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  • make a review of a thing you did not even hold in your filthy hands... for instance, the smart ad service did not work at all.

  • shizmondo

  • 7:21, *Starts staring and drools all over computer, EXPLOSION*

  • 4:50, nice boobies

  • I own one, but It is a mod, It is like a PSP, but BLUE

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  • FLCL music.

  • Could you guys please make more vids

  • I like it.

  • This console was launched on my Birthday

  • @darkwings58 But the Gizmondo was a terrible handheld! I hope you find better things related to your b-day

  • I remember seeing this in a store catalogue (the 'Argos' store) years ago. If I remember right, the Gizmondo was in a small section underneath the Nintendo DS section on one of the catalogues pages. You had loads of Nintendo DS games, plus any Nintendo DS handheld console deals on this page... And right at the bottom of the page was the Gizmondo handheld console and "ONLY" 2 Gizmondo games!

  • BUY SHIT!

  • gizmond wasnt to bad but the firm was shit

  • @0M9H4X Nintendo still leads the industry of gaming and it always will. They made touchscreens popular, Now they're everywhere and the 3DS Isn't good now. They're experimenting and they're gonna make it better 

  • @sonicsalt99 It was the same story when the DS was brand new. But the good games are coming and won't be too long from release.

  • @0M9H4X graphics don't mean jack shit.

  • @ChaosMew161:

    you dont say mr. genius

  • @0M9H4X Alright, fake Nintendo fan.

  • @Bittergamer1886 @0M9H4X Stop the argument! You guys' argument doesn't need to be on this video. If you're going to argue, PM each other. Don't comment it here!

  • @ChaosMew161:

    no way man pm-fights are lame. also, maybe we can get this well-produced and totally cool video on the start page as "most commented" or something ;) it would certainly deserve it!

  • @0M9H4X All the demos I've seen of the "Smart AR" demos needed a card of some sort. 

  • @0M9H4X And also, if you owned a 3DS, the tell me, name one game besides AR Games that came

    pre-installed into the 3DS.

  • @Bittergamer1886:

    well there was this shoot-down-the-faces-game but thats an AR-game too, even though it doesnt use those cards.

  • @0M9H4X And besides, you should be thankful that you can get 3D at all without glasses, albeit less viewing angles. Also, what do you expect Nintendo to do, then? Make another DS? They have to go SOMEWHERE, and boy, they went. And about reflections, all portable consoles are reflective. Go somewhere shady or turn up the brightness!

  • @Bittergamer1886:

    "They have to go SOMEWHERE".

    yeah, what about something USEFUL like a non-reflecting yet bright and clear screnn instead of useless, half-the-time-non-working, annoying, head & eye-strain-causing 3D! hell, sony and nintendo redesigned their portables 3 times! innovation is what were begging for. 3DS came and sucked, last hope is the PSVita, lets see what it can do. btw, WiiU looks like it'll suck too, hopefully nintendo finds back to their roots and makes AWESOME stuff again

  • @0M9H4X Dude, the 3D was never an issue for me. If it bothered you so damn much, use the SLIDER on the SIDE of the 3DS, and 3D begone! Clearly, you never turned up the brightness on it. That helps a lot. "3DS came and sucked..." Dude, in case you did not notice, it is STILL NEW! Rome wasn't built overnight! Give it some time, and I can guarantee you, it will be successful. It already sold 4 million in Japan after the price drop, even going over PSP sales!

  • @0M9H4X CONT. How do you know the WiiU will be bad? Just because it looks like it? In 1985, the video game crash was in full swing, and when Nintendo first announced the NES in America, people though it would suck. But LOOK WHAT HAPPENED! It was successful as hell! Nintendo innovated and made good games! The 3DS is getting there! The PSVita? It does all the same things the 3DS does, even less than that! Two cameras? AR? Hm... Dude, it is SO clear you never owned a 3DS. Nintendo is still awesome!

  • @Bittergamer1886:

    yeah, its my opinion. WiiU appears to be.. shit xD

    and i know about the NES-story. Im a huge retro-gaming fan. I love Nintendos old stuff, and im so sad they continue to throw out this ... worthless stuff :( and btw, psvita does WAY, WAY MORE than 3ds but i just cant list it all, google for urself pls. I did own a 3DS. period. i dont know what youre refering to with the 2-camera-thing. the 3DS has 2, the PSvita has 2. and no, sadly, nintendo is not awesome anymore.

