Super Kami Guru Moments

[98ShadowWolf]

Nananananananana DENDE! Nananananananana DENDE! DENDE DENDE... NAAAAAAAIIIIL!!!

[jdrewmill3r]

NAAILL, i saw a bird, it was pretty... kick it's ass

[pkbaldy]

Drop it!

[DeltaSquad623]

Omg he sounds just like an Elcor from Mass Effect! 0_0

[MrLink585]

i have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek lol

[StraightJacketRED]

Super Kami Guru: Nail... Naiiil...

Nail: What is it lord guru?...

Super Kami Guru: I saw someone dislike this video... He was stupid...

Kick it's ass...

[maychanx31]

*Insert all lines from video here*

[jdrewmill3r]

aw you forgot the last part,

Guru: ah it seems someone summoned the magical dragon, would be a real dick move if i died right now. (dies)

[jdrewmill3r]

Krillin: so that means that it's

Guru: all downhill from here

Krillin: like Yamcha

Guru: i do not know what this Yamcha is, but it sounds disappointing. ha

[DarthRevak]

@jdrewmill3r Vegeta: "I don't know what this Yamcha is, but it sounds just like Raditz."

[TheEthan222]

I need an adult

LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

[TheChaosflame09]

NAIL!!!!! do we have a visitor

yes lord kami guru

NAIL!!!!! take his coat

im not wearing a coat

hes not wearing a coat, and isnt this the man who kill our race

NAIL!!!!!! dont take his coat

[MultiVinnyLover]

Lol

[brande2274]

nananananananananana dende nananananananananananananan dende DENDE!!!

dende: guru....

DENDE!!!!!

dende: nails here

Guru: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaiiii­iiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllll­lll

[brenromo1604]

"Nail I saw a bird it was pretty kick its ass

[HastetheDavid444]

Nail.....that is all

[jojo0096]

01:19 i have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek

[thetony458]

"do I look Catholic to you?"

[virajisnotfat]

"ah I see we must speak the Universal Language..... English"

[tjcool131]

Naaaaaiiiiilllll I saw a bird it was pretty .... Kick its ass

[Algonir]

nananananana DENDE nanananananana DENDE,DENDE,DENDE NAAAAAAAAIIIL.

[gorzio666]

so he calls himself god??!! that prick now I'm super god

[chuggaacaprisunify]

Yay! 2:20-2:30 Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Intro theme!

[ttv0]

how did he see a fish

[yyyttt5]

naaaaaaail

[techayon]

"I do not know what this Yamcha but it sounds disappointing"

[offenon]

nananananananana dendeeee, nananananananana dendeee...dendeeeeeee, dendeeeee

[bluetom20]

teamfourstar rip off

[lava172]

@bluetom20 this IS TFS dumbfuck, its a guy combining all of guru's moments from TFS into a video....

[KarmaPolice2011]

@bluetom20 Not really. It's just a guy putting the best Guru moments from TFS into a video. Not a rip off.

[ManiacalOtaku748]

"It'd be a real dick move to die right now.... HHHRRRRGGGHHHH"

[BestDbzkFanEver]

my friend sarah said to my friend drake (who dyes her hair alot)you know one day you hair is gonna fall out from you dyeing it so much and then i said every party needs a pooper thats why they in vited you parrrtyy pooper parrrrty pooper

[WujiKyuremu]

"Do I look Catholic to you?"

[WujiKyuremu]

"I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head!"

[SEANTHEBEAVER]

I AM AN ADULT!!!

[Chykkalarvaquadraxis]

Metroid Prime 2 echoes title theme at 2:29 !!!

[CaledUlto]

DENDAAA DENDAAAA naaaaaaail

[starwarsfan76]

Metroid Prime 2 music :O

[buhlayke]

CLEAN THAT UP

[Zippi816n]

i was going to quote one of the lines, but they are all so good thumbs up for super kami guru! and big green lol

[PWN3DuF00l]

this is becoming a meem

[lweiner001]

(I don't know what this Yamcha is, but it sounds just like Raditz)

[SmilinStylin]

Omg... My friend just linked this video to me via facebook. I dont know what the fuck is going on, but I have not laughed this hard since Ray William Johnson was funny.

