Best of Rifftrax - Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

[UKISOCIETY]

CLARENCE: DESTROYER OF WORLDS

[Pooky1991]

I've gotta buy rifftrax of terrible movies:D

[GrizDrummer25]

and the Lord smote the Egyptians with a plague of dandruff; and it fell from the sky and covered them; and no repetitions of lathering and rinsing would remove it.

[Hakkai87]

I know these movies sucked but can I just say, good god I loved Chris Evans as the Human Torch!  Human Torch was the only character I ever even liked from Fantastic Four anyway...

[armhand97]

@Hakkai87 Good thing Marvel decided to keep him then

[LowellDevil]

I'm Ted Danson! XD

[shaybean54]

He has the power to remind you that he has powers!

[eastwing329]

I just bought the rifftrax. Funny as hell.

[monkeysoulpoet]

So this is just a really, really shitty movie?

[femoman]

@monkeysoulpoet Ohh hell yes.

[christimacc]

The casting in this movie was sooooo atrociously bad. 

[MrBuch169169]

Who the hell has her brother just sky-write their company logo at the end of their own wedding?

[DarkMaster297]

My NAME is Paxton... ._.

[DarkMaster297]

@DarkMaster297 @ 8:20

[fishgul69]

@DarkMaster297 cracked???

[DarkMaster297]

@fishgul69 What do you mean?

[fishgul69]

@DarkMaster297 cracked.com. there's a columnist that has made two funny stories involving Paxton.

[DarkMaster297]

@fishgul69 Oh no.

[eastwing329]

"why does this always happen to me?" Bad writing Sue. Bad, BAD writing.

[vidaliadear]

@eastwing329 Not to mention the prophetically damning name "Sue"

[Taikento]

anyone ever notice that mr fantastic also has stretchy dress clothes like his tux??

[BalmungSama0]

Silver Surfer: Servant of Galactus, the being he could've easily killed any time he wanted to with minimal effort.

[joshuare5768]

Massive blackout and the TV is on?

[HinataChick38]

"He can spontaneously cause a tornado, what if he also has the power to summon Bill Paxton?" Nice Twister joke.

[thefaboloussob]

Good riffing from the post-MST3K crew makes the last movie I saw in theaters all the worthwhile. I wonder if these guys riffed "The King's Speech"?

[barbaro267]

I feel modest and introverted!

My gosh, he's delusional!

[lordofthedrums93]

"Reed... I gotta make a poo poo!"

[Maddy922]

They should do Superman Returns!

[MusicfromtheDave]

"Would you let me rise, please?!"

[Bondiddley03]

all hail rifftrax! 

[SageVallant]

I didn't realize that the number 4 was a distinctly English symbol. Despite being invented by Arabs thousands of years ago.

[forgetrule12]

@SageVallant The arabic symbol four is completely different though

[atjnAdfhhjea]

@forgetrule12 @SageVallant They're called arabic numerals, though wikipedia says they were invented by Persians in India and then spread to the west through the Arabs. Europeans apparently didn't know the true origin when they were named

[davincent98]

@TheAnimeAmigos the joke is the BAND Nelson

[aliceofhearts]

"Mission file didn't say anything about the shimmery pools inside your eyes, Richards."

[KingCharltonHeston]

Hehehehehe, funny stuff.

[BigMaij]

kidney pie and hugh grant? what about geoffery rush, colin firth, and the good episodes of ramsay's kitchen nightmares?

[poontang3zizo]

@BigMaij  who is colin fifth?

[BigMaij]

@poontang3zizo

colin firth is a british actor who recently appeared as the main character in the king's speech

[poontang3zizo]

@BigMaij what's the king's speech? is it a movie about a british king who couldn't speak well on account of his bad teeth?

[Siegerzkranz]

@poontang3zizo

Also: this is a dumb stereotype

[gentlerat]

@poontang3zizo sompthin like that yeah. It doesn't have superheros in it, and nothing explodes.

[poontang3zizo]

@gentlerat  yawn...fantastic 4 sounds betterer

[fuzzycupcake27]

@BigMaij Geoffery Rush is a Australian actor

[communistrecords]

@BigMaij Also Rumpole of the Bailey. 

[CyberPirate83]

Reed ,"I got to make a poo-poo!"

[machomovieman]

2:46

Is that you coming towards me and whirring?

[ElvenRaptor]

"All my Jessica Alba dreams start this way." *laughs deeply* These guys are too much.

[MrBuch169169]

Hey, no-one here ordered a hooker! Oh, it's you, honey...

[ApacheMan2K]

7:20 -- A potentially good response to Galactus' opening quotes to use when playing "Marvel vs. Capcom 3".

[MrBjnelson]

1:25

Carlito Carribian Cool

[BigMaij]

omg the thing is the guy from the shield and no ordinary family

[pretorious700]

wow, these fantastic four films are utter shit

[JeonardShadby505]

"Lemme aks you somethin'..."

"That's how all my Uncle Morty's jokes start."

"Yeah? And how do they end?"

