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Oh my God. This video just made me realize the movie "Wall-E" was right!
(For those who never seen it, the future human race are so fat and lazy, they spend all day in floating wheelchairs that dispense their food and take care of their bowel movements. They can't even walk on their own two feet.)
Yeah, everyone born after 1991 is completely fucked. Good luck trying not to drown in what's left of the planet Earth!
I blame McDonald and ugly/stupid people fucking. Hell, in the major American city I live in, the only non-ugly and stupid motherfucker you'll ever see are the college chicks from out fo state who never leave campus cause they're worried about getting raped or shot.
Yup. The standards are now "disease free" and "able to fit through a doorway."
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@FreeFromWar It appears as though u have like a hotline 2 "god" the way you enlighten us all. Now tell me where in the bible it states i cant live an honest life and not go to hell?
@wakeIess you don't have to. I hope you came to youtube to watch some videos, not to read top comments and read top comments replies and repliers etc.
@FortyFive456 ROFL? i hope you don't come to youtube to reply to joke comments and see how many internets you can win. gtfo, you're not funny and you need a life.
"...the only segment not affected by the current dating woes are the mega-hot, who continue to have amazingly satisfying sex with one another any time they please." ha ha.
hmm.. why are people ganging up on religious extremists? i understand your frustration of dealing with people who hold the exact opposite beliefs from you, but everyone is entitled to their own opinion. we must be resilient to different opinions and beliefs, rather than threaten them, so as not to become the very people we accuse and hate!
I don't know if the "crypt keeper looking" female anchor would be "dateable" to begin with. This might be a spoof, and that's probably why they throw a 55++ year old on here instead of a hot 20 something like foxnews would though..
It's about time the feds stepped up and did this. WAY too many people (both hot and ugly) only want to date the hottest these days, leaving the remaining 99% of us in no demand at all =)
It's funny how some of you dumbfucks give this guy geniusjas87 shit for believing in something that's written and is nonsense, while you're doing the exact same thing with his posts. Morons. lolz
@soad470ify The Bible also says if you deny Jesus, you will burn in hell for all eternity regardless of how good a person you are or whatever you do. God will never listen to you. You should listen to him or he will torture you without mercy for rejecting him. Because he gave you clear instructions and you didn't follow it. Even though there is no evidence for God, you must follow his book and have FAITH! If you repent now you can start over. Don't be a lost soul, let God enter inside you!
@FreeFromWar OOOOOO god is watching us!! OoooO, so scary, a fake nonexsiting space djinni is watching me. OOOOooOoOOOooooOOoooO. I'ma shakin in mah boots ah am. Yeehaw all praise zee lord, or he shall smite thee, with his all powerful smite attack. Smite smite smite.
@FreeFromWar Yes. When they believe in something that is completely unprovable, then yes. People believe a lot of things when their parents tell them that they need to or they are going to hell. Fear is a great motivator. The churches have had thousands of years to work on their story. They need to to make that money. One should only believe in something which is provable, or at least makes a little sense. God doesn't on any level.
@wicketts16 No, he is a loving and merciful God. But he is also a just God. He will judge you only if you don't follow him or worship and don't follow his every instruction, then he will burn you in hell for all eternity forever and ever. But if you listen to him, he will reward you with heaven. Isn't God great? He loves us so much.
@FreeFromWar Being "merciful" and "just" are contradiction. To whom is he merciful? Mercy isn't necessary in the case of a faithful Christian. But the way you are saying it is that he is "just" to those who "deserve" it, therefore being merciful to no one.
@wicketts16 He is merciful because if you rape, murder, torture, beat someone or drink, gamble, steal etc. he will forgive you if you follow the Christian way and accept God, worship him and repent. But he hates those who doesn't worship him and is not Christian and specially Atheists who reject God. Even if they help millions of people and live a selfless life but not accept God, for them he created hell and he will torture those people for all eternity. Accept God & repent. He will forgive you
@wicketts16 He can be whatever he wants. He is God. If he orders you to worship him, you do it. Do you want to spend eternity in hell? Fear God and repent.
@FreeFromWar They say that fearing God is just as bad as not believing. You don't know the kind of life I have lived, the only way hell can be worse then the life I live is through physical pain. Why should I be scared of physical pain when the only physical thing I have (my body) will be left rotting in the ground when I die.
@Mcheetah troll-debate? WTF are you talking about? I'm making people fear God. You atheists... You don't know what you're doing. God will shove a giant fork up your ass when you're dead. There's still time, repent.
