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  • thats good

  • LOL!.. "Maybe this way =/" xD xD xD

  • That was more like a goofy remark than a threat. He just likes his metallica and gets offensive. I dont think he really meant to be threatening, just showing how protective he is off his favorite band. Deafening someone with overloaded amp,,,not threatening to me. It was a stupid thing to say though.

  • lol next crappy song

  • Bent redneck

  • lear a song with powerchrds and more srumming, then you can look awesome on yotube. These song shuld be offlimits for a guy like you -.- (songs to learn: white sripes-fell in love with a girl the racounters - steady as she goes)

  • i remember playing these the first day i got my guitar haha

  • Dude, rhythm is KEY

  • This guy is OK. I recognised every song!

  • I can relate to this. I've been playing for 3 weeks and can't play a single song.

  • Why would you come here with no shirt and humiliate yourself like that?

  • two years teaching ur self?!!! wow that was crap!!! sure youre better now tho eh?

  • sell you guitars....NOW!

  • If that's taken you 2 years to achieve then that's pretty poor, but if you've been playing like 3 weeks or so then it wuldn't be so bad:)

  • This is about another 3 years old. Who knows what he can play now?

  • Dude, never give up just practice, practice, practice! You will get there soon enough.

    :) Much luck 2 you!!

  • this guy eats bricks of cum farted out a ducks vagina

  • @billyanhiers LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's gotta be the funniest put down ever. Just the visual of a duck shitting a brick of jizz! LOL your a crazy ass sob my man!

  • @Yngsatchvai hahaahah lol it was meant as an insult but now, man its a joke hahahaha and yea it is sorta funny hahahah u should reply the funniest thing u can think of and we can do it back and fourth hahahahaha .....this is gonna be awesome lol

  • @billyanhiers  I think I would rather listen to a cow fart in a bucket than listen to this! :P

  • @Yngsatchvai id rather have a buffalo take a luke warm diareha dump in my ear

  • @billyanhiers I'd rather a s s rape a chipmunk with rabies that was being held down by 2 naked midgets slathered in Vaseline, than to listen to one more second of this crap!

  • @Yngsatchvai HEH HEH HEH well... id rather have an ass confucktion poopdoodle fucking a dog scrotum thats really REALLY filled with yellow matter oze dripping from a dead dogs eye

  • i know 5 songs in 6 months and im twelve

  • Dude...just get lessons. You will be amazed how much you can do quickly with the proper instruction.

  • Although I can hardly believe this is after 2 full years of playing, at least you're making an effort.

    I was kinda hoping that I'd see some improvement in a more recent guitar video, I see there are none. Did you give up on it?

    Also, I just hate all the comments about people who say they could play metallica, paranoid or w/e bullsh*t after 2 years. The main reason being that NOBODY GIVES A F*CK.

  • Don't you mean damn shirt? I was about 84kg in this vid so whoop de do.

  • crappy playing aside put on a damb shirt! Seriously... Gross!!!

  • omg, 2 years and you can only play that? u got to be shiting me!

  • As u all see this vid was added 3 years ago wich means hes been playing for 5 years and is probably much better, but who knows 2 years for marry had a little lamb..,., now thats hardcore!

  • he looks like *READY TO ROCK?!* but plays children songs crappy XD

  • 2 years. Dude not to be mean by iv started playin metallica songs on my second year of playin. Thats why I dont take lessons off a book all the time. I just find it easier to learn theory and that by yourself and then playin what you want instead of gettin teachers to get you to play crap songs like this. Its less boring and you learn other theory things as your guitar playing progressess.

  • how cant you do more in 2 years?

  • well done A+

  • i can help you dude. click my name. really. not joking.

  • @JustinSandercoe yeah, this person is one of the BEST guitar teachers on youtube. the click is recommended.

  • it really isn't that hard to look up tabs.. and if you only want to play one string, try a bass guitar

  • Its all good i have a fucking crappy guitar and i mess up all the time. But give it time if you really love it will come to you((:

  • Hey man, I want to give you full credit. At least you have a sense of humour and you appear to be enjoying yourself. To all those who feel the need to criticize: MUSIC IS ABOUT ENJOYMENT. IT IS NOT A COMPETITION. THE MUSIC INDUSTRY SUCKS. IF WHAT YOU PLAY GIVES YOU ENJOYMENT OR AT LEAST ENTERTAINS OTHERS, YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SOMETHING. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER, SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT. GOD BLESS YOU MAN AND TO HELL WITH ALL THE EGOTISTICAL MUSOS THAT JUST WANT TO PUT OTHERS DOWN.

