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  • If you just like the bunches, they make a kind that is literally just bunches. Much better.

  • I have never laughed so hard at someone talking about cereal as I did just now.

  • Honey bunches of oats is good. I get the kind with almonds. Well I used to but I haven't gotten it in a while.

  • "punt a goose". OMG, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. =]

  • Jpmetz I have just started my own YouTube channel " gingervitals" and there is not a video I could make that will top this! I love you! And i need subscribers !! Subscribe to me !!

  • JPMETZ!!! comment on video games!/review them!

  • omg I can't breathe I am laughing so hard

  • You crack me the frick up...just "discovered" your videos recently, can't stop watching

  • i want to punch the asshat-ette in the stupid makeup.com ad before this video started.

  • I wasn't feeling very happy today but you honestly made my WEEK. <3

  • get the kind with raisins! :)

  • My mom actually had an allergy attack after eating the cereal. It *may* reduce the risk of heart disease, but it also *may* reduce one's ability to breathe.

  • U ALWAYS MAKE MY DAY !! simply amazing :) ... Greetings from Egypt

  • LMAO Forget the cereal - give me a bowl of JPMetz for breakfast!

  • LMAOOO @ THE PAPERCLIP.

  • First, I was crying over the issues my boyfriend and I were having, then I put your videos on and I started crying because you're so amazing.

  • laugh my dam fucking ass off the dam hell... "make this horrible concoction of... TERRIBLE"

  • I had a bad day, so when I got home, I immediately watched this video!

  • Honey Bunches of Oats removed the flakes and clusters that were suspended from gravity. The word of JPMETZ is all powerful!!

  • You are amazing.

  • i favorited this video before i even watched it.

  • lmao this is my favorite cereal!

  • That damn paperclip.

    

  • By far this is one of the best videos ever on youtube!!!!

  • This...this is going on my facebook.

  • the only thing that sucks about the video is the youtube commercial that wasted 15 seconds of my time i made for jpmetz 

  • If anybody ever asks me if I want Honey Bunches of Oats, I will decline saying that JPmetz said it is a horrible concoction of terrible.

  • That cereal does suck

  • Flakes suspended in mid-air...I died laughing...LMFAO!

  • I really the taste of the vodka it really helps kind of round it up...

  • they are enjoying breakfast way too much

  • punting a goose? you're great. seriously. 

  • you'r really pissed of at life....i like it

  • my box has plenty of clusters

  • lmaooo "look at that paperclip" u make me laugh so much

  • Amazing!

  • 91 people are employees of the factories that make Honey Bunches of Oats.

  • I made a bowl a few minutes ago of this cereal, took one bite and google'd Honey Bunches of Oats sucks and it brought me here... My first time and last time eating this shit, I think I'm going to go smack my sister for buying this crap.

  • You are amazing... Enough said.

  • HAHAHAHAHA you make me laugh! (:

  • Made a youtube account just to comment on jpmetz videos... Paying Justine, one troll at a time...

  • u suck

  • the only way to be that happy eating Honey Bunches is to get high lol

  • this should be an ad for the cereal because this made me want some

  • I love these cereals -_-

  • DID YOU JUST PUT VODKA IN YOUR CEREAL?! LMFAO.

  • I like the new Bunches of Bunches, from Honey Bunches of Oats. :)

  • your probably the only funny girl ever .. girls just arent funny.. but you are.  PS.: are you really a girl?

  • I just had a bowl of this like 10 minutes ago and i had a grin enjoying my midnight snack.

    Also I don't buy cereal to look or read whats on the back, whats really funny she got most of you all worked up for nothing so who has the last laugh.

  • i thought i liked honey bunches of oats. I kindly thank you for the friggin reassurance

  • LOL your a godess !! :)

  • This made me almost piss my pants.

  • Lol at the paper clip xDD

  • ...you are funny but I LOVE Honey Oats, and I did smile like that until I ate it for 5 months straight and not just for breakfast

  • hahaha i watched this because svedka came in the thumbnail. svedka is a good friend of mine. however, never "broken my fast" with it, so to speak. haha ;)

  • i was eating honey bunches of oats wile watching this o.O

  • "i really like the taste of the vodka it really helps it round it out" HAHAHAHAHA

  • I could not contain my laughter... but I must admit that I don't mind that cereal :$ but lmfao

  • @GiveMeMalice1 she's gonna find you...