@FreeFromWar I was once told that The Great Ball-Point Pen will poke my eyes out while I sleep and I will spend all of eternity wandering aimlessly in a place called "The Inkwell" if I don't worship it and do everything it says but if I obey it will fulfill all of my wildest desires when I eventually die. The man that told me this had it all written down in a notebook so it must be true. I have FAITH in the Almighty Ball-Point Pen! Bow to it's incredible might, infidel, lest ye be blinded!
@Firemerlin86 Obviously that guy made up the story... How stupid do you have to be to believe something that was written in a notebook? Almighty Ball-Point Pen... lol what a joke. I'm sorry but I find your beliefs really funny. The only true God is Yahweh. Respect him and accept Jesus or prepare to burn in hellfire. Peace.
@FreeFromWar Mmmm... that reply is deliciously ironic =)
I suppose there's no point in brutally refuting all of your beliefs. You seem to be an example of some form of the Dunning-Kruger effect and thus any argument, no matter how significant and irrefutable, just won't make it through your thick skull.
I do love messing with fanatics though... thank you for the brief bit of entertainment ^_^ <3
@Firemerlin86 MY "thick skull"? Seriously? Who is the idiot who believes in something a guy wrote God knows when, maybe he was drunk or something and you're so gullible enough to believe it. I'm sorry that I don't believe in your ridiculous ball-point pen stupidity... I just feel bad for you. Read the Bible it has all answers. God is very loving and forgiving. Don't make him angry by ignoring him. Hell is a very bad place, he doesn't want to put you there but if you don't worship him, he will.
@FreeFromWar Seriously? Who is the idiot who believes in something a guy wrote who knows when maybe he was drunk or something and you're so gullible enough to believe it. I'm sorry that I don't believe in your ridiculous God stupidity. I just feel bad for you. Read the Ball-Point Pen's Notebook it has all answers. The Pen is very loving and forgiving. Don't make him angry by ignoring him. The Inkwell is a very bad place, he doesn't want to put you there but if you don't worship him, he will >.>
@Firemerlin86 You are a lost soul. How do you explain where you came from. Do you really believe you came from a monkey? If the big bang were true how come dogs don't give birth to cats? If evolution were trur an explosion in the junk yard could create an airplane.
@FreeFromWar I know I said I wasn't going to argue... but I just can't help myself! Fanatics are so much fun =D
Ok... First of all, I didn't come from a monkey. Baby monkeys come from monkeys. I was birthed by my (human) mother. Species pass on their unique genetic code to their offspring (which explains why dogs make dogs <.<)
Keep perspective. The big bang involved all the matter in the universe. It can't be compared to a miniscule junkyard explosion on a tiny little insignificant planet.
@Firemerlin86 You atheists just reject God because you want to sin. Shame on you. When you die and stand before God, you will wish you weren't dead. Repent
"You atheists just reject God because you want to sin."
A bunch or respect to you, but I have to say this statement doesn't make sense to me.The idea of a person WANTING to sin is kind of sketchy to me. Nobody wants to do bad for the sake of doing bad.They want to do bad because they want to do it because it feels good, if you understand me right.
Unless what you mean is that they WANT to accept God, but choose not to in order to sin instead.So, what if they have no interest in God?
@Nuclemaniac You don't know what you're talking about. That's satan talking. If people didn't believe in God they would go around raping, murdering, stealing, fighting, destroying things, and acting like animals. People don't have morals build into them. It's absurd. People learn morals from the Bible, not from other people or society. People behave because they fear God, not to live peacefully. You don't see Christians running around killing people. Atheists do that.
@FreeFromWar "If people didn't believe in God they would go around raping, murdering, stealing, fighting, destroying things, and acting like animals. " That's why Buddhists are the most violent people in the world.
@scythian0528 Yeah. And so are the Atheists. You're beginning to understand. People who believe in a God are better than people who don't. I knew you would come around. Now go buy a Bible and beg God for forgiveness. And stay away from Atheists and faggots. They're of the devil.
@FreeFromWar Yep that's obviously right. Since I'm an atheist, I am the devil. Me being an atheist means I don't believe in myself. I'm so depressed and do nothing because I know I'm not real. Just one thing though, I had no idea that to prove yourself in god's eyes your supposed to think you're better than thy neighbor, what an interesting religion you have. I wish my Christian friends were as close minded as you. So here's to you, you prick!
@HamsterRecon1 "your supposed to think you're better than thy neighbor" only if the neighbor is atheist, fag, or non-christian. If you're not a Christian I don't want to hear what you have to say.The bible says
You must kill those who worship another god. Exodus 22:20
Kill everyone who has religious views that are different than your own. Deuteronomy 17:2-7
Kill anyone who refuses to listen to a priest. Deuteronomy 17:12-13
You're lucky we still let you live. Repent now fool.
