10-youre not the only one. 9-no sir. as you can see im a server. 8-no sir. your mom isnt cooking today. 7..i actually make below min wage but when i add my tips up i make about 30 dollars an hour. thats more than four times the amount of min wage 6-sir, do you have turrets 5.. idc either way 4-if superman pulls the same bullshit as you, then yes.
3.. ill just assume its from the shit i got the cooks to spread on it
2.. youre exactly correct.
1. i can just reprint it. makes no difference to me.
I'm a waitress and I actually found this pretty amusing. However if you actually lack the common sense to know this is a joke and your really AREN'T supposed to do these things....well, enjoy your server saliva! :D
to the creator of this video: you are the reason abortions were invented. if you had any common decency at all, or had ever worked in a restaurant, I think you would reconsider your f**ked up opinion expressed here. i hope you choke on food you eat at your own house so restaurant staff dont have to clean up after you.
ps. this is why EVERYONE should have mandatory food service time.
hmmmm... out of all 10 of these, i gotta say none would annoy me. these would make me laugh... more annoying you ask?? tugging my shirtsleeve as i walk by your table to ask me for something (especially if i'm not your waiter!) and constantly shouting "SIR!" when you clearly can see me talking to another table/other guests... don't even get me started on verbal tippers!!
@him050 the feeling is mutual. what kind of idiot would try to piss off someone handling their food? they might find an extra "secret ingredient" in their food ; ). oh and by the way, to those who don't know this, SERVERS DON'T MAKE MINIMUM WAGE SO LEAVE A DECENT TIP.
Yep tick off your server. That is real smart. I once saw a server stir a persons lemonade with his dick and that is not the worst thing I have ever seen.
I shouldn't be saying this but one day one of my coworkers literally rubbed his dick on a plate. And that is why after knowing that it's best not to A. trust other people to handle your food or B. piss off the people making your food.
@spacemonkey42024 My fav is when (during lunch) oh my friend is meeting me here in a few can i just get a water, (20 mins later Friend arrives) Umm... im not ready but we'd like two hot tea's with extra hot water
tip me 2 dollars. I dare you. Manager just discounts your bill after you leave and I pocket the discounted cash. Guaranteed 20% from every table that tries and fucks me.
Spitting is pretty old fashion now a days. That list clearly doesn't piss them off as much as you may think. its the things you think you're entitled to that get their blood boiling
If you dare to piss someone off who is in charge of all of your food and drink then you are STUPID! They will spit, sneeze, cough, lick, drop, etc your food.
Retarded. i worked at a restaurant for a pretty damn good amount of time. And you sir. would walk and an be considered a moron T.T we would pity you thinking you are mentally challenged. we would poke fun at your antics where you can not see. we would not give two shits about you. :) so try again this was terrible
lol.. im a waitress and jus reading ds is making me laugh... well, to me i wont get annoyed...i'll be dinking da persons stupid and shud jus enjoy his/her meal instead of entertaining me and making demself luk lyk an airhead...
Do these and think about the rolls that fall on the floor and you still eat them, or the number of dirty fingers that toss your salads, or the sneezing and the scratching in the kitchen next to your food, or the fingers in your drink to take the extra ice out.
You don't fuck with people that bring you food, your mom, your wife, or your waiters!!
I think this is really funny, but I dint recommend anyone try these. (maybe the superman one) but screwing with someone who handles your food behind closed doors?that just seems like a good way to get food poisoning or worse...
eat the check?? i hope you're still hungry because I can reprint it 10000000 times if need be :D
streakzfball4eva 5 days ago
10-youre not the only one. 9-no sir. as you can see im a server. 8-no sir. your mom isnt cooking today. 7..i actually make below min wage but when i add my tips up i make about 30 dollars an hour. thats more than four times the amount of min wage 6-sir, do you have turrets 5.. idc either way 4-if superman pulls the same bullshit as you, then yes.
3.. ill just assume its from the shit i got the cooks to spread on it
2.. youre exactly correct.
1. i can just reprint it. makes no difference to me.
jessilynnzee81586 5 days ago
I'm a waitress and I actually found this pretty amusing. However if you actually lack the common sense to know this is a joke and your really AREN'T supposed to do these things....well, enjoy your server saliva! :D
dustyspaceship 6 days ago
to the creator of this video: you are the reason abortions were invented. if you had any common decency at all, or had ever worked in a restaurant, I think you would reconsider your f**ked up opinion expressed here. i hope you choke on food you eat at your own house so restaurant staff dont have to clean up after you.
ps. this is why EVERYONE should have mandatory food service time.
twrose89 6 days ago
i'm a waiter, and you sir, are a little bitch
Ewokfordeath 1 week ago
wtf?? ... im just curious as to how dumb the person who made this video is. "cough every time you take eat or drink" wtf .. wats that supposed to do.
