Justin- one condition "my dog ate my penis", please dont tell anyone. often i running down the street at night saying "where is my penis, where is my penis"//
she stupid as shit anybody would be happy to have him on the show but she's sitting there down playing him for kelly clarkson who probably will never call her dumb ass
Penis's are a serious problem. Over half the United States Citizens ae born with this birth defect. Even the president has one!WE MUST DO SOMETHING TO STOP THIS!!
When is Justin going to be on? While we are waiting if anyone wants to see great Justin pictures and listen to his new music check out his website and his myspace!
I haven't watched ALL the videos, but as far as I know, he was only mentioned once or twice. He was the runner-up to Kelly Clarkson on the first season of American Idol, hence Katie asking him for her number and calling him the next best thing and such.
And it's nice to see you created this account seven hours ago, and have watched sixteen videos. Do us all a favor, go be a total jackass someplace else.
I'll put my bets on Guarini also, but I don't agree. Many girls have better skills than men, I just think Justin may have better skill sets than Katie.
hahahahaha you are so fuckin rockin cool - so in return you gotta come do some videos with my people at Stratton ANG, NY look us up girl. Everyone would love to see yea - we watch your videos all the time.
ok seriously...wow. Cute video. But it's GUA-RI-NI, not greenie. And dammit next time you say "PLEASE hold it against me Justin"!! Seriously now. Oh, and his concert was like 3 weeks ago...SO WHERE'S THE CONTINUATION.
And also, all you people saying Justin is a tool can grow up. SERIOUSLY. He's a good guy.
PS- Didn't I see you there? At the concert, I mean.
Oh look, a REAL Justin Guarini fan getting their panties all in a bunch. Newsflash --- The dude is a NOBODY, in the public eye AND on YouTube, so get off our Katie's back and go back to Texas. Didn't Katie's Eagles already shut you up enough?
Dude, I see what you're trying to do thinking that you can win my girl by giving her lots of comments and pumping up her ratings but it won't work. Do you remember that song with Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney? The Girl is Mine? Well, you're Michael.
Tune in next week folks, as Katie lays out her for Penis Holocaust!! All men will be required to visit the sperm bank once to propagate the species, and they will immediately report by to the nearest ball removal institute. Once the procedure is done, all men will receive their standard issue "Yes Dear" handbook and The Gilmore Girls- 5th Season on DVD.
You are only YouTube person I subscribe for. No other person you have my loval true heart. Fire burn in my soul for to kiss you and sweet breath all together and together and never apart you message me and I will reply.
Your hair like silk and butter. I have handsome hair is strong no lose and you never need to diet or eat what not you want I will love you please. I not no what you feel for me, but to me you are Princess and like in chilren book I make you gold glow with much special. If you no Princess Grace was from America and you will be her for me like that! I love you!
Katie I can tell you not enough how beautiful you are. You to message me and make offer to come visit me I feel passion for you. When it is time right will to be married and live with 10 babies all with you. This man Justin have no feeling for love with you. You need man like me. I proud to say all love in heart for you Katie.
opps posted too soon. cann't wait for dual with justin. hope your penis boy don't take too loooonnng get next vid out. I know boys can be such lazy asses!
Caveat, the third-person singular present subjunctive of the Latin cavere, means "warning" (or more literally, "let him beware"); it can be shorthand for Latin phrases such as
awesome girl! I'm so happy for you and all of us lol! This is going to be sooo fun! Give him a hug for me and tell him to watch for me in the next few years on idol and then if he's ever looking for people to sing with I'm open for it lol. You're totally gonna win this duel! You'll have to tell me how you got his number, then I can go track down Ace and get him to come out lol, and don't tell anybody else lol cause he's all mine lol. Love ya Katie!
Ok, so now I am "in the know" so to speak. I rented the movie "From Justin to Kelly" tonight, and it was very, very bad while cute and campy at the same time. He is very handsome, and quite the good singer.
