I'm sick of seeing stupid arguments on these comments about who has the 'right' sense of humour. Jeez, all I'm seeing is a buch of unfounded prejudiced ignorance. As if good comedy is bound to any particular country...
I always had the feeling Kryten was also using the opportunity to insult Rimmer. Think about it - for once he had permission to say what he really thought.
the man robot guy sorry 4got name..anyway he use 2 live in the house i live in now and also he went out with a woman my dad use 2 go out with....also my dad knows him LOL and he is a legend...
i don't think you have to be british to find red dwarf funny, you just have to know the english language and have a sense of humour ...i'm australian and this is easily one of the funniest comedies ever.
"Can you ever envisage A situation where, the lack of honeycomb centred chocolate bars, might be the direct cause of a lethal radiation leak!" LOL!!!!!!!!,,,,I love this comedy series & still have most of em on dvd. A timeless classic series best if watched from the very beginning
@youbetterbelievehah disagree with you there man! it wasnt meant to be the best actors,its a comedy...friends hardly had great acting either. Comedy itself was hilarious....
@youbetterbelievehah If it's horrible how come it has been dubbed one of the greatest british comedies of all time and how come NO American comedy has ever made me laugh a bit because Americans do not know what comedy is they try and do Intelligence Jokes and it does not work they tried doing slap stick and the English beat them at that as well.
Simple, that's because British comedy sucks. It's not hard to be "the best" among the worst. Outside of the UK, only .01% of people could ever laugh at the childishly simplistic crap you see in British comedy.
@youbetterbelievehah Why don't you crawl back to Family Guy we're on about British humour and they might show it on TV but English have and always will have one the greatest sense of humours of any race, colour and religion and we take the piss out of anything including ourselves Americans can't stand to take the piss out of themselves.
Actually, American comedians and television shows put down the citizens as well as the government very often, and we're also fine with other people doing so, unlike you Brits. You'll cry for hours the second anyone points out how pathetically arrogant, stupid and ugly you people truly are. Anyway, regardless, it's a renowned fact that the only people who find British comedy, or English comedy specifically funny, are the British, or English themselves.
@youbetterbelievehah Actually i know a few people in America that find British comedies great and basically we can take the piss out of anything for hours Americans my god they are too patriotic. Why are you so uptight is it because the fact that British take the piss out of the Americans most of the time you know over here Americans are called the people of flab i do not see why since America has changed so much but we basically insult everything because it's funny.
Actually, people who like British comedy here are a rare exception. In the US and Canada, it's commonplace to find comedians and television shows bashing British comedy. Also, I dare you to find a video of a halfway decent comedian talking about America, in America, where people are outright angry. We laugh at ourselves, as well as openly attack the things we see wrong with our country (hence protests of the government, our television shows, comedians etc).
@youbetterbelievehah Yes i have heard of George Carlin and believe it or not i did not laugh at it. I just did not find it funny. I prefer the racial abusive jokes that the british come out with.
I don't care if you like him or not, the fact that Americans laugh at him saying everything he dislikes about America, including religion, obesity, the government etc. proves everything you said null. Also, the kind of comedy you like seems to be the very immature, unintelligent type which requires very little comprehension or reasoning skills. Go check out some of our ghetto, Ebonics prone black comedians, you'll love them, their crap is right up your alley...
@youbetterbelievehah Wellid you want to call the Two Ronnies, Lee Evans and other comedians like them crap then you do not know what comedy is. Americans may laugh at him but no one else does. The fact that you are calling british comedy complete rubbish is absolutely crap. British comedy beats FRIENDS by miles it even beats Family Guy. But i have to admit not all British comedy is good all you have to do is look at the new crap and thats it.
You seem to lack the comprehension to understand my point. Regardless, I've known many people from many places who like George Carlin. Just one look at those commenting on his videos proves that. Also, you don't seem to know much about American television if the only shows you can name are those. No one here sees those as the pinnacle of comedic genius. To conclude, I know perfectly fine what comedy is, having a differing opinion does not mean you're any more "right" than I am.
@youbetterbelievehah I see your point basically there is no who's right it's just personal preference me i prefer intellegent comedy that takes the piss out of everything and anything. Now i do not like American comedy that much one look at Dinner For Shcmucks and i nearly threw up. Though i do like Achmed The Dead Terroist mainly because he takes the piss out of Muslims.
@youbetterbelievehah american television and movies are unoriginal hence why they steal OTHER shows and movies from other countries.
