What Pilots Shouldn't Say ( Battlefield 2: Project Reality )

[ChainGuN2]

I can watch this on a loop for the rest of my life. XD

[Daiwiz]

OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIII- is another sentence you really don't want to hear....

Dun worry, I've only had a couple beersh, matesh, im fine to fly...

[diegoleprechaun]

Scooby!!! IA HA HA HA! heoauehaouehau

[AzzleSpazzle]

Evil Satan laugh?

[sarge958]

I'd rather be an attack heli/plane pilot.When I fly a transport,I have lives on my shoulders and I actually start to sweat.lol.

[ShawnyMartin]

@sarge958 you have lives on your shoulders in Battlefield 2?

[sarge958]

@ShawnyMartin ...stop acting like a smart ass please. I'm talking about the people that I carry around. If I crash, they get pissed and I get kicked.

[sarge958]

@ShawnyMartin if you weren't acting like a smart ass and you were really asking,then no...I wasn't

[ShawnyMartin]

@sarge958 acting? BEING.

[sarge958]

@ShawnyMartin I'm from the south so I say acting...just how I talk and type. Same difference.

[lilfeenxfeen]

lol wrong chopper wrong time

[merdaporrenta]

Is better thinking to be on air, to be on air thinking to be on ground Oo

[bigbfoot1]

LMAO

[LRabern21]

pause and hold left arrow key and a game of snake will appear

only works for gaming category videos with the new style player

its AWESOME

[spenceriguess]

i can fly when i play solo but i lag a whole hell of a lot when things are exploding so i can't be a very good pilot on the servers :[

[mat552]

Oh my god. That's me and secret squirrel! I haven't seen him in like..two years!

This is super old, holy crap. I'm still tagged as TG. And for the record, I spotted both vodniks and we were in a little bird. I said the first and most appropriate thing that came to mind. This was before mumble too..great times.

[dimidrus]

-"Don't worry guys, the Ka-50 dos not have a tail rotor either"

[pusemann2]

omg this is so great i love playing with players who are happy like them. i hate players who take games to seriously. im doing the job but when they get pissed for ANYTHING aint fun. enjoy pr guys!! dont stop play it.

[zakyzeek]

@pusemann2 i know what you mean

[bigbfoot1]

rofl

[goldcoastflyer]

WORSE is hey why is the blade in front of us?

or hey what does this light that says fuel empty mean?

[WetzelMusic]

its easier to fly in FSX than in BF2 sheesh! i am a Virtual squad member in FSX and everything and i still completely suck at flying in BF2/PR

[Jordmanmotionpicture]

haha way to stay positive

[Sindrio2]

Ohdeargodohdeargod we are all going to die!!!! xD

[993958]

@Sindrio2 thats what they sayd at 9/11..:p

[joshuar5665]

LOL

[gagagu35]

hahah. i want to be a pilot in that game.

[RaymondCroxen]

Being a pilot is difficult to learn, it takes a while.

[Dominik520520]

took me 1 and a half week and im somewhat a pro pilot lol

people on my usual server really depend on me

-im good in flying at every game for some reason

[PinkPinkie2000]

i love players like these.

just wish there was more of them out there.

[TigerKnight99]

haha thanks guys(who made video and commenters) haha u made my day ;)

[jtorch1116]

lol

[nathaw1]

lol omg we are going to die!

[USMAI]

This would be very bad: "Uhh... what is that funny sound?" "what sound?" "that beeping sound" "it is sam warning... you should release flares..... well? answer!!" "Sorry i bailed out"

[MattTheKid123]

lol its horrible when the pilot bails out or gets shot... "Hey can you take me to G6 kp2?" "Yea sure Man." "HEY THIS ISNT G6 WHAT THE HELL WHY WE GOING DOWN" " Sorry i got sniped..."

[mza131313]

lol yesturday me n anotehr quad desided to go rambo so we both calld for 2 little birds and soon so we had 2 full little birds both goin to same place at same time. in less than a min we both got shot down

[francesboy2]

i love being pilot. i guess u could say im quite good. unfortunately, my friend isnt. i remember a couple of weeks back i was 'riding shotgun' and he said the only words i didnt want to hear:

is that our tail?

[Wooboo]

A few other "worst things".

