Red State Update: Super Tuesday

[Xmedicalmarijuana]

Civil war part 2

[johnnylifeson]

Love this show !!!!

[CitizenJain666]

you guys are the greatest!

[spydyrman420]

awesome

[TwilightDrop]

lol..ole Fred Thompson....

[RhumanIaffectionP]

lol "it's not my cup of tea."

[grnxlt]

Is Dunlap in jail??? Is that why there is no new videos??

[AmericanCountryPride]

He done got himself drunk ag'in.

[waynefoolx]

gimme another video, plz

[bohab1969]

Eagerly awaiting your next video!

[drslotstein]

Go RON PAUL. HIS IDEAS WON'T BE SUPPRESSED! RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT!

[KenwoodKlown]

AMEN!

[doityourself0]

ew...

[thenormalyears]

lol you must be that one dude that voted for him

[joelkazoo]

lol @ 2:30, so true!

[jx14aby]

Love these guys. Voted for fred thompson. Gotta love it.

[CrocodileAvoider]

Hey, sober up and git 'er done. Let's have an update!

[grnxlt]

where are you guyz????.....i need an update upgrade fix....

[strollinontheriver]

Y'all should do a Valentine's Day episode! :D

You could talk about how much y'all love ol' Fredddd Thompson.

[pluffmudsc]

Wher'd ya' go ??? I kinda' think ya' "jumped the shark" with Jackiesaw anyway. Rest up .. Ya' look like ya' need it..........

[sovietmonkeytaco]

wtf why isnt ron paul mentioned?

[grazon]

Because no sane people are voting for him anymore.

[asdffd]

HaHa! Anyway, come on Red State Update, we need a new episode bad. The wait has been too long. I NEED MY RED STATE UPDATE FIX!

[ParaOrdinanceLimited]

Ron Paul! 2008

[grazon]

2008 is the number of people who still think he has a chance.

[gerontion143]

You guys are hilarious!

[puertoricansuperman]

they are not funny

[crunchymama25]

Wow it's actually true. LOL

[MrDrysdaleOK]

Why am I not surprised by that?

[AmericanCountryPride]

Fat Super Tuesday!

[john102045]

Nice!...Now do one on how voting is a waste of time anyway, since we don't really elect the president.

[clevername333]

live free or diebold.....

[AmericanCountryPride]

"You can say what you want, but democracy is still a miracle" LOL

[clevername333]

There is nothing miraculous about what our ancestors fought and died for. Nothing we have in America was ever given to us freely. And usually it is a small minority that fights for what is right. The rest follow in time, when the cause becomes popular. Also, we do not live in a democracy. The founders did not believe in mob rule. We are in a constitutional republic.

[northwoodsmn]

So funny - hey, when are you going to do something on the "super delegates" / convention nomination process?

[CrocodileAvoider]

Is it just me, or does Obama look like a coffee-colored version of Mad Magazine's Alfred E. Neumann? What me worry?

[Bradford1966]

funny

[iMBBonlyone]

haha ! i knew there was something familiar about obama's appearance! i just couldn't quite put my finger on it!!! it IS alfred e. newman, too true. i do wish obama'd lose the brown/plum lipstick, it's disturbing.

[Wolfgasm0414]

so do you think i have what it takes to make it in music? please comment

[toenail37]

Jakie for prez, Dunlap for vice-pres!!

[THEsuperCourier]

Voting=Taking a $*!t in public!!! Classic!!!!! Love the spoof on complaining vs. participating.  Keep it up, guys!

[traventy]

Hillery, obama = power hungry gun grabbing HOMOS. The two can not even run there own state but want to run the United States I think not DAVER3309. Ya my spelling is not so good but I'm not on welfare, I did graduate, and I've held the same job for over 20 yrs. NY and ILL want hand outs!

[silentgurl23]

wtf

[Orenazt]

These guys are right. Don't vote! Voting encourages the Politicians.

[NiggaTubeDotCom]

Horrible acting.

[FreedomsPatriot]

Voted for Fred?.... why the hell not?

[johnnyoregon]

I love it Dunlap. Drinking a beer! Thats what I'll do on election night! There's only one candidate now. Juan McCain. No point in voting in the primaries. Raise a beer and Salus!

[VicaPota]

On Huck winning Tennessee: "with the tornadoes, you can't blame the for going out and voting for a preacher" LOL!!

[traventy]

You Two are great keep it up. You may want to let the stinking Liberal to stay home instead of voting when the presidental elections occure because that day all welfare recipients have to sigh to get there CHECKS! Also the TWO leading DemocRATs can't even manage there own state, what makes them think they can manage the US. What does ILL and NY have in common? High Unemployment, Highest Highschool drop out rate, Highest unemployment, Highest Crime Rates

[daver3309]

Speaking of High School drop out rates...