Ok, for those of you bashing on Katie's upcoming guest star Justin Guarini, here's my take; Ok, so the movie flopped, but it didn't seem to hurt Kelly. Personally, I liked the Guarini kid much better. I do hope this is serious, because I would really love to see it. Katie, don't let us down baby.
Katie would kick your ass! Then she would dress you like Kelly Clarkson and make you dance around in a video while folding her laundry, and making grill cheese sandwiches, and painting the cat, and, and .... and I shouldn't smoke and play on Youtube!
You know, I probably owe you an apology. It really wasn't a fair contest from the beginning, you and I, battling to win Katie's heart. After reading this last post of yours I realize your mental handicap, and I see how it must feel to truly be the underdog.
Just kidding. You go ahead and go Hollywood if you want to. I wish you great success and you have my blessing. I'm sure that makes you feel much better.
Justin- one condition "my dog ate my penis", please dont tell anyone. often i running down the street at night saying "where is my penis, where is my penis"//
tannert88 2 years ago
i think ur very funny and cool tbhh
xxellijonesxx 2 years ago
she stupid as shit anybody would be happy to have him on the show but she's sitting there down playing him for kelly clarkson who probably will never call her dumb ass
keysisdashit 2 years ago 2
This isn't a Drew Barrymore skit right? She's tossing her hair like a scene in Never Been Kissed
SingingTurkey 3 years ago
end credits are cute!!
Caitlin1391 3 years ago
was that really justin?
kitcat926 3 years ago
holla tri
mikey57804 3 years ago
u gotta hate penises, almost all men are born with one... its a serious problem only about a quarter of men are born without one!
pyroofwill 3 years ago
and the quarter born without one are lesbians trying to act like they have one
aslin81 3 years ago
"I'm like a grandma!" LOL... you make me Laugh :)
123JessMonty123 3 years ago
omg u r hilarious
NYUcutie 3 years ago
Penis's are a serious problem. Over half the United States Citizens ae born with this birth defect. Even the president has one!WE MUST DO SOMETHING TO STOP THIS!!
paigep17 3 years ago 5
lol
mathias1211 3 years ago
Lets start from your dad
UserDecript 3 years ago
lol nice
paigep17 3 years ago
how did u get his #?
but i liek the video.
and like shizzy17 said, cute hair!
Tara2127 3 years ago
Is that really Guarini?
ThreshholdHammer 4 years ago
this so funny
" i voted for u 25 milion times i swear to god" lol
katie ur funny
xnicolersx 4 years ago 2
i like glasses on you!!
Cmkx05 4 years ago 2
that's so cool
bloops588 4 years ago
and what? be nice to you penis...
well you were born with ur penis u cant do nothing bout that
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVEE U KATIEE
castorooo91 4 years ago
you should do some kind of skit where you dress up like an old lady. that would be funny
syntheticka 4 years ago
ugh i love kelly!!! and u<3 luv ya cutie
your biggest fan jamie
katieloverxo 5 years ago
What hurts the most about this is that Kelly is probably my favourite singer.
desscroll 5 years ago
You want Kelly's #. I have it. Call me.
MysterEy1 5 years ago
I like your hair, cute:)
Shizzy17 5 years ago
Justin articulates himself nicely. :) How fun for you, Katie! I already saw the first vid so I'm waiting for the next...
annspade 5 years ago
Justin Guarini, wow! How do you get heavy hitters like him? Can you get Kato Kaelin? Lorena Babbitt? Gary Coleman? Or how about Joey Buttafuoco?
tombrecker 5 years ago
My name's Justin...
TheAbsurdTruth 5 years ago
i LOVE your videos. i still don't get what a caveat is... lol
hsmo 5 years ago
what comment was racist?
princesstabitha84 5 years ago
Yay we can upload videos again!