  • @0M9H4X Dude, I can tell already you were never a Nintendo fan. Fans are loyal. And worthless stuff? Need I remind you how many people would gladly disagree with you that Nintendo's stuff is crap? I googled the PSVita, and it only does seven things, from what it looks like. What I am saying is the PSVita basically ripped off the 3DS. It does Touch-screens (Strike 1), has a gyroscope (strike 2), and AR (strike 3). Out. And you should've said "I think Nintendo is not awesome anymore." Not a fact.

  • @Bittergamer1886:

    i still am a nintendo fan, but only until gamecube. dude, i turn on my NES every day, i love that thing. whatever. 1. every modern portable has touchscreen including mobiles and ipods. i dont see the ripoff. 2. ipod has gyroscope too, however a much better one than the 3DS, so yes, id agree, its ripped off from the iphone, not the 3DS. minigaming using gyroscope-controls came on the iphone first. strike, dude, strike. AR is lame in my opinion so i dont care xD

  • @0M9H4X The DS came out in 2004. The iPhone was introduced in 2007. So it isn't JUST the 3DS in general. And the iPod doesn't have a touch screen, it has a scroll-wheel. The iPhone had a gyroscope, not the iPod. And also, the iPhone's gyroscope and the 3DS gyroscope are the same to me. And besides, the iPhone isn't even a gaming platform, so why are we talking about it?

  • @Bittergamer1886:

    because it had a gyroscope way before the 3DS and its is a (pretty revolutionary) (mini-)gaming platform.

    Also, when i say ipod I OVIOUSLY mean iPod touch and that DOES have that gyroscope-thing. Also before 3DS.

  • @0M9H4X But not before the original DS. Nintendo technically came first.

  • @Bittergamer1886:

    so what? the original DS didnt have gyroscope. so apple technically came first.

  • @0M9H4X I was talking about the touch-screen.

  • @Bittergamer1886 And besides, no one knows the 3DS memory specs anyways. But even if it were weaker storage-wise, the 3DS can use SD cards and can store a whole buncha crap on those.

  • @0M9H4X Oh yeah,

    1. I meant by ORIGINAL PSP games that sold well. Not emulated Nintendo games.

    2. Also, if you want to play Mario and Zelda games, go out, and get an NES, SNES, etc. and play the real deal. From personal experience, it is a lot funner than playing it illegally on a PSP.

  • if this only number 10, oh gawd i can't imagine what's in the rest of the list.

  • lol 1:12

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  • where yall from lol

  • I bought a Neo Geo Pocket Color. :-/

  • shitmondo :D

    hell even the tetris console was better than this crap!

    so lets see, 400$ buys you a shitmondo

    2$ buys you a tetris console

    i'd go with the tetris, its better and still alive for almost 30 years! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    (P.S i have limited edition blue MnM's Tetris! yaaaay!!!)

  • this thing should have been higher becuse the other consols had decent games while gizmondo had nothing good, heck even jaguar had good games like alien vs predetor and  doom

  • @sash i commented before they announced the price idiot ,

    and thats only for the wifi only version its 300 for the 3g plus the fee asociated with that service!

    and it will still sell less then 3ds because all its got is amped up psp games lol

  • @0M9H4X Definitly not! ^_^

  • @hanacodaiko:

    oh, i bet. psp has emulators. gizmondo doesnt have shit.

  • 47 people bought shit

  • The Orgazmondo

  • The unfortunate thing about these "worst of all time" videos is that they only cover high profile failures. There were worse systems out there: look up RDI Halcyon.

  • psp kick the ass of that piece of shit

  • This deserves the Absolute Worst spot.

  • take note sony , no body gonnap ay 400 for a handheld hahah

  • @ninendowii2000 The PSVita is $249, lolwut?