COUPLING was first made by the british to be a ANTI-friends, and even the yanks had to make an american version of that which stunk
they tried to make an american version of THIS and it died in the pilots. Finally after understanding abit of british humor yanks made 'under development
but then went back to exaggerated crap when making british humor i.e 30 rock
Yeah, 99% of American television is completely original, and to state otherwise shows your views to be completely biased and ignorant. Also, you seem to be unaware of the fact that people outside of your country don't find your sense of "humor" all that humorous. Also, why are you attempting to tell me what I do and think? You're a simplistic fool who gets his view of the world from YouTube and BBC, that's obvious by your unoriginal remarks. Get a clue, moron.
@youbetterbelievehah Well to begin with i absolutely hate teen shows the only show i ever watch that's made for kid's is Spongebob with my little brother. Though there is a game i like to play with the right comedy in it and it is called Postal 2 i have never seen something so much fun in my life just being able to kill people because they won't sign a petition...classic or killing a load of Muslims cause they try to take the church for allah. Hilarious
@youbetterbelievehah watching tv shows aimed at teens?? 'two and a half men' is aimed at adults and even that has gotten old, charlie gets some and allan is screwed the end. You admire your stars so much you don't care if charlie and mel gibon threaten their new wives with knives.
you run out of ideas so badly most of your movies are comic book crap hence disney buying marvel
even horror movies you'll steal from eveyrwhere eg. 'let the right one in'
Two and a Half Men is not age restricted. Also, since when do my ideas of a movie come into play? I'm a carpenter by trade, not a movie director, or a script writer. This "you, you!" and "me, me!" mentality is that of a child who's never accomplished something for himself. Stop using "you" and "me" and actually do something, then you wont have to simply group yourself with others who have. Also, I suggest working on mathematics, and why one doesn't represent the whole.
@youbetterbelievehah p.s according to the dvd reviews leonard nimoy were gonna sue the british for this show as he first thought it was a rip off of 'startrek' that goes to show how unsecure stupid americans are about dumb shows that should've died years ago. He only stopped because he found out it was a comedy and it was funny.
Well, first off, the term you're looking for is insecure, so I wouldn't be calling anyone stupid if I were you. Also, your "stupid Americans" comment brings to light the fact that you're an insignificant, ignorant child. You shouldn't make statements without presenting facts, so if you want that to be at all believable, you'll have to show me facts. Also, that is completely irrelevant to me, as I'm not him, nor are you the developer of this show. You're a moron...
@h0lyh4ck3r racist abusive jokes sounds more like an american thing
proof is the 'racist chicken' debuckle which you blamed aussies for making a racist kfc ad. Fried chicken is racist?? no it isn't, white americans made it racist, you took there culture so they have no identity, but U couldn't be racist to them no more so you said they like fried chicken and watermelon and grape drink
THEN expect the world to know this? aussies didn't know fried chicken is racist its somethin the yanks made up
@LAHrebirth Not all of it I mean Postal 2 is the only American thing i find funny. The English are the only one's who can insult the Middle-Eastern's properly and make you laugh for day's with that one joke. that's what I was getting at. Since was insulting Fried Chicken that is already dead considered racist. Typical yanks to come up with something so stupid, they don't like cause' your insulting they're fav food. Fatty fried chicken.
I wouldn't bring up the topic of who's overweight, as chances are, the two of you are overweight, being as over 60% of the people in your country are. Do you fools really get your entire mindset from television? Are you completely unable to come to a reasonable, intelligent conclusion?
"The English are the only one's who can insult the Middle-Eastern's properly and make you laugh for day's with that one joke."
Add "make me" not "make you", as that is a false statement.
2) Doctors say my weight is perfect for my heigh 60 Kilo's at 6'1
3) Well the middle eastern jokes are a classic in this country
4) No we do not because if we did we would believe the governments lies and false propaganda since we are rebelling and student riots and EDL sightings are increasing i would say no that we do not get our whole mindset from TV. I got my mindset from the world around me and it's so bad that i'm on prozac.
You really need to start watching more than just American and British television, comedians from many countries put down the English for their obsession with their truly horrible comedy.
@youbetterbelievehah There is this one middle-eastern comedian i like and he does the advert for moneysupermarket(dot)com but i can't remember his name.
i wouldnt class it as a 'movie'. its a 3 part special on dave over easter. yeah its movie length, but i wouldnt class it as a movie, i see it as the same sorta thing as series 8's 'Back in the Red' 3 part episode
I have so lost track of how many times I have seen this episode and it still makes me laugh to this day. Pure gold comedy wise not many shows can live up to that.