"their" is the correct spelling of the third person possessive.

Enjoy your MBA!

[grnxlt]

man the boys are missing alot of good stuff to talk about.....mitt droping out,BILLARY crying last weekend and the Clinton machine running out of money......where is Jackie and Dunlap at???????? LOL

[tammpon]

ahahahah I agree!

peaceouTy!

TAMMpON

[DrBones666]

It's your thang...

do what you wanta do.

I can't tell you..

who to sock it to.

Dunlap you exercise your right to do nothing.... as long as you're a Republican the best thing you can do for your nation is nothing.

[Devin1498]

And if you cast a vote that's worth something its for Hillary Clinton.

[srf2589]

haha this is great stuff. it reminds me of some of my family sittin around and talkin. i wish fred thompson wouldve had more support. he was my favorite choice

[ScopedOUT]

didn't ron paul give up and throw his support behind huckabee?

[Squirelbutt]

Scopedout: "didn't ron paul give up and throw his support behind huckabee"

NOpe he's waiting for everyone to run out of money so he can be seen at last.

[Calliber50]

I still wonder where the hell you two came from. Every damn video is comedic gold! I laughed harder at this than anything I've seen on comedy central all week!

[KenwoodKlown]

Problem with good ol' boys is they get scared of stupid shit. Hell in MN we go swimming when there's a tornado; just put a rock on your towel and take a dip. Shoot.

[RandallFlaggNY]

Oh yah.....

[jwoodswce]

People that don't vote don't count; people who vote for a write-in, or for a candidate that dropped out, do count.

[COGIC100]

scared of the weather so they voted for a preacher.....rotf

[luckymanosteel]

I would like to see you two get in an argument and and settle it out in the ring,.....that would be hilarious

[saberd1]

lol saw u guys on directv

[iMBBonlyone]

Population of Brownsville is 172,437, as PER THE CENSUS, but since it's on the border and a main crossing area, well......

[iMBBonlyone]

i think you just echoed the sentiments of half the people of Florida. In Brownsville Tx, only about 7,000 people voted in the last mayoral election. What does that tell us?

[rebelstang]

Jefferson Davis,08"

SAVE DIXIE:BUILD THE FENCE,WIN THE WAR!

I, wanted FRED TOO.Damm shame!

[8data]

Freds a douche on a losing cause

and so was Davis

douches love each other

douche to douche

such as every redstate douche

[rebelstang]

8data)Howdy: you must be a demon-crat. to bad,for you.

[CrocodileAvoider]

Hey you blue state wussies and light-in-the-loafer liberals, just remember what ol' Hank Williams Jr. sang - "A COUNTRY BOY WILL SURVIVE!"

[mazinani12]

liberism is the way of teh future you can deny it but its true conservatism is dieing, just look at the 'conservatives' runing for president

[VerbotenDingleberry]

Look a little harder. It's cyclic.

From bondage to spiritual faith;

from spiritual faith to great courage;

from courage to liberty;

from liberty to abundance;

from abundance to selfishness;

from selfishness to complacency;

from complacency to apathy;

from apathy to dependency;

from dependency back again to bondage.

[iMBBonlyone]

when the cycle is understood, it is easier to manipulate. now i wish more people would have the courage to get off their asses and speak against and stand up to the MEXICAN government. should they (Mexico) not be accountable for the strife of their own people?

[gallomex13]

wow I guess you don't watch much news 'cause everyday you see marches against the goverment in Mexico. Please same thing happens here Millions have protested the war against Iraq and guess what we are still there so much for standing up. Shut the fuck up.

[nitrohuffer1320]

looks like a poor education & bad spelling is our future also.

[MrDrysdaleOK]

Looks like the spellcheck isn't working. I'd get the YouTube tech geeks on that.

[Broyles86]

Or just use firefox instead of explorer, it has one built into it.

[jetjock64]

Your "flush down the toilet" vote...funny stuff!!

[NanceeLL]

I am going to vote like Jackie! For no one now!!!!

[8data]

red states sux

blue bloods

rule

[VerbotenDingleberry]

All the smart people live there, huh?

[FreakinFresno]

Hitlery vs McCainiac, God Bless America!

[AeroJunkie20]

Don't forget the Obamaganda politics.

[CrocodileAvoider]

Obama is a piss-poor example of a negro, African-American, whatever. He a whitey, honkie, cracker sorta black dude, bro!

