I'M THE LIGHT BRINGER! ("Alone in the Dark")

[kommari88]

I find it funny that he is implying that he is the universe that fucks.

In Soviet Russia he is the universing fuck.

[kommari88]

In Soviet Russia The Fuck is Universed

[wokeupthismorning100]

Illuminati

[Thechosenchicken]

CONGRATULATIONS? THE UNIVERSE IS FUCKED

[Undkor]

Indie man strikes again!

[Blitzfoofoo]

I'm the FUCKING UNIVERSE!

[Mounce2]

I think the developers idolize Charlie Sheen too much.

I'M THE LIGHTBRINGER, I'M BI-WINNING?!

I'm the fucking UNIVERSE!

[SecondsToLast]

He must have done a lot of mushrooms.

[Sephirothblaze]

In soviet russia universe fucks YOU! ^-^

[VelLucio]

Better watch out, cause he's the "FUCKING UNIVERSE!"

[shadowsnake94]

GIVE ME MY STONE

[Odinn08]

...AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY.

[xSHINOROCHIx]

i don't know what that is and FUCK you anyway

[Mikey234432]

@Hidal1989

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia makes jokes of capitalistic you...

[ls89swe]

And don't you forget!

[ANGRYMAPLE]

Best £5 I've spent on a game ever, great laughs, great fun, I enjoyed this game XD

[Bl00dyCh33rry]

He's the FUCKING UNIVERSE if anyone didn't catch that

[gofojibwas]

haha i got this game, never finished it. Got about halfway, but since then iv always had a more interesting game to play

[nightmissle]

I'm the FUCKING UNIVERSE

[SergeiEisenstein]

Man, those fucking stones were serious business.

[InstinctEBM]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL

[drvince0426]

Just seeing this makes me want to do steroids

[vgmew128]

Oh geez. O.O Calm down Edward/Lucifer. You're scaring the children...

[GUInterface]

HOLY SHIT

[ubernoobert]

glad i didnt waste 60 bucks on that trash I knew it was going to suck

[megamanacses]

The ending is horrible, every owner of the game has to admit that. The game itself is epic. You have no reason to be able to judge the game on the fact you've never played it, that you've blatanly stated your self. Faggot.

[spawn22222]

Yeah, I own and I'm open to judge I guess. I was, "epic" like you say, but it was only epic in the amount of how much the ENTIRE GAME sucked, and not just the ending.

[Gramra]

Yeah, it is but this line makes it humorous.

[KineticFrenetic]

Imagine the developer meeting on how to end this game...

Developer #1: So, how do we end this game?

Developer #2: Uhhhhh, how about he kills the chick and says "I am the light bringer! I am the fucking universe!"

Developer #1: Holy shit, dude. You, sir, are a genius.

[veilsidefun]

Haha nice

[Fromplenickel]

I'm guessing right after this he drinks a shit load of Energy Drinks and beats down an old lady, am I right?

[flawbertrobert]

omg no but THAT would be the best ending ever

[CheeseGundam]

Yeah, if you're a fucking idiot.

There's a difference between a good ending and a failed comedic pile of shit.

[James691]

"I'm the lightbringer, I'm the FUCKING universe!!"

LOL, I know where was great funny joke from my classmate!!

[GioisDio]

what? lol

[moeezS]

Dude, this is such a MEME. Someone should use it for a Ventrilo harassment vid XD

[razvanhealer]

im the fucking universe!

[crazedscreenwriter]

Next time you take a dump in a public restroom, hold out your arms, and yell that.

[GioisDio]

lol

[MaddaCheeb101]

yell what?

[claytonaut]

@crazedscreenwriter

And then the guy in the other stall asks for toilet paper and he says "I DON'T HAVE ANY TOILET PAPER, AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY!"

[lostboys111]

@razvanhealer wow i cant belive you just said that shit lol!!!

[LordMoonstone]

Instant meme is instant

[callofgears91]

haha is almost as funny as "AND FUCK ANYWAY" xD

[666Massacre999]

whats with his face

[JDarkley]

You can get scars in the game.

[megamanacses]

When he was possesed by Lucifer, he got a fissure on his body. The fissure passed through his face and when the fissure left, that scar was left there.

[ArthurDentures]

I'm not quite sure what makes this video so amusing to me, something about his delivery.