The 5 stages of Twitards

[twilightisabellaizzy]

but anyway, what i say about twilight haters is that if they have read the books and hate it, tahst ok, i understand, but if they just hate it because its popular and so many people like it, they are too stupid to understand

[twilightisabellaizzy]

hiya:) i just wanna say something. Two weeks ago, i read my first twilight book (i am 13 btw) and i loved it!!! i finished all the books in two weeks! I consider myself a twihard as i no everything where it happened, but i dont like stephanie meyer much. I admire her for creatiung such detailed books, but there is something about her comments on her website... im not sure.

[VoldyTwilight2]

I am a Twilighter, but I find this funny. I love the series, but I can't stand all the immature, screaming fangirls who think Edward or Jacob is real.

[gabby1049]

@VoldyTwilight2 yo see i can respect that i mean seriously

[dontgetpwned576]

Twilight is just for dumbass emo's with no life, Twilight ruined everything about vampires and love novels.

[OctoberSky2222]

xD I hate Twishit(girl)

[FTWClaire]

I love the HP vs. Twilight argument. I have read all of the Twilight books and though I didn't like them at all, they were more attention grabbing than HP. I though Harry Potter was good, but not god's gift to the litterate.

[Ladyluck043]

@FTWClaire Eh, I honestly don't like either of them, or the movies.

[xWolfHauntx]

The only reason I watched the movies is because A.) I make it a habit to watch the movie adaptation of any book so I can compare the book and movie, and...B.) Taylor Lautner.

The only reason I read the books was because honestly, when it became popular EVERY single one of my friends read it and it's ALL they friggin talked about, so I read them just so I could be a part of the conversation how sad is that...oh, and because it had big, sexy wolves in it. lol I can't say no to wolves. Loved this!

[zolo1243]

@xWolfHauntx

Yeah, I just kind of read these books to have a conversation starter too. It was an icebreaker. I never really enjoyed them, to be honest.

However, I really don't get the logic behind someone being gay just because their skin reflects sunlight. Does that mean that all the Transformers are gay?

[xWolfHauntx]

@zolo1243 Well it's rather because they glitter, and if you've ever been to a gay bar or around partying gay people, they like glitter..THAT is where the gay thing comes from.

[zolo1243]

@xWolfHauntx

Not all gay men are glittery and girly. Likewise, not all straight men are manly. I still fail to see any relevance.

[Ladyluck043]

@zolo1243 Not ALL gay men are glittery and girly, but the ones that Are, definitely are gay.

[zolo1243]

@Ladyluck043

I'm not going to argue this point anymore, because clearly most people who believe that a creature which sparkles in the sunlight (which is completely not its fault, and why they avoid the sun to begin with) is automatically gay are totally blind to how fallacious that reasoning really is.

[xWolfHauntx]

@zolo1243 Okay well if you're thinking in a stereotypical way, glittery men=gay.

[Kaiteli101]

i love twilight but im not an obssesive werido

[MissKatyy14]

okay this is so funny because i can relate to these stages ahaa...

[webkenzie2]

stage 4: depression AKA the bella swan phase

[AliceinPixieland]

if you use fairy to say make believe, spell it right________ Faeire

[maerta13]

I acually like twilight but this made me LOL big time.

[BloodySweetJbalz]

I love Twilight, and I am the teensiest bit obsessed with it, but I did not go through any of these stages.

I did like the video though. It was funny.

To be such a huge fan you have to be prepared to deal with the antis and that requires two senses: a common one and one of humor.

[Ladyluck043]

@BloodySweetJbalz Smart thinking,.

[emilynesheva]

HAHA, I totally agree!

[ScarlettlovesRhett97]

Ok, so I am a huge fan of Twilight and I find this video offensive. I do not act like this and I'm pretty pissed about this, even though i will admit i found most of this amusing.

[Ladyluck043]

@ScarlettlovesRhett97 There is a difference between a HUGE fan, and an obsessive one. You, I concider a Twihard, someone who is a fan of the series and enjoys it, while still having an open mind to those who dislike it. You are far different from the TwiTards, who are fans of it to the extent that is worrysome, and they throw violent fits and threaten those they see as 'haters' even those who only midly dislike twilight. This is not aimed at fans like you. Just the extreme ones.

