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  • FUCK YOUR DUMBASS TREE ASSHOLE

  • when do you start to remove the wiring? or does the wiring stay there forever?

  • very interesting video thanks

  • Sir: What is the composition of the soil?

    Do you do cactus,too?

    What is the name of your store?

    Do you have a website?

    Thank you very much

  • ZOOM! We don't need to see his face, we need to see what he is doing....

  • 3:02 skip for analysis of stick

  • speak up

  • What a boring fart!

  • thanks dude this video was a big help can't wait to start some bonsai plants :)

  • If you want to start growing bonsai trees subscribe to my channel which is DavidClarkeTV , im starting to show people how to grow bonsai trees

  • Jet, a retired cyborg cop in the anime series Cowboy Bebop relaxes with his bonsai. Being a beatnic bohemian poet, a bonsai makes a great pet - easy to find someone who will look after it. I taught myself from books so YouTube is just way cool

  • why are people getting so worked up? whatever, stupid people... anyways, I want to try this, it looks like fun, I already play music and know a few languages, but I wanted to pick up another, but more relaxing hobby. where can I get one of these miniature trees? How much time is needed to take care of it? I'm a highschool student, so I have a lot of free time ;D

  • what kind of bonsai is that pleaseeeeeeee anwesor

  • I recently bought 600 Royal Empress Tree Seeds. I'll see if I can make one into bonsai

  • i think its a bit of a cruelty. Growing them for aesthetic purposes rather than what they are meant for. Stunting and forcing them into shapes and sizes we desire is being unfair to their original design.

  • @tra962 You are an idiot, You obviously know nothing about trees themselves

  • bad sound quality

  • nice technique, great video.. But please, don't call it a bonsai. It has a very long way to go before that.

  • you fucking dick like dobra!

  • Awesome vidieo!

    

  • This jerk took advantage of me on a China Business trip in 1996 and left

    me stranded in Guangzhou ditching me at the hotel . He is not respected in

    the bonsai community out of Florida. True bonsai is in the heart, not in the

    pocketbook. would take a lifetime for him to understand this..

  • @RandyGriebenow1 Its just a fucking tree. Calm down

  • that old man is not clear in his words....keeps murmering...can't get a word

  • where did he get that tree to begin w/?

  • whats the use wire here

  • Haha, he said doody

  • Nice to see this here.

  • Check out the "Bonzai Tribe". I know you'll love it.

  • What kind of tree is that ?

  • I tried to grow one... but it died

  • @JihadJoeC4 u need patience... first grow a small plant in a pot... and after few months of trimming transfer it....

  • best bonsai tips on youtube! thanks :)

  • be gently with that...you touch it like you are a barbarian!!!

    ,touch it with care and love,you brutal beast...

    shame on you

    its a small tree FFS!!!!

  • @MrNIO888 I think it will hold.

  • @MrNIO888 bonsai is verrry delicate.

  • @mercturd85 it takes like 10-15 years for them to look badass so start planting now xD

  • @mercturd85 I rather see you on my grill. bet you taste like chicken. tho I believe the smell wouldn't be that great

  • @Nhordmyr thats pretty fucked up. well thats cool because im pretty sure anyone who collects plants for a living isnt that very threatening...

  • @mercturd85 yes thats wat all normal people say

  • @mercturd85 haha laughed my ass off

  • I want to buy you, tie you up set fire to you, and watch you burn.... Mmm delicious, roasting fuckwit

  • @MurrayJefferson i want to see you try it, because if growing miniature trees is your hobby most likely you arent very threatening

  • @mercturd85 Haha wow, you are stupid. You are so narrow minded that you think anyone who grows bonsai must be old or small, and non-threatening. You couldnt be more wrong, and are just advertising your ignorance on the internet. Well done tough guy.

