Multi-lingual Chinese Cop, Most Hilarious NYC Accent EVER!!!

[ryanrmc100]

我是中文人。

[martinvoet]

His Dutch pronounciation is pretty good. Really

[Lexster918]

Transcribe Audio. :)

[NEONEONEOOOOO]

Polygot!

[SITATDACK]

AS a chinese,I Should say that the this cop's accent is really like my college English teacher's.They may come from the same province~~~

[faeleia]

he breathes every three syllables or so it's funny to hear his broken phrasing lol!

[Kaosknght]

I could've swore I heard a borat Jagshemash

[ayyitslauraax]

@Kaosknght yakshe mash; how are you in polish

[tejrone]

@Kaosknght jagshemash is roughly Czech for "what's up", think it's similar in Polish too

[MrMaxpimp]

i dont see this funny ha ha ha funy

[DisastrousIntentions]

What's upp, maaan?!

I laughedd so hard!

[lexxypexxy]

He sounds Mandarin in all his sentences!

[ShiaiDE]

Sorry, but it´s not german. The sound is more like netherlands. ;)

[jupiterscastle]

with that accent, it all sounds chinese, except for the nyc one,

[nuketothesky]

feel strange? this is totally different to rusell peter's canto accent right? hehe...

[monolocco]

It's not bienvenido a chin LOL.... It's "Bienvenido a China". If your going to say that's spanish for Welcome to China, you could at least say it properly :P

When he speaks English, he sounds like Elvis :P

[monolocco]

It's not bienvenido a chin LOL.... It's "Bienvenido a China". If your going to say that's spanish for Welcome to China, you could at least say it properly :P

[BMWoX6]

@maheegen english pls, you have to do the RE again, bad for you..... LOL

[BMWoX6]

@maheegen English, dude,  reply again, thanks

[kenan3cn]

@BMWoX6 One more thing, how am I supposed to know about how well Chinese policemen are doing by going "outside"? I have traveled around half of China. I've never done anything that's against our law. I don't try to start conflicts between people, dismiss my motherland to humiliate people or show my disrespect to those who practice the law. I'm a law abiding citizen and was never accused of anything by the police. I suppose that pretty much means policemen don't trouble innocent people like me?

[BMWoX6]

@kenan3cn oh, i feel sorry for you, i`m just hoping you know what kind of law you are abiding, and please respect the rest majorities who don`t abide, they are poor farmers got beaten by uniforms when they sell fruits on the street to earn food, they are diligent poor migrant workers who don`t get paid , they are parents of kids from poor families they don`t even get a dime after their kids were poisoned by toxic milk... where are the "nice righteous Chinese police officers“ when they needed

[BMWoX6]

@kenan3cn you know what... i`m done talking to you 2, cuzz you represent ignorance and apathy. EOM

[kenan3cn]

@maheegen 别跟着他骂人了，显得中国人不会讲理一样。泱泱大国，以德服人。

[kenan3cn]

@BMWoX6 Sadly, your cursing words only makes you less creditable and unworthy of having a logical conversation with. If you think going "outside" can somehow enlighten you, this should be the first thing you learn in order to be a good citizen in a civilized society. Well, I guess I'm wasting my time here, trying to talk some sense into one of those self-appreciated SPECIAL ONES. Like what Lu Xun implies in his great work "阿Q正传“, you guys always win, you will never be wrong.

[BMWoX6]

@maheegen your birth cert along with an apologize letter were sending from a condom factory, that makes you such a dick head

[BMWoX6]

@maheegen , ok, maybe i`m not Chinese, but i state facts well you can just take my shit, i`m sorry that Chinese govt`s made you such a douche bag, you can save your bla bla bla and enjoy my shit, and you are welcome

[kenan3cn]

@BMWoX6 Hi, dude, just out of curiosity, you replied robnox by saying: " i`m Chinese, and i live in China", but later you said in a reply to maheegen: "ok, maybe i`m not Chinese". What exactly are you? What, you are Chinese and you are not Chinese? This is some real philosophical stuff, man! Good job and LOL on that!

[ferrumferox]

@maheegen 不要被这样的种族主义娘们...



[xvzw]

hhhh

[firezdog]

He speaks really fast!

[sangolt88]

"My prefer, is NY accent:

Hey, woulduva want, forgetta bout i, do understaaand, whats up MAAAN, prikka det, oh its always give me so much tour, great! Oh yeah."

LOL

[ChrisWuvCheese]

LMFAO i'm chinese, and this MDF here just made my day xD

[Curiousquest2]

tell him to spealk hind .

[dapadawan]

so many voices how does he know which one is his

[johnxmackenzie]

Deffo has no wife

[CamelBallZee]

Now say:

"Hey Vinnie where's my stuff?"