@FreeFromWar So what you're saying is we should go and murder around 50%+ the world's population? Well thats pretty f***ed up right there and is exactly the reason I don't want to be a christian thanks for erasing any thought I ever had of converting back. No, actually I'm lucky most people have some common sense and realize being just like Hitler is not a good idea. Oh and btw this video is a comedy on the national dating standards being lowered and doesn't have anything to do with religion.
@HamsterRecon1 "you're saying is we should go and murder around 50%+ the world's population?" Yes, God allows us to do that, but those who don't worship the Christian God should be thankful to us because we have the right to kill them but we're nice enough to let them live. Why can't you worship God? Do you want him to burn you in hell forever? Repent. Fool.
@StupidSmileyMovies Not when it comes to religion. I want more people to go to heaven. This life is useless. We're just here to worship God and that's what we should be doing. He doesn't care if you're a murderer, rapist or a thief, if you repent and follow his commands you can go to heaven. But if you don't believe him, he will fry your ass and have you for breakfast.
@Mcheetah Yeah you're right... fail sarcasm v_v I guess I'm just so sarcastic irl that I tend to type that way too >.<
And I'm not intentionally "trolling" though I suppose it could be viewed that way. I just find some people that comment on youtube videos to be highly amusing. Whether they be religious fanatics or trying to piss people off through the safety of the internet, they provide some interesting psychological issues for me to analyze.
I think outdated is a perfect term. The one thing that stands out to me when I read it, is that it was obviously written completely by a man, not dictated through God. No one questioned slavery then, therefore God says it's OK. No one knew where moonlight came from, so it says "God made two lights in the sky, one for day, and one for night." Newer translations try to gloss over these things, in order to make it seem like less of a fraud, but how can you believe in it and change what it says?
@soad470ify Exodus 21:1-4, Deuteronomy 15:12-18, Exodus 21:7, Exodus 21:20-21, Exodus 21:26-27, Leviticus 25:44, Leviticus 25:48-53. Watch who you're calling a moron. You certainly haven't read the Bible yourself. You're not a true Christian. Read the Bible and repent. God doesn't like ignorant Christians like you. Read the Bible and repent. Don't let satan stop you from reading the Bible. May God bless you, lost one!
@soad470ify It doesn't say that, but it does say slavery is ok. But if only you want to do it. God doesn't force you to keep slaves, he just says it's ok to keep them.
Holy hell, you guys are a bunch of faggot children. As in damn near everyone who's commented here. You shouldn't be here, go find some Dora the Explorer videos or something. If any of you are older than 14, you have just no excuse for yourselves.
"Cripples, half-wits, Irish declared suitable for marriage" XD
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marjeventuresllc 1 week ago
Well it worked when the Pentagon did it.
TheMagmagoblin 1 week ago
at least this does not affect me.
Gorgoj 1 week ago
Fatties and uggers! :D haah!!
savioblanc 2 weeks ago
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PeterYohansen 2 weeks ago
now i have to find the comment that wakeless is referring to and wheelah23's comment. jesus christ
TheKandiMaker 2 weeks ago 3
Why do comments that mention top comments become top comments?
DoubleAssClown 3 weeks ago 4
Aw, I'm a little disappointed that that went for physical attributes instead of personality traits.
Jcolinsol 4 weeks ago
This is freaking funny!
torresj702 1 month ago
Is there a Federal Asshole Agency too?
hulliscorrupt 1 month ago
@hulliscorrupt yes there is but they are full of shit.
scriptycoder 2 weeks ago 2
Cripples ,Half Wits ,Irish Declared suitable for marriage !
Chansulus 1 month ago 7
I am Irish and offended
MegaBlueZOMBIE 1 month ago
BTW people I know how you are this news is fake, don't chop off your hand.
MutimirRX 2 months ago in playlist Onion News Best
First time I heard this intro, probably the best one
Wutwut1n1 2 months ago
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The1211deep 2 months ago
we need to fight for the rights of the ugly/irish
kiel108 3 months ago
In unrelated news, sales of KFC's "Double-Down" sandwich and deep-fried Oreos have increased five-fold.
ohjawillkommen 5 months ago
I've got issues. I keep watching the girl in the black shorts on the right @ 0:56
but seriously, she could ride me like a rodeo horse.
b0010100b 5 months ago in playlist More videos from TheOnion
Woo hoo! Now I can get my dick sucked! Yay!
eggiex1 5 months ago
Oh how I wish this were true.....
gorillaman2000 7 months ago
hahaha "A tomahawk of honesty in the skull of lies"... gets me every time XD
IcyScythe 7 months ago 19
Read the newspaper carefully.
giantblue 7 months ago
Haha, "Cripples, half-wits and Irish declared suitable for dating". Proud day for me to be Irish!
