RiffTrax - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets sample

[Smael64]

not hookers!

[razorlightawombat]

'I'm so much better than you' AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

[Lasadialarwen]

I am rly upset that the Chamber of Secrets Rifftrax was deleted. I miss the part w/ dumbledor wheezing.

[Cpt50Caliber]

I'm so miuch better then you :L:L

[TheRhuen]

@Etherpilot. I was mocking Harry Potter for being lazy in its magic. The death spell is so damned lazy in fact, its a Necro-bolt. That's all it is, I mean an instant death spell? How about levitate them a hundred feet up and drop them, lightning, shredding winds, turn the ground to lava beneath their feet, I could go on forever with spells from D&D, Slayers, a ton of other books, anime, comics, ect...that could kill with one hit if you don't have a shield.Harry Potter is poofmagic with character

[TheRhuen]

Biomancy: manipulation of living tissue, repairing the eyes is a rather well known spell in that field, as is curing the common cold, the sniffles, ear aches, deafness, arthritis, ect...

As for making food out of thin air, well that would waste alot of air, use dirt instead, hell this one is alchemy. Gather the mineral and chemical components, and reassemble the molecules into something edible (better making ingredients than whole food, flavor never turns out right when you try to complex it).

[EtherPilot]

@TheRhuen I hope you are jokeing.

[Wintermute01001]

An Alley!

[pinkguitargal10]

LOL!!!! i was wrestling a bear! oh btw they're cute here!

[pinkguitargal10]

HEEEE ISSSS SOOO DARN CUTEEEE!!!!!!!!!! oh man!

[CurtisDoverY0]

"NO! Coheed and Cambria!"

[Persphonefallen]

I really hope they do the rest of the films. It was great when they riff films you hate but even more funny when they riff ones you like. XD

[TeamSeymour]

you know, just wondering, what is it with sci-fantasy and giant spiders? Like lord of the Rings and now this? Yikes!

[DaWhopperFreak]

I was looking for flesh eating slug repellent. Not hookers haha

[mattwarren85]

All 3 Harry Potter riffs are superb! Hopefully you guys'll riff the remaining films, despite the fact that they have/will have pretty heartrending scenes (mostly involving character deaths). But I'm sure you can find ways of making sad scenes funny. The Nostalgia Critic did it and so can you! ;)

[Jangobadass]

@mattwarren85

Can't wait for them to riff the rest! :D

[CrazyGrapefruit]

Azkaban's the only one I can still watch seriously after this :D

Goblet was pretty good, but no way is it worth the unholy running time and cut scenes.

[JamesOhGoodie]

@CrazyGrapefruit Not to mention the director decided to focus on stupid crap instead of the plot. "Who needs explaining things better? Let's have Harry in the bath getting hit on by a ghost played by a 40 year old actress!"

[TheBratKingJareth]

I love Harry Potter and the rifting just makes it so much more fun.

[ragglefragglecalp]

LOL coheed and cambria, obviously comparing claudio to hagrid i found that funny coming from a guy that is in his mid 40's

[deathmetallerprep]

"If so, I have a bath to avoid" bwahahaha!

[Rocktorn]

I love when they attempt to do Hagrid's west country accent XD

[grongrue]

lmao not hookers!

[Dinodain]

"Not at all like Hookers."

[Jakubsatthedisco2]

I'm so much better than you!

I'll have to remember that one

haha

[milkymoo222]

LOL hermione "i am SO much btr. than you"

[CincinnatusSPQR]

Nothing could justify the cultural abortion of Harry Potter.

[ninjast4r]

Rifftrax make this crap much more bareable.

[trloyalist]

You should see the one they did for The Day After Tomorrow. They actually reversed the brain damage caused to the masses from that cinematic abortion.

[BitchinnShoes07]

How do you know? Did you have a TDAT fan watch it and they turned into Steven Hawking?

[trloyalist]

lol nice

[gothgirl16]

coheed and cambria!

lol

[ducard93]

not hookers, not at all like hookers

lol

[TheHanzoMK1]

why bother fixing his glasses with magic when they could just fix his eyes and then everyone would have 20/20 vision

[PILCH032790]

@TheHanzoMK1 thats what i've always wondered lol

[Frellyouall]

@TheHanzoMK1

why not cure world hunger while you're at it...no wait them everyone would know there are wizards. Let them starve then.

