Madtv - morning before pill

[lygarx]

A regular birth control pill

[jrockluv]

Warning: May cause pregnancy if not taken with Apple Juice.

[SporeTres]

One of the weaker skits, since the normal pill IS the 'morning before' pill.

[missgurl747]

@SporeTres Yeah but the normal pill just keeps a woman’s ovaries from releasing eggs or thickens a woman’s cervical mucus while this pill destroys you uterus, ovaries and cervix.

[lizmartinez613]

look! more logic and arguments on a video that's supposed to just be funny. woooooo -_-

[TheMrStranger1]

what if it doesn`t work ?

[penguinboy561]

They already have a pill like this.

It's called The Pill.

[CrimsonCrowess]

@penguinboy561 except *the pill* doesn't damage internal organs and whatnot like this does. also, this fake pill, like the morning after pill, is meant to be taken one time whereas *the pill* has to build up in your system. oh wait. you're a boy. you wouldn't know this stuff anyway. well, at least you learned something.

[eurasianchica]

@CrimsonCrowess hormonal birth control doesn't damage your organs directly, but it is extremely dangerous. Estrogen from the urine of women using hormonal BC ends up in the water, and it's effects are quite dangerous. High levels of estrogen can cause lowered sperm counts and infertility in men, and uterine and ovary disorders in women, and breast cancer in women. The average sperm count in men has decreased significantly in the last 100 years, especially in developed countries.

[eurasianchica]

@CrimsonCrowess Also, intersex individuals in fish populations are increasing- in fact, in some rivers that include runoff from larger cities, estrogen levels are very high and there are no male fish alive. Please, for the sake of the future of humanity, don't use hormonal BC.

[CrimsonCrowess]

@eurasianchica too late. deal with it. I'm not adding to the future by populating the planet anyway. thanks.

[CrimsonCrowess]

@CrimsonCrowess *and I'm not. so we all have to deal with what women are doing. some of us just have to.

[irjanista]

i like how its one pill

[35november]

Methylboraxovaricide lol

[packerfan748]

whos the girl on the left, she looks so familiar

[checkunderyourbed]

"But at least you don't have to struggle with that whole issue of where life begins and all that..." lmao not so subtle jab at abortion arguments.

[WonkaVator72]

"Warning: may cause pregnancy if not taken with apple juice."

Priceless.

[dramerc1]

@pickiesteater er you do know that STDs can be lethal right and are not unnatural the romans had their attempt with them and so did the greeks and well your obviously a fool -_- STDs like HIV herpies the clamp can be transmitted without using a condom and thats a lie they will be transmitted if one of the partners have it o and the pill only stops pregnancy not the STDs

[OldNewsThinker]

ahahahaha

*takes pill*

ahahahah

[MrStarstruck404]

They have a device like this without the nasty side effects it's called a condom

[PickiestEater]

@MrStarstruck404 Yeah but condoms are unnatural and they don't feel good

[fall4fellatio]

krista falanagan is amazing

[KirbyHanchar]

ok, im scared about how that pill works -and im not even a girl O_O i cant imagine if i were one either

[shaneclone15]

I like the end part

[seen104]

These 2 are my favorite <3

[Haaaley147]

That was the stupidest video over

[HoundDogEntertainmnt]

Warning may cause pregnuscy if not taken with apple juce

[mrtundra45]

BREAKING NEWS! Chuck Norris jokes went out of style last year.

[95Kittycat101]

@mrtundra45 it was 2007 ok so that was way before last year

[mrtundra45]

@95Kittycat101 the COMMENT was made 6 months ago..............

[bakamarluxia]

METHYLBORAXOVAMICIDE lol

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[stephanielmao]

47 PEOPLE'S` TOOK THE PILL WITHOUT APPLE JUICE

[icemickiejamesfan]

"warning may cause pregnancy if not taken with apple juice"

i was drinking and sprouted it to the monitor

[Spocktavian]

Chuck Norris would still knock her up.....with twins.