PhilippoChannel 1 week ago 2
this is dumbest video i've ever seen. it makes no sense and none of this ever happens.
flamtaptht 1 week ago
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You would look like a total retard if you done any of these
SuperEzekial19 2 weeks ago
hmmmm... out of all 10 of these, i gotta say none would annoy me. these would make me laugh... more annoying you ask?? tugging my shirtsleeve as i walk by your table to ask me for something (especially if i'm not your waiter!) and constantly shouting "SIR!" when you clearly can see me talking to another table/other guests... don't even get me started on verbal tippers!!
jedijenkeez45 2 weeks ago
@him050 the feeling is mutual. what kind of idiot would try to piss off someone handling their food? they might find an extra "secret ingredient" in their food ; ). oh and by the way, to those who don't know this, SERVERS DON'T MAKE MINIMUM WAGE SO LEAVE A DECENT TIP.
speshell1 3 weeks ago 3
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TheServerLife 3 weeks ago
Yep tick off your server. That is real smart. I once saw a server stir a persons lemonade with his dick and that is not the worst thing I have ever seen.
TxWarmachine 3 weeks ago 2
I shouldn't be saying this but one day one of my coworkers literally rubbed his dick on a plate. And that is why after knowing that it's best not to A. trust other people to handle your food or B. piss off the people making your food.
redarrowhead2 3 weeks ago
Right... eat the check. Ill come back with 20 more and enjoy the show.
TruthMovement330 1 month ago
judging from the upload, you clearly have no friends.
Independent488 1 month ago
this is sooooo retarded , whoever made this clearly does not serve because none of those 10 things would nver really happennnn
jamiemariemiles 1 month ago
Eat the Check? Are you really that fucking stupid?
Ollieisanarchy54 2 months ago
Obviously you've never served, because you'd know the #1 way to piss of your server is to order hot tea...
spacemonkey42024 2 months ago 8
@spacemonkey42024 My fav is when (during lunch) oh my friend is meeting me here in a few can i just get a water, (20 mins later Friend arrives) Umm... im not ready but we'd like two hot tea's with extra hot water
nathanwtf08 1 month ago
@spacemonkey42024 Oh damn, i thought that was just me.
TruthMovement330 1 month ago
You're hilarious. fucking moron. i hope you die.
chialikeitgrows 2 months ago 4
i wait tables...where i work we kick out people
boricuabanshee 2 months ago 6
tip me 2 dollars. I dare you. Manager just discounts your bill after you leave and I pocket the discounted cash. Guaranteed 20% from every table that tries and fucks me.
MyNeonBriefs 3 months ago
Spitting is pretty old fashion now a days. That list clearly doesn't piss them off as much as you may think. its the things you think you're entitled to that get their blood boiling
boered2tears 3 months ago
If you dare to piss someone off who is in charge of all of your food and drink then you are STUPID! They will spit, sneeze, cough, lick, drop, etc your food.
BloOdyValLnTinEs 3 months ago 4
Never...EVER piss off somebody who has access to your food. Of course if you don't mind extra spit with your meal..go right ahead.
ldchappell1 3 months ago
well i hope someone finds you dead on the toilet
wareagle843 4 months ago
Retarded. i worked at a restaurant for a pretty damn good amount of time. And you sir. would walk and an be considered a moron T.T we would pity you thinking you are mentally challenged. we would poke fun at your antics where you can not see. we would not give two shits about you. :) so try again this was terrible
HiImMrRight 4 months ago
lol.. im a waitress and jus reading ds is making me laugh... well, to me i wont get annoyed...i'll be dinking da persons stupid and shud jus enjoy his/her meal instead of entertaining me and making demself luk lyk an airhead...
litati05 4 months ago
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litati05 4 months ago
Are you 8 or mentally challenged?
buggziebo 6 months ago 18
@buggziebo i would say mentally challenged, even an 8 year old would be smarter than this
abcd2015 4 weeks ago
i don't think this is a good idea unless to mess with the people that make your food
xAngecielx 6 months ago
Do these and think about the rolls that fall on the floor and you still eat them, or the number of dirty fingers that toss your salads, or the sneezing and the scratching in the kitchen next to your food, or the fingers in your drink to take the extra ice out.
You don't fuck with people that bring you food, your mom, your wife, or your waiters!!
eris817 6 months ago
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This is fucking stupid
eris817 6 months ago
Idiot.
binxthecat84 6 months ago
Here I've got on when the right in front of you as loud as you can CAN WE GET A REAL WAITER!!!!!
TheLegolover8 6 months ago
10 things to do if u wanna have ur food messed with
yomamalikeme1 7 months ago
I'm a waiter - by all means piss me off. But jokes on you when you're eating food that I've sneezed on.
him050 7 months ago 45
I think this is really funny, but I dint recommend anyone try these. (maybe the superman one) but screwing with someone who handles your food behind closed doors?that just seems like a good way to get food poisoning or worse...
DollySniper 9 months ago
I would simply have the manager tell you to leave. And then snicker as security escorts you out.
MrBanojakedjian 9 months ago
U better hope I never serve you lol
MrImagayguy 9 months ago
This is dumb. Hasnt anyone ever told you not to mess with the people that handle ur food?
shikitty78 1 year ago
omg..i will so try these!
jennjenngirl123 2 years ago
My favorite is 4. This is cool!
agluver46 2 years ago