Has this ever been shown on BBC America? I discoveed it in foeign film club at school and I find it exteamly amusing and yet BBC has yet to eve show it to my knowalge, yet the frequently show Doctor Who. Monty Python is the only show I actually watch on it, although if Red Dwarf were to begin aiing I'd be thrilled.
i think there was an american version of the first few shows but they werent as good but the boxset containing all the episodes from every series is under forty quid on amazon
They used to show this on PBS. I haven't seen it on BBC america. Check PBS website to see if they still show it and when. I believe I also saw "Jeeves and Wooster" on PBS. PBS was amazing. Also, there wasn't an american version I believe there was only an american pilot..and "weren't as good" is an understatement it was horrible.
this was the 3rd episode of Red Dwarf i ever saw! lol my sister got given the "Camille" video for Christmas about 14 years ago, with the first 3 episodes of series 4 on it :) Think I fell in love with Craig Charles during this very scene...
That you refuse to say anything in court because it might be used as evidence against you to prove you commited a crime I think. In this case, its a joke because Cat is saying if Lister says Rimmer is his friend, he is commiting a crime. I think thats about right at any rate.
In American criminal law, "taking the Fifth", also known as "pleading the Fifth" or "commanding the fifth", is the act of refusing to testify under oath in a court of law or any other tribunal (such as a Congressional committee) on the ground that the answers that would be given could be used as evidence against the witness to convict him or her of a criminal offense.
Yeah innit who would just look up a video of red dwarf just to omment to piss off the people who like it. Is your brain so retarded and you have so little friens or family to spend time with........ RED DWARF ROCKS!
It's annoying when people go to the trouble of hunting down videos just to slag them off, do you have too much time on your hands or something? someone wants to listen to their favorite song, type in the band name and read some of the comments, there's always some idiot saying this bands shite, heres an idea, you stick to the crap you like and we'll keep watching the good stuff
"Would you describe the accused as a friend ?"
"TAKE THE FIFTH !!!"
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TheBiakko 3 months ago
occupation, bum, haha haha classic !!!
KuliLFC 4 months ago
Yep. This is so totally a "Reason you suck" speech. XD
ninjabreadman1993r 5 months ago
...bum!
calumelliott 5 months ago
hang on....if he sews nametags on his own condoms....wouldn't that cause holes/splitting?
that said jeremy kyle would be out of a job ...
hiddenbutdeadly 6 months ago
"Are there no others who shared moments of intimacy with him"
"Only one but shes got a puncture"
p0nkub0x 7 months ago
This is still funny only rimmer would object to his own council. XD
Timsalt3100 7 months ago
Biggest joke of all? Rimmer WAS responsible :)
StarWarsMoments 7 months ago
Kryten: Sir what are you objecting to now?!
Rimmer: I want an apology.
lmao
Jarvisdoctor 8 months ago
Arnold J. Rimmer, the only man to get off from a charge of gross negligence on account of him being too incompetent.
MrGBH 9 months ago 2
13 people couldn't outwit a used teabag!
MasterXYK 9 months ago
Stop arguing over youtube, you bunch of gimboids.
iamafish400 11 months ago
I'm sick of seeing stupid arguments on these comments about who has the 'right' sense of humour. Jeez, all I'm seeing is a buch of unfounded prejudiced ignorance. As if good comedy is bound to any particular country...
More importantly, Red Dwarf!
Drei47CE 1 year ago 2
I always had the feeling Kryten was also using the opportunity to insult Rimmer. Think about it - for once he had permission to say what he really thought.
reheheeeally 1 year ago
Love it! To bad the back to earth episodes sucked arse. Still the original series was pure genious
MougeSyco 1 year ago
occupation? uhh bum love it :)
MichelleMorgan22 1 year ago
the man robot guy sorry 4got name..anyway he use 2 live in the house i live in now and also he went out with a woman my dad use 2 go out with....also my dad knows him LOL and he is a legend...
mynameisliamhahahaha 1 year ago
nothing like a sci-fi trial via Rad Dwarf... : )
tippycanoe99 1 year ago
i don't think you have to be british to find red dwarf funny, you just have to know the english language and have a sense of humour ...i'm australian and this is easily one of the funniest comedies ever.
JohnnyMarr03 1 year ago 6
take the 5th!
