Intermission - Opening Scene - Colin Farrell

[adamsbuzzin]

this has to be the best opening scene for a movie i've ever seen :)

[tomjake93]

anyone else a guy and would....well, is attracted to Colin? lol

[siliyemoodislam]

bloody fucking great movies out there in UK, Lock, Stock and two smoking barrels, Snatch, Green Street Hooligans, Intermission...I'm moving to UK!

[MrGintyMagoo]

@siliyemoodislam Ireland is not in the UK you fucking dipshit.. Agreed that all the above are great movies, but seriously, pull your head out of your arsehole for at least 5 mins & common sense along with common knowledge, will hit you harder than a thief robbing a register..

[siliyemoodislam]

@MrGintyMagoo fuck off you shit drinker and die

[MrGintyMagoo]

@siliyemoodislam Not my fault you're a dumb cunt. No need to get so defensive..

[90260]

i never so this before but the writer is some disturbed fuck

[CJrecordsNewRhymes]

Aww what a feckin start to a movie huh!!



[sweet39459]

that bitch should belong in the kitchen

[1Alexander0]

Well this looks like a shitty movie.  Flagged.

[Inaek1]

@1Alexander0

its good comedy I watched some time ago

[Sp33dDem0n1]

@1Alexander0 What would you know ye simple cunt.

[CJrecordsNewRhymes]

@1Alexander0 Please don't tell me you're Irish. Ya cunt ye!! =P

[PS2Gameplays]

Rathfarnham Shopping Centre! Used to live 10 minutes from there :-)

[ProvosAttYourDoor]

a wee girl beat the shit outta me when I tried this, dont tell no-one

[terzapersonasingolar]

could anyone write me down the entire dialogue, because i have some difficulties to understand that irish accent:)

[MightyFilth]

@terzapersonasingolar

Part One:

Lahiff(Colin Farrel): Oh, yeah. I've been round the block.

Shop Girl: Really?

Lahiff: Believe it. Sowed me oats. Acted the rip, the rapscallion.Ran wild, ran free. Of course, this all back in the days of yore.

Shop Girl: Right. You wouldn't think it to look at you.

Lahiff: Yeah, well, time comes, you have to leave behind the old hell-raising.Take some responsibility for your life.Prepare the groundwork.

Shop Girl: How do you do that?

[MightyFilth]

@terzapersonasingolar

Part Two:

Lahiff: Well, to begin with, I'd say by nest-building. You have to find an abode you feel secure in. Then you have to furnish that abode...procure the necessaries: Furniture, etc. Kitchen utensils, your wok...your juicers.

Shop Girl: What about love?

Lahiff: Well, love's not something you can plan for, is it? Look all you like as long as you like...but it's only when you let your guard down...When you least expect...

Shop Girl: That you find someone.

[MightyFilth]

@terzapersonasingolar

Part Three:

Lahiff: Exactly. Take myself for example. You ever see me before?

Shop Girl: No.

Lahiff: I've just ambled in, right? But who's to say by tomorrow, you and me couldn't...and I'm not coming on to you or anything...but who's to say we couldn't be head-over-heels? Dancing in the Green?

Shop Girl: Nobody.

Lahiff: Right. When there's something there...

Shop Girl: Chemistry.

[MightyFilth]

@terzapersonasingolar

Part Four:

Lahiff: Right. Who knows where the sparks will lead? A fella like myself, a stranger...could just be a bit of fun in the sack, no more. Or, and it's not that crazy...your soul mate.

Shop Girl: Yeah, you've got a point.

Lahiff: On the other hand, I could just be a thief or something.

Shop Girl: What do you mean?

[MightyFilth]

@terzapersonasingolar

Part Five:Lahiff: Some villain, just waiting for my chance to...smack your jaw and rob the register while the place is empty. But this is the thing of it, see? You just never know...what's gonna happen.

Woman to child: Come here. Look at your top! How many fucking times do I have to tell you? It's all over you. What are you doing? Get back over here before I fucking slap you...

Lahiff: Get out of the way!

[MightyFilth]

@terzapersonasingolar

Part Six:

Security: He's heading for the stairs.

Lahiff: Come on, youse humpy cunts. Get out of my fucking way. Get out of the car! Get out of the fucking car!

[terzapersonasingolar]

@MightyFilth thank you very much my friend! now i can finally understand the whole dialogue:)

[utdch19]

@terzapersonasingolar Fuck off, did you understand that? you cunt! :)

[terzapersonasingolar]

@utdch19 you rules idiot:)

[CJrecordsNewRhymes]

@terzapersonasingolar You serious hahaha nice one



[pichicatero]

I crapped my ass laughing when watching this movie. It's awesome. Three of my favorite actors together, awesome, awesome.

