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  • what is this faggotry ?

  • How about just walking up and saying "Hi, how are you...?" and introduce yourself..... that USUALLY works, right....?

    Or am I being too "left of field" here....? :P

  • Lol this line only works if your 9 yrs old!

  • The wave was super gay

  • always flash your gun a few times to make sure she says yes

  • i find 'you want a jello shot?' works better.

  • sometimes having a brick helps

  • that wasnt a good pickup line lol i even know this and im looking 4 help with first date.

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  • Thats the most cliched line ever!

  • Don't ask a fat girl how much a Polar Bear weights ... LMAO... You will get a kick in ass for sure :D :D

  • Fail.. although a good beginner strategy use this to get used to being rejected.. cause lets face it your gonna fail a lot before you see results

  • A guy used that on me once and although it made me smile, I kept walking!

  • that guy is gay... use that pick up line if u r looking 4 another guy

  • Guys please don't do this to a grown woman you like. I'm sure this would work on a dumb broad though.

  • How not to flirt...for all u guys out there, seriously, dont do this

  • IMHO I see nothing efficient here. She say"Hi, how are you?" If it's work then the conversation is gonna go on otherwise, smile and leave it. It's sad to give false expectation to lonely guys like this when most of the time that's the women who decide if she is interested in you even before the start. Most of these beautiful gal would be friend with you so why not to accept their friendship, it's only gonna raise your social value toward your next flirt. Period.

  • Bahaha! What if the girl actually tells you how much she thinks an average polar bear weighs? ...Uh, FAIL!

  • Ha, that was terrible. I'm sorry. Do not use any lines whatsoever! Find something relevant to the setting to start the convo.

    Female here.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHAH

  • Step 1. Start with a creepy, piercing stare 2. Keep a blank expression and walk up to her with out blinking 3. Finally open your mouth and utter the words " you have a beautiful third eye.." and then laugh like dr evil. That'll break the ice!

  • that was sht

  • thats retarded id suicide if i said that to a girl

  • Hey, does this napkin smell like chloroform?

  • 'do you know how much a polar bear wait'

  • The fact of the matter is some people have it and some people don't. If you have to look up dating advice and find out what you need to do to flirt, have a conversation with a girl, attract girls, etc, then you are already destined for disappointment and failure. Cold reality yes but reality nonetheless. Some people are gifted with natural charm, good looks and a fun personality, all of this comes natural for them. Others have to resort to "faking" all of this. Awkward and forced.

  • @Trancemaster2052 Actually no. I was once a shy guy who started doing approaches and such based upon things I learned from material posted up by dating coaches. My confidence grew just by my attempts, not just from my success. That was years ago, when I was in high school and early college, and now I am teaching some of my peers what I have learned and am breaking them out of their own 'shells' .

    Though I must say the polar bear line = WEAK. Opinion or situational openers are so much better.

  • @bdevey54 Yeah it is weak. Can you imagine this guy going into a bar saturday night and telling that joke to a hot chick while she's with her little group of friends?

  • This is not 1700s or 1910 Nice guys Finish last... Guys just be some what of a dick to her then she will like you. Trust me my buds are doing it all the time. They broke a bad habit of being nice guys. It works! Fu** I starting to brake the habit of being a nice guy, I am seen some progress. Tell her no, tell her not now, say no to her ones in a wile. ; ) (DO NOT GO OVERBOARD WITH IT) If you go overboard; it can be counter productive...

  • im a shy guy and reality check, try using that gay polar bear line and she will re arrange your face, even I knpw better

  • @Brendon00000 LOL HAHAHA!

  • that polar bear joke is on a new movie coming out called, hall pass/

  • Here's a cute little pickup line... Walk up to a woman you're interested in, point to her belly and say, "I want my baby right there."

  • @MikeCaiazzo1

    cue nutshot

  • woman r corney they eat up that crap trust!!! art there gets laid lol

  • nice pick up line smooth

  • Nice!! Well, hey! Do you know how much a polar bear weight? Lol!

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  • that was a corny ass opening line

  • I think she would break your ice.

  • Well.......that was thoroughly awkward.

  • Just go upto the girl and say you are very horny and wants to have sex with her. lmao

  • The title of this video should be "How to Flirt With Girls When You Are a Gay Guy".

  • wow, is this for real? or is it fake?

  • I`m sure lame jokes would help

  • FAIL!!

    

  • FAIL!!

  • FAIL!!!

  • FAIL!

  • Why does no one make a video of what guys really want. Listen girls, we all just want to fuck, period. So go home, put on something slutty and when a guy walks buy, say you want to fuck.

  • loosers..

  • "Do you know how much a polar bear weights ? Enough to break the ice..."