    Oh and for the record, I am 22 and not small or nerdy. I simply enjoy more sophisticated hobbies than setting things on fire and auto-fellatio

  • @MurrayJefferson son i dont know who you are, you sound like a little bitch and i would seriously pay to see you try and touch me. you may like little trees and jacking off to Dickens, but im pretty sure you havent been in MMA and Brazillian Jiu Jitsu since highschool, so please make my day

  • @mercturd85

    no one gives a fuck stop trying to act like a hardass on the internet to save your face

  • @nogod123123 "no one gives a fuck" says the retard to the guy with the highest rated comment... i think about 39 people give a fuck

  • @mercturd85 Look out, we got a badass over here. I didn't realize we were trying to make up for our lack of penis size by our popularity on youtube. Do you drive a gigantic lifted truck, too? closet-stumper

  • @nogod123123 thats what judges who gives a fuck to you ? damn someone never loved you . or maybe some one did in the wrong way ;)

  • @mercturd85 AHAHAHA! You are so entertaining! Getting all fired up and boasting about your fighting skills from the safety of your computer! Hilarious!

    Thing is buddy, if you really were a tough guy, you wouldn't feel the need to prove anything to some dude you've never met on the web. Also, you don't "be" in MMA and BJJ, these are martial arts which you study, practice or train in, and someone who has actually done so would never make such a dumb statement.

    Just some advice for next time kid :)

  • @mercturd85 u sick bastard!!!

  • @mercturd85 Thanks for reminding us of the lengths youtube trolls will go to, to find people to annoy. Sometimes we productive and decent folk forget just how shallow and meaningless the lives of so many people are. Your reminder helps us remember that no matter how much we fund education and how many freedoms of action governments allow, some people are just generally rotten boring losers that want nothing more than to wallow in their own idiocy.

  • @lazarus771 chill out, hippy, its a joke, maybe you should take the stick out of your ass before looking at the comment sections on youtube.

  • @mercturd85 for this mini theater u need mega budget!!

  • @mercturd85 lol...I needed that laugh, thank you

  • @soes0kavion who cares?!

  • Hello , what kind of soil did you put ? And did you put a mesh or something when you tied the tree? Thank you very informative for us beginners.

  • Can you explain more about the wires please?

  • @mattxhand lol. you're an ignorant fuck.

  • @mattxhand can you not see the ring on his left hand?

  • @mattxhand yes, foreign culture is equivalent to low sex rate. women hate all that understanding in a man, they much prefer internet trolls and arrogant pricks.

    YOU guy, need to get raped..

  • the main thing is.........i have no idea what the main thing is. I mean what was that plant?

  • @kevenpain that's a baby tree

  • I just got a bonsai tree for my birthday... I have no ideas what to do with it :D but I am willing to learn

  • I am unimaginably bored and my dad is away for a whole week.

    While i was eating an apple I got the idea of growing my own bonsai tree, so, would it work with an apple tree? And do I HAVE to grow it them re-plant it or can I plant it in good then shape it as it's growing?

  • I am making my first bonsai tree...

    I bought pine...

  • my dad grows these in america and he make arrownd 3k a day from these

  • @TheLunarpker WTF so ur rich as hell

  • @MrBuddyisreal lol not as you think sence obama and the crazy bills no..

  • @A1iiiiii Yeah! XD

    Wait, shouldn't we already know how to?

  • just got my first juniper bonsai, needs a lotta love and water

  • i need do this if the tree its new ? if its old i dont need ?

  • no they didnt have wires they had rope and vine which is sort of the same purpouse

  • wtf kids watch this so the people who were bieng rude you can speak to each other seperately about your dirty shit

  • ever here of a monkey pod rain tree? I bought some seeds, ones sprouting up to about 4inches now.. Little to my knowing at the time they get up to 80 feet!!! tall, I live in North America, it wont stay alive outside.. Can I bonsai it? and when would u start?

  • "Mike is an expert bonsai master." I'm jealous.

  • Damn this man got game! I bet he beating the women off!

  • this guy sounds like he had 2 much bonsai pot!