[RaineeLuv]

@Frellyouall You can't make food out of thin air with magic. It's been stated in the books.

[pinkguitargal10]

@TheHanzoMK1 cause he thinks he's cute wearing glasses!!!! hahaha welll he's cute anyway! :)

[MrCorkBoard]

@TheHanzoMK1 I completely agree. Plus, aren't they not supposed to be using magic outside of school?

[angeloflight13]

"Must of made a wrong turn at Sweeny Todd"?! LOL. Great stuff!

[ltmarcos]

such a great rifftrax

[EverDownward]

"Oh thank God, it was horrible! They were about to sing!!"

[sheldonmopes]

1:09 lmfaoooo

[GloryBeInFlames]

haha...i love coheed and cambria..

im so much better than you!!!hahaha...

did u hear him sigh when hermione ran u to them??

it was like aaaaaaw shit here we go....lol

^^

[Adamgontierfan19]

"If so I have a bath to avoid"

[tommyboi9]

ile was looking for flesh eating slug repelant

not hookers

lol

[VolatileChemical]

HA! Heart of the Pun District! I love that line so much. It always struck me as annoying, the puns in Diagon and Knockturn Alley's names.

[Mariamousie]

You know, I seriously never noticed that Knockturn Alley was a pun. Pretty sad, considering I've read all the books about 3 times.

[Usul573]

just got that

[Steeple333]

I only got it a few months ago, when someone mentioned it. "You mean those were..!? Argh! I feel stupid now ._." Curse you Diagon/Knockturn Allies.

[XXikeskateXX]

ok thats a bunch of shit

[Rvcn44]

OMG the An Alley killed me xD

[Arrowdodger]

"Nooo, Coheed and Cambria."

Nice.

[dinoman2222]

"i was wrestling with a bear, and they broke."

god, it paints a marvelous picture.

[Bondbitch]

Hookers!!

[rangel20]

OK, I finished watching the rifftrax, and it's definately my favorite:)

The best scene was when Hermione is petrified, and Bill's going "Check...please...for God's sakes, someone please pick up the check!!!"

[GodSendKidDisaster]

Coheed! yay for name dropping them!

[troggdorthesecond]

"Skulking around Knockturn Alley?"

"In the heart of the pun district." LOL!!

[MyrtleP]

"He was looking for systemic alley. It was near ANally" haha

[genogamma13]

My god, Diagon Alley = diagonally, I never noticed that.

[JamesCPotter13]

Also Knockturn alley= nocturnally meaning awake at night.

Also...am I the only one who thinks that Hermione has an exceedingly long neck at 1:11..whenever I see that scene I find myself thinking it's continually getting longer.

[WhoseLineFanXD]

"Not hookers!"

[IamTrapped]

I'm glad I bought this.

[rangel20]

Thanks alot rifftrax, now I can't get the imagery of Hagrid trying to score hookers out of my head:)

[ThePokemonandkhmasta]

@rangel20 they are hookers you dont score you pay

[Solar2]

1:11 "Coheed and Cambria."

HAHAHA

[HomicideRed]

YAY Coheed!

[Headbanger142]

"Thank God, it was horrible they were about to sing!"

[thesteffie]

My two favorite lines...

"Not hookers. Not at all like hookers."

"I'm so much better than you!"

[Tareltonlives]

"We're going to stage our own musical!"

"It was absolutely horrible; they were about to sing!"

[csteel310]

Yeah, this movie was pretty bad. Glad they are riffing this movie. :)

[hichief]

"I am sooo much better than you"

[zimbloggy]

no, coheed and cambria.

[889654]

"I was looking for flesh-eating slug repelenant."

"Not hookers!"

[Tareltonlives]

"Not at all like hookers!"

[troggdorthesecond]

"Hey buddy, spare some filth?" LOL.

[mrshow1]

"i see the RenFest now has its own slum."

[GameBeatenakaKevinS]

"If so, I have a bath to avoid." XD

[EHH246]

"We're going to stage our own musical."

"Thank God, it was horrible. They were about to sing!" LOL

[Druzica18]

*sings* "Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd!"

[deil321]

If so I have a bath to avoid

lol :D

[woodgatejack]

I'd like to hear Mike and the guys riff on Dr Who.

[soiledshortz]

I loved the first harry potter rifftrax, and this one looks just as good!