[MadDragonify]

@SmilinStylin You need to watch DBZ abridged, search Youtube for TFS Abridged Parody episode 1, it's well worth your time.

[MushyUndTingly]

4 people needs an ADUUUUUUUUUUUUULT!!!

[thrashsuxballs]

it's like a fat uncle that has no one so has resorted to a sarcastic fat tone xD.

[18jenson]

nanananananananananananananana­nana Dende

[narutorox123456]

1:14

Did you notice he called Nail "Big Green"? xD

[kensethmartinfan]

@narutorox123456 No shit.

[narutorox123456]

@kensethmartinfan Actually, half my friends didn't catch that. Another bunch of people who met me but aren't friends didn't catch it either.

[BigT4489]

@narutorox123456 He calls him Ingrate

[narutorox123456]

@BigT4489 Nah its big green. Listen closely

[narutorox123456]

@BigT4489 Nah its big green. Listen closely

[coolmatt1019]

mr popo . super kami guru and nappa must have a moment

[futurecomic75]

"i feel that they have finally summoned the dragon. would be a real dick move to die right now. huurrrg"

[joshstephenskyfox]

im about to misuse my hand upside your head

[blademaster12321]

NAiillll i saw bird it was pretty... kick its ass

[AustinB40]

Hey anyone correct me but when guru wait I mean Super Kami Guru put his hand on Krillins head I swore I heard a Metroid theme song for a second.

[ShortFingeredShreder]

4:09 is the best!

[LordofBays]

Oh, Takahata and his plasma screen TVs.

[kernsm223]

I do not know what this "Yamcha" is, but it sounds dissappointing. LMAO.

[Darkappler]

Just don't steal the TV !

XD

[megafanx1]

@worldends08 si what dude It is catholic lol the video is

[megafanx1]

thumbs up for dendei batman song

[megafanx1]

I AM AN ADULLLLT

[worldends08]

@megafanx1 I am offensive, and I find this Catholic.

[qbthething]

imagine if piccolo merge with this guy.....namek super saiyan 10

[lukestermnac]

Nail... someone disliked this video.

Kill it like the rest.

[chamex14]

big green!!! get in here!!!! hueheueheu

[sam2012world]

hi

[marvel200011]

And you forgot the canada moose part

[marvel200011]

You forgot the worrier face

[AnderZ312]

you forgot about the dick move to die right now part, BEST PART

[ped1232]

Nappa,popo and Super Kami guru have to have a little chat

[Cecilie013]

That guy cracks me up EVERY TIME! XDD I fucking LOVE him!

[BLangXIII]

Call Me Super Kami Guru Lol XD

[KrazyDeathStar]

240p we meet again....

[DickSimmons2]

Naaail, I saw a bird. It was pretty. Kick its ass.

[SuperBamboy]

nanananananananana dende

[MiNDx1er]

Just dont steal the TVvvvvvvvvvvvvvv. ಠ_ಠ

[SS4SUPERKAMIGURU]

I allow this....

[grougenigga94]

Every party needs a pooper that's why we invited you. Party pooper, party pooper. XD

[hiho0140]

IIIIIIII AAAAMM AN ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[TheDoglover23456]

Super Kami Guru allows this

[bgsvid]

guru nail there is a albino namekian behind you kill it like the rest

krillin acually were buddist

guru kill it like the rest

[IxIMortalWombatIxI]

I am an adult 

[IxIMortalWombatIxI]

I do not know what this yamacha is but it sounds disappointing

[IxIMortalWombatIxI]

BIG GREEEN

[behemuth]

Nappa

vegeta

popo

best tfs characters

[cbailey009]

kill it like the rest

lol

[Miscio94]

nana nana nana nana Dende, nana nana nana nana Dende, Dendeeee, Dendeeee... Naaaaaaaaaaaaail! Epic.