FionnNaSligeach 8 months ago 9
Brooke Alvarez is hot.
elr456 8 months ago
in the video it's the Federal Dating Agency but in the description it's National Dating Agency
NHLextra5117 8 months ago
@NHLextra5117 u don't think they are the same?
NoqIk 8 months ago
Now it all makes sense! The FDA is actually the Federal Dating Agency! Finally, an effective use of tax dollars.
14bj337 8 months ago
LoL @ "Cripples, Half-Wits, Irish, Now suitable for marriage"
MechaArnzilla 8 months ago
@MechaArnzilla Yeah so funny. I'm Irish and i laughed at that.
Experiment121 8 months ago
Oh my God. This video just made me realize the movie "Wall-E" was right!
(For those who never seen it, the future human race are so fat and lazy, they spend all day in floating wheelchairs that dispense their food and take care of their bowel movements. They can't even walk on their own two feet.)
Yeah, everyone born after 1991 is completely fucked. Good luck trying not to drown in what's left of the planet Earth!
Mcheetah 8 months ago
I blame McDonald and ugly/stupid people fucking. Hell, in the major American city I live in, the only non-ugly and stupid motherfucker you'll ever see are the college chicks from out fo state who never leave campus cause they're worried about getting raped or shot.
Yup. The standards are now "disease free" and "able to fit through a doorway."
Mcheetah 8 months ago
Half-wits cripples and irish! Hahahaha
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Beckalb95 8 months ago
How did this become an argument....about religion?
megamantwelve 8 months ago 4
@megamantwelve everything can be made an argument about religion!
Catandthespoon 8 months ago
Doesn't Tucker Hope resemble Jeff Tate?
landline00 8 months ago
@vdubs4life1964 - Yes, it's deflated in value dramatically for a while now, but most women haven't made the mental adjustment as such. They still believe they are "special" and worth more than they are. Some myths are hard to break, but when they do, they shatter...
dink65 8 months ago
"You told me again you preferred handsome men / but for me you would make an exception."
-'Chelsea Hotel', Leonard Cohen
dreamingpixles 8 months ago
dating for 3 years & not sleeping together ever,not even once.how s that for lowered standards,andrew?
lorelei1992 8 months ago
nexT 'theY' wiLL raiSe the DebT LimiT!
ObDaDa 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar better be the best troll ever, or he's going to get pretty dissappointed later in life and the un-life.
tamagosi 8 months ago
Take that EX WIFE!
krunkaintdead69 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar It appears as though u have like a hotline 2 "god" the way you enlighten us all. Now tell me where in the bible it states i cant live an honest life and not go to hell?
Thats right. GTFO god fanboy
ChipsAhoyCA 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar I know something about you...
jpb318 8 months ago
now i have to find wheelah23's comment. jesus christ.
wakeIess 8 months ago 51
@wakeIess you don't have to. I hope you came to youtube to watch some videos, not to read top comments and read top comments replies and repliers etc.
FortyFive456 8 months ago
@FortyFive456 ROFL? i hope you don't come to youtube to reply to joke comments and see how many internets you can win. gtfo, you're not funny and you need a life.
wakeIess 8 months ago
@wakeIess yeah I wanna win many internets and be funny just for you, thats my goal
FortyFive456 8 months ago
@wakeIess Ctrl + F
tauwilltriumph 8 months ago
@wakeIess click "see all" to show all the comments then press ctrl + F then type in his name
learber 8 months ago
@wakeIess try ctrl+f
MultiOllop 4 weeks ago
@wakeIess You're even worse.
DoubleAssClown 3 weeks ago
"...the only segment not affected by the current dating woes are the mega-hot, who continue to have amazingly satisfying sex with one another any time they please." ha ha.
JoshwithaJ 8 months ago
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PpsychoJOhnny 8 months ago
You fools! My comment has disappeared!
Wheelah23 8 months ago
Please be aware that women who say "like" every other word are still very undateable.
SubconsciousGatherer 8 months ago
hmm.. why are people ganging up on religious extremists? i understand your frustration of dealing with people who hold the exact opposite beliefs from you, but everyone is entitled to their own opinion. we must be resilient to different opinions and beliefs, rather than threaten them, so as not to become the very people we accuse and hate!
xXxhybridmeteoraxXx 8 months ago
I suppose that explains dating sites like doggingdirect
dominodating 8 months ago 31
@dominodating hey, I met my wives on there!
hulliscorrupt 1 month ago
I suppose that explains dating sites like doggingdirect
dominodating 8 months ago
Oh good.. Now I have a chance.... or not? More than likely not. cough cough.. lol
clayguy1 8 months ago
lol, "Cripples, Half-wits and Irish suitable for dating", again lol
TheHomelessCripple 8 months ago 5
@Wheelah23 Aw... Your comment is gone.