[PearlySwan]

You guys crack me up. I'm always looking forward to your vids. But in all seriousness, there isn't much of a difference between the Democrats and Republicans these days. They are basically 2 sides of the same coin.

Google and watch for free on-line:

Aaron Russo's "America: Freedom to Fascism,"

AND

Alex Jones' "Endgame."

[RaceCardTrump]

All niggers will vote Obama. It's the nigger thing to do.

[MightyTiny]

Man am I glad for vocal racists - if anything can bring Obama more votes it's people wanting to piss off you Ku Klux Clan types.

[MightyTiny]

Man this comment system can be annoying... just to avoid confusion, that comment was directed at "RaceCardTrump", not the video.

Jackie and Dunlap are good people, great stuff as always. :)

[maggie1715]

Go Fred!

[easymacncheez]

are these real people or one guy acting like both?

[hahayouarefunny]

I don't know why anyone would say you weren't takin long enough. I'd guess that most people pick their candidates before entering the polling both.

[hahayouarefunny]

Thanks for talking about the tornadoes. So sad.

[hahayouarefunny]

2:11 - 2:13: that's what she said?

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[gmfutube]

Well at least takin a shit in public would have verifiable results.

[boblongstreth2]

if it was really a super tuesday we all would vot at the same time i live in pa how the hell am i going to let my voice be heard the nominations could be over by the time i vote

[jimmyjam9014]

the us isnt really a democracy, but i dont care, but i would like it if they would admit that they arent. dude hilldawg(hillary) should give up she wont be president but if she does she would be crap, id rather have laura bush as americas first woman prez

[Broyles86]

You are correct, we are a Republic, the founding fathers correctly discerned that true Democracies degenerate into mob rule, as the uneducated cretinous masses lumbered from one hastily drawn opinion to another thus generating chaos and oppression of any minorities within said Democracy.

In a Republic the individual rights of all citizens are protected, which is much more to my liking.

[hahayouarefunny]

The US is both a republic (government created by the people) and a democracy. However, it is a representative democracy as opposed to a direct democracy. Representative democracy is shown in the legislative branch, but the judicial branch is designed to protect the rights of individuals and minorities.

[calamaya48]

The Minnesota GOP Caucus was held in the men's room at the airport. Seems that Romney came out ahead.

[eclecticEel]

I also voiced my dissatisfaction by sitting on my couch and drinking a bear!

[wetfett]

yeah. screw voting. screw democracy, ignorant pile of shit, this years vote is. we vote for one ass hole, the nation's gonna go to hell, we vote for another ass hole, the nation still goes to hell. either way, i'm not wasting the time

[catboxcatboxcatbox]

Wetfett, that's really depressing :(

[floydroze]

"It's like taking a $hi† in public" ROFL

[gmfutube]

Not quite,

Diebold can't do anything to change shit.

[revjmike]

Great patter about voting.

I vote early and often myself.

[ftblfntk56]

Republicans messed up ROYALY Tuesday voting for Juan McCain, a liberal pretending to be conservative. The real conservative voice was Romney, but since he is Mormon everyone who would like him, votes for Huckabee because of his religious background, sadly Huckabee is just as liberal as McCain. GOOD JOB for whoever voted McCain, I don't want to see one f***ing complaint when this country is fucked with Obama/McCain/Clinton in the whitehouse.

[Workinman101]

I wrote in HillBilly,, Paula Abdule and Judge Judy... I'm gonna be hurten next week,,, BWAhahahahahahahahaha :-)~

[ansami5]

I voted for Fred....

(early voting, before he dropped.)

Well Done Jackie!!!

[brian493]

You guys are great! Keep it up all the way until November!

Go Obama!

[tableturns77]

i want that apple pie from mcdonalds that shit is yummylicious

[matthighlife]

ron paul,the last hope for america

[julianhpike]

true, but america does not want hope ... it wants "change", aka, the same-old same-old.

[jimmyphack]

HEY Bush brought Change He never said what kind of change..

[julianhpike]

touche ...

[angelicainark]

ron paul is the ONLY "change" for the BETTER!

[bralen24]

Thats not a bad idea! we should replace our voting booths with porta-potties.. You can vote and take a crap at the same time... BRILLIANT!!

[johnhmcnair]

As long as there's a paper trail...

[calamaya48]

as long as i don't meet senator craig in there

[normende]

Thank you boys; I know how you feel!

[gpellis1]

flush down the shitter lmao

[ukrainesergei999]

Ron Paul is still the man!!!

[grazon]

The campaign of Paula and the rag band is over.