Rikairiify 1 year ago 7
"Can you ever envisage A situation where, the lack of honeycomb centred chocolate bars, might be the direct cause of a lethal radiation leak!" LOL!!!!!!!!,,,,I love this comedy series & still have most of em on dvd. A timeless classic series best if watched from the very beginning
messershit109 1 year ago 6
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This is horrible, I'm glad I've never seen it. The acting is average, at best. The comedy is dull and cheesy. What's there to like?
youbetterbelievehah 1 year ago
@youbetterbelievehah disagree with you there man! it wasnt meant to be the best actors,its a comedy...friends hardly had great acting either. Comedy itself was hilarious....
ocall1919 1 year ago 4
@youbetterbelievehah If it's horrible how come it has been dubbed one of the greatest british comedies of all time and how come NO American comedy has ever made me laugh a bit because Americans do not know what comedy is they try and do Intelligence Jokes and it does not work they tried doing slap stick and the English beat them at that as well.
h0lyh4ck3r 1 year ago
@h0lyh4ck3r
Simple, that's because British comedy sucks. It's not hard to be "the best" among the worst. Outside of the UK, only .01% of people could ever laugh at the childishly simplistic crap you see in British comedy.
youbetterbelievehah 1 year ago
@youbetterbelievehah Why don't you crawl back to Family Guy we're on about British humour and they might show it on TV but English have and always will have one the greatest sense of humours of any race, colour and religion and we take the piss out of anything including ourselves Americans can't stand to take the piss out of themselves.
h0lyh4ck3r 1 year ago
@h0lyh4ck3r
Actually, American comedians and television shows put down the citizens as well as the government very often, and we're also fine with other people doing so, unlike you Brits. You'll cry for hours the second anyone points out how pathetically arrogant, stupid and ugly you people truly are. Anyway, regardless, it's a renowned fact that the only people who find British comedy, or English comedy specifically funny, are the British, or English themselves.
youbetterbelievehah 1 year ago
@youbetterbelievehah Actually i know a few people in America that find British comedies great and basically we can take the piss out of anything for hours Americans my god they are too patriotic. Why are you so uptight is it because the fact that British take the piss out of the Americans most of the time you know over here Americans are called the people of flab i do not see why since America has changed so much but we basically insult everything because it's funny.
h0lyh4ck3r 1 year ago
@h0lyh4ck3r
Actually, people who like British comedy here are a rare exception. In the US and Canada, it's commonplace to find comedians and television shows bashing British comedy. Also, I dare you to find a video of a halfway decent comedian talking about America, in America, where people are outright angry. We laugh at ourselves, as well as openly attack the things we see wrong with our country (hence protests of the government, our television shows, comedians etc).
youbetterbelievehah 1 year ago
@h0lyh4ck3r
Ever heard of George Carlin? I rest my case...
youbetterbelievehah 1 year ago
@youbetterbelievehah Yes i have heard of George Carlin and believe it or not i did not laugh at it. I just did not find it funny. I prefer the racial abusive jokes that the british come out with.
h0lyh4ck3r 1 year ago
@h0lyh4ck3r
I don't care if you like him or not, the fact that Americans laugh at him saying everything he dislikes about America, including religion, obesity, the government etc. proves everything you said null. Also, the kind of comedy you like seems to be the very immature, unintelligent type which requires very little comprehension or reasoning skills. Go check out some of our ghetto, Ebonics prone black comedians, you'll love them, their crap is right up your alley...
youbetterbelievehah 1 year ago
@youbetterbelievehah Wellid you want to call the Two Ronnies, Lee Evans and other comedians like them crap then you do not know what comedy is. Americans may laugh at him but no one else does. The fact that you are calling british comedy complete rubbish is absolutely crap. British comedy beats FRIENDS by miles it even beats Family Guy. But i have to admit not all British comedy is good all you have to do is look at the new crap and thats it.
h0lyh4ck3r 1 year ago
@h0lyh4ck3r
You seem to lack the comprehension to understand my point. Regardless, I've known many people from many places who like George Carlin. Just one look at those commenting on his videos proves that. Also, you don't seem to know much about American television if the only shows you can name are those. No one here sees those as the pinnacle of comedic genius. To conclude, I know perfectly fine what comedy is, having a differing opinion does not mean you're any more "right" than I am.
youbetterbelievehah 1 year ago
@youbetterbelievehah I see your point basically there is no who's right it's just personal preference me i prefer intellegent comedy that takes the piss out of everything and anything. Now i do not like American comedy that much one look at Dinner For Shcmucks and i nearly threw up. Though i do like Achmed The Dead Terroist mainly because he takes the piss out of Muslims.
h0lyh4ck3r 1 year ago
@youbetterbelievehah american television and movies are unoriginal hence why they steal OTHER shows and movies from other countries.