"That's not our tail, is it?"

"Oh, shoot! I forgot to load up on ammo after that last pass."

"Shilka? What's a Shilka? Is that good?"

"Um...The little red light that says "SAM Warning", what's that mean?"

"Don't worry, guys. I am totally qualified to fly upside-down."

[GWEW123]

you forgot

"Hey, whats this button do?"

[COD4Guapsy]

@Wooboo kkkk!

Worse than that, "Don't worry, I was a very good pilot in vbf2!"

[getlostupig]

@Wooboo shut up

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@getlostupig

make us e_e

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@Wooboo

most of what you said is unrealistic, they will learn what is a SAM before they even can learn to pilot a chopper, maybe the worst thing someone can say is:

"dont worry guys, i earned a lot of experience on BF2"

[brienno1]

lol i was playing and some guys like hey guys my controller is dying and i got no batts around guess were all gunna die

[rex22neo]

HAHAHAHAHA

that was funny lol

[penetralia13]

cant understand what he is saying -.-

[camryt]

Propably "Oh my god, oh my god, we all gonna die" ;)

[FrozenRev]

"Oh dear God oh dear God, we are all gonna die."

[XOXNavySealXOX]

Ok kenny, Vehicles Are Team Locked.

One of them in a Huey full of people and the pilot goes

"Oh Sorry Guys, I Bailed By Accident."

[draumafikill]

HAHA nice one!

[iliathebest]

i once heard, hey do we have a pilot??

[VEKKIO]

same happened to me. My squad was in a BH and the pilot was flying it very very very very high, i guess to not get shot by the AA, then a squad member said "hey guys, i think the pilot bailed". On the VoIp it was panic. But there is a trick to survive a crashing chopper, i told my guys to bail out just we are about the touch the ground, we did and none of us survived. It didn't work at all.

[Zyoher]

I am an avid flier, I've been doing it for so long and I'm fairly good...yet there's ALWAYS that time you go to hit W or D too quickly, or F or G...and you happen to tap that sacred "E" key...

[NamelessBody]

You could, of course, change the enter/exit key to something further away. Saves lifes.

[kennyab101]

worst thing i would wont to hear would be a this isnt your helicpoter its other teams

bye

[Ravren]

Best one i've heard:

"Uh oh, my wireless keyboard and mouse just died on me.......might wanna hold on to something"

Not something I want to hear when we are flying low and fast at a moutain.

P.S. nice vid man

[oneilc818]

the words i dont wanna hear: "Hmm... why is the water in the sky?"

[ryan19554]

no the worst thing to say is " is that a mountain?"

[Viking838]

'course if i was flying that chopper i would have just bailed and let them crash...be careful when im your pilot in PR... :)

[Irichanu]

LMAO

[Irichanu]

LMAO

[goarmy199]

its like,this is the captain speakin, please fasten your seat belts even tho were going to explode and die a honorably painful death thank you for flyin our airline and have a nice day. :)

[ParasuicidalFoxtrot]

very funny!

[GRFPSClan]

"oh my god guys we're all gunna die"

lol 5'd

[JackHartstock]

lol i said, something like that to my squad in PR when i saw the AAA gun had just seen us of corse we all died...

[Arni1804]

HAHA lolz

[Rancor27]

HAHA, that's funny: "Hello this is the captain speaking, we're all gonna die." Great Vid!

[bambinorobino]

lol!

[davidrl2011]

lol... i say that all the time...lol

[PhoenixDown27]

lmao

[Darkhunter213]

Hahahaha

Actually guys, he's saying "Oh dear God, oh dear God, we're all gonna die!" Just to clarify :)

[bigbossmatt]

hahahahahaha

[Outlawz77]

He's saying "oh my god, oh my god, we're all gonna die!" not 'jihad jihad' :rolleyes:

[EnterpriseKnight]

Genius!

[4stringedmaddman]

OMFG that so awsome.

[aolyahoo]

haha

[mrty89]

short and sweet

[xsoldier1007]

lmao

[Robbi159]

Hahaahahahha! T

[SoPlEoReD]

adihad adjihad ahdawdd down??? that sounds abig wicked

[danielj06]

lmfao

[antifascist1]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Maverz290]

Hahahahaha! Brilliant