  • @MrGeorgios2020 Amen

  • LMAO ROCK ON hahahaha

  • 2 years for that?

  • @scythes0fcob You should upload a video, so we can all see what you got.

  • This dude sucks ass, ive been playing for two years and I can already fucking tap, half ass shred, and play basic and classical acoustic. I could teach these songs to myself, I wouldnt even half to learn them.

  • Hey... I'm not trying to be a critic or anything but if you're teaching yourself guitar try learning some scales. Major and Pentatonic are a good start. Just practice them and try learning how the next note would sound. Also, I think I should point out for every note there's a sharp note (one step higher) except B and E, and for every note there's a flat (one step lower) except C and F. It may seem complicated but it kinda isn't. I'll post another comment since I reached my limit

  • I'll post the notes with the sharps and flats so that you'll see what I was talking about a bit more clearer.

    #= sharp and b= flat so start with the first fret of the big string it goes...

    E F F#/Gb G G#/Ab A A#/Bb B C C#/Db D D#/Eb

    then back to E wich will bring it to the next Octave. Anyways I'm just trying to teach you some basic stuff. to help, not to be rude in anyway. Hope I didn't confuse you in anyway. Good luck!

  • you should take some lessons ata local guitar shop! I take lessons and it's tottally worth it

  • ok...so he's not a guitar god... but I notice all the "critics" with their contracts and endorsements(note of sarcasm) talking about a guy who's at least trying... ... you know that the songs and solos have been done by someone else, hence the word "cover"... hell anyone can mimic someone's song ..... I hope I see an original solo with a bit of talent from one of you "critics" .... just maybe you suck worse than this guy....

  • I love how everybody is like saying " I have been play for blah blah years and i can play blah blah and blah blah blah" But yet they have no videos up so I am sitting here thinking: " Dumb asses" With expression on my face>> -_- oh and btw I have been playing for less then a year and I'm "okay" and the reason i Don't have vids of me playing is because i don't like my sound of my guitar so......SUCK IT BITCHES!!

  • You cant be good unlees you have vids on youtube?

  • Wow... thats what i meant by dumb asses but w/e

  • Hmmmm, to bad youre fucking comment makes no sense, go fuck youre self faggot.

  • :D Look at the tough 10 year old! Isn't he cute!

  • Look at the fucking douche isnt he annoyang, filling my fuckin g email up, if youre under the impression im ten then dont leave me comments you cocksucking faggot.

  • Now he's mad xD. Thinking his insults can hurt me over the internet! ;)

  • Yea, and now im sad, because my hatred influenced comments had no effect on you. : (

  • @ProphetIsaiah420 to bringten everyones spirits i will say a word everyone will enjoy... chode

  • Ive been playing for 2 years also, and I can shred almost any song I know. I learn songs in a matter of minutes, I have already written a ton of riffs, Im in a band. and I have an epiphone SG and a marshall 50 watt amp. so suck it bitch!

  • Wow. I've been reading most of these comments and all I can say is... who the hell cares what you can play? Prove it...

  • iv been playin 4 a yr and i can play american idiot, brain stew, one (mettallica) and shit loads of guitar solo's by gun 'n' roses and loads of other bands... and dude go 2 a gym =P

  • I feel your pain. I've been practicing and I haven't really improved. =(

  • ive been playin for 1 mounth and can play most of crazy trian including solo sweet child o min voodoo chile SR sunshine of your love and alot more yet people say i suck i think they need to watch this guy for a bit

  • i play for a half a year now and i can play what i ever wanted. canon, psychosocial, some bullet for my valentine songs, every tempo. seeing this hurt me^^ I practise seriously not just for havin fun.

  • why is it that, this crappy guy who doesn't wear a shirt and advertises his self as crappy guitar player has 9500 views and i have like 300?

  • ive played 5 months and can play crazy train and seek and destroy

  • Whether youre taking the piss or not, you make me feel good coz ive been playing for under a year nd just got lessons abouts 5 weeks ago and can only play intro of classical gas and Smells like Teen Spirit whole. so Thanks :)

  • Smells like teen spirit is easy though

    But like yo say youve only been playing a year

    Ive been playing 2 and can play master of puppets so this guy shouldnt be putting videos like this on here!