    Yeah, right, nothing better than a dumb joke to introduce myself to an attractive lady......

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  • the jokes was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lame

  • dating tip #1 - Get an accent...

  • Boy you hurried to become a dating instructor .... go get some practise. At 0:41 the girl is not laughing at your joke , she is laughing at you .

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  • pause it at 1:04.look at the guy's face

  • Whoaaaa! It's Keanu Reeves stunt double!

  • Polar bear joke is a favourite in midlands UK.

  • i think he coaches gay people

  • Make a real profile and meet a Latino women rockmycity.info

  • this 2 people like each other

  • I demand poon!

  • If this doesn't work, my bear will break...your face?

  • haha how cheesy was that.

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  • THATS PROBABLY ONE OF THE WORST CONVERSATION STARTERS EVER

  • omg...that was so corny!

  • kisss her

  • well, I am shy because I feel I'm not attractive, what is the solution for this problem?

  • @Bargsabz 100mg of pure MDMA

  • lollllllllll this is good stuff

  • that's is the dumbest line ever....what da fuck..... how much a polar bear weigh's... stupid..

  • @dareside i admit..but a good joke is a good starter,especially if youre around some other guys and girls! The more people laugh,the better the joke is!

  • the message is good but u gotta work on the clips try to speak more relaxed is my advice cose it's seems like it's an amateur's video... no offence :)

  • yeah.... that line wouldn't work on most women I know... >_>

  • no offence but this sucks!

    if he is supposed to be a shy guy..

    Shy guys doesnt have the guts to talk to girls

    this guy is like hey how much does a polar bear weight? what kind of question is that

  • @LoveFromBelgium Really? Shy guys don't have the guts to talk to girls? I'm a shy guy and I have the guts to talk to a girl, what you on about?

  • @MrAbdulAfg then your not a shy guy... :)

    you know what i mean:)

  • @MrAbdulAfg im a shy guy and i dont lol.

  • @MrAbdulAfg ur not shy lool

  • Pathetic tutorial. So, let me get this straight: this is your tip for shy guys? LOL, what would be the difference between a shy guy and a non-shy guy? Use a pinguin instead of the polar bear?

    BTW, This guy looks gay.

  • if you were a booger i'd pick you first.

  • Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

  • @Josiahsaurus Sure baby~

  • "break the ice" a play on words. Ok. Still lame, lol

  • FAIL!

  • You an idiot. There is NO way u get chicks by using idiotic lines like that. Stop pretending that you know a lot about women... because u obviously dont. And please, stop teaching this nonsense to people looking for advice on women. You are going to get somebody slapped

  • this guy is gay :)))

  • haha stupidest joke in history!!! "hey do you know how much a polar bear weights? enough to break the ice haha" wtf whoever follows thiz step will get slapped in the face by the girl and u would have to walk away with a sad face lookinq at ur shoes all fuken embarrased.. thiz guy is dumb "polar bear" lmao thats not even funny

  • HAha The polar bear opener?? I was expecting something a lot better, you turned her off bigtime with that lame "cuteness"

  • Bad.  Jessicas stuff is better. Prepare your speach before you film.

  • This is crap, I want to ask a girl out and this wont work worth shit

  • is this supposed to be funny?

  • shy guy, Mario reference. lol

  • "Do you know how much polar bear weight?"

    wat?

  • @ThePainkiller9000 hahahahahahha.....his english is brutal!!

  • lol i would totaly use that line

  • why would a shy person go to a social place?00

  • @ThisIsWhyImFrench to be unshy duh

  • hey..........wana fuck?

  • @fUCkyOUbL0WM3 Actually you should say "hey wanna fuck?" Oh wait you're not my type! ;)

  • ja ja ja what are you a polar bear Mr o miss Metsada007

  • go f yourself! fukkers like you I want to beat up for a beer!

  • "I am art?" No.

  • im not shy idk why im on dis video but like i joke around 2 much and i always got something to say.

  • dont humiliate ur self in front of a woman, just go on a sex tour man and keep ur self respect

  • It's not worth the effort, romanticism and sex is overrated anyway...

  • @Metsada007 hahaha.. sounds like you never tried it ;)

  • I think when i tell that Polar Bear joke to a random chick she will be like "O.......kaaayyy?"

  • Whenever im in a club, and a girl is making eye contact with me, I p*ssy out :/ lol.... grr any tips for that?

  • Join the Marines and get the balls. No JK what I do is get in a good mood and I dont go out to the club to find girls. I go to dance as gay as that is it sure works and when the time comes she looks at you having fun and you see it walk right up and say HI im Nicholas/your name. Take her out on the floor and dance. cant dance well get on the pc find a dance school pay for a few tips and you will be light years past 90% of the guys in the bar or club. That how a ladys man is made.

