Russell Peters Outsourced Terrorist

[The12marcogeo]

this video is funny...the info warned ya

[rajivk91]

"A terrorist will blow up an airport, Indians like to work at the airport!"

[khalil006]

d best

[EPICisFUN]

i rofled at the title

[meghasharmaJ1]

OMG!! I had to pause in between to catch my breath!! He is superb! God I am tired of laughing :D

[paulharwinder]

we indian love to each ather not hate 2 eachanther



[becauseiamafool]

My abs became toned after watching this, all this laughter is a serious workout for me xD

[RunOutofGoodName]

ill do, it ill do it, ha u flinched u bastard!!! cracks me up everytime

[argbarb8]

indian tourettes!!!!!! hahahahahahahhaha

[INTvByInosh]

actually this is true!!!!

[gchaoma]

Just getting my discman LOL

[shubhankar2508]

"OH MY GOD, NO!"

[awesumorange]

The white guy: (looks over) Oh! (breathes heavily while crossing self over)

20 minutes into flight....

Russel: (reaches for bag)

the white guy: OHMYGOD NOOO!

Russel: Relax you idiot. I'm just getting my discman.

the white guy: (breathes sigh of relief) oh....

Russel: Gotta listen to my instructions......

the white guy: O.O

[DaftMau5fan101]

hmm.... i cant actually imagine an indian " lol'ing" or laughing out loud, can you? :3

[lalitmali]

@DaftMau5fan101

at this video? I am an Indian and im lol-ing here..

[meghasharmaJ1]

@DaftMau5fan101 why? I am Indian, I LOL everyday. Hell, I just LOLed for 5 whole minutes :D

[DaftMau5fan101]

@meghasharmaJ1 Ikr, i'm sorry, honestly i didn't even know what i was thinking as i posted this. At the moment, unfortunately i guess a wanted to be another of those mindless top comment wannabes, soon after i posted it i realized what i just said :3 sry

lol, i can see this now, my good friend is indian, we LOL together :) i meant those serious indians like russel mentioned (his parents)

[meghasharmaJ1]

@DaftMau5fan101 It is alright. I know what you meant. Those "serious" Indians have a difficult life, so you won't see them laughing a lot! Don't worry about your comment, I know you didn't mean any offence. 

[DaftMau5fan101]

@meghasharmaJ1 Thanks, you are exactly spot on! =)

But to be honest, about Russell: MY father's friend spotted him at a restaurant, he had his head turned, baseball cap on, ate quick/left quick. To be honest, that makes him seem like a big di*k. I mean, haven't you noticed his earlier shows were/are still much better? He hasn't shown much improvement. The way he conveys information/jokes to the audience, it's as if he's waiting for an applaud from them. If they didn't laugh, the result= >:(

[juxtrkov]

@DaftMau5fan101

ppl of his popularity could get stopped on the streets hundreds of times a day for pictures with fans or autographs. I can understand why he would do that. imagine going out for lunch, something that would take no more than an hour, could end up taking up a few hours of his time, just because people recognize him. I always think twice about exposing a celebrity near me when I spot one, save the exclamations, and help them out.

[gavdroberts]

I like that "if religion were not there, earth would be heaven" very true. Majority of wars are because of race and religion

[CloneT]

@gavdroberts Nah, people will just find other excuses to make war. You take out religion, or race, then it would be something else. People are the problem, thinking otherwise is naive.

[vamik69]

Best . HAHAHAHA.

[RepublicLego]

You think I'm a terrorist, on friggen Jet Blue? What am I the low self asteem terrorist? Oh I don't want to kill a lot today, thought I'd start off with 30. Tommorow South West.

[ArtOfGame10]

HAHA

[LocoAurinegro]

Funny how people make controversy out of STAND UP COMEDY skits, you guys are so pathetic this is COMEDY and they pick on EVERYBODY jeeez cut the crap people

[NarJhannaM]

Shut up and enjoy laughing.

[rajatdguitarist]

this guy can make any indian shit in his pants laughing!! seriously "receiving instructions" i almost fell to the floor laughing.

[TheXexxo]

this was the best show by peters , con any one plz give me the link where i can watch the whole show all over again , thank you :)

[naveenshanv]

LOL

[lucas923001]

terrorists hate americans, indians hate eachother!!!! very funny guy

[xxpatrickxxxxxx]

we love you russell, you make life easier with those jokes :D

[MsColdCanada]

@taratam27 I know! I burst out laughing his cheek bones were so pronounced. Very entertaining guy.