  • Put a shirt on there are children about

  • nice guitar sucky ass guitar player

  • don't know if this is awesome or amazing.

  • wow just dont waste ur time old dude

  • 2 days?

  • are you serious? 2 years?

    you're quite obviously doing something wrong...

    a player of 2 years should be a hell of a lot better than this

  • Ok, you've received enough abuse

    here's some advice

    Learn "power chords"

    then learn songs like

    "no woman no cry"

    "Let it be"

    "Smells like teen spirit"

  • u r a fucking loser get a life or a guitar teacher why are u saying u suck and putting it online get a life!!!!!!

  • 2 years? more like 3 weeks,dude u need to take like 4 hours a day or even 6 to get good, i would be embarrassed to put this on here if i played 2 years

  • thats sad two years come on

  • I mean what is the point, I hate people who completely take the piss out of themselves when they play guitar, it is not funny and it is a total waste of Youtube bandwidth.

  • Put a shirt on

    Get a new trainer

    Get better songs

    you suck

    a monky with a chip in its tooth could do better!

    Dont put that crap on youtube

  • learn to play heavy metal not f ing classic k

  • my friends tht have no experience are better lol

  • thats the kind of stuff i do in 2 seconds ur pathetic.

  • 2 years?

  • This kinda stuff you do in one month, your jokinggg, lol. If it's true...find some more practice material or something. Good luck!

  • Just 200 more years and you'll be decent.

    Just kidding man, keep practicing.

  • omg.. how often do you practise?

  • YEA!!! Keep the spirit of rock alive man!!

  • dude i sound better and ive been playing for like 2 months.....i doubt u been practicing for 2 years haha

  • woohoo! rock on!

  • dude. thats at least to be in most modern bands today.

  • put your fucking shirt on

    OMG

    LOL this is funny is this a joke can u actually play or is this really the extent of your ability

    you have the funniest timing ever

  • I would probably have the same skill if i practiced for 2 years.

  • U SUCK Massive balls.... beeyotch

  • atleast better than Herman Lee live :P

  • hahahahaha so true

  • owned.

    hard.

  • guys he is messin with you

  • wow in two years u can barely learn to play three childrens songs sorry dude but thats kinda sad

  • okay dude i have to say this. people keep bragging about being able to play paranoid (which is such a repetitive chord progression black sabbath obviously wrote it when they were either amateurs or high or both) and metallica (which is such an overrated shitfest of a band that it literally makes me sick, as if I have a fever)

  • Thank you for setting certain people straight.... That was a necessary comment. +1

  • @forviewingpleasure89 Metallicas the best metal band ever. PERIOD.

  • @forviewingpleasure89 shut up. metallica is awesome. and i'll deafen anyone who says otherwise with my overloaded guitar amp. then when u can't hear me coming i'll beat u senseless.

  • @pyr0cyb3r Metallica plays the skin flute.

  • @pyr0cyb3r Oh look. A sheeple fanboi who threats over interwebs, so scary. I bet you might wanna move out of your parents apartment and stop hiding behind some anonymous username before making any sort of ballsy threats. \o/

  • @Wiliraughshai i don't live in my parents apartment and i can threaten wherever i like it's a free country. besides maybe u should stop talikn about urself cos it's only gonna b u who gets humiliated.

  • @pyr0cyb3r I don't know what country you live in, but in many even threatening can get you paying some nice fines or even few nights in a cell if necessary. These are the few things you will learn once you grow up. Besides, threatening people in internet makes you only look like an arrogant brat, with tough life outside which you have to vent here.

  • @Wiliraughshai well i have no idea where you live and i don't really care. i like metallica and i'll quite happily argue with anyone who says otherwise.

  • @pyr0cyb3r There's difference between arguing and acting like an asshole. I hope you can see it.

  • @Wiliraughshai do i look like i care? (trust me i don't)

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  • ya know, I like Jeri Hendrix and all, but his thumb position was wrong.........thanks

  • Poor guy...buy a banjo...no, don't buy everything with strings!!!

  • i love how he spazes out at the end! lol omg he's the most halarious crappy guitar player ever ooh man that was funny!

  • total genius

  • LMAO at 2.04

  • ha ha hah I love the part were he goes crap crap crappy crap crap, and the part were he farts. ha ha thats the funniest luv ya bro

  • na, its not a fart he blowas a rasberry because he knows he messed up...

