Little Girl Black Metal shenanigans

[liheyan]

Fucking Emo.fuck her or die

[Xasthur]

@liheyan Sense was made here today.

[ZoichiKanoe85]

So many dislikes? I thought it was pretty funny, I chuckled.

[Juicemane420]

Girls that like black metal do exist!

[Sacred6Iniquity]

I love funny black metal parodies. This, however, is not funny in the slightest

[Xasthur]

@Sacred6Iniquity That's good, it's classified as a romantic drama.

[HeroXofXTime21]

On bass. Where a woman belongs.

[thgirlnextdoor]

Seriously? I find this video offensive here on Youtube.

[TheImmortalmetal]

thts a bass not a guitar lol

[railpressureflip]

I would like to make out with you, with your corpse paint on, thanks.

[bLuEbeRRiiEh]

That's not a guitar ._. it's a bass xD

[mrtonny17]

aw man, imagine have sex with her with this painting in her face?

a awesome sexual phantasy

:D

[bassdiseased]

she is so fucking idiot. she cant play bass. and also how old is she, 30?

[dawnyofthelight]

why is it that men think us women can't do what they can f u if u think that we can do things just a well as u.\m/ keep rocken. am a female bass player and ive been told i play better then a guy lol.

[6Nuclear9Winter6]

I like her hair !

[BladiaAurora]

you look like idiot

[Xasthur]

@BladiaAurora A successful day was had.

[burrito1331]

@Xasthur i want your bass haha

[twistedchaosangel22]

@Xasthur I LOVE the face paint btw!!! AWESOME JOB!!! Shagrath is sooooooooooo FUCKING HOT!!!! XD

[twistedchaosangel22]

@BladiaAurora I dont give a fuck what you say about her, shes FUCKING METAL!!!!! she has more BRUTALITY in her little TOE then you have throughout you WHOLE FUCKING BODY!!!! STOP DRINKING THAT HATERADE!!!!

[TwiztidMaggot666]

nice



[DovedKrahViing]

fit

[RRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]

2:20 haha made you look! Oh... oops... nevermind. Just a corna... \m/

[RRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]

2:09 poopy face

[tooth8791]

bitch looks good in corpse paint...

[SaraFlyJawnB]

It clearly states it was for humor. Calm down.

[Kamega18]

Your video made me spew every content of my stomach up. Thank you for makin me sick :)

[vesh666]

whats up with all the bullshit comments? this is why it's so hard to find chicks that are into metal. because assholes like you say shit like "anal?" "she's trying to be a guy" and" she can't play for shit". shut the fuck up, enjoy the show and put your dick back in your pants.

[DeathMetalFreak94]

wen man keine gitarre bass oder sonstwas spielen kann sollte man auch nich so tun, und wen man den text nich kennt und dann so tut als würde man selbst singen auch -,-

[Xasthur]

@reekpeekseek Correct, she plays the advanced guitar.

[cdns91]

@Xasthur lol

[Terminal331]

@reekpeekseek

Bass. FAIL!!!!!!

[MrGoryBoyEsquire]

@reekpeekseek You can't spell "Bass" big fucking deal

[reekpeekseek]

@MrGoryBoyEsquire

Sorry my first language is nazi.

[18WOJ]

@reekpeekseek

And you obviously can't spell my friend... "Bass"! and I'm sure she's great, other wise why waste all that money on an LTD??

[reekpeekseek]

@18WOJ its the bassguitar of her boyfriend...

if u cant see that... then ur an idiot

[Xasthur]

@reekpeekseek @18WOJ Both of you are incorrect, for it is my bass and I am not her boyfriend.

[reekpeekseek]

@Xasthur But... but its not her bass and she cant play right?

[rdkyniston]

@reekpeekseek you can't spell the bass guitar.

[reekpeekseek]

@rdkyniston no you

[Tyleratron]

That shirt is fucking SAAACK!

[SlaytanicFindus]

you are playing it wrong.. come to me, and i show you how to play it... and probably more :D

[8KILLSTEP]

she looks like a man BUT I WANNA FUCK HER

[Xasthur]

@8KILLSTEP So you're into dudes then?

[DeathMetalShow]

marduque

[SuperSuperbutters]

all u black metal wanna be;s who follow the herd..{Nattefrost - Whore} look that up on youtube

& who ever gets on stage with a rap singer is gay & there no metalst... lol rap sucks ass

[Xasthur]

@SuperSuperbutters Says the dude that has a playlist with a whole bunch of Afroman on it. Failtroll is fail, no gold stars awarded to you.