COUPLING was first made by the british to be a ANTI-friends, and even the yanks had to make an american version of that which stunk
they tried to make an american version of THIS and it died in the pilots. Finally after understanding abit of british humor yanks made 'under development
but then went back to exaggerated crap when making british humor i.e 30 rock
LAHrebirth 1 year ago
@LAHrebirth Sorry i meant places like New York, Texas and places like that are the places that probably thought that up.
h0lyh4ck3r 1 year ago
@LAHrebirth
Yeah, 99% of American television is completely original, and to state otherwise shows your views to be completely biased and ignorant. Also, you seem to be unaware of the fact that people outside of your country don't find your sense of "humor" all that humorous. Also, why are you attempting to tell me what I do and think? You're a simplistic fool who gets his view of the world from YouTube and BBC, that's obvious by your unoriginal remarks. Get a clue, moron.
youbetterbelievehah 1 year ago
@h0lyh4ck3r
Oh, and if you want to judge American comedic television properly, you should stop watching television shows aimed towards teens.
youbetterbelievehah 1 year ago
@youbetterbelievehah Well to begin with i absolutely hate teen shows the only show i ever watch that's made for kid's is Spongebob with my little brother. Though there is a game i like to play with the right comedy in it and it is called Postal 2 i have never seen something so much fun in my life just being able to kill people because they won't sign a petition...classic or killing a load of Muslims cause they try to take the church for allah. Hilarious
h0lyh4ck3r 1 year ago
@youbetterbelievehah watching tv shows aimed at teens?? 'two and a half men' is aimed at adults and even that has gotten old, charlie gets some and allan is screwed the end. You admire your stars so much you don't care if charlie and mel gibon threaten their new wives with knives.
you run out of ideas so badly most of your movies are comic book crap hence disney buying marvel
even horror movies you'll steal from eveyrwhere eg. 'let the right one in'
even 'the nanny' is not from the U.S
LAHrebirth 1 year ago
@LAHrebirth
Two and a Half Men is not age restricted. Also, since when do my ideas of a movie come into play? I'm a carpenter by trade, not a movie director, or a script writer. This "you, you!" and "me, me!" mentality is that of a child who's never accomplished something for himself. Stop using "you" and "me" and actually do something, then you wont have to simply group yourself with others who have. Also, I suggest working on mathematics, and why one doesn't represent the whole.
youbetterbelievehah 1 year ago
@youbetterbelievehah p.s according to the dvd reviews leonard nimoy were gonna sue the british for this show as he first thought it was a rip off of 'startrek' that goes to show how unsecure stupid americans are about dumb shows that should've died years ago. He only stopped because he found out it was a comedy and it was funny.
LAHrebirth 1 year ago
@LAHrebirth
Well, first off, the term you're looking for is insecure, so I wouldn't be calling anyone stupid if I were you. Also, your "stupid Americans" comment brings to light the fact that you're an insignificant, ignorant child. You shouldn't make statements without presenting facts, so if you want that to be at all believable, you'll have to show me facts. Also, that is completely irrelevant to me, as I'm not him, nor are you the developer of this show. You're a moron...
youbetterbelievehah 1 year ago
@LAHrebirth I think you mean "insecure stupid Americans" you stupid American.
jacksawild 5 months ago
@h0lyh4ck3r racist abusive jokes sounds more like an american thing
proof is the 'racist chicken' debuckle which you blamed aussies for making a racist kfc ad. Fried chicken is racist?? no it isn't, white americans made it racist, you took there culture so they have no identity, but U couldn't be racist to them no more so you said they like fried chicken and watermelon and grape drink
THEN expect the world to know this? aussies didn't know fried chicken is racist its somethin the yanks made up
LAHrebirth 1 year ago
@LAHrebirth Not all of it I mean Postal 2 is the only American thing i find funny. The English are the only one's who can insult the Middle-Eastern's properly and make you laugh for day's with that one joke. that's what I was getting at. Since was insulting Fried Chicken that is already dead considered racist. Typical yanks to come up with something so stupid, they don't like cause' your insulting they're fav food. Fatty fried chicken.
h0lyh4ck3r 1 year ago
@h0lyh4ck3r
I wouldn't bring up the topic of who's overweight, as chances are, the two of you are overweight, being as over 60% of the people in your country are. Do you fools really get your entire mindset from television? Are you completely unable to come to a reasonable, intelligent conclusion?
"The English are the only one's who can insult the Middle-Eastern's properly and make you laugh for day's with that one joke."
Add "make me" not "make you", as that is a false statement.
youbetterbelievehah 1 year ago
@youbetterbelievehah
1) I can't stand fried chicken
2) Doctors say my weight is perfect for my heigh 60 Kilo's at 6'1
3) Well the middle eastern jokes are a classic in this country
4) No we do not because if we did we would believe the governments lies and false propaganda since we are rebelling and student riots and EDL sightings are increasing i would say no that we do not get our whole mindset from TV. I got my mindset from the world around me and it's so bad that i'm on prozac.
h0lyh4ck3r 1 year ago
@h0lyh4ck3r
That's good to hear, but you don't represent the whole. Although, I'm sure it's much more true about LAH, given his comments...
youbetterbelievehah 1 year ago
@h0lyh4ck3r
You really need to start watching more than just American and British television, comedians from many countries put down the English for their obsession with their truly horrible comedy.
youbetterbelievehah 1 year ago
@youbetterbelievehah There is this one middle-eastern comedian i like and he does the advert for moneysupermarket(dot)com but i can't remember his name.
h0lyh4ck3r 1 year ago
what episode is this
StudioMarkovTrg 1 year ago
Justice. Series 4.
