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  • I had a dream that I was fucking this one hot chick from my school at the check out line in a grocery store and her vijina started vibrating when my dick was rubing her vijina and thats when I woke up! :(

  • DR.Howard,DR.Fine,DR,Howard refers to the three stooges first short were they played doctors

    real names: Moe Howard, Larry fine, and Jerry Howard (curly)

  • I once had a dream where I searched the entirety of Spain to find Excalibur

  • Alot of my dreams seem like I'm in a video game, and when something bad is about to happen to me, I canjust flip my perspective to someone else's point of view. One time I was dreaming about being in school hiding from zombies, but when they got in I tried to run but got trapped. As I was bout to be munched on by a gang bang of zombies, I flip to someone else and watch that guy die.

  • @BradTheAmerican That's an awesome type of dream.

  • does anyone else ever get pissed off of the fact that you always wake up at the good part of a sex dream? lol

  • @adamguy88kl

    One time during a sex dream, I didnt wake up. And I had a mess to clean up. You should consider your self lucky!

  • @BradTheAmerican hahahah :D

  • I know it has been forever since this video has been posted, but if you still read these comments, the "Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard" is a reference to the Three Stooges; Moe Howard, Larry Fine, and Curly Howard.

  • One time I had a dream where I was having a sword fight on a cliff side. I got kicked off the cliff and when I landed I woke up and was on the floor next to my bed. DREAMS, HOW DO THEY WORK

  • Dude, that TV remote dream is awesome!

  • i like batman

  • "but what is cloud gaming? cloud gaming is a..." *clicks skip ad button*

  • I once had credits at the end of my dream. Talk about corny.

  • your dreams are bizzar? I dreamt that me and my friend was killing aliens with tennisballs to save my dad...

  • That is a basic form of dream control, cool. You could control or understand your dreams if you really had the desire.

  • ho the fuck is Bruce Wayne?

  • @Temskyy Batman??

  • "Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard" is a Three Stooges reference. Moe Howard, Larry Fine, and Curly Hoard, and Shemp Howard.

  • the doctor is an over confident beee otch

  • the ledge is for later in the game u go there then it will atumaticly taks u to the secret batcave batman built a long time ago to prepare for something like this to happen

  • Click!

  • yes i had a dream that i was jumping of a skyscraper because it was exploding on 9/10

  • That happens to me too, where the dream ends all too conveniently.... I think the dream ends, but we're still sleeping and don't realize it? So then when we wake up it just seems like the dream JUST ended. XD

  • 7:55 - 8:12 (it's a suicide point)

  • Notice how big the joker's mouth is

  • Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine and Dr. Howard are a reference to a Marx Brothers movie. Now ya know.

  • @kattwoman17 ACTUALLY, they're the Three Stooges: Moe Howard, Larry Fine and Curly Howard.

  • @spacedout93 ..........well shit. You're right. Guess I got my comedy trio mixed up. Thank you!

  • @kattwoman17 Lolz, no worries. I shouldn't be talking; I'll never forgive myself for saying that Spiderman was a DC character...

  • @spacedout93 O_O .....*pats* It'll be ok.....one day.

    Entertainment Tonight did the same thing, but with Superman. They thought Kal-El was a Marvel character *face-palm*

  • Indeed i have had one fo these dreams, there was this car accident and this guy went flying out of my car and tried to grab.. WAIT WHAT. no joke we had the same dream. o_o

  • Saints Row: The Third trailer.

    "Skip This Ad." ARE YOU CRAZY?

  • Hmm about 11:46 you're talking bout how you flew/glided in the air in your dream and so was batman in the gameplay. Also right afterward at 11:52 you mention grabbing onto the concrete in the dream and in the gameplay you grab onto a gate.

    Do I sense? A coincidence...???

  • @cheeselover626 i think you sence a SUPRIZE BITCH!

  • I used to always either LET the evil thing get me in my dreams, or somehow talk myself out of it.

  • I have weird dreams like that all the time bro! Like alot of the time I'll dream I'm in a golf car on a golf course and we'll hit a bump and I'll go flying like 50 ft in the air and right before I hit the ground i wake up...I have that dream multiple times every month!

