Scientology works and it helps people

[gombis666]

Scientology obviously didnt help his vision. The proof is sitting on the end of his nose.

[Denriada]

oh my god hes like a broken record

[SlowY00]

Why donkey kong music as a background music? XD

[TheNewAeon2012]

99% of the planet only cares about: food, sex, sport (usually the male sheeple) & shoes (usually the female sheeple). This is a brutal fact...sorry if ur offended sheeple! Now, the hilarious thing is, that it is ONLY from these lower levels of society that u'll find opposition & harsh criticism of Scientology (or the New Age in general). It's a complete joke 2 even listen 2 any arguments from ppl that only live 2eat & fu*k & have no memory of past lives or any spiritual understanding whatsoever

[xXxSyrioSxXx]

It helps people to

lose their jobs, money

lose their motivation

[boi187]

Scientology works at helping people lose their money and their mind; that is for sure! LOL

[LucianoPiz]

IES SCIENTOLOGY WORKS AND HELP PEOPLE !!! IT IS TRUE !!!! BUT THE 20% OF HUMANS ARE ENEMIES OF ANY GROUP OF IMPROVEMENT !! THIS WHY ANO RATTS EXIST !!THEY ARE SO FILTHY...PROBABLY SOMEBODY LIKE PSICHIATRY IT'S HELPING THEM JUST TO CREATE BULL SHITT !! COWARDS INSECTS !!

[DiEx80]

Scientology hurts and it beats people!

[ericcartman321]

"Deep down inside" (Dan Murnan)

[owensentis]

and it helps people i'm not joking i'm 12 i'm not high and it helped me alot i'd like to see even 3 good,logical reasons why it doesn't work just go ahead i know that it's bull shit

[owensentis]

yeah go it works man i guess that's what i'm gonna call him because it's true that it works

[CarlyCrutchfield4ME]

Carly Crutchfield is a prominent scientologist in Australia. She has been accused of scamming people out of millions and is being investigated. There was an expose on her on Today Tonight which connected her to the captain AOSH ANZO, her mother Kerry Crutchfield. These people are pretty rotten and are reportedly bilking people out of cash. If you have any information on this please come forward and talk to the press about it.

[EdmacZ]

Scientology helps people...

Lose their money.

Lose their conscience.

Lose their minds.

Lose their families.

...and even lose their lives.

[Shadowwand]

all I think of when this guy keeps yammering about it working is

"How many lights are there?"

"4"

"Because Scientology works and you know it.... How many lights are there?"

"4"

"Because Scientology works and you know it.... How many lights are there?"

........*for about 9 minutes*

"3"

"Now Scientology has helped you!"

[dawala1000]

PR SERIES 24.. HANDLING HOSTILE CONTACTS/DEAD AGENTING.. near the end of the document it says.....If there will be a long-term threat, you are to immediately evaluate and originate a black PR campaign to destroy the person's repute and to discredit them so thoroughly that they will be ostracized. (LRH)...this is from board polocy letter pr seires 24 handling hostile contacts/dead agenting..osa nw order 15 feb 1988 black propganda is a covert communication of false data to injure or destroy.....

[JayBrew391]

R.i.p dan murnan.

[PirateofAnonymous]

@JayBrew391

He's not dead.

[JayBrew391]

@PirateofAnonymous i thought he died of throat cancer? fill me in!

[PirateofAnonymous]

@JayBrew391 rumor that's been floating around since 2008. He was spotted earlier this year in LA.

I mean, if he indeed HAS cancer he could die any day, for all we know. But these rumors that he's dead aren't based on anything and have been around for a long time while he's been confirmed as alive.

[JayBrew391]

Anybody here know if this guy thinks $cientology works, and if it helps people?

[InterSeptX]

IT JUST WERKS!

[GabeV08]

Hey guess what guys

Scientology works and it helps people....become crazy

[ndroock1]

Everything they say about Scientology is true for the Mormons, Jehovas Witnesses, and another pack of cults. Yet, they only seem to protest against Scientology. - Why would that be? Do they approve of the Mormon rituals and the Mormon Science Fiction religion? - Perhaps they ARE mormons. - Anonymous = Mormon.