[soundclick117]

4 people got a hand misused upside their head

[mebbs4567]

4 are albino namekians

[ThatGangstaWhiteKid]

Well you better gather those dragon balls and wish up a Plasma TV!

[mrjoker629]

4 ppl were smacked by guru

[TheFace1531]

I AM an ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUULT!!

[mrjoker629]

4 ppl were albino namekians

[ultimajoe777]

Guru: Do I look catholic to you?

Saiyan: ...Yes.

"Saiyan gets blasted"

[nophysicsman]

I don't know who this Yamcha is, but it sound like Raditz...

[Shadowthehedgehog835]

I do not know what this Yamcha is, but it sounds disappointing.

[arbiter697]

4 people had the 7 dragonballs when the Guru killed himself

[spiritfoxyouko300y]

I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head...

Pfft....

[NilChoudhury]

Super Kami Guru: I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... It would be a real dick move to die right now....(holds breath)

[TheHamsters91]

1:18 - 1:37

[Muglorgrimlockable]

Nail take his coat,HE KILLED OUR WHOLE RACE!:NAIL dont take his coat

[550HPGTO]

2:28 - Metroid Prime FTW!!!! :D

[Falcon4224]

i thought at first it would just be him sitting there for 6 minutes

[Shaltros]

My friend told me you could help me by touching me?

do I look catholic to you?

[christhechristian1]

CLEAN THAT UP!

[stefank4xx]

kill it like the rest...

[BlackWolf5796]

i need an adult. I AM AN ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULT!

[LordCaleb16]

NAAAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLL the fish is bitting me!

[Brody2362]

I AM AN ADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT

[nassimmarlo]

Dude the best part is when he calls NNAAAAAAIL LOL, always gets me

[BrotherhoodsCreed]

THE BEST thing about your video is that you called him SUPER KAMI GURU

[lightingdustin]

6:11 preparing spit

6:23 spit

[111pikachu]

I do not know what this Yamcha is....but it sounds disappointing...

[espeon2371]

Best one ever love it

[jazmine2967]

@MarikIshtar858 i liked that part to

[jazmine2967]

krilin:......im gonna take it

nail:learn your place earthling u have some nerve damanding the dragon ball-

SKG(superkamiguru):here take it

nail: i...uh

SKG:just dont take the tv

nail:we dont have a tv

SKG:nail..gather the rest of the dragonball and wish for a plasma tv

nail: sir that would be a grevious misuse of there power

SKG: IM ABOUTTO MISUSE MY HAND UP SIDE YOUR HEAD

my fave part (thumbs up if u agree)

[TheScarletWingSinger]

@DraculasNephew if you don't get it he's saying thats how old i am cuz when dende asked how old he was and he didnt hol up any fingers, he was trying to say that he is so old that he is too weak to even lift up his hand

[jazmine2967]

@TheScarletWingSinger good thats wat i thought but i wasnt sure so yea

[Exccentrous1]

To be fair, Guru created the dragonballs, so he should be able to use them however he damn well pleases.

Even if he'd take a plasma-screen TV over the lives of thousands.

[washington619b]

4 people were the bird whos ass nail kicked

[MrDuelMadness]

GURU FOR PRESIDENT!

[arbiter697]

@MrDuelMadness na, if we did that we would be ruled by a fat ass dick of a ruler

[MultiDragoonX]

Super Kami Guru sounds like a SHEEEEEPP when he says NAAAAAIIIIILLLL!!

[RioEllington]

"I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head."

[Exccentrous1]

I can't imagine anything more boring than that!

[MultiDragoonX]

@Exccentrous1 boring than HIS life!!!

[DraculasNephew]

THAT'S HOW OLD I AM!

I don't get it.

[Cronecross17]

Nananananananananananana dende nananananananananananana dende dende naaaaiiiillll....

