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  • CRAZY CRAZYER THEN PINKE POE

  • Wait... Why would you let them feed on you?

    Why would you do that!?

  • U made me have night mear

  • I am having bad dreams

  • it's a big BAT BUG on the book.

  • @nursadiq8

    The book is all about creatures that feed on blood (including 3 out of 1200 bat species). That's a vampire bat on the cover

  • wierdo lets bed bugs feed off him he must have no woman lol

  • @royaltyinjerz

    you Tarzan have many woman me suppose

  • @iluvskylines1234 It must be rough going through life taking everything that you hear literally. And unless you have an infestation you wouldn't find ANY of them. If you did have an infestation though, I seriously doubt you'd "struggle to find one or two". So please, go somewhere else and spout your inane blather. You are clueless.

  • I sleep on the floor, so i only have to fear the occasional ant.

  • Hey, I should put beg bugs on my arm and talk about it while I'm doing it!!! JUST BECAUSE ITS POSSIBLE TO DO SOMETHING, DOESN'T MAKE IT A GOOD IDEA

  • @UnkleRonnie

    And your comment probably makes sense to someone out there.

  • Ok so some of them look pretty large, how come i havent seen one on my sheets before? Does this mean ive been lucky and havent had any? Anyway to test to see if we got them? :)

  • @spyweb314

    You don't see them because you probably don't have an infestation. If you wake up with unexplained bites THEN get tested.

  • My husband thinks I am weird for being fascinated by parasites. lol

  • @ShotgunAndAShovel you are weird!! haha

  • @ShotgunAndAShovel

    Join the club :)

  • thank god i dont have a bed and sleep on the streets

  • @damois1991birth Who's internet are you leaching off of?

  • @damois1991birth

    ...and that you don't write comedy for a living.

  • we have lots of bed bugs in our house.... I think I'll make a video of it too someday :D

  • How did i get from homestuck to this?

  • Cant see the bug

  • GODDAMMIT WHY DO I WATCH THESE??!

  • i just HAD to watch this 5 minutes before i went to bed, damn nature you scary...

  • damn ima sleep standing upp nw

  • fucking washing sheets first thing tmw

  • Oh my gosh, this gave me the heebie jeebies... *shivers*

  • I will never sleep again! Thanks youtube!

  • Fuck I wish i didn't watch this

  • thats so groosss!!!

  • FML DUDE, hella paranoid now omg... Q_Q

  • ...I'm starting to enter that weird part of youtube again..

  • I have a Leather bed hahaha

  • how do u get bed bugs???

  • I want a new bed now

  • My balls itch.

  • Oh shit. o_o"

  • EW..

  • i have no idea bed bugs is big enough to see

  • i probally shouldn't have layed in my bed while watching this...

  • That's it, from tonight I'll sleep on chair...

  • You now need to itch your balls.

  • this guy needs a new hobby

  • o.o *Slowly turns his head towards his bed....*  *Tosses a lighter on it >:O*

  • Why i'm watching this and how I got here... I have no idea...

  • @Stew118 same here lol i was watching a thing on e cigs to start with haha

  • bed bugs got some wierd fetishes

  • how da fuk I suppose to go to bad now

  • "BED BUGS DONT TRANSMIT DISEASES....yet"

    Just what the hell are you planning, sir?! Biological warfare......

  • So, do they live in your matress or..? I've never seen anything like that in my bed!

  • I understand you're demonstrating something, but you don't normally feed them this way do you? >.>

  • I'm at that weird place, again, youtube. Thanks. FML.

  • Fck sleeping! i didn't need it anyways.

  • I felt itchy for a second now

  • um, ew.

  • AHHH THATS IT IM SLEEPING ON MY COUCH TONIGHT!

  • is anyone really suprised that the creep guy from science class call bed bugs his kids?

  • COOL!!!!! lets make a video of bed bugs eating my flesh. Interesting ay???? think about it.....

  • Me: Moooooooooom!!!

    Mom: Yes darling?

    Me: I'm sleeping on the floor tonight!!!

    Mom:Oook!

  • Glad I own a waterbed and wash my sheets weekly.....

  • @cdjones1987

    Water beds will not prevent a bed bug infestation.

  • @DarkBanquet1 You didn't read the rest of my comment, I wash my sheets weekly. And I'm sure that having a waterbed helps quite a bit. Moral of the story, don't be dirty.

  • @cdjones1987 Im glad too.

  • some one call the men in black

  • omg I had those in my bed a long time ago,I didnt know what was it and i check my bed it had nothin and then when i went to sleep i didnt felt anything the next morning i said to my self why i have those red spots, and I clean the whole house, and then took the sheets on my bed and everything and I found it the box spring I couldnt believe it how many where there i was shocked!! i didnt know what kind it was I was searching about it,I was freakin out!