The duel is probably getting made, I can't wait, I'm excited! :D
amoebamorzigen 5 years ago
When is Justin going to be on? While we are waiting if anyone wants to see great Justin pictures and listen to his new music check out his website and his myspace!
jgssf 5 years ago
Hay you stole my w e e e line. I can't wait so excited G-e-e-e-e-e, G-e-e-e-e.
sandyanna 5 years ago
I saw Justin in concert recently and he was fantastic! I wonder what the duel will be? Im betting on Justin!
jgssf 5 years ago
I haven't watched ALL the videos, but as far as I know, he was only mentioned once or twice. He was the runner-up to Kelly Clarkson on the first season of American Idol, hence Katie asking him for her number and calling him the next best thing and such.
ktogarweeno 5 years ago
that was good, although I must admit I have no idea who this Justin guy is... assume he was mentioned in a previous vid that I must have missed
21stCenturyCat 5 years ago
haha i love you! lol cant wait xx
thisnamestaken 5 years ago
purplesix, that comment doesn't even make sense!
ZanyBear 5 years ago
Justin sounds extremely sexy over the phone. Katie is terribly ugly.
purplesix 5 years ago
Justins voice sexy? Perhaps, I'm not an expert.
Katie terribly ugly??? You're blind, or have bad taste in women. Katie is quite attractive by most mens standards.
But nice try at leaving an ignorant comment.
Blue161 5 years ago
And it's nice to see you created this account seven hours ago, and have watched sixteen videos. Do us all a favor, go be a total jackass someplace else.
Blue161 5 years ago
Maybe you should get a life. You obtuse immigrant. If it hurts it's because it is infected. Dick!!!!
SonofJob 5 years ago
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loidallen 5 years ago
it made more sense than your shit that you keep posting on all of Katie's videos. Get a life already
undercoverfilmer00v 5 years ago
wow after reading some of the comments alot of u are out their 0_0a lol..
Lagato445 5 years ago
where have you been?
katiesopinion 5 years ago
Justin...is pretty much good at everything, so it will be interesting to see what he decides to do...
ktogarweeno 5 years ago
Caveat- Prissy man purse. Ask Webster! That prick never lies!
Superbastard 5 years ago
katie rocks! Can't wait for the next episode!
issabobissa88 5 years ago
justin is no batman
battim 5 years ago
Justin is BETTER than Batman!
GetMoni 5 years ago
I'll put my bets on Guarini also, but I don't agree. Many girls have better skills than men, I just think Justin may have better skill sets than Katie.
Sanbient 5 years ago
Maybe but he is choosing the duel so it could be something justin is already good at.
Favorite01 5 years ago
Katie will use a secret sneak attack when Justin isn't looking because she be cool like that!
ZanyBear 5 years ago
I gave the 100th rating. A 5 star. ;)
I've rated twice already though, I think you can rate many times if you visit again.
shado67 5 years ago
Wow, thank you!
katiesopinion 5 years ago
Wow 10,000 views katie is so good. I've viewed it 3x by the way, and it's saved on the pc too.
shado67 5 years ago
Justin Guarini omg lol ummm yea thats very odd of all the justins you want Guarini Okey then
tfsproductions 5 years ago
also, a 5 star rating would hit the spot!
nyOPERAguy 5 years ago
that woudl be really great!
nyOPERAguy 5 years ago
ok i hope i get some comments in return here!
nyOPERAguy 5 years ago
no message for you penis!
katiesopinion 5 years ago
great video
packatana 5 years ago
hahahahaha you are so fuckin rockin cool - so in return you gotta come do some videos with my people at Stratton ANG, NY look us up girl. Everyone would love to see yea - we watch your videos all the time.
keyla31 5 years ago
thanks keyla!
katiesopinion 5 years ago
can i be teh president of your fan club please?!
nyOPERAguy 5 years ago
soon ;)
katiesopinion 5 years ago
you are my most viewed!
nyOPERAguy 5 years ago
katie! throw me some love spam!
nyOPERAguy 5 years ago
wtf is this love spam shit?
Blue161 5 years ago
Lmao! He said he wouldn't use his penis against you? That kinda sounds dirty. lmao
SKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK 5 years ago
ok seriously...wow. Cute video. But it's GUA-RI-NI, not greenie. And dammit next time you say "PLEASE hold it against me Justin"!! Seriously now. Oh, and his concert was like 3 weeks ago...SO WHERE'S THE CONTINUATION.
