Tracy Morgan Vs Carlos Mencia Yo Mama Battle

[juanfelipesierra]

@newgarda You think Carlos Mencia is trash because he speaks the truth bold, simple and hurtful, and he doesn't give a fuck

[heatbucspies55]

What the hell was this on?



[BigG01234]

@heatbucspies55 Uptown Comedy Club

[HybridD91]

Yo momma so poor, she spits in a bottle and uses it as bath water.

[newgarda]

carlos mencia is trash

[HardJumpBrothers]

Your moma so poor, she walks down the street with one shoe, and if you ask did she lose a shoe, she says : no, i found one .

[murdockqotsa]

People are going fucking crazy for some real mediocre jokes.

[legocityrulz2]

yo momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars slow down!

[Cuchifrito]

Carlos Mencia is so wack, he has to steal other people's jokes.

[carlosjenkins187]

ahhh..... the fuckin 90's

[1991doomsday]

Old school.

[homeskillet2235]

yo moma so clumbsy, she walked thru the door and fell out the window

[toemasie]

Youtube rocks! I remember this episode. I can appreciate "black humor"... I LOVED this show ( came on LATE on Saturdays... 2am in Chicago ). For YEARS I remembered Carlos's ( just found out it was Carlos Mencia! ) "no arms" joke. Explanatory notes PLEASE! I don't get it!

[boyrpy]

yo mama so poor she cant pay attention

[fabo821]

Yo momma stink so bad she makes speed stick slow down

[Aatifah]

yo mama so fat she weighs a lot 

[zziop9897]

Yo mama so fat when she shits its like a nuke =-O

[zziop9897]

Yo mama so curvy I rode her like a coster

[Jlytle2]

Yo mama so fat, when she went to the zoo the elephants threw peanuts at her.

[j2times2006]

Wow even back the. Carlos mencina wasn't funny

[Ch4nGo27]

Carlos mencia is gay

[WhiteShadowAlba]

YO MOMMA SO DIRTY SHE PUTS SALT WATER DOWN HER PANTS TO KEEP THE CRABS FRESH

[69MinecraftGamer69]

Yo mama so Fat She has Cheat codes for Wii Fit

[nikidizzi2]

too bad carlos was never funny!

[CrazyHermit]

they use what on her underwear for bungie jumping?

[DarkGreen2000]

No Daddy, nodaddy, noda/dddy

[yonas1990]

i would rock the fuck outta T. Morgan's hat right now!

[lafon02]

this is like wild n out, but better!

[T74G]

yo mama got no gums..her teeth hang from the nerves..

[Brenny1213]

Yo Mama so fat, when the doorbell rang she checked the microwave.

[mrmaturitydelinquent]

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the Pooper Scooper was a flavor of ice cream

[mrmaturitydelinquent]

The Boys II men daycare center joke was a good one

[StowAlex]

~ Your MAMA only has 1 leg ~

When she gets mad at you she yells, I'm NOT gonna stand for this !

[CharlieBladeRemus]

@StowAlex I'm stealin' this LOL

[thespokenfont]

yo momma so damned stupid , the bit*h jumped out a window ... and went up! 

[TheMstweet]

honestly i only laughed at the pepsi can joke

[brandonsmith666]

did any one laugh?

[JoOnNeSsEyY]

@brandonsmith666 lmao i was wondering the same thing. but its old school so.

[msicecream00]

Yo mama so stupid she got into a fight with the gum ball machine because it wouldnt take foodstamp

[darthpervertous]

yo mama is so ugly, I took her to the zoo one day and the security said:

"Thanks for bringing her back!!"

[balafua]

@darthpervertous hahaha :p

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

Yo mama's so dumb, that she was proud of herself, she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years xD

[TheKingslayer88]

Yo mama so loose it's like putting a hot dog down a hallway

[jacksondarryl34]

Yo mama so dumb, she asked me what letter comes after X i said "Y" she said "Cause I wanna know"...LOL

[angelshalo]

I love how into it the crowd gets

[earthindanger]

mencia stole those jokes from my mom

[karatekidx5000]

you mama so dumb she cracked a joke and tried to fix it. Original sh!t ;P

[diggums22]

comedy was so fucking easy back then when everyone was ten times more retarded than they are today.