[Necrophedophile]

Anal?

[Xasthur]

@Necrophedophile Couldn't see myself inside another dude. Sorry.

[IVomitOnYourGod]

crap

[itachi2901]

esoes chica as sacado a abat en toda su exprecion yeaaaaa lml

[alpako94]

It would be great if you knew the first thing about playing a fucking guitar.

[Xasthur]

@alpako94 That would make it way more authentic. We don't want that.

[Ph4ntasmagoria]

This. Is funny. Regardless of what the rest of these morons think. -.^

[SuperSuperbutters]

check my page out look for my playlist named. too heavy for yous

[SuperSuperbutters]

but il say u have somthing for lest doing it lol

[SuperSuperbutters]

lmao dont take this wrong way but u look like a kiss wanna be. u shame us black metal ppl .. idn if wether to lmao or take u for real

[Xasthur]

@SuperSuperbutters That would be Abbath's exact make-up pattern. "Us black metal people"...ha.

[fellipelolo1]

lixo,trash,ごみ,कूड़ा,աղբ,мусор etc...

[RattnPank]

lol 

[defc0nzero]

huh, dziewczyna dobrą bekę miała podczas robienia filmiku widać.

[LadyGuidette]

she wanna be a men

[Xasthur]

@LadyGuidette Plural?

[SinnerCOBHC]

TRV BRVTAL KVLT!! -l-

[varghatesyou]

Immortal sucks now.Come on they did a show with 50 cent .First two Immortal albums are classics,and marduk is garbage.Going to say Mayhem started the second generation of Black Metal too?Best thing Euronymous did was fall down the stairs in his underwear after Varg killed him.

[Xasthur]

@varghatesyou You sound like another whiny elitist. Yawn.

[varghatesyou]

@Xasthur And your a typical USBM fan.Go beat up your girlfriend and shoot up heroine with Wrest.Or kidnap and rape a guy like Gaahl

[Xasthur]

@varghatesyou If by "typical" you mean I spell things correctly, realize that an internet pen name doesn't make you grimm or trve (in fact, quite the opposite), and don't care about any limpdick elitist or their opinions...then you might be right.

[varghatesyou]

@Xasthur what the hell does trve mean?Are you trying to use Norwegian?The word is sanne if you are.

[Xasthur]

@varghatesyou I was not, I was using ultra-grim metal internet hate lingo to say "true". Or something like that.

[darrellrobertsangel]

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iily  _I_ U

[varghatesyou]

Ditch the Marduk and Immortal.

[Xasthur]

@varghatesyou That's a terrible idea.

[CaptainDinsbeard]

This is sick.

If you were like 18 we could get together.

[independentjames1]

learn to play that bass,get in a band then pose out,lol

[Xasthur]

@independentjames1 Fake playing is MUCH less time consuming

[deaththrasherlou1983]

@xasthur at least you've got a sense of humor later

[deaththrasherlou1983]

@xasthur take it easy have fun

[deaththrasherlou1983]

@xasthur dress

[deaththrasherlou1983]

@xasthur venom doesn't take themselves seriously but you don't see me get one of my friends to drees like them and act like an idiot and read the book" The lords of chaos" someone took that stuff seriously

[Xasthur]

@deaththrasherlou1983 Well that's unfortunate, you'll never get to experience the fun we had making it. Sorry your sense of humor is so stunted.

[deaththrasherlou1983]

@xasthur kid don't be a wise ass,then more power to ya but whatever but I like immortal if you do a video with some chick make it cool not idiotic that is a real scene to be taken seriously

[Xasthur]

@deaththrasherlou1983 You're kidding me right? Have you ever seen any Immortal videos or watched an interview? They don't take themselves seriously at all, they just make good music and that's that. Get educated.

[deaththrasherlou1983]

@xasthur this is European why not goof on rap 

[deaththrasherlou1983]

@xasthur goof on rap music not my heritage

[deaththrasherlou1983]

@xasthur it means being a fascist for punk and metal why do you have some chick goofin on black metal?

[Xasthur]

@deaththrasherlou1983 3 reasons: because I like black metal very much, because I can, and because I don't care about what anybody thinks about anything.