Savaniel 8 months ago
Ohh..double tap to zoom gesture LOL!
concubinage 8 months ago
I approve of the top rated comments.
Wheelah23 8 months ago
@Wheelah23 I concur.
Savaniel 8 months ago
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Wheelah23 8 months ago
A tomahawk of honesty in the skull of lies.
Lies was just humiliated.
101stAirbornefilms 8 months ago
Whoah! Top comment irony.
I just fead the fire.
superz62 8 months ago
don't feed the troll 6_6
missmcpirate 8 months ago
Mega Hots UNITE!
shaneighne 8 months ago
Funniest Onion YET!! LOVE IT!
brendaleebolts 8 months ago
I don't know if the "crypt keeper looking" female anchor would be "dateable" to begin with. This might be a spoof, and that's probably why they throw a 55++ year old on here instead of a hot 20 something like foxnews would though..
zellmer 8 months ago
HAHAHA, "cripples, half-wits, Irish declared suitable for marriage"
john34841 8 months ago
This is the Onion News Network - A tomahawk of honesty in the skull of lies
megwego 8 months ago 61
@megwego You re-killed it. Congratulations.
Savaniel 8 months ago
A tomahawk of honesty in the skull of lies LOL
sleepyflip 8 months ago 6
It's about time the feds stepped up and did this. WAY too many people (both hot and ugly) only want to date the hottest these days, leaving the remaining 99% of us in no demand at all =)
ZhangtheGreat 8 months ago 3
40 fatties and ugo's didn't like this.
Cheyemos 8 months ago
...............lolz
aznracer1 8 months ago
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It's funny how some of you dumbfucks give this guy geniusjas87 shit for believing in something that's written and is nonsense, while you're doing the exact same thing with his posts. Morons. lolz
furiousz555 8 months ago
"...tomahawk of honesty in the skull of lies."
Indisputably the best quote ever.
ChiaKaCheng 8 months ago 8
@soad470ify The Bible also says if you deny Jesus, you will burn in hell for all eternity regardless of how good a person you are or whatever you do. God will never listen to you. You should listen to him or he will torture you without mercy for rejecting him. Because he gave you clear instructions and you didn't follow it. Even though there is no evidence for God, you must follow his book and have FAITH! If you repent now you can start over. Don't be a lost soul, let God enter inside you!
FreeFromWar 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar and what the hell does that have to do with this video? Absolutely nothing. Take your proselytizing elsewhere.
panther0567 8 months ago
@panther0567 Hey shut up. I'm talking about God. He will rape you in hell. Dumbass.
FreeFromWar 8 months ago
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panther0567 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar Oh nvm, you're a poe.
panther0567 8 months ago
@panther0567 Repent blasphemer. God is watching you. He will burn you and your family after you die.
FreeFromWar 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar hahahahahahahahaha
Bongwyre2112 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar OOOOOO god is watching us!! OoooO, so scary, a fake nonexsiting space djinni is watching me. OOOOooOoOOOooooOOoooO. I'ma shakin in mah boots ah am. Yeehaw all praise zee lord, or he shall smite thee, with his all powerful smite attack. Smite smite smite.
Bongwyre2112 8 months ago
@Bongwyre2112 Majority of the world believe in a God. You think they're all wron?. Atheists are stupid. God is awesome and he will burn you. Fool.
FreeFromWar 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar Oh yeah, because the majority is ALWAYS right. <-sarcasm.
Bongwyre2112 8 months ago
@Bongwyre2112 "majority is ALWAYS right" duhhh you think all those people who believe God are just victims of indoctrination? think...
FreeFromWar 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar Yes. When they believe in something that is completely unprovable, then yes. People believe a lot of things when their parents tell them that they need to or they are going to hell. Fear is a great motivator. The churches have had thousands of years to work on their story. They need to to make that money. One should only believe in something which is provable, or at least makes a little sense. God doesn't on any level.
Bongwyre2112 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar Huh, sounds like you God is an awfully unforgiving God.
wicketts16 8 months ago
@wicketts16 No, he is a loving and merciful God. But he is also a just God. He will judge you only if you don't follow him or worship and don't follow his every instruction, then he will burn you in hell for all eternity forever and ever. But if you listen to him, he will reward you with heaven. Isn't God great? He loves us so much.