[spites1]

lol, this guy is the definition of brainwashed

[bluballzzz]

i know you aged teribly

[gombis666]

You know it works and it helps people. Cmon.

[pragmatismnotidealis]

SAVE DAN MURNAN!

[JayBrew391]

@pragmatismnotidealis word on the street is dan murnan died

[KyleSmithhh]

Call me crazy, but i think this guy thinks Scientology works and help people.

[Thomash89]

broken recorder. 

[gmn545]

Dan Murnan is self-deluded. He continues his mantra of "Scientology works and it helps people" because he feels a need to believe in Scientology. People like him cannot be reasoned with, because they prefer comfort to the truth. Ignorance (and in Dan's case, willful ignorance) is bliss, I guess. From what I've observed (thanks to Mark Bunker's vids), Scientology turns people into complete assholes.

[SchroederkilledLucy]

Malkovich Malkovich!

[contemplativegirl21]

Hahaha, is this Donkey Kong Country theme music?

[Knr911]

Brainwashing works, and it braninwashes people. Duh!

[globe255]

Dan Murnan, are you happy because the cult of scientology made it possible for you to do crimes a normal thinking person never would do? Are you happy because of all the crimes you have done for the cult of scientology?

[globe255]

Dan Murnan is now leader of a course named: You know it works and it helps people. I just wonder what is it that helps people? With what does it helps people? What kind of problems does it solve? Dan did you have some problems, before you joined the cult of scientology? What kind of problems did the cult solve for you? Why does it make you happy to run out on the street and intimidate people? Are you happy because scientology makes it possible for you to act like a child?

[globe255]

Poor robot, he need some oil, cause the wheel that makes the tape recorder working is getting too dry.

[xhantar]

my favorite part was when he said: "Scientology works and it helps people"

[JustCameOnYourFace]

Isn't this the theme song to donkey kong country or something?

[turn125]

What kind of church has enemies? islam killed far far far more people than scientology. They even preach death to non believers... Yet i dont see you harrasing that religion. You actually make me want to learn more about scientology.

[PirateofAnonymous]

@turn125

1) Can you find any dox that confirms or strongly suggest the existance of a universal list of enemies of the organised islamic religion? See, that's the difference. There are extrimists of all kinds, but Scientology is different. The organisation itself is poisonous.

2) please point to the "harrasing" parts of this video.

3) if you want to learn more about Scientology, that's a very good thing. More people should do that. Start by typing it into google and have at it :-)

[TheAnonymousSeeker]

@PirateofAnonymous

Truth. The more you know...

What you said = awes.

[thegirl44]

@PirateofAnonymous

"Can you find any dox that confirms or strongly suggest the existance of a universal list of enemies of the organised islamic religion?"

Salman Rushdie? That little fatwah problem that he had that sent him into hiding to this day? If a fatwah is issued all Muslims are expected to adhere to it.

I'm just saying.

[lord69z]

@turn125 yeah ur an idiot parsing the evil of 2 delusional ways of thinking.

Good job on intellectual honesty.

[CarterUSP]

What was his point, i think I missed it. Something about scientology helping people and working and stuff?

[Finlandcitizen]

That's Dan Murnan?

Holy cow has he aged! Still, a fantastic video.

[EikC]

I think Scientology works, and it would appear that it helps people, too...

[Baeloth]

Co$ is bad mkay...

He's nuts, music is perfect! :D

[fiver79]

sorry... what did he say? i missed that ;)

[rtsownage]

Omfg. That's so funny, esp since the guy believes it himself :D

[AnonymousElektron]

What exactly is that video supposed to prove?

You people are pathetic.

What, did they kick you out?

He completely shattered your suppression, assholes.

Find something better to do with your nights than hassling people in front of their churches.

[analyzingfunny]

@AnonymousElektron lololo

[tgoodfella]

you know what i got out of this video, is scientology works:) It helps, helps what? There pocket book.

[jgoemat]

You know it's brainwashing and propaganda because they don't discuss things, they simply parrot propaganda and they don't listen.  It's like talking to a robot.

[driver01z]

IT

WORKS

AND

IT

HELPS PEOPLE

I know it is true...