[deaththrasherlou1983]

@xasthur Check out lou skate the deaththrashersnj version i was a bit rusty but I am from jersey it was on an old school board or the deaththrashers nazi metalers what part of jersey are you from what's your band called? I skated to destruction this video is goofy though immortal is cool

[Xasthur]

@deaththrasherlou1983 Central. And what's this about Nazi metallers?

[HereticLucifer]

damn ... marry me :o

[sweetgyy]

fucking hot! i'm in love hahaha

[hellfencer]

Fuck it, this chick is hot, I love Immortal and MIGHTY BLASHRYKH. I want more girls like this to exist. I want black metal barbie, dammit!

[EomerRider]

Some things are for womans... some for men.. And sorry, but i think Black Metal is for this secound..

[Xasthur]

@EomerRider Sorry, music is for everyone.

[Tie4821]

You americans...

[Xasthur]

@Tie4821 ...are awesome. Thanks!

[onairda666]

what kind of bass is this?

are you any jazz player

f**k u

[Xasthur]

@onairda666 Esp F-255. No. And fuck you too.

[onairda666]

@Xasthur

joke olny

and fuck you too

mather fuck....

[Xasthur]

@onairda666 Probably best to learn the language a liiiiittle better before trying to be clever. Thanks, come again.

[onairda666]

@Xasthur sometimes you look like my mather....

how can you complain for a tape mistake how can you be so silly and also ,

i pay your tkt. came to brazil teach me better.

[Rhineblood14]

I am seriously thinking of moving to New Jersey to do everything I can to convince this girl that I will love her forever and marry her-sense of humor, understands Black metal, not afraid to put herself out there, she's probably the only girl out there that I would really just enjoy talking to and hanging out with......

[Xasthur]

@Rhineblood14 I think you're reading far too into a video on youtube. Glad you like it though!

[DestructoR1900]

shes so black metal X)

[badassmonkeyfuck]

I like the Marduk shirt.

[KenjiUmino]

nice 5-string but you should have done this video during winter when everything is covered with snow to get some extra trueness points ... and make a straight decission about the video being greyscale or not ... switching back and forth between color and greyscale is kinda confusing :-)

nah ... just kidding ... funny video anyway

[GuiyeGods]

jajajajjaa patetic

[koffinkat666]

If the carpet matches the drapes im in.

[Xasthur]

@koffinkat666 If the douche matches the douche, you're a douche.

[koffinkat666]

@Xasthur My bad probly your sister or something, that was douchey douchbaggery on my part.

[hellfencer]

Bwahahaha! This is hilarious! I'm sure Immortal would approve, since they love comedy and brutality.

[TrifeMusic]

@Xasthur Haha youre so right, hes whining to much. Youre so cool OMG



[Ruhrpottwikinger]

What a flat Blashyrkh! Only two Hills there! :D

[becauseican66]

the run at 0:40 is awesome

[darkdarkdoor]

5 STRING BASS??? NOT EVIL ENOUGH. MUST USE 4 STRING WITH Valnøtt!!!

[Skjalgore]

nice ^^ don'ts knows why everyones complaing about....

[oniwan]

<3

[Lavizan1349]

imagine abbath in kitchen !!

[Lavizan1349]

wow she really is ugly as abbath

[pflanzengottbambus]

Abbath with tits = the ULTIMATE human

[xxxNeeemo15xxx]

@pflanzengottbambus agreed /,,/

[valeblack666]

... this is slaughter,you know?hhahhahahhah baby don't put Immortal on this fuc**** videos!!! what a shame for black metal!!! it's unwhatchable!!!!

[Xasthur]

@valeblack666 So whiny.

[valeblack666]

@Xasthur hei that's my opinion...I'don't judge you...so...that's what I think! she's unwhatchable!!

[Xasthur]

@valeblack666 Still whining.

[valeblack666]

@Xasthur I don't lost my time anymore -.- you think I'm whining...hahah I think you're a boring kid

[Xasthur]

@valeblack666 You're still here?

[Killerspider101]

@valeblack666 I don't think that's a she at all actually...

[valeblack666]

...oh i've forgot: GET OFF IMMORTAL MAKE UP!!!!

[keketoful]

IMMORTAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!

[darksins1666]

youre face is just funny.... sry but its not real...... >.<

[Xasthur]

@darksins1666 My face isn't real? I'm pretty sure my face is real.

