jesus gets hit by a bus

[corsetswithflava]

i hate uall dum ass bitches making fun off the man how died for us

[scheffeym]

@corsetswithflava welcome to youtube?

[LilScruffFK]

Datz wat he getz 4 makin fun of jesus dawg!!!!

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

did he died for our sins

[marymccoy12]

sooo funny lololol:)

[TheSimplySupreme]

He's Hawt :D

[londonrudeboy]

should have gone specsavers

[Jinxprincess13]

The Shrek lol XD

This is an epic lol XD

[MrCatsdigme1]

That is just plain rude. THat is jesus christ the one who kept you here today. You deserve to get hit by a bus/

[Thatguywithlogic]

@MrCatsdigme1 Judge not lest ye be judged.

[Rossdufeu1992]

Its 360p mate

[BassCausality]

We meet again 240p...

[TheBaveltje01]

240p WE MET AGAIN <3

[WLRROB]

WTF omg 

[MrTheXBOXfreak]

LOL 0:39 Shrek at background XD

[spursdoggy]

0:49 hit by bus

[ZieyKizzle]

this vid is sick

[sockbite]

right when he says i will survive

[SpaceChap]

Some how this video has made its way to my phone.... now 20 more people have seen it

[mavsshadow41]

.the one who made this video is really a FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!

[MarissaMizz]

@mavsshadow41 I absolutely love this. it made me laugh so damn hard!

[TheStrawbeery]

@MarissaMizz you won't be laughing on judgment day. christ

coming back as a conquering king his garment is going to be

stain with blood all who mocked and scoff at him he coming to

stomp out the grapes of wrath

[hannahbug1212]

@mavsshadow41 this is the best video EVER. So funny. LOVEEEE IT! :D

[loonie26]

could've been worse, he could've taken an arrow in the knee

[rozwaga]

637 people *the one that disliked* watched the video on the other side of the world because they tried to survive. Sorry guys !

[rozwaga]

I will survive -|- *crash*

[sparklesgeek]

i'm going to hell for laughing at this

[mrclankdog]

thumps up if you saw shrek

[jazzyd595]

if u like this junky abomination than u must have some mental issue because our loving lord and savior died on a cross to save our sorry butts and this is how u thank him.

[goddog47]

Must have been the alluminaty killin him with that bus, to them he would be too danderous.

[hsmhm123]

HAH NOT JK

[bangersndshit]

I thought the jews killed him?

[TheKoolkid1997]

seems legit

[Arceus3214]

guess he didnt survived :P

[TheMatchAttaxGuy]

This was filmed with a potato...

[gk1442]

this is hot......................

[MrTYLEREVANS123]

we meet again 240p !

[MuffinzRLife]

630 people did not survive.

[dapden1999]

jokes but ouch

[AmberLynn86314]

I WONT DIE, I WILL SURVIVE *bus comes, Bus driver:No you wont! >:D*

BAM

[Syn0nyms]

looks like he wont survive.

[naulabolivar8]

3 minutes on earth then BOOOOM Lolz :P

[xx2otactics]

wooow lol

[xx2otactics]

lol 0:31



[xx2otactics]

wow hehe lol 0:30

[howstupid411]

ROFL!!!! XDD

[SOUTHPARKFOREVER240]

It was probably a Jew driving the bus XD LOL

[qwerty33112]

@SOUTHPARKFOREVER240 Hey ''South park forever 240" (I have to admit I love south park) But you knwo what: Don't say that you asshole. That's so fucking rude. I am jewish and I don't appreciate you saying that. So you know what, go fuck yourself, you asshole.

[SOUTHPARKFOREVER240]

@qwerty33112 Ahaha Dont call me an asshole XD LOL

[SarahBieber08]

LMFAO.

[jamdes1998]

@SarahBieber08 man shut up its a good video what do U make porn

[Sammyt1520]

tehetehe, jesus got hit by a bus, i like the diaper

[xxim2steez]

damn he got smacked

[AnthonyGTA5]

624 people Don't Will Survive

[JRodriguez391]

@AnthonyGTA5 omg srry buts its like SOOO annoying when ppl say somethin somethin ppl plz dont do this its like really annoyin srry if i hurt any1 i didnt mean it

[brendanjtoomey]

i mean going

[brendanjtoomey]

if you laughed at this you are foing to hell

[nessykinsxoxo]

@brendanjtoomey lmfao dont tell me u dint lughed lmao das da funniest shit i ever seen

[togertogertoger]

A jew hit him :O

[KGmetusalemKG]

this is bad just put crazy man not jesus

[AkujiMalice]

He survived... but he'll never dance again.