[Darrenbyrne2]

He tied her up... and did a poo on her chest

[ThePsynz]

Sexy knacker

[Mesojonistic]

Hows yar sister there billy, is this goin on da telly ? Ya, billy would ur sister like to be on the box, what would she do to get on ? Antin Jerry..... Would she give me a ridin ? She might.... THA HOOR !

[Darrenbyrne2]

@Mesojonistic She's not a hoor!!!

[TheTrashVictim]

Am I the only one who was like "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" when he punched her in the face?

[Evamitchelle]

@TheTrashVictim Nope. And I still have the same reaction no matter how many times I watch it.

[talk2minie]

@TheTrashVictim u definitely were not. Now i'm just friggin' speechless!!!!!!

[MossyKong]

How i like to treat the ladies ;D

[rand1182]

come on yas humpy cunts yahs :L

[intercactus]

He is best in "In Bruges"

[Freshhhhh1982]

Theres thousands of little thugs like his character in Dublin.

[colinchick69]

He has surpported FAST the Foundation for Angelman Syndrome Therapeotics, by coming forward as a parent of a child with this disorder, they are helping to fund treatment and experimentation to find a cure. And Miss Bachleda? Look her up on you-tube and see the vile, nasty , things women say about her. She is a fine actress, an educated woman who doesn't deserve such treatment, would you enjoy living in a country where people are so loathsome? No wonder she wanted to go back to Poland.

[Kid0Lover]

Heh, U2's Out of Control :D

[LovingByProxy]

@Kid0Lover Irish all along... :D

[KleWdSide]

His character was a total sociopath. Great scene... didn't see it coming.

[colinchick69]

Yah juust nevarh know!!!

[MyriamRaja]

Always gets to me! Colin's an amazing actor!

[paroxyzm21]

I didn't call you idiot...

[colinchick69]

@paroxyzm21 It was not Colin Farrell who "published a sex tape". A former girl friend Nicole Narrain was the one selling it. A former Playmate, they had a romance in 2002, 4 years she seems to have needed money. The tape was her's and not meant for anyone, but her. Miss Warner wished to return to her native England. It was her decision. Kim Bordenave's son has Angelman Syndrome. Mr. Farrell set up a $33 million dollar trust fund for James. He has given him the best of medical care, and love.

[paroxyzm21]

Every clip on YT concerning CF has a comment like "Why cant more men look like that?" With lots of thumbs up!

F*** What do women see in this son of a bi**'s asshole who had several tragical relationships, who doesn't know what does it mean to be responsible??

Does his doubtful looks make him someone better than the rest?

I'm fking sick of women who would die to have sex with him...

There is even a group on FB about it,

I'm sick of him and anyone alike.

Amen.

[camerondiaztwin]

@paroxyzm21 if you think he's truly irresponsible, then you don't know a frickin thing, so how could anyone possibly take your idiot comment seriously.

[paroxyzm21]

@camerondiaztwin

Sorry for calling him irresponsible... in fact he is very responsible, and as a proof

I attach an excerpt from Wiki: Spouse Amelia Warner (2001; divorced) Partner Kim Bordenave (2002–03; 1 child) Alicja Bachleda-Curuś (2009–2010; 1 child) (...?)

additionaly shooting and publishing a sex scene gives him +1 to responsibility.

Take care

[camerondiaztwin]

@paroxyzm21 again, you prove your idiocy. You really need to quit now; you only make yourself look sillier.

[ShankillRoadRIRA]

I tried this once, got kicked to fuck though, bit embarrassin

[cvdqr]

U2

[iloveoreos15]

Oh SH%T!

[colinchick69]

This movie was filmed in 1week on a limited budget by an independent film company. It is the the highest grossing independant film ever in Ireland. It held the highest box office for 3 years in Ireland. I just wish that I had a tiny piece of that action!

[Ballyhook]

Great film. Irish actors do a great job.

[RachelBreezyful]

I FREAKIN LOVE THAT ACCENT I Wish We Had It Down South (:

[chubbz5150ify]

This is shit, the only good part was this

[ShniggaDigga]

Best start to a movie ever

[conorlry]

song? 

[perk252]

@conorlry

U2 "Out of Control". Going waaaay back...

[zebrahead32]

thats a dublin accent right there,thats how i talk too!just dont pronounce the letter 't' and the end of a word and you have i!!

[VanishingWish]

@sigmun25 That'd be pointless as God does not and never has existed.

[chriseire21]

Quality movie

[muse54]

WOW! I haven't seen this. Shocked me when he punched the girl. Looks like a good movie.