[Ladyluck043]

@ScarlettlovesRhett97 for an example of the TwiTards, please see Melody229's comments, and compare it to your own.

[CherryCokeKitten]

I am a huge fan of Twilight and I am actually pretty pissed but I gotta admit this video is pretty funny

[TeamEdward3411]

haha im a twihard (Edward btw) and the funny thing is, one of my best friends is on stage 1. this is so true

[Bewilderedtacos]

i hate this vid too but...u r freaking scaring me

[Ladyluck043]

@Bewilderedtacos Trolls tend to do that. I find ignoring her to be the best policy.

[Melody229]

I AM NOT ON STAGE 2 YOU FUCKIN RETARD!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF IN A CORNER!!!!!!! THIS IS FUCKIN BULLSHIT!!!!!!!

[KMT698]

@Melody229

[WaterxWolfx100]

@Melody229 Honey, you need to calm down a little. Yelling and cursing like this isn'y helping your point. And if you have such an issue with people who think Twilight isn't real (which it isn't, its a BOOK) then simply don't watch the video. Spend your time more wisely.....

[cmbdragon666]

@Melody229 you are on stage two.... :l

[AprilDiamond2001]

@melody229 P.S. You make me lose hope in humanity. Go see a therapist.

[AprilDiamond2001]

@melody229 You know, you're just proving her point by yelling like that. It is not necessary to tell someone to suck a dick (invisible or otherwise) simply because they say something you don't like. And I admit that though this particular video was somewhat mean, there was no need to react like that. Some people don't believe the same things you do. You just need to calm down and go troll in silence, off the Internet.

[LoverMythology]

Okay now I'm offended. i like Twilight but I don't idolize it..... 

[Ladyluck043]

@LoverMythology Thus why you are a sane fan, a twilighter or a twiHARd. Not a TwiTard, as this is aimed at. I have no issues against you.

[SuperSonic7405]

Wolves aren't real nor are vampires. But in another dimensions. Probably the series is real but more dumb than it really is.

[Ladyluck043]

@VampireProductionsUK So, if people love a seires, they have every right to say their feelings, but if someone doesn't, they have to keep it to themselves? That doesnt sound right.

In all honesty, if you have a right to voice your opinion on anything, even if it's something I like, but you don't, I still let people say it, even to my face. But, I guess I'm come to accept the facts that not everyone likes what I like, and so long as they respect my opinion, I respect theirs...

[VampireProductionsUK]

@Ladyluck043 I honestly do respect you're opinion. But wouldn't you say you're opinion, rather than try to state the things you put in you're video as facts? Just asking

[Ladyluck043]

@VampireProductionsUK I never started facts. Hell, this video on itself is a Parody, and if you are taking the message it's sending seriously as a matter-of-factly way, then I think that's a bit of a mix-up. I also find it hard to believe you do respect my opinion if you called me a jerk earlier.

[Ladyluck043]

@Ladyluck043 *stated*

[VampireProductionsUK]

@Ladyluck043 Nah i was only playing dude :) No hard feelings.

[MCskittle23]

@Ladyluck043 lol, vampire productions is a dumb bitch.

[Ladyluck043]

@MCskittle23 Naw, just confused, and/or offended.

[VampireProductionsUK]

@MCskittle23 Yup :3

[TheCutelilkitty]

And I apologize if that offended any people who like twilight, but let people voice their opinions, and aren't obsessed with it, I was trying to piss off all the fans threaten to beat my ass (as if they even could) every time I try and say it isn't the best series, or the most romantically, tragic love story in the world. I'm just pissed because it happens 24/7, and I would dishonor my karate teacher (he's also my best friend ) would hate me for using what he taught me on someone defenseless, e

[TheCutelilkitty]

This woman deserves a reward, and my fat, lazy, candy-loving grandpa could Beat up that little sparkling fairy TWAT, that's giving good, respectively terrifying vampire books and movies a bad name.

P.S. Stan and Wendy from south park have a better love story than twilight, and I hope your happy, because of your stupid books and awful movies, I'll never be able to use that word in any stories or conversations without some derp saying that's it's not a real word.

[HikaruAndKaoruKitty]

Umm..i feel that video is kinda bulling. I glad you voicing you thoughts but the word retard is a hash word. You would want to be called one so you should call other people that word. please be kind and not be rude to each other.