[DogDude423]

that was funny i love that  viteo

[OwnMyCreations]

i watched this vid in class like 3years ago and some girl started crying when she saw it=P

[voodoopeople94]

@OwnMyCreations LOL

[kevinmontano20]

and thats how he sacrificed for us poor guy he got kill by a roman bus

[policechaser]

@kevinmontano20 Don't you mean roamin' bus? ;-)

[kevinmontano20]

@policechaser idk my head is lost in space im havin a brain fart

[policechaser]

@kevinmontano20 lol, I hear ya, been there.

[PenguinFan911]

He looks like Zohan.

[cocainmonster]

This Was God Getting Back at the dude trying to make fun of Jesus

[coolguyomy]

looks like he didnt survive

[PerfectPaperclip]

i laughed so bloody hard

[MegaMJlover1958]

Lol



[aqwrocks59]

LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY

[xEveryThingRocksx]

i just think of him as a dumb guy not jesus.

[Dragonmem88]

this video is funny, because this isnt actually jesus. gg. :)

[paulozero008]

Disgusting....

[tsinu4christ]

my comment for every body:-

IF YOU DON'T BELIVE JESUS AS A LORD AND SAVIOR YOU ALL END UP IN HELL.....don't forget that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....the video is not funny at all.

[aqwrocks59]

@tsinu4christ but im a muslim

[Reiincarnation]

@tsinu4christ but, but but... god isn't real

[aqwrocks59]

@Reiincarnation thats wat u think 

[Reiincarnation]

@aqwrocks59 i don't think that, i KNOW that. you have absolutely no reason to believe other than a 2,000 year old book written by crazy people.

[aqwrocks59]

@Reiincarnation O_O uhhhh i will never quit my religion so shuddup

[Reiincarnation]

@aqwrocks59 lol ok. maybe some day you'll open your eyes and realize god is a big lie

[tsinu4christ]

there is nothing funny about this video....the one who post the video and comment it as funny will end up in hell truest me...JESUS is the reason you are alive now.

[maxman1812]

i can see how primitive christians with no knowledge of science could find this offensive, but too bad. we're in america (most of us), so if you don't like it you can geeeeeeeet out.

[doinyourmom365]

for all of u guys saying its offensive stfu becuz u know its funny and fake so y would it be offensive

[wwerocks62]

offensive much -.-

[cristianoana2]

brasil..... hahahahaha bom esse video

[lissie30103]

omg look peeps yes its funny but i am a christian nots right lol but it is funny

[ilovemybabydamien]

wdf



[ddsase96]

O_O''

[hhanz97]

O_O''

[landirizaldi]

astaufiurlahallazim

[DemoraX]

haha all of the little christians here saying how offensive this is :P

dont worry no fictional characters were harmed in the making of this video!

[SkimboardScottie]

@DemoraX All of the little Christians?



[DemoraX]

@SkimboardScottie yes all of the little christians writting wall of texts about their loving jesus afew pages back,

i guess they never read the bible :P

[beautifulday01]

Doing parodies about Jesus is too easy, I dare you to make parody about retarded scumbag muhammad or loser allah

[Lollipop10096]

@beautifulday01

Erm excuse me but that is soooooooooo offensive!

[hermanet77]

many latin men named jesus...and all of them will die sooner or later.. but JESUS the SON OF GOD..HE Reigns over the death..whatever you try to scorn HIM.. HE loves you..and gives you life...

[TheMonkeydude17]

Its fine he came back in 3 days.

[dochussey]

@TheMonkeydude17 Fucking lag...

[Ramez117]

its funny but its mest up too

[hiscibus]

this aint cool man seriously

[LightBan]

he will resurrect in 3 days anyways ;)

[owenlovejoe]

In memory of our lord,JEEEZUS!

[blackeyedpeas273]

also looks fake

[center4444]

he will survive!

[haylee518]

Did he really die??!!

[Kiara12212]

Keep pressing 6 and it sounds like he's saying ty is humble o.o"

[kenneth89319]

BACOT !!!!!!!!

[paOl061]

IN The NAME OF JESUS ! YOU WILL SURVIVE .

[deanodamario]

ROFLOMMFAO2TPOHAIPM

Rollong On Floor Laughing On My Mother F*cking *ss Off To The Point Of Hysteria And I Pee Myself...

[andreas139100]

so? you don't believe Jesus?

May GOD forgive you!

I HOPE THAT!

[qazplm412]

@andreas139100 its just a joke <.< and i still believe Him k?

[MarcoDiCesar]

its from jesus i will survive

[FacistPikl]

wow there are 777,000 views...

[aea383]

kesalahan terbesar klian udah menghujat Yesus......

liat aja kelak,..siapa sebenarnya Yesus itu..

dan di saat itu lah klian tahu betapa besarnya kuasa Nya. Yesus itu nyata,..dia Muzijat,.dan dia kelak menghakimi orang yg telah menghujatNya..

pegang cakapku

[ballerinababe901]

rotflmfo!!!!!