  • is this possible with any tree

  • @MrPyrojunkie no mate, most don't grow well or end up pretty shit, start with juniper pines, fig trees, maple etc

  • Terrible clip, tell's you nothing of any use, I'm sure if your searching for a video under this topic, you know how to plant a friggin' shrub!

  • Date an Asian lady #lushfmlk.info#

  • WIRE. the purpose of the wire here is to hold the tree.

  • Hi i literally bought a bonsai today already planted and apparently about 14 years old. this is my first tree and im very keen on getting into the art. but can somebody please explain to me what the wire was used for clearly shown at 1:25 do all trees need this? and obviously i do not want to take mine out of its soil yet as i dont know what i will do to it lol, does my tree have some sort of wire hidden in the soil? sorry if this is all a bit stupid.

  • You are britannic, isn't?

    PS: speak in a audible frequence

  • very educational video on bonsai potting :)

  • Hi Dawg,

    Look, I did not intend to be rude. Good on the guy for making the effort, and yes, it is a great video for beginners. But it is under the banner of "Expert Village", which is both mis-leading and frustrating.

    In my humble opinion, if you want to see true bonsai, run a search in Google video "Masahiko Kimura" "bonsai".

  • he has some load "S" whistles

  • i dont think the Japanese had wires

  • May be a great video but I'm not able to see it for the bloody subtitles!

  • Holy Crap!! I found the cure for Insomnia!!!

  • they should put "episode 1 or 2 or 3" so i dont randomly watch their vidoes here and there

  • This guy's got maaad skills!

  • Good articles and advices from bonsai masters you can find here

  • You don't know what your doing the tree should be planted off center and towards the back of the pot. broom/unbrella styles= cop out! to gain maximum stability you need to wire the tree into the pot and for maximum style wire the branches.

  • scot1506 no man you got it all wrong, bonsai is a technique you can do it on any tree.its not a species

  • Thanks for the subtitles....

  • Will japanese cherry work as a bonsai?

  • @MrRedeyedJedi Any plant that has a very woody stem, not just trees but also shrubs and sometimes certain species of vines, will work for bonsai.

  • Where do you get Bonsai soil????????????

  • The weird words/"subtitles" are covering up the whole screen!

  • tank you for the lesson!

  • bello I wish I can have one some day

  • what is bonsai soil connsisted of?

  • how long do bonsai take to grow from seed. aldi are selling a starter kit for 99p an u get soil and pot an all tht shit. also coffee tree, orange tree aswell.

  • @scott1506 actually I am not that big of a bonsai expert but as far as I know bonsai's dont come from seeds :P

  • do you repeat doing this every two months?

  • omg, i never mentioned i could raise my own bonsai but with your tips i already have 2

  • i think ure hurting the tree while doing this. be careful man

  • Thanks for the information!

    and well, I think his voice is a bit too relaxing.

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  • I nearly fell asleep listening to this guys monotone voice!

  • Slow subtitles are slow, and quiet dude is quuuiiieeet *Cups ear*

  • @Utalk234 and his information is still free :p

  • try to smoke bonsai.u will trow it on the window after:))

  • Yaa .. I would like to create various bonsai tree. Please inform me tips.

  • 外人も盆栽するんだな、日本人より日本的だ

  • what kind of wire did you use to hold the tree in place? thanks

  • @candeaguilar im new to this =S but ive hear you should use copper wire

  • @racermix LOOOOL i thought copper wire was used to kill trees?

  • HELP ME PLZZZ

  • come to my channal in about 2 days and come check out my little collection of bonsais

  • I break this rule myself all the time, especially because bonsai pots aren't cheap and the right one is hard to find. But the pot should be only as thick as the thickest part of the trunk at the base. So for example, that pot is about 4 times too large for that tree.

  • the second rule of bonsai is you Do Not Talk About Bonsai!

  • @SwitchProductionsInc lol nice

  • Fuck Ads Fuck You tube. I right this every time i have to see one. LOve the video

  • @dezzyishot same here pal. I can't stand them.