[1mattmashi1]

thums up if he makes u rofl real bad

[cltyj]

"What am I? The low self-esteem terrorist?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA................­

[VEscalante25]

284 people are terrorists

[louisuniverse]

Gotta listen to my insturctions hahahahahahaha

[MsMsjoey]

i loo0o0o0o0ve russel peters n i hv the biggest crush on him..lol n im indian..;)

[Warhawkkane66]

254 ppl worship Osama

[MBS786]

Lol... "Gotta listen to my insturctions."

I think he overdoes his Indian accent though and its not funny any more.

[MZM4CHiNE]

your kids are going to have great cheek bones haha

[TheCrazyqueen06]

WARNING! Never and I mean NEVER watch this while drinking milk, you may chocke. :P

[crow1789]

im from canada and this is funny

[Crazyme1912]

best comedian in the world

[hellfire911911]

can't tell if ignorant or trolls

[TheRunezCreator]

Ahahahahahahah That 9/11 Thing Was Funny With The White Guy

[AskZ12]

just getting my diskman (das probably not how its spelt), gotta listen to my instructions lol. I was proppa laughing!! :)

[attentionspanmedia]

"A Day in the Life" follows Russell Peters through a normal day in his life, asm. ly/RPeters

[RickyBarnesBlog]

Lol! Watch the FUNNIEST DUDE EVER on my channel =))

[jabber22]

LOL GOTTA LISTEN TO MY INSTRUCTIONS!!

[petlyunch]

let it be A joke Dont start Going on each other

[ejlovesred]

let's be sport. :) it's just a joke

[chrisazarian]

This and Maz Jobrani are the best

[Cubetastical]

description: funny.

NICE

[lilceace]

Its a JOKE peoples! Jeez, relax ur ball sacks!!

[randomguy034]

Actually there is a terrorist smiling. In the airplane christmas shooting the dude smiled in his pic

[Rash40554]

fuckin americans calls muslim a terrorist.....thatz so stupid.......there are terrosist in muslims....but how the fuck they can say the whole muslims are terrorists....

terrorist shud place bombs in american asses

[xoMTemobabeox]

iam really trying not to laugh! i sound like a retard trying to hold it in ppl around me are staring at me! buahahhahaha lmfao

[ChrisRmv]

That very last joke was the first time i smiled watching this.

[mswangsarah]

It's so sad to see these comment about Israel/Palestine. Just enjoy the show already. Jeeze.

[Cre8iveStudios]

@2:20, that is one of the shining moments in Russells comedy for indians.

[Protorg]

@nadeeyaafiza honestly I do disagree with Israel's act of cruelty but obviously who asked them start firing rockets at Israel? "never be any muslims in the world"? are you kidding me? you guys have like 1 billion followers in the world and you think israel can kill everyone of em? lol you haters gonna hate every country that just aint muslim to you.

[khubzurat]

''pleeeen'' hihihihihi...

[XxXOtaku556]

@khubzurat I almost pissed on myself when he said that and made fun of it. XDD I cant stop laughing

[gerryroach]

we don't even hate the same people!

terrorist hates american..

indians...hate each other



[dratolosa]

so... where's 5:19?

[Ladhapatekar]

this guy is amazing hahahhaha

[LeonTrabunco]

Discman... I almost forgot we have those things. :XD

[zorinkima]

difference between other comics and russell peters."he's not fuckin stupid"

[LegendaryDancerMarc]

he sorta looks like Jay Sean xD

[lucius215]

i Allways Fly Emirates. 

[maviior]

iindians hate each other ahhahaha

[JonBonBowie]

Did you upload the full DVD? The message at the beggining said that if these got popular, you would upload the DVD, and I think 3 million views qualify as being popular.

[wisdomleader85]

"I'll do it! I'll do it! you flinched, bastard! I saw you flinch!" lol.

[fliprap]

this is hilarous but it's so true you can't smile in canadian passports

[zoby1996]

278 people are real terrorrists...

[QariMujtaba]

"you know theres never that one joker terrorist guy with his thumb on the detonator....i'll do it! i'll do it! i'll....ahh you flinched you bastard" lmaooo classic

[azuboy98]

whats the whole series called?