  • the riddel no i see it isnt it the ambulance

  • When you wake up after a certain part of a dream there has been a time lapse from when the dream ended and the time you wake up it's just that your brain doesn't register it. I only found this out the other day so thought i would share.

  • "Oh my god he DOES look like a fucking emo creeper!" LMAO xD

  • In your dream you should've just flown yourself to the doughnut shop

  • at around 11:30 when talkin about ur dream u said "flying" then batman flew, u said "flying" and "gliding" again then batman flew again, then u said "grab on to somethin" then batman grabbed on to the gate.

    was that planned? hahaha

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  • *Cousins

  • Theres no way those twins were 175 pounds.

  • mclovin

  • 1:32

    I'm ok!!! I'm ok!! that's what came thru my head when he came up lol

  • the joker and amadeus look a lot alike

  • My weird experience in dreams is every fucking time I dream my memory is all jacked up. Like I was in some Chinese marketplace that I have never seen anything close to what the place looked like but i thought l lived there forever. and I was hanging out with a girl who I thought was my girlfriend for several years but when I woke up I realized I had never seen her in my life.

  • Drs. Howard, Fine, and Howard are a reference to the Three Stooges. Thumbs up so maybe he can see.

  • 8:02

    -72 Hours Remain-

  • hay i had a dream that me and you went outside and started to beat the hell out of bullys. dont no why but it was fun. thanks for reading my comment.

  • I had a dream where xcal woke me up and said SURPRISE BITCH and happened to be me dreaming of a youtube video where he said it

  • I had a dream once that I was in a hockey fight and I broke my nose. I proceeded to wake up to a bloody nose. So weird.

  • now u cant tell me warden sharp weighs 190LBS. im the same hight as him and he looks fatter thn me but i weigh 237LBS

  • I like xcal history.

  • Dear other commenters:

    I don't know xcal, but judging from his vids, I'd say he's pretty good at video games.

    When you play a new game for the first time it's completely natural to not know exactly the best way of doing everything, or to instantly solve every puzzle, etc... This is especially true of a game like Arkham in which some things simply are not do-able the first time you come across them.

    I'm guessing he doesn't necessarily need or want our "help" figuring out how to play this game.

  • @basssaro lol exactly, ppl in the comments end up giving away so many things.

  • keep in mind that many of these riddles cant be solved until you have unlocked more gadgets

  • porn

  • have u ever got hit in the nuts in a dream and when u wake up u feel it i swear to god it does not feel good and yes i had the same thing happen to me

  • have u ever got hit in the nuts in a dream and when u wake up u feel it i swear to god it does not feel good

  • you should do a video of the new monday night combat update.

  • I never understood how your brain would know when to start a dream so that you would be awoken when shit started to hit the fan... it cant be random happens to me all the time when I have dreams...

  • The 3 guys Joker calls out on the speaker r the 3 Stooges just to let you know ^_^

  • i think u missed one when u went out to the ledge....I think there was one to the right when u go out to the ledge

  • That same thing happened in my nightmares

  • I love how he tries to hard to get it aligned but all he had to do was move a little to the right

  • NANANANANANANANANA X-CAL!

  • You're going to need an item that you get later in the game for the Zsaz riddle. Don't worry about it.

  • Oh my god, I was thinking "totally emo" as well.

  • woah woah woah, tweedledee and tweedledum 175 lbs? no fuckin way man. I'm only 3 inches taller, and i'm 175 lbs, and i DO NOT look like them at all!

  • Xcal, the Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard bit is a three stooges joke. Those are their last names.

  • more joker lines would be cool i guess

  • LMFAOOOOOOO @ 'These riddles are kicking my ass!'

  • On Hard you have to get armour upgrades first or your gonna have a bad time. If you rush too much your gonna have a bad time, if you try to fuck a grapefruit without microwaving it a little first, your gonna have a bad time.

  • why the fuck is it happening 3 times! that is the weirdest part, crash one SURPRISE BITCH! Crash twice Xcal does a rage quit

  • NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN

    NYAN CAT HAS MELTED MY FUCKING BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • no mnc?

  • i was putting my vid to hd when I started to think xcal was going to sing numa numa :D

  • XCAL I WOULD LOVE TO SEE A SETUP VID AND CAPS LOCKS FOR SURIOSNESS

  • someone called me and i turned got hit with a ball then i woke up scared as shit

  • thank god for xCal - i have nothing else to do with the PSN down.