[Ladyluck043]

@HikaruAndKaoruKitty Technically speaking, the term 'Retard' means 'to make slow' or 'impede progress'. It's a verb, not a Noun, and was only given to mentally handicapped because it defines their compromised mentality. IN either case, I've been called harsher from the extremist fans, which to whom this is aimed at, as well as receive death threats from them. Because of this, and the fact that I am a bitter woman, I feel justified to use that word.

[Melody229]

YOUR A FUCKIN RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!! TWILIGHT IS REAL! VAMPIRES ARE REAL! AND WEREWOLVES ARE REAL! UR ALL SONS OF A BITCHES YOU GOT THAT!!!!! YEAH!! YOU MOTHER FUCKERS SUCK MY INVISIBLE DICK YOU WHORES YOU LIKE THAT!! GOD DAMN YOU HOW DARE YOU FUCKING SAY THAT YOU HAVE NO SENSE!! YOU HAVE A THREESOME WITH UR PARENTS EVERY FUCKING NIGHT!! AND YOU LIKE IT......

[Ladyluck043]

@Melody229 I think I would of taken your attempts to troll a little more seriously if you didn't use caps lock, and used more creative language.

[1990ribs]

@Melody229 oh i get it you're on stage two

[thewhoviandream]

@Melody229 May I recommend you invest in a science textbook and a psychologist?

[jamminerva]

@thewhoviandream agreed.

[MrLifestudent]

fucking morons.

[abby3489]

Im a sane one who knows better

But my mate aint lol

this video is freaking hilarious XD

[Bewilderedtacos]

wow...u r ... whats the word im looking for...bitch

[Ladyluck043]

@Bewilderedtacos Pretty much, yeah.

[TheBeadlesGirl]

twilight is my bible.. sorry :)

[AlternitiveMusic]

That was cool :)

[hadesrocs]

im trying to think of a way not to insult you and not to have everyone spamming my page but now that ive said this ive attracted hipsters... damn it... anyways your speaking reminds me of me only more douchy but i cant help not saying this im a dumbass hipster myself :) loverful video

p.s i hate this video because its so much something i would think of...hipsterness is a fucking disease so sue me

[Ladyluck043]

@hadesrocs ...Wha? Your comment is all over the place. Something about hipsters or hating me because I'm a hipster? Well, first of all, I'm not a hipster. And, for you to assume I am because I hate something mainstream is a real hipster way of thinking, so congratulations.And, to think that a person's taste and style (no matter how annoying it may be) is a disease, is really mellow-dramatic. Even I don't think that of Twitards. Sure, I think they are bat-shit insane, but not ill.

[Ladyluck043]

@hadesrocs ...Wha? Your comment is all over the place. Something about hipsters or hating me because I'm a hipster? Well, first of all, I'm not a hipster. And, for you to assume I am because I hate something mainstream is a real hipster way of thinking, so congratulations.And, to think that a person's taste and style (no matter how annoying it may be) is a disease, is really mellow-dramatic. Even I don't think that of Twitards. Sure, I think they are bat-shit insane, but not ill.

[hadesrocs]

@Ladyluck043 lol no. im saying im a hipster and that your way of talking is much like mine.(not calling you a hipster),(silly) love the pics also :) and i was in a critique mood sorry :3

p.s :D im an actress im always mellow-dramatic ^^

[Be4ck]

I want to hug the person who made this! Respect :)

[Scienceorc]

Amen to that

[DroppedMyMarbles]

MLP is the new Twilight.

The proof? A rabid fanbase that will go to the ends of the earth to fucking kill you if you say anything bad about their show/book/movie.

[Ladyluck043]

@DroppedMyMarbles Actually, the motto of Brinies is Tolerate and love the shit out of you' so the majority of them actually welcome non-bronies into their community, so they can talk about the pros and cons about it. Sure, there are extremist, and we try to distance ourselves from them, but we are more than happy to join in on a few laughs at our expense.

[ReadingJunkiexD]

@Ladyluck043 I'm a huge Twihard and I thought this was funny. The delusional twilight fans are like this.

[sunshineyr]

@Ladyluck043........ I believe you are my new best friend!! xD i love this!