[shondee06]

Ya mama so stupid she thought sherlock homes was a housing project

[JustJestr]

yo mama is like a shotgun, she needs to cocks to blow

[noblesiner]

Look at what we use to wear back in the early 90's.

[Velocity98]

yo mama so fat when she tried to join jenny craig jenny said "DAMN!"

[thomasejordanjr]

yo mamma pussy so big i whispered into it and got an answer back

[malula7]

your sister is so dumb that when she missed her period she thought her teacher would suspend her.

[malula7]

your mama is so short that you can see her feet on her driver license picture.

[jwh1999]

@malula7 yo momma so stupid, she keep money tucked in her wig for her memory bank!

[stargate12345678]

@jwh1999 Your Mommas so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat, people yell out TAXI!

[InfestBloodWarX3]

@jwh1999 yo mom so fat she got stretch marks on her tongue

[Kinghillerbackup1]

@jwh1999 yo mama so slow it took her an hour to cook minute rice

[Fisticuffer245]

@jwh1999 yo mama so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks

[vniguam]

@jwh1999 - yo momma so slutty that more black ppl have been in her than Ohio State penitentiary

[0lllshinlll0]

@malula7 yo momma so ugly, she make blind babies cry

[lequientlewis]

ooooo snnaaap it is....rofl



[lequientlewis]

man....that ain't mencia....lmao

[RevAIDGnarl]

The next good joke Carlos Mencia tells will be the 1st good joke that hack ever tells.

[TokyoKoolProductionz]

Yo momma's so stupid, she found weeds on her lawn, AND TRIED TO SMOKE 'EM.

[41jamarcus]

yo momma so stuped she had you

[thedrunkgreek]

yo momma's like a shotgun, first she cocks, then she blows

[thedrunkgreek]

yo momma so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her

[Knowledge3440]

yo momma so fat, you have to take two buses and a train to get on her good side.

[Juandingodotcom]

carlos should have been out on the first round. that shit was stuuuuuuuupid.

[hoth1996]

yo mama so hairy, when you were born you nearly died of rug burn

[AriWonder]

LOVE IT

[acemisterxxx]

lmao that pepsi joke cracked me up, it was so dumb but so original

[CopelliProductions]

Yo mama so fat,the wolfman said "That's no moon....that's yo mama!"

lol robot chicken reference xD

[JohnsonBoy624]

Tracy Morgan lookin like a fatass Barney and shid

[catshavesouls]

Yo momma so black, she went to night school and got marked absent.

[teamusmc1]

yo momma is so old she new jesus when he was the new kid on the block

[TheGarnstone9000]

Yo mamma is so skinny...you can see her asshole from the front.

[brainsick213]

big money, big money....fuckin mencia

[5555cedrick]

your mom so fat she doesnt need internet shes already world wide

[TheXman970]

Yo mamas so nasty, she had to pour seawater down her pants, just to keep the crabs down.

[TPark1196]

yo mama is so hairy you almost died of rug burn when she gave birth to you

[JamSlamBomb]

yo mammas like a hoover she sucks she blows and gets laid in a cupboard

[THENBAFREAK213]

you momma is soo stupid she tried to drown a fish ! ! ! 

[mexplayer81]

You wouldn't want Carlos Mencia stealing anymore jokes

[speeddemon847]

yo mom's so stupid she thought proactive was a steroid

[kugmo04]

i love the host's voice and accent :D

[DeLaFlOuW]

what carlos just said 1 joke and he thought he was the big shit

[MrDirtaddict]

yo momma is so fat,she sat on a ipod and turned it into an ipad

[4pacmikey]

Yo mammas like a brick, she's dirty, flat on both sides and only gets laid by mexicans lol

[ChocolateTundra]

Carlos was skinny and Tracy was chubby... How times changed didnt it?

[stockvangboi]

carlos sucks.