[darksins1666]

@Xasthur xD sry but I don´t know how I can write what I mean in english.

I´m from germany and I´m in year 7. (I´m only 13) I mean it´s to...

to much make up! But the video is coll I give you a "like".

[blickluke]

@Xasthur despite your jacket looking way too large, i dont think you look "little" as the title says :P

[ZEANski]

Poser!

[Xasthur]

@ZEANski If you love it, you're allowed to make fun of it. Cry some more.

[TheLondonGuy123]

What bass?

[kewlwolf123]

lol bass guitar

[erusz333]

Immortal videos suck..and so does this. the end.

[Xasthur]

@erusz333 Crabwalking ist krieg. Stop crying.

[ZEANski]

@erusz333 agree!



[asesinodelpentagrama]

GREAT PERFORMANCE AND LAUGHT AGAINS THIS POSERS!!!IMMORTAL DIES LIKE MORE THAN 10 YEARS!!!!

[Xasthur]

@asesinodelpentagrama Immortal is awesome.

[mrbigmouth502]

KVLT!!! \m/ \m/

[Mzerothehero]

central Jersey!!!!!

[Xasthur]

@Mzerothehero Represent, son!

[chichiluto]

WO WOW WOW HI  WITHSH

[diogoepronto]

it's funny how everyone that uses this corpse paint looks like he surgically removed abbath's face and used it as a mask.

[ago666]

But you wasn't born when Battle was out. MDR

[xxxmufymufxxx]

very nice. the corpse paint is exactly like that of the singer of Immortal, your natural hair color adds a sence of being unique, the bass guitar looks great, and plus your keeping it origanl with a Marduk shirt. all in all, great video, excellent song choise. long live Immortal & Marduk, and any bands that have been, or are rising from the depths of Norway it's self.

[conspiracytheorywtc]

0:00 - 0:30 okay nice

0:30 oh fuck ginger

[Xasthur]

@conspiracytheorywtc That is supremely incorrect.

[phantomlord91]

Omg marry me!! <3

[Metaclese]

hey i think your kinda cute ;)

[dukeoftheoaks]

great music in the video what band is that, i wonder if theres any female black metal bands out there i would love to look them up some time

[ricardozs1983]

you look like "dead" the first vocals of mayhem :D nice work

[roald666]

@ricardozs1983

dead the first vocalist of mayhem? bad mistake!

[ricardozs1983]

@roald666 the history of the band is so confused, but for me dead was the first true vocalist of mayhem, i know that before dead was messiah (Erik Nordheim)

[Lunacyk]

Oh fer fuck's sake folks. Giggle, chortle, snicker, laugh! This is funny. Quit being so fuckin serious LMAO! I'm sure Abbath, Horgh and Demonaz would've found it funny.

[WardahTheBlaqQ]

Heheheh, awesome stuff! A truly Immortal-styled vid :) Nice work, keep it up!

[konaHardCore]

xDDD This look so Fail ... Why des she run like that ? xDDDDD

[Xasthur]

@konaHardCore If you knew, you wouldn't have to ask!

[ph34rn0d34th]

@konaHardCore It's the special Death Metal Walk. R&B got Soulja Boy dance, so I guess Deathrockers need a silly way to move as well? She forgot to flick her tongue around while running, I heard that acting like you're giving head (a bit like playing the airguitar but with a fictional woman on your face) is part of the routine...

For a good example, check out "The Black Satans", they are really pro. ROFL. Seriously, go check them out.

[Dargor63]

la pregunta es... por q toca el bajo como guitarra? ._.

[TheWikinng]

Its funy :p

But Black Sabbath is back !!! :D

[SuperMusicHero]

@TheWikinng LOL WHAT? OZZY IS BACK?

[TheWikinng]

@SuperMusicHero Yeah! he is back with Tony, Bill and Geezer :D

[SuperMusicHero]

@TheWikinng Impossible! OMG! THAT'S SO FREAKING COOL! Send me their video!

[TheWikinng]

@SuperMusicHero watch?v=WU3SZjfbcpI... fucking great!!!! :D

[SuperMusicHero]

@TheWikinng OMG! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

[TheWikinng]

@SuperMusicHero PS nice bass :p

[Hexenritter1988]

sweet ^o^

[Nail2Brain]

If you want to play, you must buy amplification, best Marshall, know :D