  • the Gizmondo`s not trash at all,actually a pretty decent bit of kit,it only failed because of bad business not bad hardware,there were also some pretty ok games that werent mentioned,Smart adds were never activated & even IF you had an ads version you only had to watch two 30sec adds a day,I still use my Gizmondo more than my GBAsp or DS.The Gizmondo is great for emulation had a camera sms & GPS can store Hundreds of games inc Ninty/Sega/HomeBrew/NeoGeo all the gizmondo library on one SD card

  • Lol Rayman 3 screenshots on the screen(I know that never released on Gizmondo)

  • the jizzmondo has sticky ballz

    

  • @Butchermaister is protecting the gizmando like it was his kid XD

  • dude... how is this chunk of crap #10? ... it should be on top... it's failure is EPIC

  • @teddyrubskin Because unlike Virtual Boy, this P.O.S. was in color and wasn't goggles on stilts.

  • Sticky Balls? sounds like a bad porno LOL XD

  • I have plenty gaming hours in my gizmondo. Colors is a very addictive GTA clone, and some of the other game as well good. It's easy to hack, therefore it's also a Nintendo and Sega emulator. The battery life and the operation system is quite poor, but it's not as bad as they mentiioned. I'm sure the uploader not even tried gizmondo...

  • LOL Milo and the Rainbow Nasties!

  • one question i live in sweden can i ever make a good console??

  • the gizmondo is not that bad

  • @LuckyGameing hence why it's so low on the list

  • My mother once said : "If you keep crying, You will be only able to game in a Gizmondo"

  • 41 people own a gizmondo.

  • its mr. pants is anything but pathetic. real gamers would have known that RARE has used mr pants in all there games XD you fail

  • WAKKAWAKKAWAKKA BUY SHIT

  • WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA

  • WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA

  • OMG ONIZUKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I have a gizmondo, and in its defence, some of the games that came out/ got leaked beta releases were pretty good. Colours was a GTA clone with gps capabilities for maps and finding other players. Trailblazer was quite addicting too.

    The best part about the system now, is that its piss easy to hack for emulators and homebrew, so for anyone that cant afford a gp32x or something and can find a giz for cheap, its ok.

    Just get spare batteries though, the battery life is shit.

  • Props for the criss cross reference. Mack daddy will make you...

  • i want 1

  • @chopancho2602 You know nothing about tech if you think this is better than psp, also it needs to have ads just to support it

  • so...

    at number 0 of your "best consoles of all time" review you claimed you don't count handhelds as consoles ...

    why this then ?

  • I think you'll find that the more expensive Xbox360 at launch was actually called the "Premium", not the Elite.

    The Elite came out later, was black, had a much larger harddrive and had a better built-in HD port (i dont remember exactly which format because I dont have a HD tv, so it didnt matter to me).

  • Love the video, props for the fooly cooly music :)

  • The Smart Ads were never activated, so if you bought a unit with Smart Ads, for less, you never got the ads.

  • i had this peice of shit, i got one, it didnt come with a power pack sent it back got another one. nothing fucking worked on it, the gps never worked the texting never worked, it didnt play films i couldnt register it. all what worked was the shit games, as the few games i thought looked intresting fucking never got realsed and the camera and mujsic player i still have this and im going to modify it into something half usful =@

  • i thought you said the gizmondo didnt have wifo,so if it didnt have wifi then how could it "beam smart adds to it"if it didnt have wifi?were all the smart adds just preloaded into it and new ones loaded into the software/games?

  • haha i love how the bastard child of the tom tom and the ngage on the gizmondo review had a sega game gear tv tuner on top of it

  • That's like CBS buying airtime on NBC to promote CBS programming, while at the same time giving a blowjob to fuckin' FOX. I have to admit, that was hilarious.

  • cookies are nice consoles.

  • @chopancho2602 Better than PSP? Are u on drugs?

  • some of these jokes are just terribal

  • Who else noticed the Fooly Cooly soundtrack? ^-^/

  • Smart ads never even happened, not one Gizmondo owner has ever seen one.

  • pillows come down playing in the at 1:50 :D i almost ignored the video ...... just had to point that out

  • Wait, Milo and the Rainbow Nasties? Does Milo go up against LJN?

  • BUY SHIT!!!!

  • But since its out of production the smart ads are gone right

  • @josiegrl77 No you get even more smart adds

  • BUY SHIT

  • love it

  • @chopancho2602 Sorry but you dont know anything about videogame consoles. What you expect on a videogame console is a good and wide library of quality games ( The Gizmondo only had 14 games, none of them was a blast to play either ), good 3rd party support, a user friendly and powerful software and hardware for both game developers and consumers, a nice console and controller design, and a cheap or moderate price. Gizmondo failed in all those aspects, thus failing as a videogame console.