  • @94bananapancakes Come at me, Bro.

  • I went to hit your subscribe button. I cried because it told me i've already subscribed to you</3

  • this bitch is using up our time...who gives a fuck eat and shut the fuck up

  • when my honey bunches of oats gets soft from milk i add more flakes :D so i keep eating more

    

  • lol i love hur <33333

  • I like that cerial

  • thumbs up if you were watching this video while eating honey bunches of oats

  • I love how she has a huge bitch about the cereal, yet gives to a 4 out of 5 xD

  • @hazzabananza LOL I JUST REALIZED ROFL I LOVE HER SHES SO FUNNY♥

  • I freakin love you

  • LOL! Diets low in saturated bologna! LOL

  • JPMETZ is the only person on youtube that reviews crappy cereal AND terrible childrens books!

  • You made me laugh so much I almost coughed up my Honey Bunches of Oats this morning. (No joke, I actually did have some this morning, and you're right, there isn't enough clusters)

  • Lmfao she's gettin so worked up over some cereal. Lol

  • gurl you rock haha, but i do really like honey bunches

  • Hahahahaha the commercial before the video for me was Honey Bunches of Oats.

  • Honey Bunch of Oat gets soggy fast :/

  • oh shut up

  • Lol cereal sucks and nothing but sugar! Bacon & eggs ftw!

  • Svedka and cereal....you just made my mornings a hell of a lot better.

  • I used to love Honey Bunches of Oats. Then I realized it was messing with my blood sugar. So I started eating bloody steak for breakfast. NOM NOM NOM.

  • lmao "I'm gonna do a helpful ASS REVIEW FOR YOU GUYS TODAY." haha

  • Laughed so bloody much !!!

  • Punting a goose WILL increase your chances of being at least slightly happier for the next hour and SHOULD increase your loyalty to Justine. If it doesn't, you're stupid. :D

  • I used to love honey bunches of oats.

    Then Justine shed her angry wisdom.

  • hahahahahahahahaha vodka, youre a fuckin cack love you xoxox

  • Jutine,

    Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you.

  • "Me punting a goose!" xDDDDDDDD

  • who knows? she probably took all the clusters out. ohh and if i like honey bunches why would i stop buying them just because she said so..

  • who knows? she probably took all the clusters out

  • My kids love that cereal. It has low sugar so that is good for me. I agree that it gets soggy in milk so you have to eat it right away not sit around and fuck off then eat the bowl of soggy cereal. I am distracted by your black bra strap under the white blouse. Hotcha!

  • So u mean u buy cereal boxes with people mourning at a cemetary or graveyard?

    Ya know, the only thing that doesnt make sense is all the things u said...

    it's just a cereal, n apparently u make it such a much more big deal bashing it than wat's advertised....gee...u better burn ur TV, cos that's where advertisements are n it's just common sense ads r just ads....

  • O my gosh!!

    There is NOTHING wrong with that cereal!!

    And saying "may reduce heart disease" makes sense! Perfect sense!!

  • okay...u remind of my music teacher katie small(:

    are you related to her..like for real!!? l

    love ur vids(:

  • She added vodka o_O

  • What is Jpmetz's favorite vodka brand? I bet it's grey goose!

  • @sasukeichigo12 I bet it's the one she has in all her videos. :P

  • daddy problems?

  • I used to like Honey Bunches of Oats, then i watched this...

    I was asked multiple times by random strangers why i was burning cereal boxes on the side walk.

  • Funny Funny :)))

    -Subscribed

    Oh but for the record Honey Bunches of Oats are BEAST <3 :)

  • Honey bunches are awesome!!! :D!

  • your the only person in this world that has the right to bitch about anything.

  • :D

  • i love this video. all of it.

  • Life is my favorite cereal. It's pretty healthy, & tastes awesome!

    P.S. Guys, I think I wanna explain that she's joking. She makes these rants to be funny & to entertain her viewers.

  • Special K Cereal is kind of the same way...."Its healthy happy you!!".

    Well when I ate it I absolutely was NOT happy because that stuff tasted fucking HORRIBLE.