[originaldylan]

yeah he did awesome yesterday

[hooah91]

LOL you guys are great

Obama08!

[red05hemi]

I cant get enough of you two! You are the best thing here on the tube. "cant blame `em fer votin' for a preacher" Amen Jackie!

[CrocodileAvoider]

Dumblap's right! Voting don't mean shit. Just look at the past Presidents we have elected since Ron Reagan. Jesus, what a pathetic bunch of losers!

[angelicainark]

Then vote for the next Ron, Ron Paul for president. He was even endorsed by Reagan when he ran for Congress.

[darthrevan6]

"Its like taking a shit in public!" XD

[jgs1122]

Unhappy with the two 'major' parties? Worst thing to do is NOT vote. If everyone who doesn't like the majors still voted for third party candidates, you would see how quick the Repubs and Demos started listening to what people want.

[cloclo902003]

fantastic.

[RogCBrand]

LOL! Jackie is loyal to old Thompson!!!

:P

[RedneckUpdate]

I can't believe Fred Thompson dropped out with such a big support from Jackie. Maybe RSU can send Jackie's painting money to Fred's campaign...get him back in the race! LOL

[SAMEASTHEM]

Top ten!

Hilarious!

[sodie77]

I guess he really doesn't vote, you can't have political party signs or adverts any where near a polling place.

[diggles27]

actually the law is within 25ft of the enterance of the polling location.

[hahayouarefunny]

Diggles is right.

[stlmxc]

if you're 18+ and don't vote, don't call yourself an american. you're not. and don't try complaining about america and say you're gonna move somewhere else. the reality is no one wants you, because you don't possess any worthwhile qualities.

no matter how big the magnetic ribbon you put on your suv is, remember this:

YOU'RE STILL A FUCKING LOSER.

go out and vote. it's really not that hard to do, and it's 9 months till the general election in november. get on it if you haven't already!

[abolof]

the only wasted vote is the one that is not cast!

[mrburns17]

Hillary needs to bring these guys over to the White House when she gets elected!

[AmericanCountryPride]

I dont think THEY would go ANYWHERE with Hillary (oh and she's not going to get elected!)

[zippity739]

it was fat Tuesday here

[CydneywithaC]

I loved how Jackie gets so incensed at Dunlap about voting. Lol.

[micheal34]

What???? Fred Thompson dropped Out!!!!

I should have stayed home drinking To!!!

Big Mystery.

[AmericanCountryPride]

If you want to know how Jackie feels, watch the video Red State Update: Fred Thompson Drops Out

[micheal34]

I saw it... I was just kidding.

Big Mystery.

[abgtwn]

Dunlap is hot...smart too.

[moonlightiguana]

You shouldn't have to vote if you don't want to. It's a free country, and by exercising your right not to vote, you help keep it that way!

[asdffd]

RIGHT ON! Little Tubby Dunlap makes some good points. "Not my cup o' tea." LOL!

[RoninDave]

Another great one, fellas! Love that comparing a non-vote vs a vote for Thompson! LOL!

[blackturtleus]

We vote at the local Senior Center. I was the only person in there except for the people working there. You guys might live in a rural setting... but I live in a severely rural town!

[AmericanCountryPride]

I voted too. I voted for Fred Thompson also. (Hey, his name WAS on the ballot.)

But Dunlap you're right. I can't stand all those people telling you who you should vote for. The annoy the hell out of me!

[AuroraKismet]

Another great one,fellows.

[thomasmccom]

This is the best Red State Update, ever!

I LMAO most of the way through it.

[Bubba186]

It's amazing how many dumbasses wasted their votes on people that have dropped out of the race...

[giddeanx]

Just think of the all the people with absentee Rudi ballots out there.

[SirChadwic]

Thanks for not voting you guys. It just makes us Demo's stronger!!! Woot Woot! :) YOu guys are funny as hell!!

[hahayouarefunny]

Jackie voted.

[kailynleto]

"like taking a shit in public" ROFL

[GSONCBEARDAVID]

And that pretty much sums it up. In a nutshell. That's our voting majority. yeehaw. God Bless America. :)

[judge2020]

Dunlap,you are right. Sometimes a good shit is better than voting but then again I also think Jackie was right to vote for Fred Thompson. If I had of voted I would have voted for Fred too because the rest of the goddammed pack is all just the great big pile of shit you were talking about taking.

[wtfoof]

Canadians can't vote Here!!!

[judge2020]

dual citizen.

[wtfoof]

You must have been born here nad then move to Canada. Otherwise you should have renounced "all other "alliances"!

[judge2020]

thats me. just a paper canadian. still americam by birth.