FreeFromWar 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar Being "merciful" and "just" are contradiction. To whom is he merciful? Mercy isn't necessary in the case of a faithful Christian. But the way you are saying it is that he is "just" to those who "deserve" it, therefore being merciful to no one.
wicketts16 8 months ago
@wicketts16 He is merciful because if you rape, murder, torture, beat someone or drink, gamble, steal etc. he will forgive you if you follow the Christian way and accept God, worship him and repent. But he hates those who doesn't worship him and is not Christian and specially Atheists who reject God. Even if they help millions of people and live a selfless life but not accept God, for them he created hell and he will torture those people for all eternity. Accept God & repent. He will forgive you
FreeFromWar 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar Oh so he is self righteous.
wicketts16 8 months ago
@wicketts16 He can be whatever he wants. He is God. If he orders you to worship him, you do it. Do you want to spend eternity in hell? Fear God and repent.
FreeFromWar 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar They say that fearing God is just as bad as not believing. You don't know the kind of life I have lived, the only way hell can be worse then the life I live is through physical pain. Why should I be scared of physical pain when the only physical thing I have (my body) will be left rotting in the ground when I die.
wicketts16 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar
Apparently, geniusjas87 has a second YouTube account and it's you. How the fuck did this turn into an obvious troll-debate on religion, anyway?
Mcheetah 8 months ago
@Mcheetah troll-debate? WTF are you talking about? I'm making people fear God. You atheists... You don't know what you're doing. God will shove a giant fork up your ass when you're dead. There's still time, repent.
FreeFromWar 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar I was once told that The Great Ball-Point Pen will poke my eyes out while I sleep and I will spend all of eternity wandering aimlessly in a place called "The Inkwell" if I don't worship it and do everything it says but if I obey it will fulfill all of my wildest desires when I eventually die. The man that told me this had it all written down in a notebook so it must be true. I have FAITH in the Almighty Ball-Point Pen! Bow to it's incredible might, infidel, lest ye be blinded!
Firemerlin86 8 months ago
@Firemerlin86 Obviously that guy made up the story... How stupid do you have to be to believe something that was written in a notebook? Almighty Ball-Point Pen... lol what a joke. I'm sorry but I find your beliefs really funny. The only true God is Yahweh. Respect him and accept Jesus or prepare to burn in hellfire. Peace.
FreeFromWar 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar Mmmm... that reply is deliciously ironic =)
I suppose there's no point in brutally refuting all of your beliefs. You seem to be an example of some form of the Dunning-Kruger effect and thus any argument, no matter how significant and irrefutable, just won't make it through your thick skull.
I do love messing with fanatics though... thank you for the brief bit of entertainment ^_^ <3
Firemerlin86 8 months ago
@Firemerlin86 MY "thick skull"? Seriously? Who is the idiot who believes in something a guy wrote God knows when, maybe he was drunk or something and you're so gullible enough to believe it. I'm sorry that I don't believe in your ridiculous ball-point pen stupidity... I just feel bad for you. Read the Bible it has all answers. God is very loving and forgiving. Don't make him angry by ignoring him. Hell is a very bad place, he doesn't want to put you there but if you don't worship him, he will.
FreeFromWar 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar Seriously? Who is the idiot who believes in something a guy wrote who knows when maybe he was drunk or something and you're so gullible enough to believe it. I'm sorry that I don't believe in your ridiculous God stupidity. I just feel bad for you. Read the Ball-Point Pen's Notebook it has all answers. The Pen is very loving and forgiving. Don't make him angry by ignoring him. The Inkwell is a very bad place, he doesn't want to put you there but if you don't worship him, he will >.>
Firemerlin86 8 months ago
@Firemerlin86 You are a lost soul. How do you explain where you came from. Do you really believe you came from a monkey? If the big bang were true how come dogs don't give birth to cats? If evolution were trur an explosion in the junk yard could create an airplane.
FreeFromWar 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar I know I said I wasn't going to argue... but I just can't help myself! Fanatics are so much fun =D
Ok... First of all, I didn't come from a monkey. Baby monkeys come from monkeys. I was birthed by my (human) mother. Species pass on their unique genetic code to their offspring (which explains why dogs make dogs <.<)
Keep perspective. The big bang involved all the matter in the universe. It can't be compared to a miniscule junkyard explosion on a tiny little insignificant planet.
Firemerlin86 8 months ago
@Firemerlin86 You atheists just reject God because you want to sin. Shame on you. When you die and stand before God, you will wish you weren't dead. Repent
FreeFromWar 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar
Yes of course that's exactly it. HAIL SATAN 666.
ryanDV87 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar
"You atheists just reject God because you want to sin."