[fishdude77]

PREACH IT BRO! fuck airport security.

[vien578]

it makes my day ..



[SP1CYCH1CK3N]

"i'll do it ! i'll do it!" russell is the best

[AriaTotallyCute]

Bahahhaah ily

[uNamed2lyfe]

what show is this...?

[huzar237]

@uNamed2lyfe @uNamed2lyfe its called Russell Peters Outsourced

[uNamed2lyfe]

@huzar237 thanks.

[dorsetperception]

my fav comedian....

[sinder87]

"NO DON'T!!!" "relax jackass im getting my walkman!!" LOL

[jgallete]

The best comedian in Canada.

It's freakin' funny when he does the indian accent.

[MonoKlone]

Yea, but somehow its looks to me like hes being generous abt the Indian accent. If he was REALLY doing the Indian accent, you'd ROFLMAO... literally.

[pkrishnametal]

check out his older videos and he hammers the indian accent...

[KingAegean]

He is indian...

[KingAegean]

dude not all indians have THICK THICK accents...

[MonoKlone]

Dude, I AM Indian.... LOL..

I know wat you mean. my accent isnt thick!!!!!!!!

[AritziaLover98]

@jgallete Funny cuz he's half indian..

[jsmith53020]

@jgallete best stand up comedian in the world!

[aznmafia77]

@jgallete in canada? dude, have you not noticed his international tours? best comedian in the world, period.

i love how he gets different races involved. the most accepted racist in the world.

[RsRipper999]

@jgallete best in the world bro

[xXxHockeyIsLifexXx]

relaxxxx you JACKASS.

[alishokir16]

ha ha looool. pretty joke. ISLAM ALL DAY EVERDAY

[mimitaye]

"What am I? The low self-esteem terorist?" LOL

[p0lskaXd9]

i do it i do it i do it lmfao

[teejatti9]

man diz guy iz funni!! =D

[dogzrokmysox68]

hahaha woooow lol

so true!! hahaha

[SKAmerican]

Hey i know alot of muslim-americans, middle eastern, Indian, and even some N. Africans. Not 1 of them r terrorists, neither r their parents or relatives. they r jus normal ppl who want 2 live a good life. so stop saying that all of them r terrorists, unless u have some evidence that they're actually terrorists. and them having a turban doesn't count.

[emoferret713]

right on, im muslim

[streetpaya74]

fuck whoever thinks israel is the reason for terrorism! why do u hate israel? its such a great place..i just dont get u people

[zizo321]

dude if i could give u 10000000000 thumps up i would

i totally agree

just look on the news see whts goin on wiz the children in palestine and then u give ur opinion

[kingtyson999]

I defintly agree der wen muslims attack its called terrorism wen jews or whites do it its war

[zadiyya]

@009abz real talks. fuck the israeli gov. yes the jewish people have had a hard life but that doesnt give them the right to kill innocent palestinians. two wrongs dont make a right.

[pakistanikid33]

@009abz

only 10?

1 or 10 thats still a dead guy

[Hakgala]

@009abz so the thousands of rockets that are shot by the palestians every year are nothing? if you don't know anything about israel, just stfu.

[LordWellington15]

@Hakgala Thousands? And where do they obtain all these "rockets". What are you watching, fox news again? If you actually read the books and did the research (which I highly doubt) you would find the Palestinians dont fire as nearly as many rockets as the Israeli's. The Palestinians fire maybe a few home made rockets, but Israel has rockets provided for them via the US. Now go back to your x-box and play your little video games. Once you get a job and find the real world then you talk.

[nadeeyaafiza]

@LordWellington15 Your comment really made my day sir. Thanks..

[LordWellington15]

@nadeeyaafiza Yes, because you have absolutely nothing to comeback at me. You know nothing of the conflict, you simply turn on the tv, listen to the news, and take their word for it.

[nadeeyaafiza]

@LordWellington15 Do u i look like I'm watching the damn news everyday and agree about it? I have known better because i am a Muslim and i know this people hurting my people real bad every single minute. They don't know mercy. They don't have any sympathy for human being. All they want is to demolish us till maybe there will never be any Muslim in the world. Honestly say, i hate Israel so darn much. Period!