And also, all you people saying Justin is a tool can grow up. SERIOUSLY. He's a good guy.
PS- Didn't I see you there? At the concert, I mean.
tinytexan06 5 years ago
Ummmm, no
1) I wasn't at the concert, couldn't make it.
2) He is a good guy, for a penis (all guys are penises).
3) The continuation will come it time. you need a little patience tinytexan!
but anyhow, thanks for watching... i take it youre a hardcore Justin fan
katiesopinion 5 years ago
Oh look, a REAL Justin Guarini fan getting their panties all in a bunch. Newsflash --- The dude is a NOBODY, in the public eye AND on YouTube, so get off our Katie's back and go back to Texas. Didn't Katie's Eagles already shut you up enough?
Sleetstack 5 years ago
Sleet, you suck
ZanyBear 5 years ago
yo skeetsplat you really are stupid.
wutsthatsmell 5 years ago
Sleet stop being a complete penis, you only prove my theory
katiesopinion 5 years ago
LOL Sleet, you're usually a smarmy one, but go you sticking up for our Katie!
AustraliaAmber 5 years ago
wow. i had no idea that guy even had fans
packatana 5 years ago
well, at least he still does concerts. I for one am kinda curious to see him again.
Blue161 5 years ago
I still want to know what a fucking "caveat" is? Like a Miata or something?
Superbastard 5 years ago
hahahahahaha
katiesopinion 5 years ago
katie, you make it easy to love spam!
nyOPERAguy 5 years ago
love spam!
nyOPERAguy 5 years ago
love spam for you
nyOPERAguy 5 years ago
He's proud of it..well he IS half black
Get him to show his penis on your show!
Alisonnnn 5 years ago
which half?
Sanbient 5 years ago
HAHA. Do good in the dual Katie! =D
Sammerz07 5 years ago
I think these comments are messed up
Dennenberg 5 years ago
How?
Superbastard 5 years ago
I think so too!
AustraliaAmber 5 years ago
Yawn.
ff5166 5 years ago
that was the best video youve made. That was hilarious. Especially when your mocking him talking, lol. great job
macgyvergg 5 years ago
really? the best i made? youre kidding right?
katiesopinion 5 years ago
Are you serious?
AustraliaAmber 5 years ago
Dude, I see what you're trying to do thinking that you can win my girl by giving her lots of comments and pumping up her ratings but it won't work. Do you remember that song with Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney? The Girl is Mine? Well, you're Michael.
ZanyBear 5 years ago
I think ZanyBear and Superbastard need to have a duel!
issabobissa88 5 years ago
I think ZanyBear and Superbastard need to get a life
Denise401k 5 years ago
Tune in next week folks, as Katie lays out her for Penis Holocaust!! All men will be required to visit the sperm bank once to propagate the species, and they will immediately report by to the nearest ball removal institute. Once the procedure is done, all men will receive their standard issue "Yes Dear" handbook and The Gilmore Girls- 5th Season on DVD.
Superbastard 5 years ago
lolol!
issabobissa88 5 years ago
RAWR back!
Superbastard 5 years ago
RAWR OFF MY GIRL!!!
ZanyBear 5 years ago
You didn't vote for him! =)
"I would never do something like that" hehehehe!
Superbastard 5 years ago
i did so!
katiesopinion 5 years ago
Has he been getting work?
Superbastard 5 years ago
That's right Justin!! You stick up for us guys!! PENISES, UNITE!!!
Superbastard 5 years ago
Well, with this one point I might agree with yoy.
ZanyBear 5 years ago
RAWR!
ZanyBear 5 years ago
RAWR!
issabobissa88 5 years ago
now THAT's mature!
