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  • rofl!!

  • ohh, experienced it soo many times!! "Blue Screen of Death", now i have a MAC and i'm happy:)

  • fuck letterman

  • Stop buying cheap hardware and you wont get errors. I had IBM Thinkpad. best pc's i have ever used and never had problems. also windows 7 is so great and i like it alot more then mac os.

  • Microsoft is just like McDonalds. Cheap shit, fast. Really cheap shit.

  • Oh craps :::Blue screen:::

  • i know getting errors pisses you off, but the fun part is fixing the problem. :)

  • he uhh invented the microsoft uh thing

  • I wish I could do what I want with an Apple, I hate PCs

  • This is why I use LINUX. Come on everyone! Why pay HUNDREDS of dollars for crappy MS software when LINUX is more stable and FREE?

  • @Rich8951 Because windows has all the video games man, and virtual reality is the future.

  • @Rich8951

    Why would I care about system stability when most open source software is either lacking in functionality, terribly designed, or in the case of drivers filled with bugs, like WiFi drivers.

  • @LowModulation Most open source software? Android, OpenOffice, Firefox, Chromium, Thunderbird, Audacity, GIMP, VLC? Of course. They lack functionality and definitely are TERRIBLY designed - I mean, they're awful, right?

  • @AlexLuckett ...cant tell if being serious or sarcastic.

  • @kamilmytnik sarcastic ;)! haha

  • @Rich8951 Because when you hit a brick wall you have to fix it yourself aaaand I don't find it as user friendly as Windows and trust me I've used Linux, windows and OS

  • @EinarBMAN

    I have never had Linux lock up on me or fail. Been using it for years.

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  • @EinarBMAN You have to fix problems yourself in windows as well.

    Also, I would say if Ubuntu is properly setup on a machine that has good driver support (like an IBM/Lenovo T series) I would say its easier to get my grandma to find software she needs on Ubuntu than on Windows 7.

    PS

    If you go to a linux IRC channel and have a nickname like "Shirley88", "Pamela91" or something like that, help comes runin xD

  • man i was actually interested

  • hahaha I laughed hard :D

  • If IBM didn't release such shitty OS's before and fixed all the damn bugs, they would've become the rich, filthy pigs. Also if Xerox considered the mouse-graphic interface they would've been the rich, filthy pigs. Fucking bosses were as stupid as shit.

  • hahahahahahhahahah

  • Apple sucks, WIndows sucks, all operating systems suck in my opinion. computers suck

  • @wavsunlimited

    why don't you stop fucking using them assshole...

  • @wavsunlimited So what are you using to make that comment? A banana?

  • @wavsunlimited lol please stfu lame-o

  • I wonder if Jobs made that :D

  • go die dbs ! :\

  • You thought?!?!?!?! It IS funny!!!!

  • this is lame.. i mean comeon.. that's just trolling.

  • Funny how people blame those errors on Microsoft... its the user who is the idiot usually.

  • lolololol this is hilarious macs ftw!  Fuck macs

  • @Shogun1090 Your comment's confusing O.o

  • You thought THIS was funny? HELL IT IS! =D

  • He retired?

  • @thebayareapimp Yea. Still owns stocks I think but does not manage anymore. Focuses on his charity work. And counting his money.

  • Both are great Operating Systems, so shut the fuck up.

  • plus if you are not a retard you couldve avoided those issues in the past

  • i dont care i dont have this in win7

  • And this is why im

    getting a mac..

  • @TheHinun and that's why

    i hate fanboys

  • @TheHinun

    and this is why you are a douche.

  • @TheXshadowzz And this is why your a prick with not taste in computers.

  • @TheHinun Macs are the only thing I can think of that claims to be luxurious, but actually isn't. When you buy luxury, you should be GETTING luxury. Not 1/3 the performance of your biggest competitor.

    It's like paying $75,000 for a Kia Rio and then saying......"Yeah, but it's more expensive than your car is!" Meanwhile everyone ends up laughing like crazy at him. That's precisely what Mac users are. Easily fooled morons who doll out cash and don't realize they got raped.

  • @vuurgerben99 Well macs actually are easier to use, no viruses, never lose a file and boot time is fast, theres no crashes, no defragmenting needed, and not even a start button. Cant get much more user friendly than that.

  • @OnanTheMan My dad's old mac (new mac if he still had it) has alot of crash-issues, and my boot time is faster than my dads mac.. he bought it about 1 year ago now.

    By the way lets keep it on: Windows versus mac. Mac owns that one.