"With tears."

Probably one of my favorite riffs ever.

[JeonardShadby505]

BTW, at 2:43, a jackhammer would not go out during an electrical outage. It runs on hydraulics. My dad noted this to me in the theater, and the film lost any smidge of credibility from thereon in.

[shockz16]

@JeonardShadby505 but dont hydraulics work by applying pressure to incompresible liquids thus when pressure is applied the force moves the pistons & pressure is usually applied by air which is supplied by an air compressor & air compressors work off electricity... so if the power went out, no working air compressor = no pressure & no moving pistons?? maybe im wrong... if so then weldone for the observation, i like it when people point out dumb things but this may be a reason to the jackhammer?

[flyingcatlara]

''hey abdul! your tent is on fire!''

''Oh so when it's on fire it's MINE all of a suden!''

Lmfao!

[XxPHO3NIX]

whats the song called at 1:17

[evanstrand100]

3 People couldn't see the shimmering pools in richard's eyes

[kantlavar]

"Millions of Sims' voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced."

[hollyhuffstutler]

"That guy is standing in front of the dreams of millions of adolescent boys" "And the dreams of tens of millions of adolescent men"

[ctdsnark]

Any movie that replaces an armored gargantuan alien towering over Manhatten with >*sheeesh*< a tornado in space deserves to be riffed.

[jclaine]

Brian Posain @ 2:48

[Rosefire]

"England, of course!" Should've told the FF that London is the Doctor's turf--a 900 year old time lord can take care of the Silver Surfer ;)

[pretorious700]

I'm glad Jack Kirby didn't live to see these Fantastic Four abominations.

[trapadoored]

@pretorious700

I thought they were better than the spider man abominations... lets face it, in the comics Johnny Storm IS a dickweed. So they are SLIGHTLY accurate- unlike the Peter Jackson interpretation of Peter Parker, which made me think he must have read only the first issue and that's it,-or Mary Jane, which made me think he had never heard of her character before,-or Gwen Stacey, which made me CERTAIN he'd never heard of her character.or venom who was a raptor.

[irvingcsaltzburg]

@trapadoored Peter Jackson had nothing to do with the Spider Man movies, what the hell are you talking about?

[trapadoored]

@irvingcsaltzburg

To all nerds-I apologize for my previous rant. I meant Sam Raimi not Peter Jackson. Peter Jackson ruined King Kong, not Spider Man.

Well, whatever-they both used to be cool.

[trapadoored]

@pretorious700

and the fact that Stan Lee just smiles and sucks off the fame that all these marvel movies have given him just proves that everything Evan Dorkin has ever said about Stan Lee is correct.

[purpleshamrock17]

"mission file didn't say anything about the shimmery pools inside your eyes, Richards" hahaha!

"let us first establish trust by showing each other our colons"

"it's a living!"

[darkseid13]

"A massage from Jessica Alba and his pulse SLOWS DOWN."

[rosenhacker]

So it's Vic Mackey, Lucas Lee, the girl from Sin City, and a guy who can't act.

Vic Mackey and Lucas Lee= AWESOME

the others= not so much

[heythisislauren]

johnny are you okay?

i feel modest and introverted

MY GOD HES DELIRIOUS

[janesays218]

What kind of douchbag would unlike this??

[Writersblock39]

I always think of unskippable when I watch these.

[limbdarkening]

@Writersblock39 What is that?

[Writersblock39]

@limbdarkening It's a vid series on The Escapist website. They do videos like this except with video game cinematics. Look up the escapist and then go to the unskippable section.

[taiyo888]

Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-douche!

[lordofthedrums93]

I'll pay for that. "Do you accept smarm?"

[disneyZorrofan1]

I so want to watch America's next top sith!

[ChriswithMatt]

2:48 look at the priest's face.

[bobmanny11]

post more of these

[dinocubfan]

Millions of sims voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

love the star wars reference!

[filos219]

"the mission file didn't say anything about the shimmering pools inside your eyes, Richards!"

[pdlbean]

Ugly and Lacey? XD

[Substantive64]

"My parents told me I'd never make a living as a Silver Surfer torturer."

[Substantive64]

This movie has more homoerotic stare downs than Brokeback Mountain and Point Break combined!"

[MattChrisF]

"Take joy in the last few hours you have left."

"HOURS!!?"

[lordofthedrums93]

You look beautiful. "You're no ME!" LOL!

[transformersguy21]

FUCK THIS WAS FUNNY

[dj1159]

Yea, my dreams of jessica alba are from her dark angle days, I prefered her with dark hair.

[ghostbuster323]

why the hell would their top secret hover car be made by dodge?? hahah

[TheRhuen]

CAn't hear the film's audio only the rifftrax on this

[40Pacino]

@TheRhuen That's a good thing

[KMxHearts]

Lol, he has a TV on his belly like a TeleTubbie!

[000invalidusername00]

Everytime someone said 'Destroyer of Worlds' I kept thinking Unicron! Lol.