[kidx00fl]

Guru: "here, just dont steal the TV"

Nail: "uh, sir, we don't have a TV"

Guru: "nail gathe up the dragon

balls and wish for a plasma tv."

fuck yes.

[smcfags]

0 YEARS OLD AND YET AN ADULT SOO SAD

[koto1991]

Super Kami Guru is another perfect Troll xD

[immortalsonicgamer]

You can help me by..... touching me?

Do I look Catholic?

Stay still while I reach deep inside and grab hold of your assets.....

I need an adult.

I AM AN ADULT!

[ltvangemert]

just don't steal the teeeveeee

[Kryptnyt]

at 2:19... Metroid Prime 2 music?

[calza302]

Every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you, party pooper, party pooper.

[TDK293]

Im about to miss use my hand upside your head!

[QuantumPolagnus]

I do not know what this Yamcha is... but it sounds disappointing.

[BlackMethuzela]

I HAVE A BITCH OF AN ITCH ON MY LEFT ASS CHEE....

[LLkooJ15]

SuperKamiGuru:nail gather the rest of the dragonballs and wish for plasma tv

Nail:sir that would be a greaves miss use of their powers

SuperKamiGuru:ima bout miss use my hand upside your HEAD!

[XxM4Z1NxX]

Nail:Guru Sir, We have another traveler from Earth..

Guru: Oh, Tell me you didn't let him insid-

Traveler: Hello Mr. Guru!

Guru: Ohh Gawdd Daamnehhht!

[AdamJFoxROBLOX]

Guru: Do you know who also lost his family? Batman.

Dendee: I don't know who that is.

Guru: See? This is why we need TV! Nananananananana Dendee

[xinemabizarre]

Guru : Just don't steal the TV

Nail: Sir.. we don't have a television

Guru: Nail, get the rest of the dragon balls and wish for a plasma TV!

[N8rocksdotcom]

i need an adult...

[technicallyabsurd]

Sure would be a dick move to die right now

[HyperVegitoDBZ]

-Nanananannana DENDE.... DENDE........- Nail's here...- NAIIIILLLL....

[BANANAPICLEMUFFIN]

AHHHH NAAAATURAAAL LIIIIIIIGHT!

[castorcastorcastor11]

Oh God Daaaammit!

[poundtown486]

every party needs a pooper....thats why we invited you...party pooper.... party pooper

[Mariorox10]

na na na na na na na na DENDE

[WoodElfPrincess93]

namekians say dammit a lot

[MrACEOFACES23]

I AM ABOUT TO MISUSE MY HAND UPSIDE YOUR HHHEEEAAADDD

[josipbabok2]

gohan: i need an adult

guru: I AM AN ADUUUUUUULT!!!!!!

[mrweedbros]

What episode is 3:50 - 4:05

[mrweedbros]

Nell ! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek !

[killtime351]

wait they swere in dragonball z? is this legit? or do they make up the voices for them.

[DemiTrusdale3]

@killtime351 they swore in dragonball z all of the time, but this is a fan make spoof.

[fkagahsdfs]

@killtime351 its a parody

[Chadsama]

@killtime351 @killtime351 No, this is something called an Abridged Anime. It is a fan-based parody of an anime produced by re-dubbing the anime to make it more humorous. It has become increasingly popular after an Abridger who goes by the call sign "littlekuriboh" made an Abridgement of the anime Yugioh. This is from a Dragon Ball Z abriged by a group called TeamFourStar. They are quite good.You can also watch episodes on their site.

[TheMapleRay]

Super Kami Guruu Allows this.. Comment...

[BackstabMurphy]

I don't know what this Yamcha is, but it sounds disappointing.

[RonSimmonsdamn2]

na na na na na na na na DENDE!!

na na na na na na na na DENDE!!

DENDEE!!!

guru!!

DENDEE!!!

nails here!!

NAAAAAAAIIIIIIILLLLL!!