The first women was more of a gymnastics/circus performer. I agree the next two competitors were over the top with their yelling, but they had far better stances and controlled strikes and blocks than china did. And if you watch China carefully, her kicks look more like something a cheerleader would do. Not to mention all that spinning is just wasted energy.
On the street, fights don't look pretty, and not what I would call "artistic." Everyone needs to quit watching so much damn TV.
Non of these seemed particularly "street lethal". The crazed yelling would be far more intimidating than the prancing and snapping. But whatever. I'm with you. People should street fight more, watch TV less.
Partially, not so much the visual as technique is displayed. Is their knee bent in that stance? Do they snap on those kicks? Is their body turned on that roundhouse? Are their punches aimed to the body or head instead of willy nilly? You lose all your basics, then it doesn't matter how "pretty" anything looks. Even in a pattern or kata competition, these very things are what the judges are looking for. It's too bad the "spin to win" theory works sometimes.
@milkagon Absolutely, I'm not disagreeing on the placement of the 3 competitors, and I can't agree enough that all the spinning is wasted energy (at least against a decent opponent). I'm not one to watch a kata tournament and all that yelling I just find funny.
these karate gals are laughable
pretorious700 1 month ago
3:38 AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brandonp4 5 months ago
Only H. Jon Benjamin would make a "soup mandel" ref. lol!
Reminds me of Jon Glaser aka "The Score Settler" and "Jon" from Delocated ref. to challah.
CaptainPillowMusic 6 months ago
lol at the myspace comment.
HPMainMafia 8 months ago
coach mcgurk
benjie414 11 months ago
hahaha the rabbi. You're eating right, I HOPE!
flippinfl00b 1 year ago
You're mistaken, it's called Crazy!
Licreh 1 year ago
are they judged on their ability to yell?
jpowers55 1 year ago
thats expensive Saki dude
yeshmayn 1 year ago
freeze it
this could be her new myspace picture
turboxshadow 1 year ago
"im pourin this soy sauce for u..." ahaha hilarious
The24Baseballman 2 years ago
Art's daughter? lol
slynice 2 years ago
haha tickets to see Matisyahu...seriously, a great concert if you get the chance to go.
zjg5001 2 years ago
BWAA HA HA these guys are cold blooded
3:48 O_O BWAH HA HAA HA HAA
3:54 'freeze it' (i love that shit)
yeah but seriously these women that do these demos really dont need the dramatics
5:04 im gonna have ta agree with this
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 years ago 2
The first women was more of a gymnastics/circus performer. I agree the next two competitors were over the top with their yelling, but they had far better stances and controlled strikes and blocks than china did. And if you watch China carefully, her kicks look more like something a cheerleader would do. Not to mention all that spinning is just wasted energy.
On the street, fights don't look pretty, and not what I would call "artistic." Everyone needs to quit watching so much damn TV.
milkagon 2 years ago
Non of these seemed particularly "street lethal". The crazed yelling would be far more intimidating than the prancing and snapping. But whatever. I'm with you. People should street fight more, watch TV less.
rrpostalagain 2 years ago
@milkagon You've made some good points but honestly this is a kata tournament, so visuals do play an important enough part.
Maddolis 1 year ago
Partially, not so much the visual as technique is displayed. Is their knee bent in that stance? Do they snap on those kicks? Is their body turned on that roundhouse? Are their punches aimed to the body or head instead of willy nilly? You lose all your basics, then it doesn't matter how "pretty" anything looks. Even in a pattern or kata competition, these very things are what the judges are looking for. It's too bad the "spin to win" theory works sometimes.
12 years of TaeKwonDo & referee
milkagon 1 year ago
@milkagon Absolutely, I'm not disagreeing on the placement of the 3 competitors, and I can't agree enough that all the spinning is wasted energy (at least against a decent opponent). I'm not one to watch a kata tournament and all that yelling I just find funny.
Maddolis 1 year ago
@Maddolis The yelling and their facial expressions are pretty funny... it's definitely not normal.
milkagon 1 year ago
1:43-1:48
Best pop-culture reference ever!!!
flixk 3 years ago 4
This is my favourite episode, I've never laughed so much in a single CS ep.
caligo641 3 years ago
OMG this was hilarious. Cheap Seats was a great show.
CadillacMike86 3 years ago 4
cheap seats is awesome
mattmixer911 3 years ago 4
1:30 - 1:37
"Oh, my God! I love you! This is the best Karate Idol ever! I want to see her kick Seacrest! Just kick him!"
"Wow. And now she can't have children!"
Hilarious! LOL!
mcorivervsaf 3 years ago 3
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these guys are idoits
tylert1137 3 years ago
you can't even spell idiot
mtg837 3 years ago 12
"Did she just swallow an air horn?" LOL, nice.
Trancemaster2052 3 years ago
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man these guys are wack out dumb
boomfiya83 3 years ago
this is a great show
tylert1137 3 years ago 15
i love how they make little "shww" noises when ever they do a move
otterphantom 3 years ago 4
ha! this is so funny!
softsmile246 3 years ago
sweet Matisyahu reference
zjg5001 3 years ago
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metal1104 3 years ago