Translation: Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Face Off!!

[Kiara12212]

ROFL R.I.P Jesus on crack

[BramkaBam]

Hahaha Lol, He can walk on water and do awesome stuff and then he gets killed by a bus,

[aconk620]

yesus emang pantes mati... hihihihihi 

[tantaniqe123]

im sorry GOD but this is funny

[marioluigi562]

now i know how jesus DIED!!!! LOL!!!!! R.I.P

[Puggelicious]

well then this is kinda BAD....

[frosted1030]

And now he's back.. and he's dyeing for your amusement..

[charlottebroster]

this is mint do pope benadict

[mikelad777]

This is the very first video I ever watched on Youtube.

[MagmorterSaysHi]

@mikelad777 Mine as well :P

[ImSowr]

@mikelad777 welcome to the worlds dumbest site

[kevinmontano20]

@mikelad777 welcome aboard capitan

[Xwing437]

keep going to 0:47 it funny as hell

[lts1011]

LoL,,,Shrek :)

[PerfectPaperclip]

dont care if its fake its hilarious

[Sk8border142]

o god this is my jesus!?!?!?!

[TheDavidedmond]

But You dint Survive. You Got Hit by a Bus

[DarkMythDude]

He didn't die. He rose from under the bus and got back up and started singing again

[SRStrollisSRS]

dw he'll come back to life in 3 days

[tinakhalid]

@soulslayer55000 he doest have to ordered us to do so..ALlah can do whatever He want.. anytime.. anywhere.. pls respect us.. and pls respect our religion stop using Allah name..u dont have any right to say bad about Allah. Im so sorry about this vids.. we should respects other people religion as we want people to respect ours. thank u. :) may god bless u..

[copnite12342]

others who get offended when their faith is portrayed as a joke,,,lighten up. all fatihs get poked at.

[alixdanielrocks123]

tht was sooooooooo funny thumbs up if u agree ?????/?

[fendi0606]

mantap...............^_^

[USAabet]

This video is very uncivilized because it mocked Christianity

if you just want to be funny why should take the name of jesus ..

always wanted to mockingly

it is pointless to behave like that

[sophieandjaydashow]

horible it ent nothink to laught about u think ya clever srsly get a life

[cherryblossom1289]

lol funny r.i.p jesus and sorry bus driver U KILLED HIM!!!

[cherryblossom1289]

lol funny

[UniversalMinded]

@RedDemonism yeah me too LOL

[naveedlalkhan]

bastard who ever is making fun of Jesus

[fpealvarez]

Oh, your Father!

[bronxgrl100]

I've seen this a lot and I believe this is real but It Is funny

[TheGoku567]

hahahahahhahahahhahahahahha

[akashsworldPEACE]

CANT STOP LAUGHING!

[BashqortTau]

У богохульства есть свои пределы. Этот лжехристос перешёл рамки дозволенного Богом, вот и сбил его автобус, даже имени этого лжехриста не осталось.

[loganbeck25]

lol jesus hahahaha.

[rox9181]

haha that was funny

[cookiebangers]

i am jesus xx

[buckshot55055]

Lol, I love how people just stop look at the fairy dancing down the street. Wonder if even Jesus gets indesency tickets from the cops.

[AndyPlaysGames117]

This is horrible!

...you totally gave away the punchline in the title!

[DANHASABIGBALL]

hahahahhahahahah!!!

[carmen71c]

not nice lovce ya jusus

[Gh0stSk113r]

that's what he gets for pretending to be Jesus.

[goldeneyedsfan1]

this is amazing!

[8THSOFDREAMS]

So...DID he survive?

[markhorneyuk]

R.I.P Jesus....HAHAHHAH

[kolloid100]

@markhorneyuk

mother fucker :)

[The1soloflyer]

@markhorneyuk yeh never did liked that alien bastard

[TheJoshua7820]

DATS A SIN AND DISRESPECTFUL!! 

[markhorneyuk]

@TheJoshua7820, me and most of theses youtube users DON'T gives a shit.

[jcantu99]

u guys r mean relly relly mean !!!

[nuca48]

hey thats mean jesus give up hi llife for us and u make fun of him and one more thing what is the name of that song

[LiverpoolfcEPL]

R>I>P Jesus

[missBasescu]

fuck u !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[p5678910]

sure you'll survive

[MrZukola]

Is it wrong that I actually really enjoy seeing this??

[MJmartin33]

@MrZukola ya

[ent1012]

ha what a survivoir

[FinalDestinationWIki]

The bus sounds are from FD1 terry's death

[heman31000]

fuck you bitch you said that jesus got hit bye a bus shaim on you

[kamall1978]

can u imagine god like that..human as a god