[untilfairtone]

oh he's awesome! 

[ljpiano]

thank you so much!! finally i know how to speak English in NYC accent!!!

[michaelheartsBOOBIES]

0:35 THIS JUST MADE MY WEEK.

[trecool567]

When he says "Thats.." and whatever language it sounds like Bruno, maybe its just me..lol

[kshikding]

NY accent jahahahaa

[lukethewall]

Is it elbonics instead of NY accent???

[Bobzeedo]

that reminds me...what ever happened to that monkey they taught 2000 words to?

[BubbleDropping]

Well, guys, this man is not a pro. So it is natural that his accent sounds a bit strange, plus, he's Chinese.... You know how it's hard to pronounce a foreign language in a proper way when you're not a native, especially the language you're learning is, like, totally exotic... As an Asian, I do understand that. And, you English-speakers will understand it if you've ever learned some Asian language... :P It's like, totally different, like, everything. I respect this guy. So I respect this guy! :D

[ratybj]

i love this!!!

[bananatea]

LOL @ NYC accent

[megaheadukhc]

HERRRRRRROOOOO

[gstfree]

very funny chinese cop. He speaks good foreign languages in his age group.

牛逼的警察

[Tenki09]

HE IS SAYING : " QUELO COMEL ALOZ ALOZ "

[stiffeg]

His Swedish is excellent ;)

[crazyRATpan]

hilarious ~~  funny mate !

[laminatedpancake]

SCHTAP IM A PORICE MANG

[spiky69w3i]

hahaha funny man

[elprimersalvatrucho]

bienvenido a chin...ajja thats not fully spanish

[SanguineBullet667]

bahahah i loved this, 'forget about it' :)))))

[LouigiVerona]

nice guy!

[Beijing292]

haha. what's really hilarious is the Great Smog Wall of China.

You can't see a thing in the background. He is on a hill in JingShan park but you see nothing of the city

[MolinMUSE]

Haha, he's amazing!

[abadiqaisy123]

hahahah so cool 

[MegaReaper999]

A stupid racist, and don't say when you don't know

[MegaReaper999]

To all you heaters. China' governing system is no longer communist like 10 years ago, cuz it's no good for economic growth. how can we leading the world's economy if we are like a true communist country like north Korea? Its a simple methodology, we say we are communist only to protect ourselves from G8 and world taxes. And there are many fun things you can do for sure, and Also many white and black americans are in Beijing night clubbing, studying, getting girls, And drinking beer. Don't be

[elprimersalvatrucho]

@MegaReaper999 ..to all you heaters fans>haters..

[iiwatcher]

Finding a way to be just a bit happy & original in a fucked up world like communist China. Thumbs up dude, and good luck.

[nicamy8988]

that guy IS FUCKING HILARIOUS i wonder if he is fluent in all those languages that would be ridiculous

[Raymasaki]

@nicamy8988

the guy is cool, but most likely Not fluent in all those languages. since NYC has many people visiting he learned basic greetings. i can say thank you & Hello in 14 Different languages also BUT not fluent in

all of them. its good to know some when you meet people from other counrties

[nicamy8988]

@Raymasaki true but for all we know he can speak broken in those languages just not fluent or having the accent down but still i knew a guy who had the thickest chinese accent when speaking english like stereotypical thick right but he could speak 9 other languages and 5 of them fluently and the rest pretty well but like broken but still not bad either way he is still pretty funny

[michaelmusica]

lol some chinese people speak very funy, specially old people, there is this old lady who owns a restaurant and I just love her accent.

[Sky300]

this makes me cringe

[wuyiting]

NYC accent is too funny!

[cpindya]

yep i can understand dutch ad its was right!

[nicemusic77]

The German was wrong. Das war kein Deutsch!!

[gyllenhaalic52494]

lmfao looks like meh cousin jr

[DieForSnacks]

Ya polish is very good !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bigfatdick5000]

@hangout4eva

go fuck yourself moron, this is just meant to be a clip for a laugh and have a good time, the cops here in america are pigs. i was victim of an assault case a yr ago n they never bothered to pursuit the case even i tho had the violators name and address. either lazy or racist fucks.

same shit, if america 's cops are same fucken crooks, not much sense of superiority over the ones in china, but at least they get cases solved QUICK there, while cops here are major league crooks..

[shuojinz33]

@bigfatdick5000 Dude I've been here in the USA since '02 never regretted it for a millisecond. I visited china once but a shit hole is still a shit hole. "but at least they get cases solved QUICK there" By that I believe you're referring to the "We kill you then harvest your organ for a profit" solution yes? Sure America isn't perfect and neither is it's police or criminal justice system. I live in NYC and I don't have anything to complain about the police. Don't take what you have for granted.