[ninjaman1915]

@Spocktavian no quadruplets!

[aurielMoon]

contraceptive for morons who shouldn't be reproducing anyways...

[TheHipster15]

damn hes fine!

[venusrevolution]

Bahahahahaha

"I'll just have sex with that guy!"

[cassidysinger4]

Warning may cause pregnancy if not taken with apple juice. I rather take it with oj, that stuff is my drug.

[whatuswattingat]

what if you drink apple cider instead?



[itimk0]

@whatuswattingat u give birth to a cat

[whatuswattingat]

@itimk0 LMAO!!!

[aliothalive]

waiter, apple juice for the lady and vodka for me plase!

[JamaicanRain]

46 people realize you actually DO have to struggle with the life begins issue with this pill.

[calforrai]

LMAO

[solatorobo]

Nicole Parker is hot

[hitchspiel2002]

IM SOLD!

[souptoday8]

46 people didnt take it with apple juice

[saff3356]

few morons looked at dislikes and have stupid comments

[ericwaffle31]

@mercanaries3 you too!

[mercanaries3]

@ericwaffle31

no just you

[TheEmoTronROBOTx]

@mercanaries3 Obviously not because he/she is not some retard who posts the same type of bullshit everyone else does on EVERY SINGLE FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO. GOD DAMN "22332 PEOPLE DIDNT DRINK THEIR APPLE JUICE" "2323234 PEOPLE DIDNT EAT A BOGER" MAN STFU YOU PRETENTIOUS ATTENTION WHORING FAGGOT.

[TheEmoTronROBOTx]

@mercanaries3 Oh really? If I'm retarded like everyone else how was I able to recognize stupidity before you were able to? It always takes a retard to call someone a troll for speaking the truth. >under 17. I thought 18 was the legal age.. >"you're" probably someone trolled you so hard at your shitty grammar you actually remembered that you're is the contraction of "you are."Good for you. Man why is it that 75% of the youtubers on here are a waste of fucking oxygen..?

[mercanaries3]

@TheEmoTronROBOTx

hey check your inbox

haha loser

[D2PKer]

@mercanaries3 Hey mercenaries3, are you retarded?

[mercanaries3]

@D2PKer

why because i owned the yuppe?

[D2PKer]

@mercanaries3 I'll just take your answer as a yes, retard.

[mercanaries3]

@D2PKer

haha you suck i bet you chew on grass all day and moo

come on piggy moo for your boss

[D2PKer]

@mercanaries3 Haha you suck, I bet you eat dog shit for dinner and every Friday night you eat a feast of rat poop.

[mercanaries3]

@D2PKer

no fat fuck i just have what i always have, your sisters pussy in my mouth

and you chained down stairs forced to feed on an angry pissed of Asian guys dick

HAHAHA i made my self laugh because i could already see it

[erika2012vsu]

46 people disliked this because the wigs that they were wearing.

[2nirvanag]

46 people are men taking this without apple juice.

[Neonthedangel]

45 people have takin' this without applejuice

[telecomladyj]

@Neonthedangel

wup, 46 now. If ppl would just read the label!!! *tsk tsk*

[MyEquestrianLove]

Looks like lisa nova

[TFWC88]

0:52 "coating it with a poisonous film that temporarily damages your ovaries cervix and uterus"...wow....lol and the real morning after pill may cause blood clots, fainting, spotting and strokes...not far eh? lol

[PatriotNorwegian89]

@TFWC88 yeah, science is really moving forward

[xopattonxo]

TFWC88 It's more then fair lol

[DIANAROSS4EVER]

@TFWC88 I loved the burst lol

[penguinlove12344]

@SmirkingXSara i think it got canceled...

[mrscottwisby]

@SmirkingXSara comedy central....duh

[TheCajunpenguin]

@0Flph0 no, not in Eire

[0LfhP0]

@agentertainer1 Lmao! I think its very clear.

