact that people assume all asians are the same >__>

    What's with the sudden "Asians got small penises" ? XD LOL Ah~ Hilarious and cute....

  • you have Niel lips

  • I laughed so hard. Subscribed. 

  • this video is so true. i laughed at the filipino thing,my aunt is from philipines and its so true LOL your cute btw

  • died laughing at penis thing , vietnamese here ._. ...its seriously weird where they got that from ...

  • The second fact is also more an observation :)

  • The nail salon thing is really true for Vietnamese because more than one of my family members owns some type of salon but then again they were like exported from Vietnam and they aren't educated in anything besides cutting hair and nails..

  • love the music (and your lips) i know that's weird to say but - dayuum!

  • Love Ur Hair:)

  • Ah haha Vietnamese over here! I died laughing at question 4 hahaha!!

  • That is so true about Filipinos and karaoke machines. xD

  • WHAT??? All Asians are not Chinese!? o.O WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!?!?

  • I actually like the background music makes me feel like a ninja (im asian)

  • im vietnamese n i agree with u sir n.....ur funny

  • you're cute! that was funny

  • Funniest video ever!!

  • Nice in the background!! Girls generation run devil run poster!!