[bigfatdick5000]

He's should be a FREESTYLIN MC !!!!!

[terrero912]

LMAOOOO

[LJonesy2]

dude he's getting the hang of it!

[ikhamo]

i dont blame him, ny accent is kinda cool.

[smileychibrie]

@ikhamo Yay thank you!! n_n

This guy is amazing!! I want to be multilingual too!

[robnox]

I think if they did something simple like requiring a college degree to become a cop there would be a lot less corrupt ones. The cop that assaulted me looked like he was about 20. also his partner helped him by blocking the camera its bullshit man, my back hurt for two years from that incident. bastard corrupt cops

[robnox]

why should I leave theyre the ones that suck

[robnox]

@bendystix well uh no, I got that from living in USA for many years.. cops are assholes here, one time I had them cuff me and search my car, breaking my passengers car seat and a panel for the center console and I didnt even have anything on me.. then they started hitting me when they couldn't find anything.. all because I was going slightly over the speed limit

[mounika6018]

hurraaa murraaa burraaaaa

cows and goats can speak chinese

ching changssssss==== suck

[Robinhood2318]

@mounika6018 seems you have mastered chinese~~~

我艹你他妈祖宗十八代 你他妈逼就是傻B一个~~~ do you know what this mean?

[bigfatdick5000]

@mounika6018

well chickens and pigs can speak hindi too

deli mali puti hala hala hala ==== suck

lol am i right ? have a good day. brotha. lol

[hxy32167]

I'm a Chinese from the mainland of China. I have to say this guy looks like a real Chinese gangster. Bad bad man.

[hxy32167]

I'm a Chinese from the mainland of China. I have to say this guy looks like a real Chinese gangster. Bad bad man.

[DemonWhisper1]

what the hell did this dude just said?

[atlaswingSQAR]

=))=)) WTF?!?!=))=))

[KaibaThaDon]

rofl that was so great.

[peterski111]

Hahaha This fool actually spoke Polish!

[negamicheo]

OMG xD He spoke Polish xDD

But I have to say he's Polish accent is not very bad xD

But he's speaking sooo damn fast xd

[nayispoppin]

the fuck.

[jesselsj]

shame

[OstracismZ]

好激动啊他 

[piofranc]

Somehow he is funny but impressive how he gives more value to his service.he should be promoted

[stuckin80ss]

heh heh heh.

[007DefCon3]

forgudbout it wassup man!!!

dude is fuckin jokes

[okpapereat]

he speaks to fast did he say dankshin for german? its dankeschön

[RideMyBMW]

min 0:05 Dank that shin,dude! Thats German for "awesome" shin@okpapereat

[cpssnorman]

omg wtf

[randychan]

wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz up man!

[RAGGIO765]

What's up man？！笑撚死

[guyver916]

thats one smart ass pig

[togor]

this guy is hell cool!

[MrKiar1611]

well, can I have subtitle ?_?

[01000435]

呃乜9?

[supreme86]

forget abouuuuuuut itt

lol sounds so italian

[xbeta84]

LOL.

everyone should be like him

[siuyeray]

he is speaking in japanese?

[dairyman166]

what's up man!

[Bigshepdawg]

his new york accent kinda sucks, the other shit was impressive though.

[HabeKeinMitleid]

@Bigshepdawg He's not fluent in those languages... He just has to learn simple phrases to welcome tourists for his job... The only language he has to be fluent in is English for obvious reasons. He's fluent in others though. :)

[china194910]

OMG NYC Accent !! LMAO

[scratchneck]

hahahahawtf

[barbs19788]

lol

[Nirvana19941]

lmfao wtf did i just witness?! hahahahaha

[kanabrace]

Omg he just nailed the swedish :P

[FatRakoon]

I dont mean to sound racist becaise I am certainly not, but to hear someone with a very strong accent, doing someone else of another strong accent, is both brilliant and hilariously funny at the same time.

I have a friend who's father grew up in Jamaica and moved to south wales when he was younger. He now has a mixed Jamaican / Welsh accent that you would never be ablew to emulate, but here is the killer... He also has a lisp!

It makes me piss myself every time I hear him say a thing!

[SJSSocoms]

WOW HE IS GREAT!

[super7kay]

lol...

[rub23n]

what do ya wan' maaan? he sounds like Buys Bunny or some character from Looney Toones lol

[robnox]

lol chinese police seem a lot more educated and friendly than american police

[robby844]

@robnox thats why they never catch they people they are chasing right?

[studpuppy69]

@robnox Chineese are way smarter than we are. I can't speak a 2nd language, if they taught at a younger age we could easily be bilingual.

[eskorbutin89]

@robnox that's because americans are a bunch of savages

[bendystix]

@robnox Jeese you got all that from one police officer? you must be on to a new thing here.. Judging a book by it's cover, I should write this down..