[KNOMAAD]

ok ok ok ...yo mama so stupid she went to the guitar center to buy herself a pair of g-strings...now she still trying to figure out how to wear them...

[emglam123]

@5StarsForYouu fuck u u raisist bitch

[ichiairob]

wow those were some pretty bad jokes, only the pepsi was funny.

[blakvegas]

yo mama is a prepaid hooker... she has ten mins left on her pussy!!!!

[Benniekarl77]

Boy, yall "yo momma" jokes are hela lame

[Bludrzl]

yo momma sooo tall, when she did a cartwheel she kicked God in the chest.

[texazmade713]

wtf they should of let the last joke finish

[ds41980]

yo momma's got one tooth...she keeps it in her front pocket

[andyeminem23]

yo momma SO stupid, she made you trust me that always wins xD

[lordcarnagebtp]

your mama is - so old her social security number is 7. - so dumb she quarterback was a refund. - so dumb she took her family to family dollar and said here's my family where's my dollar. - so poor she got a milkshake on lay-a-way. - so hairy she got a 5 o'clock shadow at 2:45. - so hairy chewbacca ask our you my mama?. - so hairy she was saving money by shaving her back and using that as a weave

[lahmzak]

Your momma is so homeless and black...

I hit her with my car when she fell asleep bitween the white lines of a crosswalk.

[AnimalisticB2ST]

U mama so fat when she went outside with a yellow raincoat someone called her TAXI!

[teflonson718]

U mama so black she look like daffy duck w his beak shot off

[atomichead777]

ok, i got a couple here

yo mama so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection comitted suicide

yo mama so fat, when she wore high heels, she struck oil

yo mama so lazy, she drives to her car

yo mama's teeth so rotten, when she smiles, it looks like dominos

yo mama so stupid, she wipes before she takes a shit

yo mama so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before going OUTside

yo mama so poor, she only has 2 channels on her tv. ON & OFF

yo mama like a joint. every1 gets a hit at that

[DonTripaZ]

yo mama so fat, you can use her thong to parasail

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

yo momma so stupid she laughs at carlos mencia jokes

[unshutoptic1]

I think I heard JB Smoove use that 1 before Carlos...

[fuiw1]

Yo mamma is so black and her teeth are so yellow that when she smiles her head looks like a steelers helmet

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

@fuiw1 the steelers dont have yellow on thier helmet genius. big football fan i assume? lol

[Airforceproud95]

yo mama so fat she downloaded cheats for wii fit.

[SwaggaSoSick32]

you no where i seen carlos at the sperm bank i sed watch you doin he....

*BEEEEP*

[dbookin]

Yo momma so nasty

Roaches bungee jump from the string on her tampon

[val154]

So this is where the dick bump was invented! lol

[alkhall123]

Your mama is so fat, she fall down, break her leg and gravy spills out.

[rediculous846]

This is the stupidest yo mama battle ever...did anybody actually laugh or even chuckle at any of that shit....4 mins 15 secs of my life...wasted

[carlos2fly4u23]

yo momma so ugly she got arrested for lookin out side dah window

[Mtrm21]

Is it me.. or is this like some PG13 rated Yo mama jokes?

[sawu101]

yo momma so fat that she was sweating butter and syrup and she wiped a pancake on her forhead

[milovela1983]

yo mama sooo ugly even freddy kruger have nightmares...lol

[ke287331]

They should have let Big Mac or whatever his name is finish the sperm bank joke at the end.

[dander337]

yo momma's so ugly...............she's janet reno's stunt double.

[Lordmode]

omg.........the 2 least funny dipshits in all of comedy.

[828428]

yo mamma so dumb she bought a car and paid extra for the keys

[TheSancho323]

you momma is so old she still owes jesus a quarter.

[TheCarlScharnberg]

0:37 - 0:56

Carlos. Yo' motha got so many kids they made a record out about it;

Yo motha aint got no daddy! No daddy, no daddy, no daddy! You the father? (mm-mm!) No daddy! You the father? (mm-mm!)

Hahahaha! Funniest shit ever. Love the song, love the dance. Too cool.