[Bethanym2000]

Yes twilight is my bible, yes I'm a twihard, yes I love vampires btw that doesn't make him gay, so what? If you don't like twilight don't watch it, we don't force you too, but that doesn't mean you should mean to twihards

[Ladyluck043]

@Bethanym2000 twihards and twitards are two different people. The reason why I make fun of Twitards is because in many occasions, when they hear that my opinion of it is very low, the twitards tend to go bat-shit insane and threaten to hurt me because of my opinion. They may not be forcing me to watch, but they are trying to force me to shut up, and that is why I make fun of them.

[abeln5]

These 5 steps should be taught to children before they can be given access to Twilight-related material.

[123XjessicaX]

hi im a sane one btw :P

[mrstupidity123ABC]

i strongly doubt ANYONE thinks Edward is real… cuz Robert Pattinson is just to ugly to play him. and i also doubt that a 13 year old girl has the mind of a 4 year old.

[Ladyluck043]

@mrstupidity123ABC trust me, many many many MANY not-so-stable fans do believe he is real. I think Rob did an ok job, judging by his acting skills, and the source material he had to act from. If you do a quick google search of a girl complaining that femanists ruined women by fighting for our rights because she is too lazy to live up to the expectations of finding a job, you'll understand why I believe that some 13 year olds have the mind of a 4 year old.

[SasukeManicFred]

@Ladyluck043 A 13 year old twilight fan couldn't even spell reasons right -.-

[Gemenice]

Like. XD a lot.

Is that a Gaia avatar I saw there?XD

[RocknRolla1967]

1:18 xD!!!

[xaolinshowdown1fan]

i like.

[rachieray12]

not all twililight lovers are crazy and stupid twilight might be my fav. movie but i know its all fake so dont hate all twilight lovers just the crazy stupid ones. Some of us twilight lovers watch it for entertainment not just to be in fantsy land.

[Ladyluck043]

@rachieray12 If you read the disclaimer and the message in the uploader's comments, you would of seen that this is aimed only AT the crazy ones, not the sane ones.

[rachieray12]

@Ladyluck043 the comment wasn't to the video it was to the people that say twilght lovers are stupid. <3love the video

[MsVERONICA555]

eddiekins is real!!!!!!!!!!!

[lowery96]

so very true they are retards.

[lowery96]

that is so true.

[oomuisau]

every night I go out and bang Edward in the ear *J*

[yoleeisbored]

stage 2 & 4 always happens but never stage 5

[TheDeridor]

"your flames and trolls bring me great pleasure to mock and lulz"

Greatest...sentence...ever...

[Ladyluck043]

@TheDeridor Naw, I think my best gem is " I'm not done raping your mind with my logic."

[Bewilderedtacos]

ur right is is obvious, obvious that u hav no respect for ppl that arent EXACTLY like U think they should be...u know wat...screw u!!!

[Ladyluck043]

@Bewilderedtacos Actually, quite the contrary. I know many people who love twilight, and are more than happy to openly discuss it's pros and cons with me. I have no issue with them because they respect my opinion and thoughts, as I do them. This is aimed at the ones that do not have that same respect towards me, because my opinion differs.

[planetkirstyxD]

oh my fucking god! WHAT IS AIRRR?!? Im laughing soo much! I'm a twihard, but this is just fucking AMAZING! Im one of the "sane ones" by the way. You freaking LEGEND! Marry me?

[Ladyluck043]

@planetkirstyxD If your sane, that makes you a TwiHard, not a TwiTard, dear.

[TheBoomdoom]

@Ladyluck043 I don't like twilight because it mocks real vampire novels and for that same reason my girlfriend likes it

[Majorasword64]

I could write a better story than twilight. In fact my sister is sorta writing a story (she's only 14 so it's not anything important.) and it's about a vampire girl and I STILL thought it was better than twilight.

[TheAmatuerArtist]

I love how you emphasised that Twitards cannot spell 'jealous' correctly. Cool video =)

[OneXmanXband123]

ahahaha!twilight sucks..;) haters gonna hate

[alliebug42]

1:20 ...you spelled retarded wrong...congrats. But other than that i'm quite thankful I haven't seen someone like this in real life.

[harrypotterrox789]

I like you...

[Poeteloe]

Been there, Done that :$ 

[Ladyluck043]

@Poeteloe Don't worry, I hear it gets better after going through it.