[YESHUAISMERCIFUL]

"and the lord smote the egyptians with a plague of dandruff and no amount of risning could remove it." lmfao!!

[watda74]

-She keep squirmin' in his lap like that and it's gonna be the 'Rise of Mr. Fantastic' if you get my meaning!

-Bill's a riot! X-D

[DAVETYIOP]

It's so nice to hit the space bar and pause the video right where Jessica Alba gives an expression of you mean I have to do another one of these films again? She looks so Lindsay Lohan in that scene by the way.

[aztekarrow]

"Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Douche."

[KingTomJoyce]

I am English and I take great offence at this RiffTrax.

...Kidney Pie and Hugh Grant are WONDERFUL gifts.

*pout*

[justanoli]

@KingTomJoyce .....take it back. I will not sit here and listen to you claim that Hugh Grant is anything but a stuttering, faux-charming abomination, and I am sure my fellow Americans would agree. This could mean war.

However, I will give you the fact that kidney pie is fucking delicious.

[lickstickly]

@justanoli there is no such thing as kidney pie, its steak and kidney if you visited England and got kidney pie them im kinda curious where the hell you got it

Im with you on Hugh Grant though but cant really hate the guy as he can be funny and probably gets more tang than your average American

[videogamer4500]

brian posehn's to good to make a cameo in this movie.

[matthewlax13]

they made an AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE joke!! these guys are my heroes!

[MrTraitorX]

"Mission files didn't say anything about the shimmering pools inside your eyes Richards"

[lordofthedrums93]

Let me just... "Wait! Let's see wear he's going with this!" and Reed! "I gotta make a poo poo!" Are my favorites from this one...

[JimothyEmoWhale]

Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Douche?

[89powerup]

Its really all about the flame dude and silver surfer..The other 3 sucks.

[Kinemacolour]

Hmm. This looked even worse than Revenge of the Fallen.

[ischulz]

@Kinemacolour Oh c'mon. Let's save that kind of abuse for movies that REALLY deserve it.

[JamesOhGoodie]

@Kinemacolour Mmmno, Revenge of the Fallen is still worse.

[AL52Dragon]

Mr. Fantastic's doing a terrible Jeff Goldblum impersonation.

[Magnetrex]

Dodge made their top secret hover car

LOL

[SoulfulBrutha5805]

@Magnetrex

Wonder if every 300 miles it flies if they gotta get it's f***in' carburetor replaced.

[CarryLarry]

Oh my GOD!

I'm Ted Danson!

[princessbeffer]

9:12 - 9:23 = Now, light our darkest hour

[enemyofbohemia]

I love it when they riff on the CGI

[jbird188]

I just realized; this, and Superman IV, come close to having the idea of actual, good villains: Super Skrull and Bizarro. But no, they both fall victim to keeping Dr. Lame and Lex Lamer.

[SoulfulBrutha5805]

"Time to end this."

"Let's just close down the franchise and apologize to everyone."

I don't know if this came out before or after, but that's exactly what Marvel does! Friggin' awesome.

[PapistWitness]

"Why does this always happen to me?"

"Because it was much less marketable when they tried it with Kathy Bates."

This made my chest hurt.

[WhiteTiger225]

@PapistWitness not to mention it is true XD

[SuperPrinnyDood]

6:25

LMAO

I couldn't breath

that was so random

[tnadrg1982]

no one here ordered a hooker oh honey your here

[hollyhuffstutler]

"Time to end this" "Let's just close down the franchise and apologize to everyone"

[funnymannumber2]

Opinion on Johnny Storm, according to this and RiffTrax's take of their first Fantastic Four film:

I'M A DICKWEED!

[funnymannumber2]

@funnymannumber2 R.I.P.: Johnny "Sacrifical Dickweed" Storm 1961-2011

[MrVictorClark]

VICTOR!

-"I have nothing to add, I just like saying the word 'Victor!'"

[Illogicality]

"Millions of Sim voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

I've been playing Sims 3 this week, and that line nearly had me choking on my hot cocoa. Beautiful.

[AnakinSolo27ABY]

Oh the simulated Jedi are gonna feel this one...

[Deavi783]

LOL Ted Danson.

[HauntingYourKids]

I've always been trying to put up a "Best of" compilation for this movie, but Youtube and Fox wouldn't let me.

[MST3K86]

Me too! How did you getting it past YouTube's copyright claims?

[westeastxybzd]

@MST3K86 what u put up rifftrax stuff? what u talking about

[Anynom]

"Flame on! Who else has that catchphrase? Oh yeah, Anderson Cooper."

"Galactus, Gradual Approacher of worlds."

[Anynom]

"This is what it's like for CGI world to be deleted for disc space."

"And the Lord smote the Egyptians with massive dandruff..."

"Massive Blackout? Why is Fox News leading off with a story on Gary Busey's weekend?"

"He has the power to remind you he has powers!"

"This movie has more homoerotic staredowns than Brokeback Mountain and Point Break combined!"

[c3section]

"Looks like 'Thames' up for that river!"