[TheArodd]

Yo momma so ugly,when she went to a strip club they paid her to keep her clothes on!

[LFMtvChannel7]

this shit was not funny,,, morgan has been unfunny for ever.. how does that untalented dumb ass get laughs or jobs?

[LFMtvChannel7]

is this the show from early 90's,, i know tracey was a regular,, and has sucked ever since.. fuck him

[TheCrazyskater111]

your momma is so fat when she sat on a toilet the toilet said abcdefg get your fat ass off of me

[kingamin77]

Yo momma so big her stomach look like a stack of tires.

[Ajak28Hype]

that was horrible lol....the only good one was the underwear one

[brainbash1]

yo mama so fat, when god said let there be light, she had to move.

[jwh1999]

@brainbash1 yo momma so stupid, she gets prescriptions from Dr. Pepper

[linozino12]

@jwh1999 oh ye??? well Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell

[DylanEatUniverse]

@jwh1999 yo momma so fat she could roll over four quarters and make a dollar

[24xEBK]

@jwh1999 LMAO that's the first one i heard in a while that is actually original lol

[TheRatedrko12]

@jwh1999 your momma so hairy she had afros on her nipples

[0lllshinlll0]

@jwh1999 yo momma si fat, she can't even fit through the gates of heaven.

[0lllshinlll0]

@jwh1999 yo momma so fat, she can't even fit through the gates of heaven.

[jwh1999]

@0lllshinlll0 yo momma so fat, she use a sofa for a pillow

[capoon21]

"Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks."

-Bo Burnham...

[64notorious]

@capoon21 cloth, not clocks........

[capoon21]

@64notorious -__- ... It's clocks. The joke refers to Dali's painting of clocks which looked like they were sagging to the ground....

[64notorious]

@capoon21 Woops my bad.....=)

[0lllshinlll0]

@jwh1999 yo momma so stupid she thought justin bieber was a boy

[trueplaya10]

@0lllshinlll0 umm we all thought that ?

[0lllshinlll0]

@jwh1999 yo momma so ugly, she make blind babies cry

[koolchris305]

What song was Tracy singing (the first joke)?

[jwh1999]

@koolchris305 He was mimmicking the song by Super Cat called Din dadda or maybe its called Stoppa, its from early 90's

[MasterT610]

@koolchris305

It was Mack Daddy by Bobby Konders feat. Mikey Jarret

[Mistercharming]

What is this, uptown comedy club?

[jwh1999]

@Mistercharming Yup

[superdooper71]

@jwh1999 Yo momma is so fat she can’t fit into 2011 so she will be stuck in 2010 at the end of TiME BEEEEEEP

[jwh1999]

@superdooper71 yo father is a gay dentist, and they call him the Tooth Fairy!!

[MegaMan632]

Yo Mama so ugly, every time she walks past the bathroom the Toilet flushes

[mexitec713]

you momma so stupid she called her friend to ask for her phone number

[nuknuknuk111]

yo momma so ugly rapist wouldnt rape her

[LifeAintLittle]

Yo momma so nasty, she gotta pour salt water down her pants just to keep the crabs fresh.

[ss6truks]

@LifeAintLittle HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg i gotta have that one

[LifeAintLittle]

@ss6truks Haha, feel free to use it. :)

[dradjah]

yo mamma so stupid she went to target with a gun

[LifeAintLittle]

Yo momma so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart, and landed right on Target.

[nathanhenn10]

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money!

[TheLimeG]

Northwestern hat on a mexican? :?

[oehieze]

@TheLimeG carlos isn't from mexico

[YTV375]

yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

[slim58769]

Yo Mama so Fat that when she saw a bus she said "Look a Twinkie!"

[roqua5]

you so black, when you touch yourself its black on black crime

[thekidballer13]

yo mama so tall she tripped on Kmart ,fell on Publix and bust her chin an Walmart

[lizziebored]

this is where they got wild n' out

[maesondennis95]

carlos steals all his jokes fagget

[lebanesetina]

Yo mama so fat, you need an airplane to get on her good side!