  • 2:04 does he fart

  • whoa at 2:04 He hits a note I've so totally never before heard come out of a guitar before. It must be some kind of pedal.. ;-)

  • no comment.. <-- wait that is a comment :D

  • lol 2:20

  • nice guitar faggot, you suck. you make people like me look wicked awesome fagggggss... I will destroy your pussy in a pokemon match bitch (1:29 money shot)

  • 2 years has really paid off (not)

  • for all you people know

    he's messing with the bunch of yous

    and he'll pull off a malmsteen in his next vid

    sheesh lighten up people

    dont act like u're so god damn good at everything

    at least learn to support other musician

    keep it up halien

  • defintily man...

  • hes got the alex skolnick haircut with the little bit of silver in front. awesome, except the guitar part is definitely a give up before your dead kind of thing

  • you are the win.

    and here's an ego boost, techincally you can play 4 songs, twinkle twinkle's the same melody as bah bah black sheep. that's at least 5 more more six year olds who'd drop their pants for you

  • 2 years wow i can almost play wings of a butterfly afterlike 2 days lol u suck

  • i learned that in like an hour man lol

  • dont show off dude

    others out there arebetter than you are

  • Yah ino there are people better than me

  • ^_^

    i'm not one of them XD

  • good song

  • haha "i cant play for shit shit shit" lol

  • put on a shirt first, then kill yourself.

  • well keep trying....

  • you suck!

  • wtf are you a baby -.-

  • I've been playing for like 1 and half year and I can play rhytm guitar for

    whiplash, seek & destroy, creeping death, walk, breaking the law and paranoid

  • aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha­hahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahaaaaaaaaa­hahaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......

    2 yrs?!?! i hope you're taking the piss mate.

  • I have the same guitar and bloody hell mate it took u 2 years to learn that? this is my first day of playing and i ve already learn twinkle twinkle :O damn you should be on harder stuff by now

  • Cool guitar man, I had one like that as my first as well.

  • Hell Yea! Finally Some good headbanging music! Rock On \m/

  • :) amazing

  • yousuck

  • youd be alot better if you had a shirt on...because then id watch the actually video

  • holy shit that is good!!!!!!!

  • i give it a 5 just because it makes me feel better about my own playing. i mean, HOLY CRAP! this guy makes me look like hendrix clapton and vaughn!

  • 2 years of practice doesn't mean anything. you could practice once every month for 2 years and call it 2 years practice.

  • dued iv been playin for like a year n a half (mostly self taught) n i can play megadeth solos seriously guitar is not for you

  • omg 2 yearss?!

  • for sum1 hu is self taught it ay too bad... but u look like a metal player try and learn sumthin easy-ish like ac/dc back in black

  • That was totally metal.

  • I think "mary had a little lamb" needs distortion. Extreme distortion.

  • my dad has those same starwars posters

  • dude you are awesome, ive been playing for about 5 years and im no better than you...ok maybe a little bit. and all the guys that are like: "Iv'e been playing for xx years and I play Solo's from xxxx n shit" or "Wow dude! Your a poser!With your shirt off and all you can play is that!?!?! You suck!!!!!!" are phagos and people like you are all so stuck up, this guy really enjojys it enough, eff off

  • 2 years?... Iv'e been playing for 2 years and I play Solo's form metallica n shit :P

  • hmpf.

  • lol :D

  • Wow dude! Your a poser!With your shirt off and all you can play is that!?!?! You suck!!!!!!

    If you play Mary Had A Little Lamb on the high E string it'll sound better

  • check out my videos,

    iv been playing for 6 months am im as good as my freind who has been playing for 1.5yearS!

  • dude you have to be kidding.

    seriously

  • learn timing. awesome cant believe youve been playing for 2 years

  • wtf, 2 years! hahahahahahahaha!

    i seriously hope not

  • dude u suck so bad

  • its alex skolnick look at the stripe in his hair.

  • I'm not sure what your on, but two years is a long time.

  • Dude, you have played for 2 years? Wow. You play like once a month for 5 min. ??

  • LMAO OMG YOURE NOT SERIOUS...put up the real video now

    i've been playing guitar for 1year and 3months and well.. i could play that my 2nd week!! but thats okay at least youre trying and you'll keep getting better & better..hopefully lol

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  • they are some of the most hard core songs iv eva heard. what are they called