I've heard those rumors about Jackie burying coffee cans filled with $100 bills. He gets the money from selling alcohol to underage children. Also from putting his thumb on the scale when he sells barbecue.
I hope that you guys set up a "write a letter to Jackie" type event like your "ask Jackie a question about his campaign" event- it could be a holly jolly Red State Update Christmas Spectacular event!
Deer Jackie Claus.Me an mah cuzzin Skeeter are living in that there cuntry called Engleland,which is in London ah think.Ya know,the one where Bush's little pet,Tony Brair lives.Well,ah wuz thinking,seein' as its Christmas an' all,kood you send he anmah cuzzin sum moonshine,'coz Englelish alkihol is warmer than hogs piss.Ah would be mighty grateful of yuz.Ah woulda playd ya a christmas son on mah ukele,but the strings broked...Goodbah an Merry Christmas ya'll.
Dear Jackie Claus, I want to meet you...come to Louisville KY!~!
WizKil 3 months ago
they just have to make a own tv show. that would be fantastic
nicolasbest 4 years ago 12
amen
shellysstuff 3 years ago 2
"You shouldn't Lie to Kids." "It's okay... it's Christmas".
Ha-Ha-Ha, What A Classic!!! Wait till David Letterman here's about you guys!!!
Big Mystery.
micheal34 4 years ago
Well, if you buy Dunlap a PS3, then I want one to!
AmericanCountryPride 4 years ago
I've heard those rumors about Jackie burying coffee cans filled with $100 bills. He gets the money from selling alcohol to underage children. Also from putting his thumb on the scale when he sells barbecue.
listerstorm239 4 years ago
you aught not talk likegat
shereebryan 4 years ago
That rumor started when the football coach bought beer for the team. Jackie had no idea what it was being used for.
AmericanCountryPride 4 years ago
I think Charlie Daniels wrote a song about it.
bull068 4 years ago
I hope that you guys set up a "write a letter to Jackie" type event like your "ask Jackie a question about his campaign" event- it could be a holly jolly Red State Update Christmas Spectacular event!
listerstorm239 4 years ago 2
thats a downer hahahaha
stitched83 4 years ago
lol this is awful! no one wants reality for christmas jackie!! lol
dragongirl724 4 years ago
yea i think we gonna have to dig up jackie's back yard
kakashi8492 4 years ago
These guys got it.
mathewsjb 4 years ago
Is this scripted ? It sure sounds/looks pretty realistic !
YLHB 4 years ago
Deer Jackie Claus.Me an mah cuzzin Skeeter are living in that there cuntry called Engleland,which is in London ah think.Ya know,the one where Bush's little pet,Tony Brair lives.Well,ah wuz thinking,seein' as its Christmas an' all,kood you send he anmah cuzzin sum moonshine,'coz Englelish alkihol is warmer than hogs piss.Ah would be mighty grateful of yuz.Ah woulda playd ya a christmas son on mah ukele,but the strings broked...Goodbah an Merry Christmas ya'll.
free42dream 5 years ago
Merry Christmas guys uh uh uh uaaah
messabout1 5 years ago
Does Jackie Claus' sleigh have a hemi under the hoood?
toofat4ponies 5 years ago
LOL.."part of christmas is lying to children to make 'em happy"
snakex3 5 years ago
Are you sure Jackie didn't burry the cash in beer cans???
dunechard 5 years ago