Denise401k 5 years ago
katie rocks <3
elise21315 5 years ago
not today though! love you katie!
nyOPERAguy 5 years ago
Love you too, thanks for the comments hahahaha
katiesopinion 5 years ago
someday, i will be able to spell better!
nyOPERAguy 5 years ago
oh katie you are teh ebst!
nyOPERAguy 5 years ago
katie you ROCK!
nyOPERAguy 5 years ago
katie rocks but so do you! You're response to this video was AWESOME!
issabobissa88 5 years ago
love spam for Katie!
nyOPERAguy 5 years ago
can I love spam for Katie too.... but in a non lesbian kinda way? lolol!
issabobissa88 5 years ago
love spam!
nyOPERAguy 5 years ago
You are only YouTube person I subscribe for. No other person you have my loval true heart. Fire burn in my soul for to kiss you and sweet breath all together and together and never apart you message me and I will reply.
LopezFire 5 years ago
It's Lopez' love letter.
shado67 5 years ago
This dude is hardcore!
ZanyBear 5 years ago
hahaha no way my hair is more handsome! andyeahkatieiloveyouandwillyoumarrymeimkindagaythough hahaha
shado67 5 years ago
Your hair like silk and butter. I have handsome hair is strong no lose and you never need to diet or eat what not you want I will love you please. I not no what you feel for me, but to me you are Princess and like in chilren book I make you gold glow with much special. If you no Princess Grace was from America and you will be her for me like that! I love you!
LopezFire 5 years ago
Katie I can tell you not enough how beautiful you are. You to message me and make offer to come visit me I feel passion for you. When it is time right will to be married and live with 10 babies all with you. This man Justin have no feeling for love with you. You need man like me. I proud to say all love in heart for you Katie.
LopezFire 5 years ago
Katie,
Good luck with the 10 babies.... then you'll REALLY be hating the penises!
issabobissa88 5 years ago
Not the sharpest tool in the shed though.
Satan8 5 years ago
Sharp enough for me.
ZanyBear 5 years ago
You have a great personality Kate
Satan8 5 years ago
opps posted too soon. cann't wait for dual with justin. hope your penis boy don't take too loooonnng get next vid out. I know boys can be such lazy asses!
KrazyKimmi 5 years ago
lov this vid
KrazyKimmi 5 years ago
Caveat, the third-person singular present subjunctive of the Latin cavere, means "warning" (or more literally, "let him beware"); it can be shorthand for Latin phrases such as
Caveat lector
Caveat emptor
Caveat venditor
HarryOnara 5 years ago
Uhhh!! My brain is about to explode. k, I think I'm done with this video now.
*leaves*
undercoverfilmer00v 5 years ago
nooooooooooooo don't leave me!!!
katiesopinion 5 years ago
One day katie will reply to my comment. I hope
shado67 5 years ago
She will but you have to ask nicely...
HarryOnara 5 years ago
hahahaha i replied before
katiesopinion 5 years ago
Woot! I'm somebody now
shado67 5 years ago
That's the first time I typed woot.
shado67 5 years ago
woot!
Denise401k 5 years ago
wwwwoah superstarrrrr katie!!
boylebongo 5 years ago
Hmmmm...?
ktogarweeno 5 years ago
awesome girl! I'm so happy for you and all of us lol! This is going to be sooo fun! Give him a hug for me and tell him to watch for me in the next few years on idol and then if he's ever looking for people to sing with I'm open for it lol. You're totally gonna win this duel! You'll have to tell me how you got his number, then I can go track down Ace and get him to come out lol, and don't tell anybody else lol cause he's all mine lol. Love ya Katie!
soulpatrol2007 5 years ago
Thank you so much soul!
katiesopinion 5 years ago
one rotten egg, no, it's a rotten apple
shado67 5 years ago
Hmmm.
HMMMMMMM!
I guess that was a Katie filled weekend for JMan. ;)
ktogarweeno 5 years ago
hmmmmmmmmm
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
you WISH it was hahaha
issabobissa88 5 years ago
"The next best thing.." oooooooooh! Man, if he shows up that'll be really great for you.