[jennylover456]

@agentertainer1 ok...

[jennylover456]

@agentertainer1 uhm ok but what is it? haha

[0LfhP0]

Lmfao the laughs at the end!

[0LfhP0]

@agentertainer1 No u stupid retard they sell those all over the world...u dont sound like a 15 year old kid. Im too.

[twilightlover0407]

looks like chelsea from thats so raven

[jennylover456]

@agentertainer1 what the hell is a female comdom? a dildo?

[ranifan702]

@agentertainer1 it's called having condoms is safe sex therefore a "preemptive strike" there are female condoms and arent u a little too young to know what condoms are?

[ranifan702]

@agentertainer1 srsly? stfu im no longer answering any of ur retarded posts you fucking 11 yr old

[ranifan702]

@agentertainer1 then dont talk to me i didnt write for you and i usually dont associate with 10 yr olds

[firexsound]

Methylboraxovahicide

[ranifan702]

@agentertainer1 ........srsly? it's called sarcasm and she can carry a condom too to be safe

[XPrettyXSceneXGirl]

LOL. I love the way they're making fun of how the pills damage your body just like real ones do,just because some people are so slutty they'll have sex with anybody like the girl in this video and pop whatever pills no matter what just to continue that lifestyle. I LOVE MADtv! :)

[meandpals]

Why apple juice??

[xForumspring]

Debbies Friend: Did you see that debbie? He smiled at you.

Debbie: I know! He probably wants to have sex with me after happy hour!

[ranifan702]

...i thought there were these things called CONDOMS!

[aveyond1]

lol may cause pregnancy if not taken with apple juice

[nixotixo]

if not taken with apple juice...

[ProgramMagician]

43 people are all out of apple juice.

[katrinaandkatherina]

@ProgramMagician Actually 46

[Damnedjust4todayagen]

@katrinaandkatherina well actually it was 43 six months ago

[Don040602]

@ProgramMagician no 52

[TAFFIEBARB]

43 people just FUCKING DISLIKE THE VID LOL i am tired of pppl makeing up shit to say about the ppl who dislike DAMN JUST SAY THEY HAVE NO SENSE OR HUMOR OR JUST SAY THEY DISLIKE IT MAN THATS GETTIN ANNOYING.....

[Pat2045]

@TAFFIEBARB your right, if you don't like it, heres the solution; DON"T FUCKING WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

No one gives a shit what you think so STFU!!!!!!!!!!! (shut the fuck up)

[spinemelter2000]

I am so sick of people's jokes that start with the number of dislikes. It was never funny! Do people think they are funny because they take a phrase from a video and then check the number of dislikes, and put the two together? Shut up, everyone. Nobody finds it amusing.

[TAFFIEBARB]

@spinemelter2000 i kno rite dang thts annoying

[CD2kay7]

@spinemelter2000 Mmhmm!! it gets a bit old

[JiroEnriquez]

haha apple juice makes the trick..lol

[chease5699]

Warning may cos pregnancy if not taken with apple juice :)

[PoppaSmacka]

41 people are haters,and pro life

[gorackify]

41 people are pro life and have no sence of humor

[mightybfool]

He smiled at me he probaly wants to have sex

[tekkenmaster123]

I think Madtv is luck to have those two actresses both awesomely talented. Debrah Wilson probably the best they've had.

[sessixact]

i liked the women on the left she is hot

[619victor]

@sessixact Crista Flanagan!! =D 1 of my favourites

[capatasio]

kisten looks so f'in hot.

[05c4r2582]

At least you don't have to struggle with the whole issue of where life begins XD!!

[TheMndawe]

ha ha ha very crazy indeed ki ki ki ki ki ki

[cheekymonkey510]

" May get pregnant if not taken with apple juice"

[Rocoluke27]

@huskypup98 uhhh piss isn't part of the reproductive system. do you piss out your "ovaries, cervix, [or] uterus"?