SuperBobster10 1 year ago
this is one of the best scenes ever,lol
Dhammond5 2 years ago 3
"who? only a yoghurt"
NeonTiger94 2 years ago 9
A man of such awesome stupidity that he even objects to his own defense council
XD
creekstar7 2 years ago 17
'Occupation?'
Er...bum...
Love this clip!
lilanthia 2 years ago 7
"This man is not guilty of manslaughter, he is only guilty of being Arnold J Rimmer. That is his crime, it is also his punishment" lol
mickenoss 2 years ago 73
@mickenoss yes, the best line from this scene
bushama 1 year ago
he would while away the hours sewing name labels on his ship issue condoms lol
love this show this episode is epic one of the best
i love lister
stebsie 2 years ago 6
This man who cannot outwit a used tea bag, to be in a position where he might endanger the entire crew. Who? Only a yogurt.
juicyXD 2 years ago 5
Kryten: Would you describe the acused as a friend
Lister: No i descirbe the acused as a git
lol
jvfass 2 years ago 6
take the fifth! loll
eemaegs123 2 years ago 2
I love this show :)
davegorack 2 years ago
"And are their no other who sheard moments of intemisiem with him?"
"Only one but she got a puncture."
XD
Bikutolu 2 years ago 2
"A man of such awesome stupidity-"
"OBJECTION!"
"Overruled."
"A man of such awesome stupidity that he even objects to his own defence council."
Always makes me laugh xD
Snowinground 2 years ago 7
red dwarf is classic
"Name"
"Dave Lister"
"Oqupation"
"err...Bum"
icewormie 2 years ago 2
"That is his crime, and it is also his punishment." Great line.
Tendoking 2 years ago 8
Occupation: erm BUM!
classic lol
Lister <3
soggyXkookie 2 years ago
OMG hilarious!! One of the best ever!
fantasyqueen59 2 years ago
1 of the best red dwarf scenes ever
hourcide 2 years ago
Red Dwarf is FINALLY making a movie, as of Mar 2009
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Westchaser 2 years ago
i wouldnt class it as a 'movie'. its a 3 part special on dave over easter. yeah its movie length, but i wouldnt class it as a movie, i see it as the same sorta thing as series 8's 'Back in the Red' 3 part episode
EEmmaaa619 2 years ago
I have so lost track of how many times I have seen this episode and it still makes me laugh to this day. Pure gold comedy wise not many shows can live up to that.
juicmydraws 2 years ago
Who? Only a yoghurt...
YoMomma868958 2 years ago 9
greatest line ever
leighroy1973 2 years ago
He is only guilty of being Arnold.J Rimmer that is his crime that is his punishment lol killer line, pure class.
hanson666999 3 years ago 2
British comedy is the best, way better than American crap
Burklev 3 years ago 5
YAY! 2 new Red dwarf episodes on Dave at Easter...WOO!
BrutalInsomniacForce 3 years ago 2
2new episodes,?
uilliamgaelpict 3 years ago
yh there are two episodes in easter where they make it to earth
blackatree 2 years ago
3 episodes, was orginally 2 and an uncut show. now its just 3 episodes. starts april 9th i think, or 10th
EEmmaaa619 2 years ago
Wait what is this now?
DarkElfMairead 2 years ago
Occupation
"Er, bum"
XFD
BlackpeopleLOL 3 years ago
"Would you describe the accused as a friend?"
"Nah, I'd describe the accused as a git."
Brittish comedy, bloody classic. This would have to be one of my favourite shows ever.
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RedDwarfKryten 3 years ago
Has this ever been shown on BBC America? I discoveed it in foeign film club at school and I find it exteamly amusing and yet BBC has yet to eve show it to my knowalge, yet the frequently show Doctor Who. Monty Python is the only show I actually watch on it, although if Red Dwarf were to begin aiing I'd be thrilled.
CryptKeeper2929 3 years ago
i think there was an american version of the first few shows but they werent as good but the boxset containing all the episodes from every series is under forty quid on amazon
lowvoice 3 years ago
They used to show this on PBS. I haven't seen it on BBC america. Check PBS website to see if they still show it and when. I believe I also saw "Jeeves and Wooster" on PBS. PBS was amazing. Also, there wasn't an american version I believe there was only an american pilot..and "weren't as good" is an understatement it was horrible.
egocentress 3 years ago
Thanks & love it.