[sociopathix]

Scientology does work, its true. It works the exact way L ron hubbard intended it to. Works like a scam, works like a cult, works like those guys who drank koolaid to get to the spaceship. O.o

[jimmah1967]

*kook

[jimmah1967]

The saddest thing about scientology is that its adherents are utterly content with being enslaved.The irony is that they believe they are totally free.

Hubbard was a cook and so forth but nevertheless[and notunlike Hitler]he was a genius when it comes to mind control.

[jimmah1967]

Dan is my hero.Women want him and men want to be like him.

[RadioPaul1]

His communication skills have grown so much over the years! NOT ! Scientology has not done shit for him.

[AaronSaxtonSpeaks]

Ladies love the Dan Murnan

[an0nim0uz]

Scientology works in the sense that it helps people getting rid of their money.

So yeah, Scientology works and it helps people.

[ericcartman321]

Dan Murnan:

Scientology works and it helps people Scientology works and it helps people Scientology works and it helps people Scientology works and it helps people Scientology works and it helps people Scientology works and it helps people Scientology works and it helps people Scientology works and it helps people Scientology works and it helps people Scientology works and it helps people Scientology works and it helps people Scientology works and it helps people

[executableapplet]

brain dogma

e = "Scientology works and it helps people"^2.

the truth is, he sincerely does not grasp the concept of people hating his church. and he only sincerely wants to help people, but is too blind, too brainwashed to realize his enthusiasm is invested in something that does not work. that his "theta-circle" or whatever they call it, cannot be broken in by "thetans", and its "engrams" would change his thoughts. so by repeating the same thing over and over, solidifies his thoughts and bel.

[Bkorczak]

And here I try to teach my parrot to speak. CO$ could probably do it, they trained these guys to talk like a parrot.

Stay safe.

BK

[yautja02]

What is the music in the background? because its AMAZING omfg!!!

and of course yes... what a tool, i feel sorry for him

[PirateofAnonymous]

@yautja02

music is from donkey kong country. bonus room and stage select, i think.

[DiEx80]

I was wondering why it sounded so familiar... I couldn't place it.

BTW it should be "Scientology hurts and it beats people"

[NomenNescioNY]

THAT'S why it's so familiar! Brilliant video!

[FreeTheRadical]

Old Father Hubbard

Went to the cupboard,

To give the poor dog a bone:

When he came there,

The cupboard was bare,

And so the poor dog had none.

left to starve and die in the sun

neglected and left till all hope was gone

the poor dog was lisa mcpherson

[SofaKingAwesome23]

wow... i now realize that... that it IS TRUE... SCIENTOLOGY WORKS!... and... and IT HELSP PPL!

[ditdadi3]

This comment was removed due to copyright claims by the Church of Scientology.

[Nguli34689]

Sounds like a mantra: "Scientology works and it helps people"...It's like talking to a fantatic who cannot engage in a dialog. There's no itelligent rebuttal here. In fact, I now see evidence why I should stay clear from them. If it makes this man repeat himself time and again in this way and be evasive, then you know that something is wrong with this picture. I choose not to talk to them. I can't help but wonder if Scientology is a Rackateer Influenced Corrupt Oranization. Is it?

[ejubbe]

If you say the same lie enough times it becomes true.

[1MrNobody1]

[citation needed]

[Hidraga]

bullshit!

[erasmus2012]

Dan Murnan is dead hahaha what a fucker didn't help u cunt. RIS-hit. I was in the cult over a decade ago but I got out b4 info on the net to ease them to leave. I got out as I sensed evil occurring, whilst others ridiculed me. I wont excuse todays members because they are brainwashed. They always have choice, as I did, & I went through shit but fought my way out. They know they arent clearing the planet but fucking up peoples lives. Anyone thats still in it after senate inquiry is a crim

[VermillionFoxx]

@ gregerpwns

Wtf is wrong with you? You should have never had any faith in humanity to begin with.

[gregerpwns]

What the hell...? I'm loosing my faith in the thing called humanity. This is saad....

[BunnyGotWheelz]

that old fag knows that he dont work and he dont help ppl

[isiah29sixteen]

yes scientology works. we actually know it works. it aims to extort money from the weak, and it works. It aims to gain control over your mind, and that works, too. It tries to separate families,and that works to a degree, too. Yes scientology works very well in destroying people's lives. And it does help people, look at what ti did for tommy davis and david miscavage, it made them rich. So this guy is on the money so to speak.