  • i never even heard of this shit

  • @chopancho2602 psp ownz, ds owns a lil less because you have to do a lot more work and money to get things like video and music on it, but they both own this because they wide library of awsome games.

  • @chopancho2602

    Nothing matters without support. No support means you suck. If you can't get the big names then you don't deserve to play in the big game...simple. No one will buy shit because of it's potential.

  • @chopancho2602

    You don't know anything about tech. It's not as good as a game.com that thing had duke nukem

  • i had one but i sold it :0

  • A very important rule all critics should follow: never be more unpleasant than the thing you're reviewing, no matter how lousy it is.

    These guys sound so obnoxious and full of themselves, you want to run out and buy a Gizmondo just to spite them. I would call this review an "EPIC FAIL," but they already used about 50 million Internet cliches in that video, so I'll refrain.

  • This is actually not a piece a shit you fucking dumbasses it was better than DSi and PSP combined Colors was fucking awesome

  • @justin12399 Man your a Moron.

  • "However, the "Smart Adds" service was never activated, and users who paid the reduced price for a "Smart Adds"-enabled device did not receive any advertisements through their device." According to the video, it had ads. o_O Can anyone confirm this? "Fewer than 100 units were sold in Sweden." Rofl.

  • @xXWraithSoldierXx im in the UK & never received a "smart add" on my Gizmondo back then. I still use mine to this day running mega-drive emulators master system nes snes gameboy etc etc. plus pics movies apps all that good stuff! for a handheld that you can buy so cheap now and run so much from SD cards its awesome. it was just a real pain for me to connect it to my win 7 64bit pc,

  • This thing looks pretty cool. I like the Gizmondo name as well. It sounds high-tech.

  • The console was great. the games where lacking.

    Just read the wiki pages the model 2 that unfortunately was never released and it intended to have wifi as well. IMO it would have put the DS to shame if it had the third party support and the CEO wasn't up to illegal activity's.

  • a failure that could have been so much more

  • who the blond chic at the beginning you only see from the site she seems to be hot,... the other is nice too why didnt u talk about them?0

  • Why does everybody talk bad about the playstation 3? Do they spicifically mean the fat or the both the slim and the fat?

  • @godzilla964 I dont know. I have a fat one. The only 3 problems I have with it is how big it is, its ALWAYS patching, and the fact the laser keeps getting dusty.

  • Hahahaha this is some funny shit

  • Should be #1

  • these are two the most pathetic game reviewers on youtube. Even worse thatn FreQuency.

  • @eeklipse Fail Troll Alert

  • @eeklipse Besides, that would be the Irate Gamer

  • @xBlackxZerox oh no. I don't care what anyone things, I watch IG and he is wayy better than these two freaks, though he is AVGN ripoff. These freaks are a spherical ripoff in vacuum: they rip off EVERYTHING from every possible video review show.

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  • @eeklipse no one cares, dude.

  • @NateDog211Productz fuck you, i'm a girl, not dude.

  • @eeklipse yeah right. and I'm a egyptian pharaoh.

  • @NateDog211Productz nice to meet you. But I'm indeed a girl and I'm sick and tired of being called dude, sir and like that ((((((

  • @eeklipse sorry about that. =)

  • @eeklipse Wha do you expect with a name like Nate Dog.

  • MY GIZZMONDOPOOP GOES FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

  • Lol, smart ads.

    Somehow they managed to get a worse idea than controller with keypads. But at least, unlike the keypad, nobody did, do, or will do that ad shit ever again.

  • LOL "Don't be mad at the Jizzmondo, it's not the Jizzmondo's fault, don't blame the Jizzmondo."

  • This has better games than n-gage :) but it's look like shit ^^

  • you guys make the best vids.. i think your low view rate is because its hard to find your videos. if you had an easier searchable name or videos you would have millions of views... i mean that.

  • Are you sure Gizmonic institute from Mystery Science Theater 3000 wasn't behind this? lol

  • This is my favourite one so far.