Hope you enjoy our new episode of Couch Cases!
couchcases 3 years ago
'Who? Only a yoghurt.'
ThrobnWood 3 years ago 3
XD
"So stupid he even objects to his own defense cousil." XD
shahua12345 3 years ago
Best serial ever
kokotovsky 3 years ago 2
RED DWARF - LEGEND
roberto1293 3 years ago 6
this was the 3rd episode of Red Dwarf i ever saw! lol my sister got given the "Camille" video for Christmas about 14 years ago, with the first 3 episodes of series 4 on it :) Think I fell in love with Craig Charles during this very scene...
ltauubrea 3 years ago
I don't remember when I fell in love with Craig Charles, but I'm with you on that!
egocentress 3 years ago
Classic Red Dwarf. Love it.
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Textra1 3 years ago 5
Name: Dave Lister
Occupation: Bum
4duff5 3 years ago 10
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Lmao
AngelOfTheAirwavesX 3 years ago
THAT is his crime...it is also his PUNISHMENT
Classic.
qwertyzealot 3 years ago 4
He's so petty, he sows name tags into his ship-issue condoms! HAHAHA!
middletond2k7 3 years ago 9
my dad downloaded this on his laptop
he used to watch this when he was younger.I love this stuff!
dubdubcows 3 years ago
Kryten takes him to school haha
SaltWaterHippo 3 years ago
"Who? Only a yogurt!"
SpaceTimeExplorer 3 years ago 45
THIS is comedy
countquackula 3 years ago 11
It's ArH-nuld...
avideogameplayer 3 years ago
yea that's wat i mean. captain man meat is missing tho. he's a one of a kind plonker u know.
hangeygirl 3 years ago
".................eh, bum." :D
sonormatt 3 years ago 6
love it. really like the one were rimmer holds a war with the wax droids. that was funy as can be.
El Bog
Fennias 3 years ago
this is like the best clip of red dwarf ever,rimmer is really funny :) :) :)
pinkyfly08 3 years ago 3
what does 'take the fifth' mean???
icemanlj2k7 3 years ago
That you refuse to say anything in court because it might be used as evidence against you to prove you commited a crime I think. In this case, its a joke because Cat is saying if Lister says Rimmer is his friend, he is commiting a crime. I think thats about right at any rate.
Jownak 3 years ago 13
thanks m8
icemanlj2k7 3 years ago
In American criminal law, "taking the Fifth", also known as "pleading the Fifth" or "commanding the fifth", is the act of refusing to testify under oath in a court of law or any other tribunal (such as a Congressional committee) on the ground that the answers that would be given could be used as evidence against the witness to convict him or her of a criminal offense.
That's from Wikipedia.
raptormaster666 3 years ago
We knew that anyway. The fact it is funny is that it is an English show so therefore doesn't really apply
wildste 3 years ago 8
it ment that claiming rimmer as a friend could be used against him later lol. Rimmer might use it against him lol
fhorse4 3 years ago
'Only one but she's got a puncture', hilarious!
narm
JPPnarmour 3 years ago 3
lol red dwarf if funny
SARUJAN5 3 years ago
I must have seen Red dwarf about a thousand times... heres to the next thousand!
Dripmat 3 years ago 6
Man, this is GOLD! Grant and Naylor are to be commended for this bit, it is too brilliant for words. I'm gonna USE some of these lines!
Karrenola 3 years ago 3
Got to love it!, reddwarf live on forever!
iDreamsss 3 years ago 3
best british comedy programme ever.
lifedrinker 3 years ago 7
'only a yogurt' lmao
crazybasement 3 years ago 2
hahaha ooh rachel rimmers blowup dolly heehee , lurvd and still lurve red..well up to series 5 think was..anyways tis brillant!
insomniachq 3 years ago
series 5 was awesome so was 6,7 but 8 was pretty bad but was still cool
icemanlj2k7 3 years ago
Name: Dave lister
Occupation: Err Bum
Craigguitarist1 3 years ago 8
boys from the dwarf!
cripplewoox 3 years ago 6
"Would you describe the accused as a friend?"
"...take the fifth!"
panjo23 3 years ago 4
I take the accused as a git
XXL2oo 3 years ago
i love this episode
i love kryten
i love rimmer
i just simply love red dwarf!
McrChiick 3 years ago
there all dead dave!