  • it seems like you talk a lot of shit, and i'm totally okay with that, so i'm subscribing. totally disagree though. i love honey bunches of oats. <3

  • Honey Bunches of Oats are the shitt :)

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  • @EternallyShikaku

    Learn some punctuation and grammar, kaythnx

  • ...just eat your cereal

  • 77 People like the Honey Bunches of Oats box.

  • haha I love it!!

  • Not gonna lie, I love me some Honey Bunches of Oats.

  • when you ramble and shizz you remind me of don vito from viva la bam

  • I LOVE THAT CEREAL!<3333333

  • I like the blue kind

  • I love this cereal, and I'm going to continue eating it.

  • "Alright, it's still crispy, NOT MUCH THOUGH!" I love you!

  • you should try the almond one:)) taste fucking amazing!

  • Lmao ...i actually tried this cereal and i love and adore it i love it but haha i love how you made a rant about this cause this is how i feel with the fucking froot loops!

  • Cinnamon Toast Cruch is the best cereal of all time. HBOO is all right, but I dont want to dig to the bottom to get the bunches....I am too lazy for all that shit.

  • @BowToMySkill And ur an asshat.

  • FUCK that, HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS IS THE SHITTTTTTTTT

  • @garysingh702 yes,it is shit FUCKING SHIT UP MY ASS....nvm....

  • Man, even in animation your sexy as hell! :)

  • i luv those bunches of freakin oats!

    thumbs up cuz you're hilarious!!

    you got me at 2:00, "Look at that stupid picture!" X-D!!!!!

  • punching a baby may reduce the risk of having kids

  • I love as soon as she says a lot of subscribers , Friggin' youtube puts an advertisement on... Some Serious asshattery...!

  • "punting a goose" LOOOOOL I JUST DIED.

  • grape flakes.......... yum?

  • All the clusters hide at the bottom.

  • I used to like Honey Bunches of Oats. And because of Jpmetz, now I don't.

  • 74 people don't have any clusters of oats

  • why would you punt a goose? LOLOLOL

  • I laughed so hard, my stomach hurts.

  • Nothing against you, but I kinda like it. :D

  • i can't eat oats... i'm allergic.

  • @FirstClassHeroines your lucky.......>:/

  • @minkoize hahaha XD

  • @BlackMoon705 That's...vodka.

  • haha, I laughed so hard when she said "Who's that happy when they're eating cereal?" lolol...I always wondered why they put those random pictures on there too!!

  • did you just put water in your cereal? 3:52

  • @BlackMoon705 you didn't hear her say "I really like the taste of the VODKA"? it's Vodka, dear.

  • @Silversorcerer yeah but i didn't know how to remove mah comment

  • You make me ashamed to be eating Honey bunches of Oats right now. (Does not apply to the time you read this comment.)

  • this is actually my favorite cereal. don't hate me :)

  • lol so right about that cereal

  • I love your videos so much it hurts. 

  • 3:15 Watch closely, throws "cluster" XDD

  • Lol my cousin screams when she has to eat breakfast

  • I like it how u were talking about how they enjoy breakfest and u are tottally right hahaha no one would look like tht :D

  • If life was a cereal box, JPMETZ would be the prize inside :D

  • @danm966 She is my Hero!!

  • this is actually the funniest thing i've ever seen, my stomach hurts so much LOL!!

  • Buy Just Bunches and add it.

  • All this time I thought I was the only one who at Vodka and cereal...SMH! :D

  • WHAT KIND OF DAMN MILK IS THAT?! MAKE A DISAPOINTING VIDEO OF THAT OKAY?!

  • LOOL why would anyone wanna write a lifestory at the back a cerial box!

  • look crunchy.. not after milk

  • haha love your voice and disappointment in everything, youre such a hoon.

  • jpmetz your my honey bunch <3

  • YOU ROCK GURL!!!!!

  • YOU ROCK!!, all that hatas can sit on it and rotateeeee!

  • i love you mommy

  • @JillnRe ...The hell?

  • lmao who the fuck grins with joy eating cereal

  • Its 4:30 in the morning and I'm trying not to laugh my ass off. STOP BEING FUNNY!! YOURE GOING TO MAKE ME WAKE UP MY MOM FROM LAUGHTER!!!

    jp, i love you:P

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  • At 2:00 and on, I couldn't stop laughing.

  • Lmao no no still fake and gay jk