  • @GothicPrincessJo it was soo terrible i had to throw my bed away and get a new one >.<

  • eew

  • mutualism/symbiosis is where a benefit is achieved by both sides of the agreement.

    parisatic is where one side (in this case the bedbugs) just take something (your blood)

    i mean it's not like they give you fucking bedbug armor,

    this is a parasitic relationship,

    things like natural "cleaning stations" underwater is symbiosis/mutualism

    where small fish clean big fish, getting a meal of any small parasites on the big fish, and the big fish do not eat or attack the small fish.

    know your science ;)

  • TORCH THAT SHIT

  • do you take credit cards?

  • @toppagepick

    For....?

    

  • can you ship overnight?

  • @toppagepick

    Bed bugs? Sure. We deliver.

  • Does it hurt when they bite u at the same time

  • I'm sure you get this question all the time, but where do they originally come from? Beds are man-made creations... where do these bugs live in nature?

  • @Hypurman1

    Good question. We think they evolved from cave-dwelling parasites that used to feed on bats but switched hosts when our ancestors started living in those same caves. Parasites are famous for switching hosts.

  • @Hypurman1 Brazil they been there for years

  • @Hypurman1 Paris Hiltons vagina.

  • i thought this was goibg to be so nasty but it wasn't. it was really interesting

  • Thums up if u are watching this in bed

  • well i was going to go to bed....

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  • Him: will you watch my pets this weekend?

  • lol the day I actually feel painful symptoms of "bed bugs" will be the day I take this video seriously. I study insects on my spare time and find myself at "peace" and somewhat of more comfort knowing that these little guys aren't as harmful as most people think they are. You'd have a higher chance of dying from a disease passed by a dog or cat.

  • 5 hours later : feeling very sick

    8 hours later: dead guy on camera

  • @HalftrackProduction

    12 hours later: still waiting for your punchline.

  • 1:50 OH MY GOD

  • People get your selves sheep skin covers and blankets it keep the bed bugs away and is healthy to sleep on.

  • @MrWiseinheart

    And that will do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to solve a bed bug problem

  • "resist the temptation to try this at home"

    oh i'll try my best D:

  • Wow what a fucking Wierdo! it's not even funny dat hes keeps them as pets, 2 jars at that.

  • @Hidden4ce No joke.

  • @Hidden4ce

    Listen much?

  • how did i get to this from bodybuilding??

  • 2:01 om nom nom

  • sleep tite dont let the bed bugs.... never mind to late

  • ... I'm starting to feel itchy.

  • fuckers

  • i hate people

  • you siiiiiiiick little monkey!

  • im on the weird part of youtube again

  • @IJandom And the part where people like you post overused comments

  • @IJandom just like everyone else who posted this comment on every video this year?

  • im so scard thats in my bed

  • i got the fuckin heebiee jeeebbiieesss

  • MUTUALISM just learned this in science

  • @MrConjoMan18

    Not really... since mutualism implies that both parties get something out of the arrangement (like bees and flowering plants).

  • Fuck..that..

  • suddenly itchy...

  • that part of youtube again ......

  • @micklfc2008 no doubt eh.. wtf are we doing here

  • shit im geting bit every dam day we live in an apartment we have a new store bought bed but some times i see people around us throwing out there beds an wounder if these bug are comeing from them cause i cought one comeing through a socket plug :O

  • @laf8lovesbill But all you had to do was clean the sheets or just get a new mattress, it's a bit of a small issue to deal with I think.

  • @tnuont

    Not even close to solving a bed bug problem

  • @tnuont What a ridiculous statement. Bedbugs are notorious for being one of the most difficult infestations to deal with. Bedbugs can live in your carpet, in the walls, in the floorboards, and can spread very quickly into other rooms, other apartments, and other living spaces, often attaching themselves to the cuffs of pants or anyplace that they can be easily transported. Bedbugs have also become resistant to treatments. In no way is your statement accurate!

  • @jch009tia

    Well said, and all true

  • @Danny9000 haha dude your a trip joe.

  • Better hope you don't drop one of those jars bro.

  • does that hurt? :O

  • Both top comments are replies... Fuck!!!

  • Motherfucker you better not drop that shit.

  • if its over 8 its time to replace in our sittin sleep!

  • I got really itchy watching this :\

  • I bet he is like "no, no must scratch" *reaches his arm to scratch

  • y does he let bed bugs bite his arm?

  • Gross!

  • why?

  • so there are bed bugs in my bed? how do I get rid of them?

  • @TopGamingControl No, you would know if there were.

  • illlly

  • I RECOMEND YOU FIREEE , FIREEEE SO MUCCH FIREEE!!!

  • umm no.

  • i bet this guy dont have a wife

  • @AldrenRosario

    I bet he do

  • you two virgens are fucking retarded

  • I bet you guys feel all itchy like somethings crawling on you now?

  • IS THIS WHAT EVERYONES BED LOOKS LIKE?! I don't understand, or is this is someones bed isn't clean?

  • @Taluglalom837

    ummmm really?...did you seriously ask that?

  • Eeew. just the thought of those wee fuckerz crawling on me in the night! ew. why did i even click on this video?

  • Who tha fuck tries this stupod shit?

    

  • Ill be your new boy friend? lo jk xD

  • you are a fucking tramp!

