You can't go to bed dead man that shit would be redundant!
"No man, you can't appear and disappear at the same ti- THE BITCH AIN'T DAVID COPPERFIELD!"
"But you can't be gone for one place and show up somewhere else entirely! So when you turn up, you were never missin', and when you're missin', you never turn up!"
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cj and mahalik are ma boyz, "Finally, the white man, is gonna skool the black man, on how ta rap" "word" "Damn!!!!! That's some quantum shit right there, you should be teachin classes, you state droppin out" "gahite gahite gahite"
cj and mahalik are ma boyz, "Finally, the white man, is gonna skool the black man, on how ta rap" "word" "Damn!!!!! That's some quantum shit right there, you should be teachin classes, you state droppin out" "gahite gahite gahite"
cj and mahalik kick ass!! "Finally, the white man, is gonna skool the black man, on how ta rap" "You can't go ta bed dead, man, that shit would be redundant! lol that's funny shit, they always make me laugh!
at 0:05 when i meet Chris brown
i'm gonna do that
Lilin1989 4 weeks ago
Unless you're a Zombie...
joaolgbento 2 months ago
GAHITE, GAHITE, GAHITE!
pissstoney727 2 months ago
2:02 ...imma do just that when i meet someone
helsinki 3 months ago
lol david cupafill
echonight23 6 months ago
these two ar legend wait for it dary
echonight23 6 months ago
So.....The conclusion to the second argument is that beds kill you? 0_o
runemaster509 6 months ago
So.....The conclusion to the sexond argument is that beds kill you? 0_o
runemaster509 6 months ago
CJ's face at 1:05 is priceless!
TerminatorX515 7 months ago
The Bitch Ain't David Copperfield!! Hahaha
DraganLBJ06 7 months ago
HOW CAN YOU DISLIKE THIS? :O
addicTwtf 8 months ago
Mahalik: unless u a zombie cj:thts some plausible shit mahalik: ima put tht on myspace lol
Mexicandude19 8 months ago
Cj: that's some plausible shiit
Mexicandude19 8 months ago
Mahalik: unless u a zombie
Mexicandude19 8 months ago
HAHAHHA THE GREET OF CJ AT 2:00 HAHAHAH
roypaenen 10 months ago
the bitch ain't david copperfield!
alihan07 11 months ago
Unless, You A Zombie LMAO!
dennisfatboy 1 year ago
Daym! Dat's some plausible shit right there... ahaha
connell70 1 year ago
fucking funy discussions!!!
fede095849942 1 year ago
I love CJ's face at 1:05. lol makes me laugh every time
TerminatorX515 1 year ago
Short guy is CJ
Fredmyyster 1 year ago
she lifts the short guy up LOL which black guy is which (not being racist)
PS3RulesTheXbox97 1 year ago
can u buy CJ's hat anywhere???
i love it :D
TheUnbeatableCJ 1 year ago
"The bitch ain't David Copperfield"
kevinbone08 1 year ago 2
funniest shit EVER
QuikDJ 1 year ago
M: This morn' he woke up dead!
CJ: How in the hell do you wake up dead?
M: You're alive when you go to sleep.
CJ: You tellin me you can go to bed dead & wake up alive?
M: You can't go to bed dead, that shit would be redundant.
CJ: No it wouldnt, you can go to bed & not be dead & you can die but not be in a bed.
M: But you are in a bed, that's how you wake up dead in the first place foo!
CJ: Damn, thats some quantum shit right there!
UkneequeConscience 1 year ago 13
@UkneequeConscience
The best!!!
Rbermudez 1 year ago
lol i only just realised when tom goes to the claw game he lifts a crate, im so stupid!
eurovisionloveorhate 1 year ago
they should make a movie about Mahalik and Cj
jprincipe79 1 year ago 3
@jprincipe79 isn't that what scary movie 3 and 4 are?
hyperdrachen 1 year ago
hahaha they are the best
rapbasketball4ever 1 year ago
i have a friend named CJ mahalik lol
lightdragon53562 1 year ago
"Yo George you need something? Coz I`d do anything for you...Anything." ahaha
Nitr0usIII 1 year ago
#FTW,#LOL
emrgske1 1 year ago
they really need to make a movie about Mahalik & Cj, Imagine how awsome if would be LOL
emrgske1 1 year ago 2
CJ is the best character ever created, 'DAMNN!!'
RAZlaad 2 years ago
@RAZlaad you never waitched friday?
sr19 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA good times with CJ and Mahalik
Mocroskate 2 years ago
"What's good with ya boy, what's good baby!" Haha
babymatrix559 2 years ago
that's some quantum shit right there,man !
XDXDXD
someguywithvideos 2 years ago 18
Damn!!!!
lokito122000 2 years ago
LMFAO idk whats funnier the fight about rats and mice or the fight about zombies
Jackstock500 2 years ago 2
so funny!
MattHayes93 2 years ago
CJ hitting his head on Tom's Body saying "Get Hype Get hype Get Hype" is the funniest shit
TheJman 2 years ago
good stuff
dsteel2537 2 years ago
Hopefully if they make a Scary Movie 5 CJ and Malahik will be in it preferaly with a bigger role than the Fourth film
FilmRangers 3 years ago
there will bi scary movie 5 but no CJ and Mahalik =(
luduvugla 3 years ago
they can't make Scary Movie without those 2!
VisitorCz 2 years ago
i know,it's stupid without their argues
luduvugla 2 years ago
are they planning on a scary movie 5?
LEMONZareTASTEY 2 years ago
i googled scary movie 5 and saw it....
luduvugla 2 years ago
epic movie
Hellafireleli 2 years ago
You can't go to bed dead man that shit would be redundant!