    Pc vs mac. Nope :s

  • @OnanTheMan And a pc created the large hadron collider and is currently helping with investigating mars. While mac is owned by self absorbed individuals who paid shitloads for something that can't run a game correctly.

  • @fikolala Is that PC running windows? Is that PC made by Microsoft? And yeah, you can play on a mac as well...

  • @kevin9794 if it was running mac I think we'd have a large shit collider

  • @fikolala

    no.

    *sighs*

    windows fanboys...

  • @OnanTheMan Of course they crash, jackass.

  • @simondignam7 The OS doesnt crash its the apps you run, usually 3rd party. get your facts straight

  • @OnanTheMan Excuse me, theres no fucking reason why the OS cant crash. Ive seen enough imacs needing a hard reboot to know they can crash. But im not getting into an argument about macs with a mac user, because they almost always have next to no computer knowledge.

  • if i was to design the error message that is shown as the blue screen i'd make it rainbow colored in the next version of the OS

  • lol... im an apple fan... just cuz i like their products... but you have to admit, bill gates and steve are the most brilliant minds on the planet when it comes to computers, each on their own way...

  • yeah right on!!! that happens to me all the....... ERROR shit

  • thats alright, as a joke in kind gates bought the entire studio.....

  • People should know that bill gates didnt invent anything - he bought QDOS and renamed it MS-DOS changing little then there was the whole thing with apple... Everything that microsoft is has been stolen or bought from elsewhere. Nothing but a ruthless little rich kid

  • @rulebrittaniaPTBB whatever. he invented BASIC. and FORTRAN and made a ton of porgrams and tested programs other companies made

  • I thought that the narrarator was going to list in a calm and flattering tone, all of the ruthless things that Bill and Microsoft have done to their customers and compeditors as if these were glorious accomplishments to be lauded and proud of as a form of harsh satire, but this is pretty good.

  • This is awesome! I really didn't expected it!

  • @kornholioa

    Maybe.

    But I wonder why my Linux system never crashes then, if to follow your logic. Because everything in that IS 3rd party.

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  • so if microsoft sucks why u still buying software? so u like microsoft go to the bed childs i will use microsoft forever

  • Thats a good one.

  • lol windows doesnt crash that much

    but its bad code I agree

  • @malogames It is bloated. One codefragment on top of another. Like ActiveX, which they havent got rid of after 8 years or so. Makes it take up more memory, more HD space, and makes it more vulnerable. There are two or three things I really like about Linux' security, though of course it could have viruses too. It doesnt take forever to update. It updates ALL programs, not just the OS, and it doesnt have ActiveX.

  • Lol i Have had my windows Xp and it has only crashed about 500 times (not much) in almost ten years and it still works....... but its shit! IT IS A PILE OF SHIT!!!! well atleast it works. hoping to get a windows vista or a macintosh probably in 5 more years haha

  • @maniac893 Im right there w/ u man. i had the worst dang xp for 10 years and it crashed countless times! i just got a mac last christmas and its the bomb! its 50x better than our old 10 year old piece o crap xp

  • @maniac893 I've had my windows computer for a few years now, it has crashed once and that was because I updated a driver incorrectly.

  • Oh, crap... I hope I can fix this.

  • GOLD!

  • LMAO XD

  • hahahaa, i shared it in Fb,,i always played it and the last portion i LOL,,"son of the B__"......i thought the guy could hold his patience...hahaha

  • billionaire clown....

  • i have never ever had a blue screen since using win 98, win 2000, win xp and win 7, VISTA NEVER HAPPENED

  • WIN!

    GO MACS!

  • nice! ^^

  • Now that was funny.

  • UAU braddudeguy and Univ3rsalF3ar, you guys are great! You should make a novel together!

  • I was just about to reply, hit the go key and 'KERNAL PANIC! like WTF Has Apple never heard of these things or are they like totally alien to them.

  • lol...very funny

  • pc's suck more than a vacuum .... how is it that we all have one

  • because your mom does it too.

  • Your mom sucks more than a vaccuum...

    Anyway, the reason why we all have PC's is well because they did something right.

  • We all have PCs because they are cheaper, and started first

  • @Fredman5551 What do you mean by (started first) because if you mean that windows based computers where the first personal computers, you dont know shit. The macintosh was the first personal computer to incorporate a GUI (graphic user interface) which is now a standard (mouse, keyboard, and a display surface) Bill gates, made software for the mac, and then they copied the mac OS system and created Windows operating system. Which was a complete failure, until they improved it.(made it cheaper)

  • @GNaranjoN being the first in general, and the first to have a gui are to separate things :)

  • @Fredman5551 Be the first in what? Building software? Apple had the Apple ii way back when microsoft was starting.... Soooooo they were the first in what?

