I reject your reality and substitute my own.

[Squiremjr]

Religion in a nutshell

[HomicidalPingu]

Theists

[thedjnk]

Whenever Adam was asked about that quote, all he did was say it again.

[NarutooftheRasengan]

Why didn't Lelouch say this instead?

[iugk]

dungeonmaster ?

[FieraDevilWings]

Anyone that disagrees with Adam on the creator of The Dungeonmaster original quote...well, he'll end up saying it in response.

[freohr789]

Did Adam, himself, ever claim that this was his? I refuse to believe so unless I have proof that he in fact did claim this as his.

Quit bitching about Adam and bitch about whoever decided to make t-shirts out of it.

[cena113099]

I want that shirt I'm actually meeting them

[jmj540]

HE'S NOT THE FUCKING CREATOR OF THIS QUOTE HES JUST A FAGGOT ASS BITCH WHO NEEDS TO SUCK A FAT DICK

[lartkrin]

@jmj540 well... he will come to you to learn :)

[MondoMagic3000]

@jmj540 well said.

[PhotoShopChannel]

@jmj540 retard

[squish200]

I reject your reality and shove it up ur ass. my quote

[zeix]

the arrow to the knee is really starting to get annoying. arrow to the knee, arrow to knee... Ezio Auditore took an arrow on the shoulder and started a massacre... arrow to the knee... pfffftttt....

[ballebanan]

I used to reject realities, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[TheCapnPorridge]

@ballebanan nice :)

[TONYSTARK557]

I find your lack of realities disturbing...

[SpeedyEric1]

Dr. Insano- "Well THAT just blew my mind! What the hell does that even mean!?"

[kingdynamite97]

I thumb down your top comment and substitute my own!

[iheartcartoons1]

this si pretty much what every dungeon master has said at some point...

[ThatPokeyGuy]

Well that just blew my mind! What does that even mean?! @__@

[starflame34]

@ThatPokeyGuy Everything that everyone else believes and knows is rejected and he substitutes his own reality where everything he believes and knows is real to him.

[ThatPokeyGuy]

@starflame34 Still mind blowing to me @w@ but I was also quoting a mad scientist XD also hai random person =^w^=

[joevox316]

Of course he never claimed the quote people. Stop saying that already! It's irrelevant to the guys point. He never DIDN'T claim it was his though, and that is enough. Savage even wears "Mythbusters" t-shirts with the quote on it for crying out loud. I myself never knew where it came from until now.

[XlilRockaX]

i just beat my kids



[HistoMagouri]

Adam plays Dungeons and Dragons?

[KITT171]

I completely forgot about this until I saw Spoony's video.

[stramayne]

You know I always found that quote awfully familier. It's nice to know where it really came from. I wish someone would post the clip from "The Dungeonmaster" where Paul Bradford says it.

[mryoshiieee]

he never said it was his you idiots.

[12christiandawn23]

I have a tshirt thats says this!:D

[SpeedyEric1]

Why do I get the feeling that "The Dungeonmaster," aka "RageWar," is Adam Savage's favorite movie? That movie is a piece of crap.

[Droymarin]

@SpeedyEric1 ...U are 2 young to know kid, and don't talk about things U know nothing about

[SpeedyEric1]

@Droymarin I said this, because I saw a review of this movie, which used this clip.

[gigawarman12]

@SpeedyEric1 Spoony's?

[SpeedyEric1]

@gigawarman12 Yep.

[TheBigCynicalAsshole]

@Droymarin

"GET OFF MY LAWN, PESKY KIDS!!!!"

[Droymarin]

@TheBigCynicalAsshole ...Be quiet

[DopeBoyMagic66]

When has Adam ever said he was the creator of that quote, all he did was say it.

[MrD3STR03R]

@DopeBoyMagic66 Hes quoting religion 

[Insertcoinstudios]

MUST. HAVE. T-SHIRT.

[Technoguy3]

My favorite quote from Mythbusters EVER.

[pseudotruth]

Works for Denial Depot; Exxon and Koch's TeaParty.

[SodaGetsMeHigh]

someone should make this into a frkn t-shirt.

[TheHiyy]

@SodaGetsMeHigh It is a t-shirt. xD

[ziochicho]

I just watched "The Dungeonmaster" on Netflix and as soon as the dude said this, Mythbusters popped into my head...far out. (BTW, my new favorite movie - the microphone boom was in that movie so much it should have received a film credit...LOL).

[sandythebear]

I reject your Homework and substitue my leisure :D

[Treecko99]

All hail Lord Dr. Insano for Dungeon Master.

[Ichigo9913]

he's actually quoting the early 80's D-movie "dungeon master" .

[pizza3330]

i reject your vegetables and substitute my pizza

[wohodude100]

What a retarded quote, sounds like some stupid shit creationists say.

[beanzieb0y23]

@wohodude100 This comment just shows the stupidity and ignorance of evolutionists/atheists and people in general.

[wohodude100]

@beanzieb0y23 evolution has nothing to do with atheism. Your comment demonstrates your own stupidity and ignorance

[beanzieb0y23]

@wohodude100 Sigh, again humiliating yourself.

