80s commercial Noid Dominos Pizza Finesse Vaseline

[WebVManReturns]

Commercials these days are missing two things: Quality narration and claymation.

[pannoni1]

The art of writing a love letter in cursive- sadly make me cry as I haven't seen one in years!

[livardo]

hah, I remember the Tucks one too.

[joekenorer]

Wow, cbs special movie. Sunday afternoons. ALWAYS something lame and boring. To me any way. I was born in 1980, but remember ore about the 80s than the nineties. And yes, I scratched dry on my hand too! But we didn't by lotion :p

[Daintytwinkletoes]

Aww man, I remember these commericals. My sisters and I used to write "DRY" on our skin, then apply lotion and pretend we were doing the commerical. I hated the claymation pizza guy because of his voice.

[afivestartragedy]

Thermal photography shows how Vaseline actually....takes over your skin cells like some kind of highly contagious Zombie virus!

[pupcake79]

I still write "dry" on my hand. I'm such a dork!

I guess that commercial really makes an impression, lol.

[YourSkankyMom]

Dude, I'm so old. I remember every one of those.

[rapiddominace]

no, you're even older if you've forgotten them.

[24models4hire]

LOL forgot about TUCKS medicated pads.

[thedamned1981]

I haven't! When I was a kid, that commercial was played 50 times a day.

[MisterDL68]

AVOID DA NOID!!!!! you bitches.......hee heeeee

[dargis49]

As did I quexalcoat.

[dogsouth]

I remember that Tucks commercial from the Price is Right ad breaks. Jeebuz I'm old!!!

[ReturnofRetroBoy]

You really gotta dig to spell words on your skin. Yow.

Man, where would have I have been as a teen in the 80s w/o Vaseline :)

[quexalcoatl]

I can just see everyone who watched that dry scratch Ad instantly trying it out on their own hands. I know I did

[wolfschmidt11]

that's from captain blood on my 1987 videotape.

[BigVideoFan88]

This aired during a CBS movie presentation of American Harvest.

[wolfschmidt11]

the finesse commercial was also courtesy of...

both: the 1986 disney's movie,and "Captain Blood" from the TBS videotape in 1987.

[CorporalMcTeetington]

I remember these. They seem so old fashioned. Like from the 50s. But it was the 80s. Weird.

[sandyu73]

Someone needs to use a Tucks arse pad on the Noid to calm his ass down!

God help me I remember everyone of these commercials

[toddsmitts]

And use some vaseline on him while you're at it!

[PhistMan]

Shitty fucking Noid.

[AirForce194]

mwahahahhahahahaha! burn in hell u freakish meth induced rabbit from hell! mwahahahahahaha!

[ryano1515]

omg lol my parents still have tucks lying around somewhere

[blakfloyd]

I had category 5 liquarrhea once and those things made my bum feel alrighty:)

[offensivejerk]

I totally remeber the "dry scratch one. did u get these off some tv movie you taped, or something??? just curious.

[CirrusBluesummers]

That's where I got 'em

[trumanthecat]

Great post. My sister and I scratched the &*$% out of ourselves trying to write stuff on our skin after we saw the lotion commercial. Thanks!

[twiztedjustin]

haha , that Finesse commercial is so gay.

I use to imitate him and be like

"dear linda, I hope you can come do it with me, Michael" and my mom would get pissed.

Who the hell scratches words on themself haha ?

I remember the headache commercial. TUX, that commercial was always on for years. Like it cost them the cost of a match, an arse wipe, and some random guy to show his hands.

The Noid <3

[ValleyBoy869]

I remember scratching letters on my skin too because of that commercial! Then my mom would yell at me, and tell me I was going to hurt myself.

[678BUMPERLOVER]

linda seems like a stuck up

[678BUMPERLOVER]

omg i remeber that vaseline commercial i would scratch the word dry on hand then put the lotion on it just like she did

[CirrusBluesummers]

You did!?

[678BUMPERLOVER]

yeah lol i loved tv commercials when i was a kid and still do these 80's tv commercials and shows got me interested in acting

[veelalynne]

I used to want so badly to look like the "Finesse" woman. LOL what memories! I'd say these are from '86...?

[CirrusBluesummers]

You got it, late '86 early '87.

[WeMustBeStopped]

Really? Damn, I feel old. I remember every one of them, it just doesn't seem like 20 years ago. I love the thermal imaging to show the effects of vaseline lotion. I wonder if it eventually leads to hypothermia.

[foxxyloxx]

Scratch "Dry" into your dry skin? Eeew. No thanks. lol.

[Alfrunk]

Decent masturbation material...