Superbastard 5 years ago
Katie is soo cool i cant stop commenting on how awesome she is!
nyOPERAguy 5 years ago
love spam is fallin!
nyOPERAguy 5 years ago
you rock!
nyOPERAguy 5 years ago
Ok, so now I am "in the know" so to speak. I rented the movie "From Justin to Kelly" tonight, and it was very, very bad while cute and campy at the same time. He is very handsome, and quite the good singer.
AustraliaAmber 5 years ago
Well said Amber!
Favorite01 5 years ago
This proves Katie is a cyborg. She has a microphone built into her ear. It's official; I've outted her as a robot.
cheezwizard 5 years ago
Whoah cheez, pretty clever. Very good detective work there.
FiddlinBenz 5 years ago
oh man! i'm insulted that somebody would try to pass off this robot as a real girl! i'm unsubscribing right now!
wutsthatsmell 5 years ago
oh wait. i was never subscribed in the first place. ok. now i WILL subscribe. hah. that'll show her!
wutsthatsmell 5 years ago
Ok, for those of you bashing on Katie's upcoming guest star Justin Guarini, here's my take; Ok, so the movie flopped, but it didn't seem to hurt Kelly. Personally, I liked the Guarini kid much better. I do hope this is serious, because I would really love to see it. Katie, don't let us down baby.
Sanbient 5 years ago
I didn't watch till season 2 of Idol, so I can't comment.
Dennenberg 5 years ago
Ah, Justin Guarini. Excellent. I'm expecting you to get him to do a little soulful acappella in the next video. After he lets you win this duel. ;)
sousance 5 years ago
How do you know he's going to win?
FiddlinBenz 5 years ago
Great video! I laughed out loud!! L-O-L
Dennenberg 5 years ago
lmao i can't wait until the next vid..i liked justins laugh. =] so cute.
jamieluvzyabaybi 5 years ago
why can't i post????
KrazyKimmi 5 years ago
ohhh... now i can i guess! weird! :)
KrazyKimmi 5 years ago
I was thinking of a new duel... Bear vs. Babe!
ZanyBear 5 years ago
Katie would kick your ass! Then she would dress you like Kelly Clarkson and make you dance around in a video while folding her laundry, and making grill cheese sandwiches, and painting the cat, and, and .... and I shouldn't smoke and play on Youtube!
Superbastard 5 years ago
You know, I probably owe you an apology. It really wasn't a fair contest from the beginning, you and I, battling to win Katie's heart. After reading this last post of yours I realize your mental handicap, and I see how it must feel to truly be the underdog.
ZanyBear 5 years ago
I would kick his ass hahahaha
katiesopinion 5 years ago
I think Superbastard is cute!
Denise401k 5 years ago
Zany have fought Conan?
shado67 5 years ago
Katie very lovely as usual.I think you need me on the show not that second rate lounge singer.Soon enough.You still rock.I have a penis.
yorgathecroat 5 years ago
Yo Goat!
ZanyBear 5 years ago
Hey Zany,I think Katie should invite you on and then me.Guarini is a chump.
yorgathecroat 5 years ago
Takes a chump to know a chump.
Sleetstack 5 years ago
Hey,shitty form of rain/snow/no true precipitation identity,eat my balls.
yorgathecroat 5 years ago
I really really like 3:12 onwards.
that's some long credits hahaha
shado67 5 years ago
Awesome job Katie! I'm trying to get Xtina on my show/ blog, maybe you could give me some tips about wheeling the celebs.
kingamaan 5 years ago
damn, Xtina is a pretty big star, that would be very cool
katiesopinion 5 years ago
You sound tired, or do you have laryngitis, etc?
"...you're the next best thing."
Uh-oh... lol
shado67 5 years ago
That was a funny part.
Sanbient 5 years ago
Yup :p
shado67 5 years ago
Just kidding. You go ahead and go Hollywood if you want to. I wish you great success and you have my blessing. I'm sure that makes you feel much better.
bigsbinny 5 years ago