Apparently, you can't read. By stating "Creationists say stupid shit" you are implying that you are an atheist/evolutionist. NOWHERE did I say that atheism has anything to do with evolutionism.

(The " / " stands for " or .")

-_-

[JustARandomGuy95]

I want this on my gravestone...

[Flailwielder]

So spoony was right...

[potterama]

While not original to Adam, he certainly delivers it a hell of a lot better than the cheesy original did...

[Dxthegod]

I reject your DINNER and substitute SPAGHETTI!!!

[0Angel0A]

Am I the only person to find this line really lame and cheesy?

[CanvasKirby]

Failure is always an option.

[Mattwav]

I had to search for a clip of Adam saying this lol. Like a few others I had to watch this clip! it kinda makes sense in a way that Adam has watched Dungeon Master/Rage War

[1patti]

Wow. Like all the other Spoony geeks here, I finally know where this quote comes from.

[NekoValtz]

It kind of blows my mind to figure out this came from a very very bad movie

[Sypho67]

Nice Dungeonmaster reference bro. - Spoony experiment

[mynameisnotroy451]

Hey guys, I think I might have a problem... does anyone have any X-CaliBR8 I can borrow?

[Gregdawg08]

Spoony instantly elevates anythings view count, lol.

[SmashBro415]

Dungeonmaster said it first!! Ask Spoony!

[zabimaru1000]

Adam, that's not your catchphrase. The character Paul Bradford from The Dungeonmaster rightfully owns this quote. Along with his hi-tech computer wrist that can shoot deadly lasers.

[bainaka]

@zabimaru1000 so im not the only spoony fan that instantly looked this up. Let the man use it, no one better can actually make it sound cool

[zabimaru1000]

@bainaka How did you know I was a Spoony fan? But yeah, I was shocked when I heard the exact same line coming out of Paul in that sci-fi flick.

[str8razer007]

@zabimaru1000 I'm watching Dungeon Master right now! As soon as I heard it I had to pause I was laughing so hard!

[WaterOnDaBrain]

@zabimaru1000 He never said it was his catchphrase. 

[748cowboy]

@WaterOnDaBrain he never said it was you cum guzzling furfag

[mekkabon]

@zabimaru1000 pretty sure he isn't claiming the quote is his in the video.

[Rosewaver]

@zabimaru1000 He said it once because he accidently messed up a calculation or something. That doesn't mean that he automatically claims it as his catchphrase- just that he used it. Why everyone feels the need to attack it is beyond me.

[TestECull]

@zabimaru1000 And yet Adam's the only person you hear attributed to it 90% of the time.

[ShinigamiDuoDS]

@zabimaru1000 actually, tom baker from doctor who said it in 1978.

[TheDragonKnight777]

Episode?



[sledger25]

haha, love it

[Racecars721]

I got a shirt that says that for Christmas, it's so awesome!

[TheQuilanvos]

My "Catchphrase" belongs to Jamie and always will: "When in doubt: C4."

[Assin999]

My favorite "catchphrase" belongs to Jamie: "When in doubt lubricate."

[bjenzweiler]

The quote is from the 1985 movie "The Dungeonmaster"

[meshunderlay]

It's not his semi-famous quote, it's a movie's semi-famous quote.

[TestECull]

Perfect reaction video :D

[Tendoking]

Three people couldn't reject reality. Those poor fools.

[Beldallan]

When Adam says this it makes more sense than when it was originally said in that cheesy Dungeon Master movie from the 80's

[CoatedTrout]

I thought he was quoting someone else :/

[isayim18butimnot]

I wanna use this as my senior quote!

[TheQuilanvos]

3 people's realities are rejected..

[Joesolo13]

second only too "jamie wants big boom"

[gotaweb]

i say this when i have been proven wrong

[awesomeinmyworld]

Adam is awesome ^.^

[TheWarpedMind]

I reject ALL reality.

[fanqmon]

i like "I reject to reality and substitute my own." better than " your reality"

[777doom]

i dont really get it but ok

[filthysock]

I'm in a frenzy about this line! Lol... I just love it so much!

[shanz3ify]

Love it!

[starflame34]

i love this line, but what was the myth they were doing again?

[TestECull]

@starflame34 Rear Axle. Basically, chain rear axle to pole --> car accelerates --> Rear axle is ripped out of car.

They sorta succeeded. They had to severely weaken the supports and the fenders kept the axle under the car but they did detach it from the frame. They called it busted though, because with a healthy axle/suspension and the cable size used in the myth it wasn't possible.

[TheLiivahiir]

3 people didn't have a reality................

[Zgamer618]

I thought this was older than that.

[Niek67]

the part where Tori asks Kari:

Sounds like?

BOOOM BIG PRESURE EXPLOSION on the background

[Shintsu2]

This makes a great response on a forum argument...

[thePolerin]

@Shintsu2 I use it for transphobic bigots who say I should "accept the consequences" and let them beat up on me without fighting back.

... Iiiiiiii don't think so. :)

[Joesolo13]

theres a few qouates id like on tshirts.

this one, quack dam you!, when in doubt c4, and the long one about duct tape force.