A bunch or respect to you, but I have to say this statement doesn't make sense to me.The idea of a person WANTING to sin is kind of sketchy to me. Nobody wants to do bad for the sake of doing bad.They want to do bad because they want to do it because it feels good, if you understand me right.
Unless what you mean is that they WANT to accept God, but choose not to in order to sin instead.So, what if they have no interest in God?
Nuclemaniac 8 months ago
@Nuclemaniac You don't know what you're talking about. That's satan talking. If people didn't believe in God they would go around raping, murdering, stealing, fighting, destroying things, and acting like animals. People don't have morals build into them. It's absurd. People learn morals from the Bible, not from other people or society. People behave because they fear God, not to live peacefully. You don't see Christians running around killing people. Atheists do that.
FreeFromWar 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar "If people didn't believe in God they would go around raping, murdering, stealing, fighting, destroying things, and acting like animals. " That's why Buddhists are the most violent people in the world.
scythian0528 8 months ago 3
@scythian0528 Yeah. And so are the Atheists. You're beginning to understand. People who believe in a God are better than people who don't. I knew you would come around. Now go buy a Bible and beg God for forgiveness. And stay away from Atheists and faggots. They're of the devil.
FreeFromWar 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar Is this a serious comment?
gunzzorr 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar Yep that's obviously right. Since I'm an atheist, I am the devil. Me being an atheist means I don't believe in myself. I'm so depressed and do nothing because I know I'm not real. Just one thing though, I had no idea that to prove yourself in god's eyes your supposed to think you're better than thy neighbor, what an interesting religion you have. I wish my Christian friends were as close minded as you. So here's to you, you prick!
HamsterRecon1 8 months ago
@HamsterRecon1 "your supposed to think you're better than thy neighbor" only if the neighbor is atheist, fag, or non-christian. If you're not a Christian I don't want to hear what you have to say.The bible says
You must kill those who worship another god. Exodus 22:20
Kill everyone who has religious views that are different than your own. Deuteronomy 17:2-7
Kill anyone who refuses to listen to a priest. Deuteronomy 17:12-13
You're lucky we still let you live. Repent now fool.
FreeFromWar 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar So what you're saying is we should go and murder around 50%+ the world's population? Well thats pretty f***ed up right there and is exactly the reason I don't want to be a christian thanks for erasing any thought I ever had of converting back. No, actually I'm lucky most people have some common sense and realize being just like Hitler is not a good idea. Oh and btw this video is a comedy on the national dating standards being lowered and doesn't have anything to do with religion.
HamsterRecon1 8 months ago
@HamsterRecon1 "you're saying is we should go and murder around 50%+ the world's population?" Yes, God allows us to do that, but those who don't worship the Christian God should be thankful to us because we have the right to kill them but we're nice enough to let them live. Why can't you worship God? Do you want him to burn you in hell forever? Repent. Fool.
FreeFromWar 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar Troll harder man, I don't think your genocidal religious fanatic persona is crazy enough.
DispariScuro 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar aren't you tolerant of diversity.
StupidSmileyMovies 8 months ago
@StupidSmileyMovies Not when it comes to religion. I want more people to go to heaven. This life is useless. We're just here to worship God and that's what we should be doing. He doesn't care if you're a murderer, rapist or a thief, if you repent and follow his commands you can go to heaven. But if you don't believe him, he will fry your ass and have you for breakfast.
FreeFromWar 8 months ago 2
@FreeFromWar OMNOMNOM
StupidSmileyMovies 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar That was my first comment to you. I admire the troll dedication you have though.
scythian0528 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar We don't come from monkeys, have you even studied modern biology/science at all.
HamsterRecon1 8 months ago
@Firemerlin86
Dude, you DO know what a Troll is, right? If not, you should google the definition of one right now. This guy/geniusjae-whatever is TROLLING you.
Mcheetah 8 months ago
@Mcheetah Thank you soooooo much for clearing that up for me. I NEVER would have known that had you not shown me your superior observation skills o.o
You're so smart ^_^
Firemerlin86 8 months ago
@Firemerlin86
You do know sarcasm doesn't really work over the internet, right? So I'll just take that to be a genuine compliment! ;)
Also, if you were so aware, then why would you get so riled up and reply so much? Unless you're trolling too...?
Mcheetah 8 months ago
@Mcheetah Yeah you're right... fail sarcasm v_v I guess I'm just so sarcastic irl that I tend to type that way too >.<
And I'm not intentionally "trolling" though I suppose it could be viewed that way. I just find some people that comment on youtube videos to be highly amusing. Whether they be religious fanatics or trying to piss people off through the safety of the internet, they provide some interesting psychological issues for me to analyze.
