David Letterman - Curling Top Ten

[NickWick86]

lmfao... but i love curling. anyways, letterman is still number one.

[TheJawsmen]

better than watching baseball

[jareski]

Well, the rest of the world enjoys the sport. America is just a bit behind.

[cluescrollvids]

David suck my cock

[sliderbum]

Letterman is a hack bitch whose material stopped being even remotely funny YEARS AGO!! The reason why most Americans don't appreciate curling is the same reason why most of them don't like a pitcher's duel in baseball or 1-nil soccer match;they have the attention span of an ADD/ADHD gnat!! "No likee strategy and skill..me wantee score score!"

[denelson83]

Hey, that's just the American perspective. You'd get a different top 10 out of Rick Mercer... Oh wait, he doesn't do top 10s.

[Queenbee308]

Don't offend the best game on the planet

[ChromatopelmaDude]

Without the speed and excitement? Well, the fact that Dave can't keep his dick in his pants, shows us that he has both the speed and excitement!

The speed to make sex with his employees last less than 2 minutes and the excitement to be turned on by his own hearing aid.

[kris8144]

-_- fuck off letterman

[kbenhar]

That's it, I'm moving to Canada! :)

[jhudiddy08]

wow, that was stupid, but i guess i should have expected that. I don't think Dave Letterman has been funny since before I was born...

[jattfield]

all the curlers will be laughing when this becomes a national pastime for countries other than in scandinavia and canada. not to long ago it wasnt even an olympic sport, sport is making leaps and bounds

[Speedfreakstu83]

@jattfield what scandanavia? are you crazy it's only in canada.

[jattfield]

@Speedfreakstu83 considering curling was invented in scotland, and ireland has won the world championships last year..and gold medal win by sweden at olympics...youre dumb

[WaxonWaxov]

Keep in mind this was on CBS while curling as kicking ass on NBC.

[NHLfreak87]

haha this is awesome

[zam19862003]

very rarely are all ten  funny

[GGW81]

This was funny, but curling is still a great sport!

[marble97c]

@GGW81 um.. "sport"?

[scaffmasterus]

I love curling! A guy can be 50 years old with a beer gut and still have high hopes to win gold in the winter olympics!

[GGW81]

@scaffmasterus

Really? Did you see the Canadian men? No beer gutts in that lot. I think the days of the beer gutted curlers is coming to an end. For that, you'll have to switch to golf. lol.

[thequake180]

people who actually watch curling probably need to get a life.

[allzetime]

@thequake180 ..people who sit in their room bashing other people need to get a life

[anvantastic]

I thought Quidditch was the world's number one broom-related sport...

[MandyHdk]

Letterman is such a fag... Curling rocks!!! I'm sad the US didnt get any medals even tho im not from the US. My country doesnt have a curling team.

[PainDealer86]

This was a good one but curling is a great sport!

[califinn]

Kind of a frozen way to play darts or shuffleboard...still, the main reason to watch it is for the cuties on the women's teams.

[scaffmasterus]

@califinn Harder! Harder! HARDER!

[keepthapinit]

I dare you try and take your date to play curling...If she's stuck up, chances are you're not going to be seeing her again..

[veets211]

Oh I forgot, Some of those Curlers are sexy!

[veets211]

I actually know someone who broke her arm playing curling, and she wasn't drinking.

Anyways if you try curling, you might actually like it and find it's actually not that easy. Those pros make it look easy.

[VietnamEarObserverf]

Ginger scotsman.. I read your comments about curling and I guess it is exciting,.,.to a guy that wears a skirt.. ha ha ha!

[Dumas16]

ahahha good...you actually can enjoy it after some time

[melenmelenmelen]

I laughed at this, but seriously, curling is ADDICTIVE. It's boring when you don't understand the rules, but there's a lot of strategy involved and can get really intense.

[m4rkyboy]

Iam a 6'2" 200lb hairy ginger Scotsman,and i will have words with anyone who has got anything bad to say about curling

[lgcrooks]

@m4rkyboy I am a 65-year old who has curled for 50 years, and continue to. I got your back, lad! ;-)

[markgreer]

I like curling. I was not

[dinglefaeries]

Does Jamaica have a curling team?

[spanna22000]

@dinglefaeries I hope to God Jamaica has one.

[Mrgolfboy24]

LOL!!

[pistonsfan1991]

Curling looks fun but I was watching it on the olympics last night and it put me to sleep

[acuralo]

Another reason why I believe Letterman is a DOUCHE!!!! Curling is probably in the top three of fun/exciting events to watch at the Winter Olympics!!

[AconteceuNaBerlenga]

Try to say that to a person without laughing.

[marlonexs]

muhahahaha

[nethrit]

Norwegian sport Carling. LOL.

[SnakeSkin950]

Lol the thing they slide down the ice is called the thing they slide down the ice, haha.

[lynch390]

I was at that show! so great

[nethrit]

This was a fairly funny top ten, though I have no idea what curling is.

[orson15]

Have you been asleep during the Olympics? Curling is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

[nethrit]

@orson15 That's a funny reply.

[orson15]

I'm really kind of fascinated by curling, although I can't say I understand all the rules.

[united768]

and the number one fact: no one cares. LMFAO

[orson15]

You must be a kid.

[united768]

age demographically, yes. technically, no. guess my age.

[orson15]

18.

[gwd888]

I think if they want to make Curling more exciting they need to make changes. Perhaps they could set fire to the rocks before pushing them down. Then make the sweepers go down the ice on stilts using shop vacs instead of brooms. Have the audience throw rocks at them the whole time. I might watch a little of it then.

[ruralrant]

well 216trixie, the fact you couldn't figure out curling doesn't make curling stupid, now does it :-)

[ssadab85]

#3 hahahahaha

[chadbrochill6969]

its funny david letterman would say these things because no one cares about david letterman besides dozens of jewish long islanders

[CapitalgCapitals]

No One Cares...!!! LMAO.....!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zam19862003]

One of my friends mentioned supporting his adopted country's curling team for the winter olympics. Before that I had no idea what it was. Now I'm like "WTF!". Wow, golf doesn't seem like such a bad idea now.

[SnakeSkin950]

2, 5, and 6 are the best ones

Also notable are 4, 7, and 10

[mobifest]

is there a reason why you are not posting my video comment?

[thursday13]

no, eat me

[DRIV3R24]

#2, #1, and #6!!!!!!

[chopsofsteel101]

fuck curling. this BS has been making me miss the first period of every damn men's ice hockey game. NEWS FLASH: nobody cares about curling. give the people what they want: FUCKIN' HOCKEY.

[scrubnurse002]

go crawl back under your rock dave. if you consider golf to be a sport, curling definitely is too. i challenge you to give it a go and you'll be eating your words

[medleystudios72]

no, he'll be eating his foot to get away form the curling...

[Only3Penguins]

Anyone ever notice how frequently #2 is the funniest item on the Top Ten?

[TheMedicalWriter]

Carling. haha

[Hannoi]

So true

[ramona7609]

lol

[slygirls09]

lol number 9 and 2