[PS3glitchmasters]

QUACK DAMN YOU

[Purefearr]

lol the eyebrow one and this are both on t-shirts

[ThePokemonfan365]

This is my all-time favorite quote.

[Eterna1Soldier]

This is the motto of liberals

[DecapitatedDoctor]

@Eterna1Soldier And those of the Tea Party and followers of Glenn Beck

[miikhailov]

Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.

[BrownkingownzU]

rofl this downs all other lines hands down.

[Illebrecosior]

My favorite is "This is the kind of thing I do on the weekends!"

Anybody remember what episode that was in?

[starflame34]

i love it when Jamie says: "when in doubt...C4!

[LazyBoy159741]

"When we say we want an explosion, Jamie doesn't say why. He says How big."

[hiimgod801]

what about "QUACK DANM YOU"?

[12MusicLuvr12]

Haha best quote ever! I say that alot :P

[andiders]

The best quote ever made!

[matrixate]

He got that from the movie called THE DUNGEONMASTER: Here's the movie info to prove it:

Paul, a young computer ace, is forced to pit his physical and mental skills against unimaginable odds when a hulking wizard looking for formidable opponents picks Paul as his next challenger. Paul faces a series of seven spectacular and death defying challenges and must survive not only to save his life but that of his girlfriend's too.

Starring: Jeffrey Byron, Richard Moll, Leslie Wing

[ErlenmeyerFlask]

@matrixate

Do you happen to know where in the movie it says that? The reason I'm asking is I want to upload it and don't feel like watching the whole movie.

[markteixeirarules]

kinda reminds me of my science teacher

u rule mr.mclaughlin!

[0mikr0n]

@ markteixeirarules

McLaughlin, from Walker?

[markteixeirarules]

i love adam he rules

[SegamenXp]

lol... this line pwns

[Haybale100]

so funny i torment a frind with it

[UltimateStarky]

HELL YEAH!

[pouloskostas]

"when in doubt ... C4" is also good...

[Syeno]

This quote makes me moist.. lol

[doomking94]

Substitute My Own

[whatwhatwhat7]

you guys realize that he wasn't the one to coin this phrase. It was in Dungeonmaster the movie from the 80s. sorrry to shatter your dreams. but he did make it popular

[Ul7r4magnus]

lol, everyone knew that. sorry to shatter your ego

[Shit2223]

Lol i was watching the show and he has a T shirt that says that!!

[loopadda37]

I've been saying this constantly for the past few days. Nice to know I've been quoting a genuis

[TheRealWasabiGin]

@loopadda37 Quoting a genius who quoted an old movie xD

[mitko1251]

Just watched that episode from the old collection on my PC, Yeush!

[xXxDANMANxXx]

best fuckin quote ive ever heard especially how he said it rofl rofl

[keylimepie126]

BEST QUOTE EVER!

[Kaospojken94]

Your damn right about that...

[Timsonourside]

or, well one of them anyway.

[shurdi3]

lol best line ever

[MrOleCat]

I love this quote so much I got it engraved on my ipod!

[SuperPenetration]

cut the crap u can clearly hera i reject YOUR... but i will stay out of it. They rull

[andbruno]

Easily one of the greatest quotes of all time, even if Adam didn't realize it.

[Josephalosaurus]

i fucking love the mythbusters !

[bennylikestosing]

God ur such an idiot. Go throw yourself down a bottomless pit. Adam Savage is the greatest scientist ever to walk the planet. Well... Not really... but he is pretty freaking awesome. (:

[killer479]

@ bennylikestosing

Lol no, the greatest scientists ever to walk the planet is Gordan Freeman.

[PokemonmasterCJ]

your comment made my day!

[progamer915]

EPIC!!!!!!

[frange]

Mythbuster rules !

[superme3000]

EPIC. WIN.

[nillyvanilla3]

One of the best lines ever said.

[pytko3]

It's right up there with "Wolfman's got nards."

[DeltaPhi79]

@nillyvanilla3 This is Adam's best line and the C4 one is Jamie's. XD

[killallianceftw]

best mythbusters quote ever along with "Am I missing an Eyebrow"

[ARTOFAX92]

@killallianceftw indeed

[Theninja347]

@killallianceftw You forgot "Here's your problem", "Quack, damn you!" and many more :) But this is the most famous one, by far

[mulleolsen]

@killallianceftw Yes you are

[Thespongyoshi]

what are you on about? he clearly says "I reject YOUR reality and substitute my own.

I reject THE reality wouldn`t make any sense.

[tipietil]

I don't say that "the" word in there makes any sense (unless "the" refers to real reality), but I simply can't hear word "your" there.

I'm not native english speaker so maybe it is clear to native, to me it sounds like "the".

[digitalrailroader]

I want this quote on a T-Shirt like Adam has!

[thequietkid10]

I have a T-shirt that says this....

Northern Shore T-Shirts google it

[digitalrailroader]

Thanks!

[MrOleCat]

I have an ipod that says it. Try to beat that.

[WeedWizz]

2 stoned my sister?

[darkkcloud]

He's a /b/rother.

[smashwhammy]

and a myth/b/uster I KNOW, LAME