123IRONHIDE 3 years ago 2
"A man so petty and small minded he would while away his evenings sewing name labels onto his ship issue condoms"
One of the funniest Red Dwarf lines ever, I loved this episode.
officiousrsoul 3 years ago 3
"she's got a puncture"-classic
aznarder 3 years ago 2
Please let them make more of Red Dwarf.
SuperBob909 3 years ago 4
Occupation? ermmmm bum I LOVE RED DWARF <3
jamesbobSquarepants 3 years ago
He's a smeeeee a smeeeeee a smeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Oh, forget it.
Coerlin 3 years ago 2
"Who? Only a yoghurt!" Classic!!!
kelzuya 3 years ago
LOL "no I'd describe the accused as a git" :D
SontaranHunter 3 years ago
i use to stay up till 1 in the morning just to wacth this show and The Red Green Show
crazyd311 3 years ago
Same here!
wwemusicfan 3 years ago
Same here!
2HChD 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This is pure Scientology. Look it's L.Ron on trial.
NomenNesci0 3 years ago
Yeah innit who would just look up a video of red dwarf just to omment to piss off the people who like it. Is your brain so retarded and you have so little friens or family to spend time with........ RED DWARF ROCKS!
Donutmn 3 years ago
Name: Dave Lister
Occupation: umm.......
BUM
Yamibooze 3 years ago 3
only one but shes got a punction HAHA i wet myself red dwarf rocks its awesome
roryrawks 4 years ago
AMAZING all red dwarf is amazing this clip is one of the best of seris 4
crappie95 4 years ago
6th series is the best
jaxio07 4 years ago
"It is both his crime, and his puishment!" That is worth top marks.
unothatbloke 4 years ago 3
who? only a yoghurt!
Samael78 4 years ago
It's annoying when people go to the trouble of hunting down videos just to slag them off, do you have too much time on your hands or something? someone wants to listen to their favorite song, type in the band name and read some of the comments, there's always some idiot saying this bands shite, heres an idea, you stick to the crap you like and we'll keep watching the good stuff
ashman3152 4 years ago 3
best SERIE on the world !!!!!!!!
kravajedenakole 4 years ago
"TAKE THE FIFTH" BAHAHHA HAHAHAHAH bu howdddd ya do dat holll
seancooley 4 years ago
occupation ?
bum
-conclusion:
smeggin class
fredthemighty 4 years ago
Nice vid, shame the BBC forced me to remove my "red Dwarf: What a Load of Smeg" vid.
If the BBC wont allow anymore Red Dwarfs to be made, they shouldnt complain when fans try to keep the show alive.
techwondo 4 years ago 3
Exactly!
BBC ? - Objection!
squiffysquirrelz 4 years ago
overe ruled
sinthorasdraciel 4 years ago
absolutely brilliant red dwarf moment
clements1991 4 years ago
"Are there no others who shared moments of intamacy with him?"
"Only one but she's got a puncture."
lol
bexmoviefreak 4 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Git? You're the one who:
A. Married Kathy Tyson
B. Got caught smoking crack from a soda can
C. Had to beg for a part in "Brookside"
D. Doesn't realise he's nothing but a bloody scouse git
MondoBeno 4 years ago
sound a bit bitter....
whats your problem?????
jonkpow 4 years ago
A. So what?
B. Not proven.
C. So what? He earns more than you'll ever make.. per year!
D. So what? You are nothing more than a bloody american twat. The lowest of the low.
revcom301 4 years ago
Name? Dave Lister.
Occupation? .....Bum.
CrackSpidersBitch2 4 years ago 2
love your TV there. Thank's
boyprodegy 4 years ago
sews names on his condoms, LOL
Mblaster1989 4 years ago
god i must get like.. a DVD and watch a load of this show.. i feel so left out!
talatsmum 4 years ago
you can get box sets at Zavvi (Virgin Media Megastores) or HMV for a little as £30
59211bart 4 years ago
take the fifth!
milne12 4 years ago
Lol! one of my favourite episodes! "not out wit a used tea bag" lol!
surrendermonkeys 4 years ago
I seen all on youtube cant remember what part was this in!
mjufpn 4 years ago
The episode is called 'Justice.' Series 4.
genott 4 years ago
red dwarf is one of my all-time favorite shows! one of the major influences on my own space adventure... no it's NOT spam :p
ranmaAZ 4 years ago 2
its the best
nicholamiles 4 years ago
it is a quote from series 5 episode terror form it is rimmers sub-concious talking to him
'shut your putrid whinning you dank tuft of rectal pubic hair' lol 'butterpat head!'
reevesy314 4 years ago
Lister's tie is hilarious
HellecticMojo 4 years ago
lol
rick2744 4 years ago