[an0nim0uz]

The woman at the end is priceless. Owned.

[Slagdar]

this guy gives the work REDUDANCY a whole new level.

[piranah88]

Bahahahaahh. I wish Melbanon came across someone as nutty as this.

[V0udka]

Scientology works helping people get rid of their moneyz

[dijhili]

This guy is a nutcase !

[Sparisi1122]

Hahaha!

This is great. What makes it even funnier is that you can tell the guy holding the camera is wearing a mask. Most likely Guy Fawkes.

[DiEx80]

Scientology hurts and it beats people!

[ShredderXavier]

Scientology is bad.

[xallbeautymustdiex]

So I don't get his point... Does it work and help people or not?

[FaceEater1]

So wait. Does Scientology work? Does it help people? Do I know that?

Does Scientology teach their handlers only one phrase per body thetan?

[luxi378]

Scientology works and it helps people.

[hhaugan]

what a pathetic little brain-washed moron! :-s Hope he hasn't paid too much to be able to repeat that line over and over and over again...

[siminuria]

It terrifys me that people are so easily brainwashed :(

[ericcartman321]

"Deep down inside" (Dan Murnan)

[elisabeta13]

hohohohohahahaha jeeeeeezes!!! they r nuts!!!

[AnonymousNorway]

scientology works and it helps people

[telstube34]

I think he's trying to tell us that Scientology works and it helps people. And we know it's true.

I was a Scientologist once and I know it's a terrible lie. I wasted hundreds of hours and thousands of pounds. It gave me false hope and when I realised the dream was a lie I was devastated. It took me years to recover to the point I was at before I started.

I will say that I don't regret it. Only because it's made me question things more and I don't believe everything I read, see or hear.

[qinjuehang]

I hope you are not trolling, and if so, kudos to you.

[daveygravey123456]

it helps people bleed money

[redshadow1111]

I didn't get the message of this video. Can someone please explain the message?

Wait, never mind, scrolled down. Scientology helps work and it knows people. Deep down inside I know its true.

[oogaboogan]

scientology doesnt work and it ruins lives, alienates loved ones, brainwashes you.. the list goes on.

[snotterhorn]

It´s like he wants to tell us something...

[amapolamartinez]

why were they harassing this guy?

[PirateofAnonymous]

Talking = harrassement.

Thanks for clearing that up.

[perfectrsamurai]

Because he's a scientologist.

simple is as simple does

[CalamityKessel]

Scientology works and it helps people lose their families, friends, lives, grip on reality..

[jehstr]

I think hes trying to make himself believe that 'Scientology works and it helps people' by repeating it, he has nothing else to go on.

[ericcartman321]

"Deep down inside" (Dan Murnan)

[spindlegold]

I wish the background tune was like... The tune of "If I only had a brain." Or something.

[machwon]

that's so hypnotic. Unfortunately no matter how many times he repeats it. Scientology is a placebo and it destroys people's lives.

[vagusnerve89]

it helps work and it knows people

[Rotulette]

Yes scientology helps people... to become a robot :(

[PandaAbomination]

This is totally inappropriate music. Donkey Kong Country has a happy ending; Scientology doesn't.

[jimmyzheaven]

are u sure he's sayin

"scientology works and it helps people" ?

i always understand

"scientology burkes and it welts people"

[XenuVSScientology]

Every time he say "Scientology works and it helps people" he earn 2 cent. Now he had a milion Dollar. It works, scientology helped him. *rofl*

[INFECTED47]

Yeah i works it helps peaople!! it helps them become like you!!!

lol

[monkeai]

its funny because thats also most christians, "christianity works. And it helps people" .... wash rinse and repeat.

[ambientmf]

Scientology works and helps Donkey Kong.

:)

[DissidentDescendant]

Christianity isn't a regulated, monopolizing, brainwashing cult. You could put anything in there, though.

[sonoko91]

dude woot Scientology works couse they brain washe people.... after a wile i thougt he was going to shut down and leav an error report

[PooptartSkall]

It's funny/scary that not once was a clip reused in this video. Every claim was genuine -- all six hundred+ times.. I lost count.