  • Is that the nest of bedbugs in the middle of the jar?

  • @jenders123

    It's just a folded up piece of cardboard.

  • Good thing is that I'm dating a really good looking girl while that happens in reality.

  • as i lie in bed watching this...

  • im sleeping on the fucking ground tonight

  • I find this hard to masturbate to.

  • And I Was going to go to bed just now. Now I'm going to be paranoid

  • If I had a bedbug infestation I'd burn my bed and sleep on the couch until I could buy a new bed.

  • Itching like a motherfucker.

  • what the fuck is wrong with this man

  • This video makes me want to cry! :( This is what I had put up with for over the past year when I would come over to see me boyfriend, got bit 50 times in one night w/HORRIBLE mosquito looking welts all over my body, and we broke up a month and a half ago & he thought I only thought about myself, the things I had really put up with to be with him....the bedbugs just made it pure HELL :( I still have a few settle marks left on my skin to this day to show for it :(

  • @laf8lovesbill

    I hope you're okay.

  • @DarkBanquet1 Oh thank-you. Well, honestly I WAS okay till my ex suddenly decided to call me for the first time in a month & a half, about 3 hours ago. Pretty ironic if you ask me :/ Must of knew I was talking about him....kinda scary

  • @DarkBanquet1 sympathy for willful ignorance you must have been dropped on your head or desperate for the fatty that has no commonsense. pure stupidity. waste of space on this dirt ball called Earth.

  • @StrungoutStringer

    So well said. 

  • @laf8lovesbill at my grandpa house there are some of them and i got bit like 20 times per night for a week and it fucking sucks!!! i don't blame u at all and how does he sleep like that?!?!

  • @darkkris23 Are you wondering how my ex boyfriend had slept like that or how your Grandpa could have slept through that? Well, as far as my ex, there were many times he would barely have any signs of bites on him, and then I would have twenty million from the same night! I just thought that unfortunately I was more tastier to the bugs, come to find that that everyone has different skin reactions and he most likely was being bit just as much as I was. Plus, it was odd you would never feel them..

  • @laf8lovesbill Cool story bro.

  • @TheLifeOfTommy Just to let you know I'm a chick and though it's quite the story of what I went through, believe me, there was nothing cool about it :( I don't wish that upon anyone, well, unless, I really absolutely hate them of course :) But...that would still be pretty rotten though, believe me, it's nothing to mess around with, for once you have them, they're Hell to get rid of.

  • @laf8lovesbill WOW!!! your bf must have one of those FUCK SAW kind a dick for you to keep lying on his bed....

  • @bbcake001 Well at first I didn't know what the marks were that kept popping up on my body, it wasn't untill about a month or two later that we saw the first bedbug and then I slept on the couch. And unfortunately a while later they had even found me there. It was like this: you NEVER saw them and you NEVER felt them (except for 1 night). In a weird way it was like they weren't there, but then you would just wake up w/many ugly itchy spots over your body the next day :(

  • @laf8lovesbill WOW!!! They found you on the couch! They must really like the way you taste better than bf ... They ignored your bf which is sleeping on the bed and made an effort to journey across from bed to couch just to get the taste of you ... This makes me wanna ask your number...

  • @bbcake001 OMG!

  • @laf8lovesbill just what everybody wants to hear, your pathetic story of how much of a dumbass you are. get over it its bugs for one for two you didnt have to waste your time with that asshole you chose to so blame yourself as well.

  • @StrungoutStringer Well isn't somebody in a pissy mood. There's always one of you out there. Well, I was with the man for 4 years and everything was just fine till he decided to move over a year ago & unfortunately the apartment that he moved to had them. If you're with someone you love very much, you don't just up & leave them, you try to go through stuff together. This was the man I was supposed to marry & all so...and you say to get over it, these bugs were like dealing w/the plague...

  • @laf8lovesbill and you cant tell him ? or maybe show this vid? like you now know what i mean?

  • @roozing112 Sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Can't telll him what?

  • @laf8lovesbill you sure you don't have em?

  • @IPinvalid No, thank goodness I don't have them. And it's a wonder that I never did bring them back home with me either. Every time before I left I would totally take everything off and turn it inside out and brush off & inspect all my parts of clothing & even my hair (and I have long hair). I would put my bag of stuff up on his one counter where they weren't at, but I would even fully inspect that too. Doing that every time before I left for over a year was mind-boggling, but it paid off.

  • @laf8lovesbill blood sucking pests should be wiped off the face of the earth v.v nothing feeds on them so they wont be missed

  • @krycer123 Yeah, tell me about it. One of the few benefits that D.D.T. had in the past, they kept these damn things away!

  • @laf8lovesbill Motherfucker needs to wash his blankets.

  • @RetroStarcraft2 Well the scary thing is, ANYONE can have bedbugs, no matter how clean your stuff is or how often you wash. People that wash their stuff ALL the time & that even have the most cleanest looking houses can still get them, I've heard many stories. You can bring them back home w/you when u go out, like from movie theaters for example, or when certain people that are already infested come over to visit. You just never know.