  • @GNaranjoN

    The company Microsoft Started in '75, Apple '76. If youre looking for an argument look somewhere else you fanboy. good day

  • vacuums don't suck you fool. It's the pressure of the atmosphere.

  • wtf?? lmao i think they meant a vacuum cleaner... cause they suck.....

  • Yes, vacuum cleaners kinda suck :D but techincally a vacuum doesn't suck anything. Yes I know it was a stupid comment but I was tired and feeling a bit stupid. Had to do it. xD

  • yes, and "suck" is the slang word for "lowering the pressure"

    ...but kudos for trying to look smart on the web, where only you will know how smart you are.

  • lol

  • Nice but usually when crap like that happens its not cause of the Windows software but the hardware and its drivers

  • @AntDX316 whatever the reason it doesn't happen to macs..

  • @harnoors93 Macs are too basic for anything bad to happen, only Windows and it's sophisticated self get's problems like that but Microsoft made updates to prevent stuff like that from happening

  • @AntDX316 Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler. [info][add][mail] Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955),

  • @AntDX316 That would be a Windows problem if it cannot handle software and drivers.

  • @AntDX316 Yeah. Arent drivers supposed to be part of Windows? Hahaha they tried taking them out and there you have Vista...

  • @kevin9794 I bought 2 laptops and turned them on fresh out of the box. I would say the performance is 3x slower than when I do a clean install. It's not necessarily of the unnecessary software but they put stuff in partitions such as the recovery and a place to put your data. That slows it down because it's a spindle HD not SSD. On a clean install it's just 1 small partition for Windows 7 and the rest for Windows and yourself.

  • @AntDX316 But it doesnt really happen on any other computer. Linux drivers our usually pretty stable (it makes it quite loud and clear what will break your system). and most others use microkernel type drivers, where it is like SHIT, well move on and reboot that indivual driver automatically. So, it is caused by the kernel, which is a fundamental part of Windows, and any computer

  • @AntDX316 and what is a driver?:D a software that mix the op system and the hardware:D:D:D LOL DUDE:D

  • @Edgtho36

    Nope, instructions for the OS on how to use a piece of hardware.

  • @AntDX316 it's the operating system LOL

  • @jsbasilio92389 it's not

  • !!! Oh my goodness!! This vid is perfect! XD

  • ROFL!

    That was brilliant!

  • we can make fun of bill gates and windows all we want but he must of done something right to make that much money ;)

  • @spykebrandon Clever marketing and unethical business practices.

  • LLoL

  • RTDG 6/12 GOOD one, that was funny.

  • LOL!!!!!! :-D

  • LOL FUNNY!!!! it literally had me laughing out loud

  • you must be young because that used to happen a lot in windows 98... and even then it depended what version you had installed and whether you knew of windows updates... I bet you're 15! you don't need a manual to use windows

  • @ozkhino haha

  • lolz

  • Oh Crap. I can fix this. Son of a bitch.

    Exactly what I say narrator guy lol

  • I think macs are good for absolutely nothing, and PC's are the best at everythig else.

    O wait, macs to do somethign well, they delude ignorant dumbfucks into thinking there computers are all powerful and have psychic powers.

    Macs are not good for anything, they are only popular because of those damn untruthful commercials and the majority of people who want to buy whats popular

  • ha ha this is so funny

  • thats never happened to me.

    ever. even under windows 95.

    letterman must have been looking at some porn....

  • You are very lucky and not entirely truthful. PCs just dont do multitask very well. THE BSD is no joke. Trashed MBRs are no joke. MALWARE.....neverhappen on any UNIX based sysy.(Linux, MAc)

  • Not entirely truthful? Well I can tell you from the beginning that I have never had an error come up in the middle of a powerpoint slideshow/video in my history using Windows.

    I haven't received the blue screen of death during normal usage (yes, i have overclocked too high causing windows not to boot resulting in the BSoD) with a quad-core my computer runs many, many applications glitch free, and i've been running vista with no virus protection for 3 months, no problems.

  • PC is much better than Mac .. trust me.. if you wanna play games like World of Warcraft on a Mac i wouldn't run as fine as on PC

  • That's funny. I noticed WoW ran better on my Mac than PC. The colors looked better and it was a lot less choppy/laggy and it loaded faster...

  • 1. the colors you can cahnge .. if they are brighter or not ..