  • listening xcal's commentary while trading in freelancer is awsome ! :D

  • the ledge is for getting to your secret lab which is pretty neat XD

  • @xcalizorz Might we see any Mortal Kombat coming up soon? Its a really great game...

  • the beginning of this vid is so angragnjionbtmklmfakb fuuuuuuu

  • I had the most bizaare dream where I was in bed and all of a sudden while I am asleep some guy comes into be with me to go to sleep...being the surprised bitch I jumped out of my skin and pushed him out. After about 5 minutes of explaining I managed to convince him he wasnt in the right room and he left....(he seemed drunk) now the worst thing about this dream..is when I woke up the next day I could not tell if that had happened in real life or if it was a dream....DUN DUN DUNNNNN

  • @R3D54ND that was silly, just silly.

  • @xcalizorz "Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard" is a 3 Stooges reference! Come on Xcal, get with the program man ;)

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  • i want the intro as my new ringtone :O

  • The zsaz riddle is solved in the top floor of some building its some dead guards playin cards

  • @dukenukem996 that took me 3 mothns to solve 09 lol

  • Nice to see you're exploring and searching for trophies and riddles. The lore in this game is so much fun. I remember having so much fun doing a 100% runtrough of this game.

    I hope you'll be doing a playthrough of Arkham City when it's released! :)

  • haha when he said "Paging Dr. Howard Dr. Fine Dr. Howard" he is referring to something that they say in the three stooges

  • PSN is down so im watching this.

  • Hey xcal what is your standard keys layout for FPS's on PC ?

  • Return of peasoup

  • I had a dream/nightmare that I was at home and some guys broke in and just as they were about to kill me, I immediately woke up.

  • most dreams, when inturrupted by sound in the real world, will kill you so you wake up, thats the un scientific explanation

  • one day i woke up to the radio and i was already singing the song in my head before the alarm went off....

  • It only gets harder from here.

    Harder from here

    Harder

    :trollface:

  • Painkiller already wans u

  • i didnt know about alligning the question marks until i finished the game

  • And I'm not sure if you realize the green question marks on the map are the locations of the riddles

  • "Paging Doctor Howard, Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard" is from the Three Stooges skit called Men In Black where they get jobs as doctors. It's pretty funny.

    Mo's last name being Howard, Larry's last name being Fine.

  • The best way to do those riddles is first you find a map or look up the map location,there is 1 for each section of the map,this map will locate all the riddles,from there you have to go to them and figure them out for yourself.

  • pro tip don't throw a surprise birthday party for your mom and when she walks throgh the door be like "SURPRISE BITCH!!!"

  • @coolmanG6 funniest comment ive ever seen

  • i am so jelous of you to have dreams like that

  • I had a 15 minute ad goddamit... atleast there was a 5 second skip ad.

  • didnt show in sub box :(

  • vvv

  • man xcal you are just SOOOOO AWESOME !

  • Good god, why is the moon so big? D:

    The "Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard" line is a reference to The Three Stooges, by the way.

  • I can sometimes dream about the phone alarm ringing. But in reality it is. My body kinda just ignores it :/ Same with the TV alarm even how high the volume is.

  • Dreams happen within fractions of seconds and usually happen right when you wake up.

  • Epic start :D

  • You should start to train yourself to have lucid dreams. It's 100% worth it!

  • I've had many really crazy dreams like one time back when I was like 5 or 6 I had this dream that my house was filled with animals. One of the snakes (I think it was a boa) ate my dog and then it turned on me, but that's when my mom woke me up lol. But that dream was probably the scariest dream I've ever had and I had to creep around my house to make sure there were no animals. It also made me scared of snakes...

  • maybe you can shoot your explosive gel if you upgrade it

  • @CamIAm1234 No eventually he gets these lines he can shoot at walls to pull em down or pull enemies from ledges or toward you :D

  • i dont have this game. im not going to buy this game. I have no need because xcla is a beast and he plays it for me.

  • I'm a tumor I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor I'm a tumor. Google it.

  • xcal we don't mind watching you get all the secrets, people who are actually fans of the batman story's like i am well really like to see the riddles and the other secrets that your finding.