  • I don't feel sorry for anyone who was dumb enough to buy this terd lmao.

  • dumbasses, this was an excellent system. Hey, its much better than the PSP

  • @noideac dude it fails there is a reason psp did not die out

  • @noideac actually uhmm...what?

  • @noideac the 2 guys that thump-ed( ?WTF?) up? ....anyway,they probably are microsoft fan boys or bought a jizzmondo

  • @Harisdoubled microsoft fucking sucks dude, i said that because the PSP is pretty much garbage when it comes to games.

  • 400 hundrend dollars for a Xbox 360 that would have 3RL one to two years later... Gizmondo was a much better deal. At least it would work for more than 2 years.

  • @gundamzerostrike My 360 still works. I've had it for nearly 4 years.. It's on almost all the time. :p

  • @gundamzerostrike uhm 1st fail my 360 has lived for 3 years so obviously you're a ps3 fanboy and 2nd you'd rather have a console that only had about 15 games... that you would of gotten very bored of over the course of lets say.. 2 years

  • @LibertyFire2010 Fail? Your Xbox 360 has lived for 3 years and I'm fail? 3 years, c'mon, I have my Nintendo 64 since 1997, my Super Nes since 1993, my GameBoy since 1986, and you're pround of your Xbox 360 because it has lived for 3 years? ... And I don't own a PS3, but I'm Wii gamer and a PC gamer (and I can play 99% of the 360 exclusives on it with better visuals and higher resolution).

  • @gundamzerostrike im a pc gamer, im a wii gamer and a 360 gamer that doesnt make me special so why does it make you special?

  • @gundamzerostrike The Xbox 360 was released on November 22, 2005, in the United States and Canada; December 2, 2005, in Europe and December 10, 2005. Most people got their 360 in 2006-2007. An old 360 living 3 years is great considering a lot of people had problems with theirs. I got mine in 2007 and it's still working. It's on 24/7.. Mostly because I don't feel like turning it off. Think before you compare a simple system like Nintendo 64 to a more complicated system that just released.

  • @gundamzerostrike u rite about that....

  • @gundamzerostrike xbox 360 = 150 - 200 euro's (about 175 - 250 dollars) now, this thing is shit cause it only has 18 games.

  • i want one

  • lol i've never even heard of this piece of shit

  • I'd use this as a camera

  • I dont why they charged 400 dollars for this

  • the Gizmondo dosen't look that bad it did had a camera and GPS

  • no it's pissmondo

  • I.WANT.TO.BUY.SHIT!

  • BUY SHIT

  • I think everything that has a built in web browser, like a PS3, should have Flash, Windows, Java, Real, and Quicktime already downloaded into the system.

  • gizmonod was a great console

    you fuckers !

  • The real victim of this tragedy is the poor Ferrari ):

  • appeh-sahla? Pronunciation: oopsahla. kinda. i'm swedish xD

  • its actually a really good system only downside its got 13 games

  • JIZZ-Mondo.

  • The Pillows is playing in the background, FLCL ftw.

  • Some of the stuff in this video was not correct.

    The gps did work and does still work, It is even possable to get tomtom software running on it.

    Smart ads was never activated, so there were no ads ever shown on the device, and if it was activated you could turn them off by putting it into flight mode.

    but the best thing about the gizmondo though is the homebrew. it is easy to apply and it makes a great portable snes, mega drive, nes or whatever you want to emulate.

  • gizmondo rules.

    wish i had one!

  • I remember Gizmondo being talked about in the pages of EGM. But I had no idea it was being advertised in NINTENDO POWER?!! IHad subscriptions to both mags too! Reminded me of Game.com.

  • what is with the buttons

    ~

    ~ lol

  • i remember when the creator or whatever got caught in the ferrari enzo wreck scandal for money or whatever was going on here

  • "Shitties"

    Thats amazing.

  • psssh that guys a fag compared to lucky ginicarlo

  • WTF, Gizmondo was great right?

    And i thought there was a Gizmondo 2 or something, i just googled it.

  • No fucking way! I never even heard of this. When I clicked on the video I thought that this system was going to be some lame 1990's system ha it must be shitty!

  • On your top 10 list you're missing #8.

  • @EggBirth they have a nyber 8.its the 32X