[Hakgala]

@LordWellington15 ever heard of smuggling? it isn't really a secret that the palestinians smuggle weapons into the gaza strip, lol fox news? i'm not even american, we don't have fox news. i probably did more research than you ever will and i have seen the craters from the rockets they shoot from the gaza strip, there is a reason why almost all schools, kindergardens and houses in israel have bomb shelters. ever been to Sderot? and i actually have a job, don't know how this is important though.

[FleetOfRetribution]

@LordWellington15

Dear random angry dude,

Hamas uses Qassam and Katyusha Rockets. Qassam are generally low-quality home-made rockets while Katyusha are often smuggled in from other countries that have them, though they are not fired from trucks as intended. Hamas has launched 122-mm “Grad-type Katyusha” rockets from the Gaza Strip against several cities in Israel.

[FleetOfRetribution]

@LordWellington15

That said, Hama has mostly stopped its rocket attacks on Israel since 2009. According to Human Rights Watch, Hamas and other Palestinian armed groups have launched thousands of rockets into Israel since 2001, killing 15 civilians, wounding many more, and posing an ongoing threat to the nearly 800,000 Israeli civilians who live and work in the weapons’ range. So no, it isn't Fox News. Anyways, what the Israelis do to Palestine is pretty bad imo.

[oowen2784]

@009abz yeah, you've made a good point. i know - some people are so unfair and bias. it's just sad how cruel and bigoted some people can be even in the 21st century now.

[darkinstinctful123]

@009abz most white aholes would just think,''bitch we have the power,we do what we want,fuck you muslims''

[Danikblah]

009abz why are you getting political watching a comedian like dude come on.

[zinpgh]

@009abz You are willfully ignorant. Palestine killed thousands of Israelis with suicide bombings, rocket attacks and machine gunning buses full of people. Even now thousands of rockets are still launched.

[danaVampGirl]

@zinpgh they killed thousands defending themselves and their country while Israel killed MILLIONS! of innocent women and children for nothing just so they can occupy the land...if u really look at facts and the terrible things that Israel does that always gets covered up and u never know about it you'll know who the real terrorists are open ur eyes man and get ur facts straight

[Freshnewz10]

@009abz wrong. you have been brainwash

[Soeibbb]

@009abz You ignorant prick. Day after day, palestinian countries bomb Israel for no reason whatsoever. Apart from the fact that there are many more Arab countries than Jewish countries, I think it's fair to say that Israel should have some space to retaliate. Just last month, an army base on the Israeli side of the border close to the Gaza Strip was bombed. Did Media report it? Nope.

[AxtoxthexJ]

@Soeibbb OMG u r the most ignorant jew peace of shit i've ever seen WTF is palestinian countries ?? its a one country that those zionists raped you mother fucker i always watch it jews bombing the whole ppl just cuz one palestin bomb their car

[warzone4sparta1993]

@AxtoxthexJ (it was filmed in 2007)

[AxtoxthexJ]

@warzone4sparta1993 i dont trust some of these hezbolah or (whatever their name is) i think its just an excuse to kill palestinians

[warzone4sparta1993]

@AxtoxthexJ yeah bro get what you mean

[AxtoxthexJ]

@FleetOfRetribution yeah now go fuck your self

[FleetOfRetribution]

@AxtoxthexJ

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

There we go. P.S - All your ranting and raving and telling me to go fuck yourself, very Muslim of you! :3

[FleetOfRetribution]

@AxtoxthexJ

Quran, 49:11 O ye who believe! Let not a folk deride a folk who may be better than they (are), not let women (deride) women who may be better than they are; neither defame one another, nor insult one another by nicknames. Bad is the name of lewdness after faith. And whoso turneth not in repentance, such are evil-doers.

[AxtoxthexJ]

@FleetOfRetribution dont try to tell me about my religion now as i said go fuck ur self you jew peace of shit

[FleetOfRetribution]

@AxtoxthexJ

Inna rabbaka ala kulli shayin qadeer :3

[FleetOfRetribution]

@AxtoxthexJ

Quran 2:62

Lo! Those who believe (in that which is revealed unto thee, Muhammad), and those who are Jews, and Christians, and Sabaeans - whoever believeth in Allah and the Last Day and doeth right - surely their reward is with their Lord, and there shall no fear come upon them neither shall they grieve.

:3

[FleetOfRetribution]

@AxtoxthexJ

5:8 O ye who believe! Be steadfast witnesses for Allah in equity, and let not hatred of any people seduce you that ye deal not justly. Deal justly, that is nearer to your duty. Observe your duty to Allah. Lo! Allah is Informed of what ye do.