I often worry about the future of our species =\
Firemerlin86 8 months ago
I think outdated is a perfect term. The one thing that stands out to me when I read it, is that it was obviously written completely by a man, not dictated through God. No one questioned slavery then, therefore God says it's OK. No one knew where moonlight came from, so it says "God made two lights in the sky, one for day, and one for night." Newer translations try to gloss over these things, in order to make it seem like less of a fraud, but how can you believe in it and change what it says?
Waidesama 8 months ago
Too may people are undateable. Thats funny.
paultheuglydog 8 months ago
@soad470ify Exodus 21:1-4, Deuteronomy 15:12-18, Exodus 21:7, Exodus 21:20-21, Exodus 21:26-27, Leviticus 25:44, Leviticus 25:48-53. Watch who you're calling a moron. You certainly haven't read the Bible yourself. You're not a true Christian. Read the Bible and repent. God doesn't like ignorant Christians like you. Read the Bible and repent. Don't let satan stop you from reading the Bible. May God bless you, lost one!
FreeFromWar 8 months ago
@FreeFromWar I <3 Satan. :D
Mewkip 8 months ago 3
@soad470ify It doesn't say that, but it does say slavery is ok. But if only you want to do it. God doesn't force you to keep slaves, he just says it's ok to keep them.
FreeFromWar 8 months ago
Time for a date for me!! Yeah!
MtraMarianelaMarrero 8 months ago
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FreeFromWar 8 months ago
In a couple years, this will be a real news report if we don't reign in big government!
zeppelin2224 8 months ago
ha, ugly people.
nickidtube 8 months ago
The only thing God says to you when he speaks to you is "Get a job, and quit taking it up the corn hole.".
Waidesama 8 months ago
God you are all so stupid. I can't click on one video of the Onion without inane Jesushuggers and smug atheist pricks.
Stop the fucking presses you ahve a different opinion.
1andonlyWojjan 8 months ago
@1andonlyWojjan i fucking know right? God, high five.
Mossgate97 8 months ago
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@Wheelah23 And my life will only be complete once your comment talking about top rated comments becomes the top rated comment
pbode24 8 months ago
@Wheelah23 And my life will only be complete once your comment talking about top rated comments becomes the top rated comment
pbode24 8 months ago
For once... the top rated comment is a reply to another top rated comment. My life is complete!
Wheelah23 8 months ago 83
@Wheelah23 YOU JUST RUINED IT. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
:P
DualShooter 8 months ago 2
@Wheelah23 and you just fucked it up lol the irony
ivegotamnesia 8 months ago
@Wheelah23 And then you ruined it...
Savaniel 8 months ago 62
@Savaniel and then u fixed it!
steezmonster805 8 months ago 3
@Savaniel But you saved the day.
wasdare32 8 months ago
@Savaniel or did he?
tommygun010 8 months ago
@Savaniel the you ruined it again just like I ruined the number of comments from being 666 to 667.
TheObliviousPreacher 8 months ago 2
@TheObliviousPreacher
You mean he unruined it.
TomatoBreadOrgasm 8 months ago
@TomatoBreadOrgasm Oh yeah I guess he did wasn't thinking about it.
TheObliviousPreacher 8 months ago
@TheObliviousPreacher
Oh god it's been ruined again! It's re-ruined! Ruination!
TomatoBreadOrgasm 8 months ago
@TomatoBreadOrgasm Obamanation!
TheObliviousPreacher 8 months ago
@TheObliviousPreacher No that's Obamamation...maybe it's... O'crap... or is it... O'no.. mmmm
clayguy1 8 months ago
@Wheelah23 u ruined it -_-
austinmarques15 8 months ago
@Wheelah23 VOTE THIS UP SO IT CAN HAPPEN AGAIN
Sawstinker 8 months ago
@Wheelah23 not anymore :((( waahahahahahhahahahahaha
uoeahtns 8 months ago
@Wheelah23 not anymore
sportssox10 8 months ago
haha i get it Federal Dating Agency or FDA
15725867905 8 months ago
LOL, this is like the gov saying who is middle class and what is poverty :D LOL
cromartie800 8 months ago
YESSSS PRAYERS ANSWERED LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
skygrasper091 8 months ago
Holy hell, you guys are a bunch of faggot children. As in damn near everyone who's commented here. You shouldn't be here, go find some Dora the Explorer videos or something. If any of you are older than 14, you have just no excuse for yourselves.
suckadickmagic 8 months ago
Does that mean I could get a hottie, or does that just mean I got more fattys and uglys to pick from?
Zzyyxxyyxx 8 months ago 6