[Poeteloe]

@Ladyluck043 haha, Yeah i know, stage 5 has already arived for me ;)

[Bugsy99]

Ha!

That was pretty funny 

[Bewilderedtacos]

ur still a bitch>_>

[Ladyluck043]

@Bewilderedtacos Your saying that as if I'm supposed to take it as an insult. But, all I hear is just you pointing out the obvious, so...

[magolivia1]

f**k twilight

[rockyworldsbesthorse]

LOL 

[NSCGalaxy]

is it wrong that i would have pulled the trigger way befor the Anger stage?

[Nocturnimancer]

You, wise friend, forgot a stage. Wherein a lucky fan grows up, or at least is so socially malleable that they realize everyone thinks twilight is shit, so they try to pretend that they never liked it to begin with.

[TheMagicalStreakyCat]

LOL no need to insult the poor homosexuals by calling him a fairy...

[MrsEdwardMasenCullen]

Troll*

[Ladyluck043]

@MrsEdwardMasenCullen Naw, if I was trolling, I would of done it in a much better fashion than pointing out the obvious.

[MrsEdwardMasenCullen]

@Ladyluck043 No I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. I'm just being a bit of a grammer natzi :P

[skooledkids123]

funny i luv twilight but i only watch it cuz i love jackson rathbone everyone accept jasper and alice can suck it

[breelee1400]

hahaha, i like twilight but i DONT think edward is real or anything like that! so i found this video super hilarious!!!

[LexyVolturi]

@breelee1400 I totally agree with you! I like Twilight and found this funny. I'm glad that I'm not like this!!

[Ladyluck043]

@LexyVolturi The world is also glad your not like that as well.

[Ladyluck043]

@breelee1400 Congratulations, you give me hope in the rest of humanity. Which is something that is very hard to do nowadays.

[24kaylz]

@breelee1400 haha i agree i love the series and everything but i'm not obsessive like that hahaha I like this video…its funny:}

[SeasonP223]

lol kick ass

[ksoda456]

FUCK YOU MAN YOU DON'T KNOW ME

[hallowedbeeddie]

@ksoda456 lol

[angel81108]

Holy crap, how can anyone become this upset over a video making fun of a fictional movie? TWITARDS SUCK, but they are just little kids, and 20-somethings girls that never met reality. But seriously, why are people gettin so pissed?

[gleekgirlmusic13]

Am I the only one that realizes that all the Twitards (Or most of them) doesn't know how to spell words in a proper way?

[Ladyluck043]

@gleekgirlmusic13 Then again, neither can I sometimes, and I'm not a fan of the books. ._.

[Kuroneko388]

@UndertakerMistress U got that right :) If everybody just ignores them, they'll fade away eventually. So if u c a TwiTard comment on a Vid not twilight related, just ignore it.

[Kuroneko388]

@Needtoknow49 Which of the three r u? What is it about Twilight that u like?

[peruvianjapkenji95]

yea even my cat hates twilight she ripped my god sister's books and it was the funniest shit i have ever seen she was traumatized her little Asian eyes couldn't handle her trauma and for 5 months she was in her little emo corner she is in stage 4 XD :D

[Vampirategirl18]

ok i have to admite that some of the things you say are true, because i have seen some twilight fans go crazy like that. i'm not dising Twilight because i'm a huge fan of twilight i have all the books movies, and some other things of twilight but some people have to calm the fuck down. why get mad if they think that and also people that don't like it be aware of who like them and people who don't. TO EVERYONE DON'T TAKE THINGS SO PERSONAL AND YOU WILL BE A HAPPY PERSON

[tradingtwinss]

Harry Potter > twilight

i am a twilight fan; but lets face it, it is true.

[amberace]

I'll admit that is kinda funny

[TheNicole1403]

Real vampires sparkle? No one can hate Twilight? It's the best ever? Denial sucks.

I will get Eddykins to kill her? She's just jealous of his awesomeness? Anger sucks more.

Edward sex god? Bargaining is disgusting.

[ultramatuxen]

I know Twilight when there were some of my girl classmates who were talking about one of the scenes in the book, I got curious and asked them about it but when they told me the premise I immediately asked; "Why do you see this as a good book?"