[FleetOfRetribution]

@AxtoxthexJ

41:34 The good deed and the evil deed are not alike. Repel the evil deed with one which is better, then lo! he, between whom and thee there was enmity (will become) as though he was a bosom friend.

:3 :3 :3

[AxtoxthexJ]

@FleetOfRetribution you got a problem

[milkyway531]

@FleetOfRetribution shut up

[FleetOfRetribution]

@milkyway531

Impressive. Telling me to shut up a whole two weeks later. Might I ask why?

[milkyway531]

@FleetOfRetribution No one needs some verses from a book of fairytales when they're trying to laugh/

[utubesanjay]

@FleetOfRetribution Why do you need some printed matter to lead your life? You think God gave you the book? Dont you know he also gave you brains? Use it please.

Live and let live. Lead a normal simple life. Why do you people allow yourselves to be dominated by some text? Why do you choose to be miserable? Please lead a free life.

[FleetOfRetribution]

@utubesanjay

Implying I'm a Muslim just because I'm not an ignorant person and actually know the Qur'an.

[anujthegreatguy]

@utubesanjay Kudos Dude ...Best comment I ever read.

[utubesanjay]

@anujthegreatguy Thanks man. It really pisses me off. For everything that happens, they will quote some text and say it is written that .... and just refuse to think like normal human beings.

If religion were not there, earth would have been heaven.

[canihazrecon123]

@009abz so it's wrong for israel to defend itself, but its okay for palestinian terror groups to lob bombs over the border and utilize rocket attacks? you're seriously misguided, fucking anti-israeli prick

[fantasticatif]

@canihazrecon123

you israelies took palestinian lands and army massacre their people and you call them terrorist than what you are.

[tarun1982]

@canihazrecon123 most of these fucking Christians are jew hating anti-Israeli "pricks" .. we should let them live next to Palestine and see how they like it.

[zizo321]

mmmmmmm

am gonna make it as short as i can

watch the news or videos of palestine

u judge

[StealthSoldiers]

Another thing that can mean 9 11 was an inside job. Hitler, b4 WW2, burned down one of his own buildings, and blamed it on the jews. so he had a reason to slaughter them. George Bush, he attacked the world trade center and blamed it on people that had nothing to do with anything. Just to start a war.

[frozenflame448]

finally, a valid fucking reason from someone who made sense. okay, i disagree with you, but i shall not argue with you due to the very simple fact that you were actually able to back up your accusations. congratulations.

[Rhijitsu]

thats a fucked up reason.

why would Bush want to cause terror to his OWN country and give it another war to bring more terror.

hitler wanted CONTROL on a nazi-germany and so he needed to kill jews in order to create a ''superior race''

[emoferret713]

loser

[vinstu]

google the Hegelian Dialectic aka Problem, Reaction, Solution. Hitler used this in Germany to gain power.

Rhijitsu

[izzatkhan007]

very good

[BeatboxKingS]

FUCK TERRORISTS!!! I dont care what reace they are FUCK THEM ALL TO HELL!!! All those innocent people in the world trade center died for no FUCKING reason and they had nothing to do with the world!!!

FUCK YOU ALL FUCKING TERRORIST SONS A BITCHESSS!!!!

Sorry for all....Im just having one of those moments .....

[DarkMagnum17]

Personally I think 9/11 was all G.Bush. The terrorists that where supposedly responsible and flying the planes where found alive in some country. And if u look at slow-mo footage of 9/11 you can that there is an explosion inside the building before the plane connects...Bush just wanted oil and was to scared to ask for it

[yaya1988]

people say all kinds of crazy things.

people say there were skulls in the smoke to.

but still.......why would bush kill of thousands (if not more) people just for oil? oil is not worth thousands of lives.

[CyberBoy12]

thats is true, I just needed a second opinion

, thank you

[ok4haha]

G.Bush is the real terrorist, war on terror my ass..

[izzatkhan007]

sorry the plan of world trade center also made ISRAIL + CIA.

[maritamarshella87]

sir ur lips need to be touching :> lol!!!the guys too funny!

[yahyasamarrai2]

Americans say about the Muslim that kill the person that is trying to kill him is a terrorist will what should the Muslim do. look at him and smile!!!!