    2. if WoW laggs on your PC you have a very bad or old one :D

    i played WoW on a Freinds Mac .. the Mac was the best and newest .. and at home i played it on my PC .. my PC is new and not the best (8 gb ram 1.5gb NVidia GeForce gt130) at it doesn't lagg as much as on Mac.

    now think about that

  • What video card was the Mac using? The macs got a new nvidia graphics card and it's great.

  • how i said .. it was the best and newest ..

  • Hm. That's odd. It runs great on mine...

  • y it runs great .. but on PC it runs better : )

  • No xP

    Haha. My PC was a nightmare. It would take 10 minutes to go from turning it on to logging into my account, and then another 3 minutes for the browser to load. World of Warcraft wasn't any exception.

  • xD .. you should have a good PC to play WoW :D

  • Well I'm only 14. When I get a job I plan on getting a decent PC I'll use just for gaming,and then my Mac for everything else.

  • look .. i'm 13 since a week .. and i have a PC for Gaming, homework, and works for school .. so i think its useless to have a PC AND a Mac .. better one of them for all .. ( i would say you buy a new PC there you can do everything .. but its your money .. and i think Mac's are too expensive for a lower quality Oo )

  • Macs ship with iLife which is 10 times better than what comes with Windows. The battery lasts way longer than on most laptops (7 hours) they are usually lighter, have a faster chip, better screen resolution, as well as a more stable and secure OS with a much better Interface. Might I add, no PC has lasted me over a year. You can get a stripped down PC that doesn't do crap for $699, that comes with a and virus-prone OS, but to get it performing to Macs capabilities it's a lot more.

  • Macs battery life lasts longer because it doesnt run any high end programs, it does not have a higher screen resolution than microsoft laptops, Microsft OS is stable as long as you have a good Virus protection and dont do anythign stupid on it. THe mac interface is unorganized and all of the place, whereas XP and vista re the opposite. And you can buy a PC retail forthat much and its crap, but custom build it for that price and it far exceeds macs.

  • What are you talking about? They run very high end programs. The screen resolution in twice as good than any windows laptop, stable only if you have a good virues protection haha, not stable by itself. The interface isn't all over the place. It is very organized and simple. I shall say this one more time. You cannot build a PC by yourself that is better or even equal than a Mac.

  • Photoshop is not a high end program, alienware laptops have 1200p resolution, stable if your not a douche and download a bunch of porn without a virus protection, the interface is all at the bottom with abunch of random ass icons, windows is organized.

    And your last comment put the nail in the coffin, you are a complete douchebag, you think that i cant build a pC that exceeds a mac? Your a douche, my PC that i built totally destroys the mac in every aspect(Computing, Graphics, Video editing etc

  • Macs run photoshop too. So if that is a high end program that windows run, it's one that Macs run too. "Random ass icons It's the same thing as your desktop on windows. You say what goes there and you say what doesn't. It is exactly like your entire desktop on a windows computer just less cluterd. Make a video about it. Show it compared to a Mac. I'm not saying use an internet article or whatever. Do it side by side and let people be the judge of which is better.

  • When i said photoshop is not a high end program, i was implying that that was all a mac could do, and stated it was not a high end program. To me, the OSX Looks cluttered and childlike, almost unorganized, whereas windows is very clean if you keep your files organized. THe OSX Looks like a kid drew a bunch of shitty icons in little buttons at the bottom.

  • Okay fromt hat entire comment proved that you have never even used a Mac before. So please use one. It's getting really annyoing arguing with Windows loving fanboys that have never used a Mac.

  • I have used one of thoe PoS MAc laptops that are small as hell, the interface was shit.

  • Oh really? Using one at a Best Buy doesn't count. Just because you loved it but couldn't afford it doesn't mean it's a peice of crap. Clearly you aren't intellegent enough to understand a Mac. I don't blame you. Now go scan for viruses and leave the smart people alone.

  • No, one of my freinds little sisters has one, yeah, now you know why. And no, i did not love it, the keyboard is crappy as hell and is meant for macfags like you with ginger little fingers, the resolution made the mac preset background look like shit, and how can you not be inteligent enough to understand a mac, all it can do is go on the internet, and msn, and look, it has some PoS video editing software that only a 22000 mac pro can take advantage of! ZOMG LEET!

  • Small fingers? I play a 7-string bass (ESP WOOT!) You cannot play those with small finger! PoS video editing. Well I know it is alot better than WMM that's for sure.

  • Who the fuck uses WMM, using Magix, NVIDIA MODEL DISPLAY, and Adobe are all amazing, and they cost litle to nothing. And zomg, you can play BAss?! Good for you, considering you have a mac, you probablly listen to the jonas brothers or some crap music like that, and therefore, you only need to play one or two strings every song! GOOD JOB!