  • @dezzyishot and fuck you

  • How do I know how much roots do I have to prune without hurting the tree?? :S

  • It's not a bonsai... it's only a pre-bonsai or a mallsai.

    Sorry about that

  • pre bonsai or potensai and mallsai are two defferent things. i would say this is a mallsai. pre bonsai is usualy a tree that is good material for bonsai training or has potential

  • @rhedelmir Pedantic..

  • i love bonsais but when ever i wanna buy one there always out of stock

  • what kind of soil are you using..u never say. do you agree with using moss?

  • He said you needed Bonsai soil at the start.

  • Bonsai soil is different than potting soil in that it should be 50/50 soil/gravel or soil/vermiculite for extra drainage. You need lots of drainage to prevent root-rot. You can buy peat soil and mix it with vermiculite 50/50, and when the tree starts to become established, add a layer of moss over the soil.

  • Thanks!

  • what type of small tree is that im gonna start one and that one looks nice. please reply :)

  • how much water should be in the bigger pot?

  • Water untill you see water coming out the bottom, only water when the soil is near dry. and when its is water it untill water comes out the bottom again. you want the soil to be "moist" dont be afraid to stick your finger in the soil eather you really cant tell by just looking

  • i live in Lima, Peru; dont know if your ever been to lima or at least know a bit of its climate or something, anyway I would like to know which tree would be perfect for the weather here in Lima to grow and make abonsai myself, and also that it is beautiful, thanks

  • You can use any tree you want, just make sure you get a baby tree so u can cut off the top and plant it. i dont think the climate matters you just need to adjust your feeding and watering accoringing to how hot it is; the hotter the climate the more u must water and feed. and youll need to do alot more pruning, if you keep youtubing other bonsia videos ull learn, that how i did and not i have 3 growing just fine! hope it works out!

  • wat is a very nice looking tree but is easly to take care of?

  • no, it's not.

  • Expert Village will endorse anyone. I've seen so many Amateurs giving advice from "Expert Village", its pathetic.

    This guy breaks the first golden rule. Never plant Bonsai directly in the center of the pot.

    Don't listen to "Expert Village", most are clueless

  • srry to ask, im new to this and would like to grow one my self but why not the center of the pot?

  • @foobastion and the second rule?

  • @zihuetlachtli I would tell you the second rule, however the first rule forbids me from speaking of the second rule...

  • damm, i so wanted to know the second rule, thanks for your wisdom

  • @foobastion second rule. do not talk about bonsai.

  • @foobastion xD

  • @FoxifiedNutjob He must be doing something right if he owns a bonsai company...

  • yeah , wait 12 years.

  • im a complete beginner and im looking into buying a tree just too have in my bedroom. the discription says "suitable/humidity" does that i can survive in my room just as long as the air conditioner wasnt directly on it? so that i could still stay wet instead of drying?

  • @MattTheGuitarGuy to ikeep it huid you need to keep water close to it, but not inside the pot or on the tree, you can also spray the tree with a thin mist but not too often.

  • Your video skipped the point when you inserted the wires into the pot How did you place them and are you twisting them around the roots? or the Feeder root? how is the wire holding the tree straight?

  • Very nice video

  • I noticed that you've put this tree in the centre of the nabe. I imagine that your teacher did not teach you traditional placement. One is never to place a tree in the centre of a nabe, as god resides in there. Traditionally speaking.

  • Very informative for beginners.

  • @MacCogdell No it's not... it's all wrong.

  • @MacCogdell Yes

  • @MacCogdell it would be if i could hear his mumblings!

  • if you get a tree thats really a tree not a shrub you can make a giant bonzai after years and years of daily maintainence

  • will that tree eventually grow into a huge tree??

  • No it wil be a minatrure of a big tree

  • only if it gets more space to grow in!!

  • what does a bonsai tree do?whats so great about it?

  • the way it grows.. well that too depends on you.. but they are beautyful

  • It's an intentionally stunted tree. They're used for decorating gardens and homes. They look like full grown trees, but are small.