[Nolebrab]

wow brainwashed much

[laserofjustice]

Hmmm- well, even a lowly "clear" is meant to have perfect eyesight- so..Dan, even clear doesn't seem to be true..

Donuts work and they help people..deep fried inside!

[hate4uall]

he needs rebooting mes thinks

[clitoris999999]

I love the music

[Kylling12345]

Scientology is a pretty cool guy.

Works and helps people and doesn't afraid of anything

[hate4uall]

yawn

your a nut bag

[AnimeCrazy00]

If you dont want to buy the information then dont buy it geez how is that stealing your money if YOU are the one giving it to them? DONT want the information DONT buy it. Yes it helped me geez...

[dbrzdejmasakr]

You ever heard about brainwashing?

[Avslutarn]

idd, stupid americans falling for that shit :P

[Rotulette]

Not only stupid people and not only americans. That's why this is so dangerous :(

[anonymees]

I'm not convinced. Maybe if he said it a few more times I would be?

[CrackerJackLee]

obviously he was cleared of his aberrant mind and provided with a new, washed one. who says training doesn't work!

[CrackerJackLee]

i get it: scientology works people and it helps scientology!

[Somai82]

I think Dan thinks scientology works and it helps people

[humiliat3dGrape]

hahaha, that's HILARIOUS! Seriously, I might just go through and count how many times it does.

[avrokneksok]

The human robot ladies and gentlemen, and how the cult of scientology programmed it by science-fiction. I hope you will get out and help us help you ;)

[funincluded]

Wait, is he saying it because it's true

...or does he think it's true because he keeps saying it

[Bkorczak]

Of Course Co$ works to steal money from the naive victims. Sometimes it cost them their lives.That's is how it works.

Stay safe.

BK

[AsmodeusNOIR]

I think he knows.

[soloboricua]

The music in this video is the donkey Kong theme...I think

[SkeksisRule]

Maybe if scientology works it can help him get a new fucking catchphrase.

Brainwashed.

[AUSTINANONYMOUS1]

hey does Scientology work and does it help people?lol

[lickmyASCII]

Too funny!!!!!!!!

Only one sentence of this idiot in this movie:

Scientology works and it helps people

It works?!? It sucks!!!!!!!!

Fuck them all!!!!!!!

[graxspoo]

It('s mind-control) works and it helps (itself to) people ('s money).

[jorgendavidsson]

Dude, Scientology works and it helps people! Don´t you get it?

[zambimaru]

If $cientology works Dan, why is Lisa McPherson dead? Why is Jett Travolta dead? And why is Quentin Hubbard dead?

[LRonScarface]

He was saying that EIGHT years ago!!

Poor sod!!

He would be such a nice guy in the anti scientology movement. He just isn't nasty enough to be a Drone!!

[manyousuck898]

hey guyz i think it works and it helps people

[DamienGraves]

scientologist are really dumb

[MadJackal117]

GAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING FAIL

[znotzelda]

Somebody make some Youtube poop out of this.

[R31Bi]

this is ALREADY youtube poop.

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[jerrylewis333]

"Deep down inside" (Dan Murnan)

[InFakeLife]

donkey kong muzak is appropriate because this guy is as dumb as an ape

i can haz bananaz?

[ApachePiL0T]

He's really beating around the bush here.

[AnonRanGER01]

I'm not sure what Dan is getting at.

[LRonScarface]

Boy, Clint Eastwood hardly looks any older.

[bumfighter888]

i think scientology works, and that guy knows it. thats the vague undertone to this video.

[scooterskittles]

Oh my gosh! I know it works! I know it's true!

lolololol

[Africanjoe]

All of logic and understanding means nothing, everything that we have known to be true is a lie, but you know what else?

Scientology Works! and it helps people......

[yorkandpomona]

he has been brain washed obviously...sad fuck

[Nibbles37]

loving the donkey kong music game full of nuts....video full of nuts

[darkalchemist]

well if it works it must work bc he said it does. he said so 31 times. or thats how many times i got

[elbartostar]

these guys all have that crazy look in their eyes.

"Your so glib Matt."