[kangaroo685]

@robnox no they're not... I'm a chinese and the cops aren't that friendly.. they swear a lot and like picking on the poor

[BMWoX6]

@robnox no, i`m Chinese, and i live in China, we believe US corps are better than ours, that guy in the video is just an exception, most of them are not nice, believe me.

[dieglhix]

@BMWoX6 how did u manage to be surfing in youtube while u r at China?

[bbly096]

@dieglhix The same way Canadians watch hulu...lol

VPN probably

[BennyI]

@dieglhix It's called proxy servers

[BMWoX6]

@dieglhix well... there is a computer or network thing called "VPN", it`s basically like some kind of data encryption tech... so it helps escaping the blocks

[lilruc]

@BMWoX6 Chinese can't use Youtube. Dumbass.

[BMWoX6]

@lilruc u r dumbass, if you don`t know how to jump over firewall. go back to school, learn some more ,then get back to internet, you are welcome

[kenan3cn]

@BMWoX6 I'm sorry but who do you think you are representing when you say "we believe blah blah blah"? Who are you? Based on what evidence are you so sure that Chinese people think US "corps" are better than Chinese cop?

[BMWoX6]

@kenan3cn based on the fact that Chinese cops arrest/beat/shoot innorcent people, thanks for your question

[kenan3cn]

@BMWoX6 As far as I'm concerned), what you said is not a fact. You are welcome.

[BMWoX6]

@kenan3cn don`t your parents tell you should go outside not stay @ home?

[kenan3cn]

@BMWoX6 I've been living in Australia for 4 years, while my home is in Jilin, China. You are making me laugh by asking me to go outside, dude. I know your kind, you guys think you are special and know everything only because you can use VPN or some stupid proxy softwares that even 5-year-old kids can easily set up. Read some books, grow up and try to stop being ignorant.

[Doraemonchina]

@BMWoX6: you are a lame, don not tell lie about Chinese suing fake Ids, be the man, show your real face!!!!

[BMWoX6]

@Doraemonchina you wanna see my real face? go home and ask your mom, she saw my dick too. LOL HAHAHA you LOOSER!

[Doraemonchina]

@BMWoX6: oh did i hit a nerve, i just set that out for you!!!

you ain't got balls to see my mom bitch, never ever dream about that, go get a life or I'll crack you up!!!

[BMWoX6]

@Doraemonchina did you hurt a nerve ? nope~ did i hurt yours ? hum... 3 msg RE... yes, i did hurt your nerve, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! yo listen up : YOUR MUM IS A WHOOOOOORE~ live with that fact, i feel sorry for you loooooooser, ROFLMFAO~

[Doraemonchina]

@BMWoX6; Don;t be jealous dude, you have no gut to see my mom, plus you ain't have balls because you are a little eunuch!!!

Come suck my dick, c'mon!!!

[BMWoX6]

@Doraemonchina wow, you saw my dict too? sorry dude, now you really make me sick,, i feel sorry for your mum and your daddy, and i feel sorry for you too... just so you know

[Jacko9beethoven]

@BMWoX6 With that kind of language, you should just stay home...dude..

[NEXTLOVER]

@BMWoX6 wait a min... whores ain't bad! You make it sound like they sum sinners or sumthing. Shame on you!

[ChenJunHung]

@robnox its not hard to understand coz american cops dont need education right,

[hurricanelogan]

thos beijing police had to be because of the olympics.. anywhere else, american cops look like boy scouts

[harryotterrules]

@robnox uhhh



[mochaguy22]

they all sound like mandarin to me

[victorter]

holy shit, he is funny

[humpingbird]

Pruuut da gun down~!

[gimbadeebum]

The guy is great. I applaud him.

[dnlfriedberg]

What's up man??? lolz.

[blakka91]

no italian??

i think he´s not that good^^

hehe

[iCheesey]

i like this guy. very productive.

[VideoMonster2]

Omg he's like Bumblebee from Transformers. But the only difference is that he get his samples from hollywood movies only. (Especially the last part)

[hubfred]

Too funny. Love this guy.

[ellasfloyd]

lol

[mczr00]

do you understand is southern :D

[cattyclai277983]

LOL

[yanzionly]

wth, he is funny

[ivehearditallbefore]

haha love his ny accent

[jeff61177]

not even close.

[jeff61177]

nide yingwen shuode hen hao! Li Hai! Im from NY, why do we sound so whiney? Dawgs Dawtahs and cawfee.

[Zeanu]

WOW man Westernized excentric Asians like this talk like in punchlines only haha, awesome.

[jingyun1]

so cute man

[KoolJayJ]

I'd like to see a white guy or laughably a black guy pull this off