[MsIloverobertpattins]

ike is so hott

[NiMBuKun25]

HAHA temporarily destroy your reproductive system

[VollendJatara9Jenny]

@NiMBuKun25 Doesn't look very "temporary" to me! XD

[Randumfreak]

at huskypup98

there are two "paths" in a woman's part

[ubene]

Methylboraxovaricide!

[indiag89]

"Easy! I'll just have sex with that guy!" LOL

[UtahMike41]

Nice legs...

[jennettemccurdy1010]

Apple Juice? XD

[solidusreaper]

those two chicks are so fucking hot. we could fuck and then they could do impressions and jokes. Best girlfriends ever

[CuteSunYe15]

lmao that looks like it hurts to take that pill XD

[WIZKID8675]

It has to be taken with apple juice

[Shanaly2]

lmao that girl is from disaster movie or something xD

[deppcarter]

@Shanaly2 both of them

[venusrevolution]

LMFAO-the diagram!

[Yaoi6Kazowy]

@venusrevolution That was scary as hell! It just burned out!

[jsbeard18]

i would rain nicole parker....omg lol

[prolefeedprocessor]

Spontaneously combustive ovaries FTW!

[Lilangel359]

Apple juice though? Really? LMFAO

[MADFREAKU]

morning before pills ...haha

[TheHotbee]

uh tht scary

[ChenJunHung]

easy... i'll have sex with that guy... lol

[SmexiiStevie]

haha christina flanagan and nicole parker are the best thing that has ever graced mad tv.

[sydthekid492]

Hahahaha. Hilarious! Nicole Parker and Crista Flanagan are awsome. R.I.P MadTv...

[reptilekeeper5]

warning may cause pregnancy if not taken with apple juice......WTF?

[Ch0xie]

lol i like the way they went all the way with how it works because i heard the morning after pill feels like bad menstral crams while sittin in cold water

[MIMIC8801]

LMAO @ the last line.

[omarfaw]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[DigitalPhoenix]

Warning: May cause pregnancy if not taken with apple juice.

That's all the caution I need.

[Sungoddess18]

I love how it's one big package with just one pill. xD

[hatersfate2]

thats because you are a whore, who sleeps with anyone

[Sungoddess18]

Uh...?

[hatersfate2]

it means you buy a lot of dongs

[expomike]

@Sungoddess18 it's pretty much all you'll ever need

[lierdumoa]

@Sungoddess18 Actually, Plan B aka "the morning after pill" really does come in a box that size, even though it's just one pill. Well, one pill and a small novella of medical disclaimers. The packaging is probably the most true to life thing about this sketch.

[undacover]

@Sungoddess18 that's how the morning after pills are....

[PathOfLeaves]

@Sungoddess18 It's just like the real Plan B pill, hehe.

[MTbannanas]

"warning may cause pregnancy if not taken w/ apple juice" lmfao

[l2moua]

HAHAHA...it has to be Apple Juice

[PinkCrystalShine]

no. Its a girl that actually works on Madtv.

[knightlego0]

warning! may cause pregnancy if not taken with apple juice....... lmfao best part!!!!

[frecht0deth]

lmao. its a wrap if she drinks the pill with water

[summonzer]

Warning, may cause pregnancy when not used with apple juice... lol

[stephenville100]

hahahhaha

[dav08zxc]

hahahah I love the laugh they do after she pops the pill- hilarious sketch!

[PotentialGrows]

it was ok

[satanicWorshiper89]

what if steve doesnt show up...

easy , i'll have sex with that guy...

[miniskirt13]

"teporarily"? Damages

morning before what death?

[joethejoeCHEs]

XDDDDD

[Ilovehaylie05]

Wow I wish I knew beautiful, funny, and sexy women like those two.

[VirtRampage]

ಠ_ಠ

[xchamitaxpunx38]

hahahaha

[UrPrinceszzita]

they have different moves in this sketch,,,perfect for commercial kind of sketch...

warning may cause pregnancy if not taken with apple juice.. lmfao