  • You can never die in a dream, you'll wake up before you do.

  • i had a dream that a girl would not stop crying on my arm during math class while some guy was play the drums to spit it out by slipknot on a desk.

  • I once had a dream where I was flying one of those snow speeders and for some reason darth vader was standing on the windshield and proceeded to stab be with his lightsaber through the window

  • Have I mentioned how much I love watching this series?

  • @iCARNACKi with wrecksauce boy wonder

  • dr howard is from the three stooges

  • thank you so much for shutting up when there in in-game audio , makes it much more enjoyable :)

  • one a day please

  • I once dreamed that i fell down a tower and as soon i landed on the ground i woke up

  • @Slugzh i heard if you dream you are falling and dont wake up as soon as you hit the ground you die

  • @scaraxel1 yes

    

  • XCAL the one you cant figure out is where that question mark was behind the lazer fence there are a bunch of dead guys playing cards(his work) im pretty sure you can scan is from the outside. Thumbs up so he can see!

  • i sometimes realize im dreaming .. mid dream!

  • "But anyway as I was saying OHHHH SHI-"

    Lul

  • @bratyboy1 Except for the fact that he's also very intelligent, is a master in almost all forms of martial arts, is in top physical and mental condition, and doesn't use his money for greedy, evil shit like Lex Luthor in Superman. I'd say that makes him one of the better heroes :)

  • @xcalizorz I love the vids and the surprise bitches but watch out. It might be coming overused.

  • 8:00 just for a scenic view.

  • 8:01 elpresador scary laugh

  • you cant do the zsas one till later when you have a new gadget

  • you should do an annotation to skip the chronicles of arkham

  • Why are 4 people so serious?

  • @scaraxel1 Yes :(

    

  • duuuudddeeeeee thats an awsome dream and awsome power. you could pull out a remote that controlled your dream within your dream dude i wish i could do that =D

  • @xcalizorz What recorder do you use

  • i dreamed i was in a nascar race (i dont even watch nascar) and the finnish line was in a bouncy house thing and i lost a few wheels so i drove around the rest of the race with 2 wheels and then after i won....i got kicked into a random pit by the kardashians...weird huh

  • Monday Night Combat please.

  • @scaraxel1 yea, at least for me it is

  • 9:44 He masturbated :D

  • Der Reise dogs ruined my childhood.

  • I have dreams where the sounds from real life have been incorporated into the dream, such as someone playing music, but that music would fit into my dream weird huh

  • Dr. Howard= Moe Howard

    Dr. Fine= Larry Fine

    Dr. Howard= "Curly" Howard

  • i commented

  • xcal ur car accident actually happened to me, and the car even rolled like 3 times, but i came out of the car fine. with just a few cuts on my arm. crazy

  • Dyslexics of the world 'UNTIE'!! My page is 'Dyslexic Friendly' so please come 'ebircsbus' to my awesomeness! Help a ninja out. I really need your 'bus'!

  • If only dreams where like inception

  • Maybe you were under inception and that was your kick lol :P

  • Cheers Xcal.

  • Whenever I used to have bad dreams, I would imagine pressing the 'Escape' key on a keyboard, and it would wake me up. You are not alone, Xcal!

  • Yeah I have had some crazy dreams where my alarm woke me up when it was about to get exciting. lol Xcal even your dreams are awesome :)

  • Some times in my dreams just before I wake up I can save game

  • I had a dream.. well.. more of a nightmare really. Charlie Sheen entered a drinking contest. And lost.

  • Xcal dr. Howard was part of a 3 stouges skit

  • I thought the riddles were all pretty easy I got almost all on my first guess but then again I am a huge DC fan so...

  • I once had a dream that I was falling off the Empire State Building and when I hit the ground I woke up and I was on the floor, I fell off my bed =P

  • I had the wierdest dream 2 days ago. I was in my house minding my own buisness, wheb it started to fill with lava... I'm in Ohio... Then Ramboo rescued me while driving the Mystery Machine. It ended with Gadaffi running the van over in a tank. But I then firgured out why I had that dream. It was 4/20.

  • its because sometimes if u die in your dreams do die in real life so your body has to wake you up before you die

  • has anyone had the type of dream where you fall and you hit the ground and at that instant wake up but still feel like you fell, always creeps me out