"No man, you can't appear and disappear at the same ti- THE BITCH AIN'T DAVID COPPERFIELD!"
"But you can't be gone for one place and show up somewhere else entirely! So when you turn up, you were never missin', and when you're missin', you never turn up!"
cowboykid88 3 years ago 2
"unless you a zombie"
"Damn"
" im gonna put that on myspace"
furious4543 2 years ago 3
"Unless..YOU A ZOmBIE!" HAHAHA. "Dayum! You should blog bout that!" HAHAHA. They are the best. Can't wait for Scary Movie 5
TheNewNewfie 3 years ago
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luduvugla 3 years ago
"yee at least yee" sooo funny!!!
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herestommypeeps 3 years ago
wtf!!!!!
koolhiphoppers 3 years ago
Unless, Ur a zombie XD
THEDOABONE 3 years ago
These guys are awesome lol
halfblack3128 3 years ago
ANYthing...
zion3179 3 years ago
they are so funny especially when they just talk about
susma5 3 years ago
best one is rats and mice...a mouse cant be outside cuz its a rat
xBlackOut96x 3 years ago
i cant get over their expressions when they'r talkin this shit looool, soo fucken funny
Alezey574 3 years ago
lmao the only one that actually made sense was the rat and mouse one lol
slashpagehendrix9 3 years ago
is there gonna be a scary movie 5?
and if so it better be made by keenan ivory wayans (the fisrt director)
icemanlj2k7 3 years ago
hope to see them in Scary Movie 5
DJASHDIHASD 3 years ago
wen mahalik punches those people at brendas funeral the 3rd person is his grandmar btw i think scary movie 3 is alot better then 4
malcoball 3 years ago 5
i think 3 is the best
hiphopshuvit 3 years ago
IMA PUT THAT ON MYSPACE!
krazyrocker82 3 years ago
I'ma put that on Myspace!
lonedlong 3 years ago
Unless..... You a zombie!
Love that part =p
lonedlong 3 years ago
Got to love this shit
Ross2493 3 years ago
"yee at least."
ROFL
mikonator187 3 years ago
hahaha
i love them all.
best parts of the movies.
BlondeBarbiePrincess 3 years ago
The Cj-Mahalik arguments are BY FAR the funniest thing in this movie. Dont joke about zombies!!! lol
insidenglish 3 years ago 2
so you tellin me that you can go to bed dead and wake up alive
you cant go to bed dead man that shit would be redundant
lol
jdisarno 3 years ago
unless your a zombie
The6656Reality 3 years ago
right!!! lol
Rbermudez 3 years ago
haha
lonedlong 3 years ago
does anyone know where i can download this?
havok88 3 years ago
its gahite gahite gahite
TheMainMan318 4 years ago
haha i wonder who thought of what to say when theyre fighting
TheMainMan318 4 years ago
"So ur tellin me u can appear and disappear at the same time?"
"No man u cant appear and disappear at the same ti....THE BITCH AINT DAVID COPPERFEILD!"
Lmao
aluubaluu 4 years ago 3
I hope they make a part 5
Jenisha44 4 years ago
I hope so too but I kind of doubt it, I have a feeling they'll start doing series of the Superhero movie, even Leslie Nielson is in that.
sookster54 3 years ago
another scene with those two would be great
maybe theyll show up in superhero movie
The6656Reality 3 years ago 2
it sounds like, "your hype, your hype, your hype".. if you think about it when you watch it, you can hear both
JMagik187 4 years ago
"i know, i slept wit her a few times", "what?" "me too!" thats some plausable shit rite there
izizzle2011 4 years ago
who cares? it is funny
speedbump2005 4 years ago 2
thanks brother
izizzle2011 4 years ago
thank you for oputting one with all them together its the best. Scary Movies' rock
TheMainMan318 4 years ago 2
when cj meets tom
izizzle2011 4 years ago
cj and mahalik are ma boyz, "Finally, the white man, is gonna skool the black man, on how ta rap" "word" "Damn!!!!! That's some quantum shit right there, you should be teachin classes, you state droppin out" "gahite gahite gahite"
izizzle2011 4 years ago 2
"Unless.... you a zombie!" "Damn, that's some plausable shit right there"
izizzle2011 4 years ago
"Don't joke about zombies, that shit there, that's real" "that bitch got evicted tho" "word?" lol anthony anderson it tha bomb
izizzle2011 4 years ago
cj and mahalik kick ass!! "Finally, the white man, is gonna skool the black man, on how ta rap" "You can't go ta bed dead, man, that shit would be redundant! lol that's funny shit, they always make me laugh!
izizzle2011 4 years ago
damn!!!! that's some quantum shit. you should blog that shit, imma put that on myspace! you mighta just made a fact!
izizzle2011 4 years ago
I'ma put that shit on myspace!!
Razizta 4 years ago 2
lol PERFECT! high quality funny shit. faved
pamela1154 4 years ago
This is the best vid!!
Ry0007 4 years ago
damn i luv that its sooo damn funny lol
koplopmo 4 years ago
Those two guys are awesome togethor
halfblack3128 4 years ago
everytime mahalik finish what he says cj be DAMN!!! but this is to funny!!
inugurl620 4 years ago
cj and mahalik are my favorite people. and oh yah no shit that cj was humping him
JohnCenaIsDaBomb 4 years ago
these were the bests bits of 3 and 4...totally classic
DeathBurnout 4 years ago
thats sum plausable shit right there, u shud blog dat, ima put it on myspace
FREDESC 4 years ago
c.j was humping him!
sharpshaw 5 years ago