  • mehh no need to worry... I already got a girlfriend

  • lol umm im shy but i have a girl friend and i didnt do that, im the guy thats shy and nice but isnt a person that shows it to much, but i do find it hard to talk to a girl for along time, i run out of stuff to say

  • Pay me $ and I will teach you how to get chicks.

  • lmao

  • lol im shy, thats how i do it XD

  • hes goodlooking tho!

  • Only pretty people are meant to hook up.

  • LOLLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ur probly fugles :D

  • Shy guys dont get laid. They get pwnd by mario haha. get it?

  • he's bang'n her

  • I think saying she had a nice dress would work better.

  • 1:03 - 1:06

    so gay

  • well that wasn't very helpfull, at all

  • "Do know how much a polar weights" that is priceless! you're surely gonna get some girls with such an epic line.

  • cofé

  • The non-verbal pick up is still the best, guys. Look (not stare^^) at her, smile the second or third time your eyes meet. Then she might even be willing to approach you. Offer her a drink. Say she looks beautiful tonight. At least that would make you attractive to me! Always works! :)

  • @ongoingjoy we looking at a possible relationship in that scenario or a one night stand? Cuz that really is 50/50

  • Sheeesh. Creepy! It's even creepier than the "Do you like...cheese?" Pick up line (She's the Man). Ugh. He has even written a book? Gimme a break. I actually wouldn't mind shy guys to ask me the "Do you like cheese" question. Quirky-funny is rather better than an attempt at jokes. His attempt equals fail and enough to make me scram from the room as quick as possible! Is he trying to make guys a fool out of themselves? :(

  • if he actually could get girls, then he would not be making theses videos

  • O god no, that was creepy on so many levels. If your gonna use a pickup line, use this one, its the best out there, works all the time: "If your vagina was an apple, can I take a bite?" *Takes huge piece of apple and chews it sexually ;)

  • i can't find words to decribe how fail is this, lol !! WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Everybody search for this guy arkady39, he got some amazing dating and relationships advice you could find online and a 100+ videos you can watch

  • Thing is, he clearly knew before hand that he was going to make this video and still could only produce a ridiculously corny line that wasn't even grammatically correct! LOL. Oh Lord, I truly got a good laugh out of this and the comments. With that line, the girl will be laughing at you not with. Moral of the story...be yourself

  • Don't use that line. Just say, Hi How are you doing? Seriously, that easy.

  • no just say how yuo doin like joey in friends

  • One piece of advice, I think every guy needs to get used to rejection and not take it personally.

    I think sometimes walking up to girls and trying to intentionally trying to rejected is a good exercise.

  • That was the worst line ever...

  • that was... wrong... no cheesy pick up lines PLEASE

  • lol.....the guy sucks.....and he is ugly

  • I've done this-don't work

  • Epic flirting fail. "Hey, polar bears are fat. By the way my name is I'm-a-freaking-moron."

  • Man....i usually dont write comments...but this one i couldn't resist....

    How did this guy become a coach....that was the worst pick up line ever.....weird...

  • if u say that bs u might as well go up to a girl and say "Hey ! , i have Herpes!"

  • what a douche

  • dude take off her top ^^

  • wow.

    i cant believe hes a "dating coach"

  • hahahaha ill probably mess it up "your like a polar bear"

  • thats a good one......i need some more ice breakers ..lol do you have anymore???

  • dude what the hell are you waiting for?

    bend her over your work desk or couch and get busy!

  • Annnddd this is why you are single..

  • lmfao

  • haha oh dear god.

    Do you know how a polar bear weight!! im scoring with this one

  • andr poop- chin assshole on the line......

  • BEST ADVICE IS - BE A MAN

    IF your're afraid of a woman's acceptance youwill probally be afraid of doing anything else in life...women fart, burp, and crap just like guys - be real and try to find things that you both enjoy -- if hse dont enjoy samethings find a gril that does

  • Good god Jessica Claire is gorgeous.

  • like this guy has ever got a chick. he's just some nerd that can drag little details out and explain obvious things to make a book. his hair is awesome though. sike!!

  • This doesn't help!!

  • has any1 submited this 2 failblog?

  • LOL! YEAH~ KUTE!!!! ^^!!!!!! [amused]

  • This is GOLD!

    Do you know how a polar bear weight?!

    I wrote it down.

  • dude look like he dracula

  • um i am in miami, that shyt wont work. hahahaha

  • I heard someone use that line before, but I think, whatever line it is, it has to your own and come natural, becuas eif you say something like that and it doen't come out right... man you are going to look a friggin fool.