And despite the fact that it took 20 minutes of them "explaining"/rambling the greatness that is Twilight and Edward Cullen, it was-and still is- hard for me to see Twilight as nothing more than a cheesy-if not crappy or shitty- love story with vampires.

[alabmakkdurbt]

@Edwardsflicka What. The. Fuck?

[Edwardsflicka]

@alabmakkdurbt ehehehe lol it's true! well, I dreamed about Edward Cullen and Isle Esme (we were there for our honeymoon), then i woke up with bruises all over my body...

[camwoodstock]

@BADYMADY12345 Oh boo freaking hoo. Edward is a fake, unreal, not in reall life not a vampire character. Heck, SHADE MAN FROM MEGA MAN 7 IS BETTER THEN EDWARD.

[mgmanmike]

HAHAHA! So true!

[Needtoknow49]

Twilight is fantasy. Not real. To some, it's great, to some it's terrible, and to others, it's meh. But it's just a story. I'm a Twilight Fan, but, I laugh at the jokes. I like this. But I hate it when Twihards go over the top. They are embarrassing..

[HolderofSalvation]

Bahaha, Twilight sucks donkey ass.

[OMIGHTYGUY]

I've noticed that most people who like Twilight never type with correct spelling or grammar (u = you, etc.), and the people who don't like Twilight always type with the correct wording, grammar, and spelling.

[foreverfallenstars]

o.O The first voice on here sounds remarkably like Toboe from Wolf's Rain....or am I imagining it?

[Ixishxsquishy]

@foreverfallenstars I didn't notice that *rewatches it* yep it does sound close to Toboe.

[thepinkqueen123]

seriously, you need to get a life, if twilight is so rubbish how the fuck are the stars and mayers millionares jooz and you no what im at stange 2 right now Anger and btw i hardly think any fan goes though that

[Ladyluck043]

@thepinkqueen123 The reason why she is a millionair is the same reason Snookie, Paris Hilton. Ke$ha, and Hannah montana are famous. Because, this generation spawned the worst fanbase with the worst taste in entertainment. As for the actors, I give them props for at least trying to make the books entertaining. I mean, Twilight was so bad, if was hilarious, and I actually liked watching it. AND, if your at stage two, you ARE a fan going through it.

[fatalnightmare22]

@Ladyluck043 never met you, have no idea who you are. but i completely agree with you. you win all the internetz.

[dangela12]

@Ladyluck043 finaaly another chica with brains

[yoleeisbored]

@Ladyluck043 you forgot the whole kardashian family all attention whores

[Ladyluck043]

@yoleeisbored Well, the Kardashian's just go in without saying.

[yoleeisbored]

@Ladyluck043 i think stage five should be called "suicidal" i knew this one huge twilight fan said she would kill herself because everybody was making fun of edward but that would probably best fit in with the emo corner one

[Ladyluck043]

@yoleeisbored Yeah, I think that should be grouped with the emo corner.

[yoleeisbored]

@Ladyluck043 lol watch this vid /watch?v=c8GGp_bpsng twilight fans are tricked and think they were going to watch breaking dawn but it was a prank

[Ladyluck043]

@yoleeisbored I saw that already. xD

[yoleeisbored]

@Ladyluck043 lol tht woman at the end of tht vid wanted to cuss out who ever pranked her but i wouldve slapped some sense into her

[ElectriColors13]

@Ladyluck043 I was never so happy to hear my generation be mocked! ^.^ THE TRUTH COMES OUT!

[camwoodstock]

@thepinkqueen123 Shutup.

[LaughJester9000]

@thepinkqueen123 Because the majority of people on this planet today are poor, unwashed idiots that are to idealistic and uneducated to see that the media feeds them shit 24/7.

[TheWhatevericanfind]

@thepinkqueen123 And let the horrible spelling commence.

[keyboarderization]

@thepinkqueen123 Hmm...next time you post another Twitard comment, think about commas. And spelling. And capitalization. Actually, just DON'T DO IT!

[UndertakerMistress]

Twilight's a piece of shit and it's not worth even talkin about.

[SuperLizardMaster]

EPIC WIN!!!!

[magicdreams123]

Am I team Jacob or team Edward?? Ummmm... NIETHER!! I'm Team Guy-Who-Almost-Hit-Bella-with-­a-car!  Wooohooo and fyi Robert wutshisname ISNT EVEN HOT