  • No I don't listen to the Jonas Brothers SORRY! I was talking about out of the box installed programs. Clearly you know NOTHING about bass. If I used one or two strings during a song, why bother buying a 7 string?

  • Your missing the point, the mac pro with those programs costs 4x the cost of a high end gaming PC with bought programs. And why bother buying a 7 string, well you bought a MAC didnt you? and because some of your songs might just be very deep,  and some very high, but of course your wouldnt be able to coordinate the both ina song would you JOBRO FAG

  • Go to my channel. Read the "About Me" part. Do you see Jonas brothers ANYWHERE? Didn't think so. Since you say "Jobro" you must be a fan. Sad isn't it? The reason I bought a Mac is one big reason. Professional grade recodings. Every high end recording studio that I've been to uses macs. I looked at the software and I got it myself. No more paying $100/hour. If I had a windows PC I'd be stuck paying $100/hour.

  • Most men dont want other people knowing about their jonas brothers fantasy's, so i am not surprised, and im sure there are other programs on PC's that dont make you pay 100 dollars an hour.

  • Yeah that one really didn't make sense.

  • Actualy, it made perfect sense, i implied that to hide your passion for the jonas brothers, you did not list them on your whatever bands you like liston your page, but of course, you are too fucking retarded to understand simple comebacks, hence why you bought a mac, you are fucking retarded

  • Wow someone has issues....

  • I have issues? Your the one that cant make a decent comeback to save his life, your the one who cant argue worth shit, and even when i shove evidence right in front of your face that you can go see for yourself, you just blow it off because either your one ignorant motherfucker, or you already know youve lost but wont acknowledge the fact.

  • What evidence did you "shove in my face" the only evidence you said was your opinion. Yous aid you made a computer that's better than a mac, yet you've only used one for about an hour. But hey, I knwo how to work a Mac. You definitly don't. I know how the dock works, you sure don't. Okay here's more evidence every high end organization uses macs. FBI, Secret service, forensice scientists, Crime Scene Investegators, Private invesegators, etc.

  • I showed you the ridiculous prices of a mac for the almost equivalent of a gaming PC, it cost me 18000 dollars, go check on the website, this is the evidence i am trying to show you but you keep blowing it off like a douchebag. And yes i used one for one hour, and its total crap, i toyed around with it for the most part and used some of the programs, and they are not all that good as you make them. And no, they dont, you have been watching to much fucking TV you dumb fucking shit

  • Again. All you care about it GAMING! Go get a job, get one that needs a good computer. See if your "super computer" can do it. I bet you all my money that it wont be albe to.

  • My super computer as you call it would totally fuck over your good at only one thing expensive piece of shit mac. Instead of paying 18000 for the equivelant, i could even buy a fucking prebuilt maxed out alienware desktop plus one of their laptops for less than a fucking mac pro. PLus the right programs for whatever a douchebag like you needs to do. I use my computers for gaming, work, (Schedules,picture/video organization, projects and more.)

  • Ever try recording music on it? Good luck if you do.

  • Every heard of MAGIX Music maker douchebag? Its a great program for making and recording music. Please stop being so ignorant and thinking your mac can do everything and more than a PC can do, its actually the other way around

  • I have heard of it. I have used it. It sucks.

  • THis is the part where you have nothing else to say, so instead, you reply, I have already used it , it sucks. WHereas in fact, you have probablly not and are just saying that to try and justify the fact that i proved you wrong once again. THerefore i can already tell that youve been backed into a corner you cannot get out of, please just stop arguing you sound like an utter douchebag

  • No this isn't that part. Do you think I would pay for a Mac if there was a cheaper windows program that could do the same? No. So yes I have used it, and it is terrible.

  • Of course i think you would buy a mac, your a douchebag. YOur probablly one of those people who listen to those god damn mac vs pc commercails, and in the first place only had some windows 98 shitty ass PC. And then you saw the mac as an upgrade in comparison to your original crap PC, and now you have converted into mac fanboy form trying to justify the money you spent on your piece of crap mac.

  • Okay now you're getting pathetic. I have a 2009 HP laptop that i dont use anymore. It has Vista on it. That's the laptop I've used to try out several windows music systems. All a dud. Then I bought a MacBook (13inch white) With OS X Leopard on it. It has alot better recording systems on it. Now, please stop trying to say that I had a PC with windows 97 on it then upgraded to Mac because it is totally wrong.