[roose85723]

omg, i didn't not see that one coming

[1903sch]

he was perfect on this movie

[jamirojim]

Haha fuckin love this film, its serious...Good ol rathfarnham shopping centre:)

[baal69]

lol

[ymogenewiccan]

I can barely understand what Colin Farrell is saying, but I don't really care..I'd listen to him all day..*sigh*

[MsLMC18]

love this film! his face at the end is comical!!

[FuckUSAEmpire]

1:40

FALCON PUNCH!!

[DieMenschMaschine85]

Love that U2 track.

[RublinDublin]

lol such a fucked up opening scene

[welshperson123]

id love to have a irish accent, but i have a welsh one :)

[ymogenewiccan]

@welshperson123 And I say, a Welsh one's darn awesome too.:)

[bodyke4life]

@welshperson123 i love the welsh accent id swap my irish accent 4 urs

[kidri0t]

@bodyke4life the welsh and irish are the same people really basque spainish then the english and scottish are germanic.

[TGMF83]

@kidri0t so did the Celts originate in Basque Spain (I did hear that it was one of the most ancient parts of Europe)? Aren't the Scots Celtic too and the Cornish??? And what about the Galicians? Where do they fit in? Sorry about all the questions but you seem like you might know. Ha

[kidri0t]

@TGMF83 the irish celts and welsh are the same basque. the english are a mixture romans germans normans vikings spainish the list goes on the scottish are german scandinavainas but nowdays theres so many mixtures the only pure places left in europe are norway denmark and finland and now there starting to be flooded with non european immigrants. i have a thorey about all this il let you know in a private message what i thinks going on if you want.

[1ngjoxsh]

@kidri0t

they have links to basque but are not that closely related. Scots, Irish, Bretons, Welsh and Gallicians are more linked to Celts than Basques Scots are not german scandinavian, most closely linked genetically to the Irish...after all the Scots themselves were an Irish tribe who conquered the Picts and brought their Gaelic language.

[kidri0t]

@1ngjoxsh you see thats where your wrong becuase i live in coleraine (top of northen ireland) has a place called Mountsandel which is where the frist people on the island of ireland lived and guess where they came from scandinavia to scotland then to northen ireland.

so where ever you learnt that there talking shit!

[1ngjoxsh]

@kidri0t

nearly all mitochondrial DNA evidence shows that Irish, Scots, Welsh, Bretons and Gallicians are closely linked, hence the fact they look similar. It is impossible to know for a fact but linguistic, archaeological and genetic evidence seems to show that the majority of Irish and Scots are very similar, the Germanic influence in both nations arises from interbreeding with Anglo-Saxon people in the last 1000 years. Scots are Celtic as are Irish

[kidri0t]

@1ngjoxsh your an american i live here im 6ft 4in have danish family most people i know have more germanic infulence than you would think im also in (northen ireland) its alot different than the south.

[1ngjoxsh]

@kidri0t

I am Scottish, lived in Donegal until I was 8. Of course there is a Germanic influence in most Scots and Irish, as the English have mixed with both peoples for one thousand years but any genetic testing will show most people have mainly Celtic ancestry. And indeed a Scandinavian influence as Vikings ruled large areas of both nations, Dublin for example was a Viking settlement.

[kidri0t]

@1ngjoxsh scandinavians are from germanic tribes lol

[1ngjoxsh]

@kidri0t

separate, known as nordic. All modern Europeans and Indians, with a few exceptions like the Basques are descended from the proto-Indo Aryans, so of course there are similarities and the boundaries are somewhat blurred the further back we go in time.

[kidri0t]

@1ngjoxsh true all i know is i dont look irish at all and i live on this island.

[Daveyslingshot]

You got it all wrong. The true people of Ireland are the Irish natives that have lived on it for 1000s of years not white Germanic crackers and Scottish blowins from the 1700s. You mentioned the north and south are different? Get your geographic knowledge up to scratch, Donegal is right up on top of the map far north as it gets and it is in the republic of Ireland. The only thing you are right about is the Irish are not related to the Scots or Germanics in anyway.

[1ngjoxsh]

@Daveyslingshot

Yes they are any person with any knowledge of history would know that Scots and Irish are closely linked. The Celtic nations all share a common ancestry,even language with the Scots and Irish Gaelic languages having the same ancestor. the Scots themselves were an Irish tribe who conquered the Picts, who themselves were a Celtic people. This linkage has been only increased by the million odd Irishmen who have came to Scotland in the last hundred years,

[sandwhichesaremuntin]

These were the roles Colin Farrell and Colin Meaney were born for! Brilliant movie!

[Nirghall]

Б.Б.П.Е!!

[CatorsCinema]

watch this fim in full on my page.

[giulianasweet]

I love his accent. And I love him, obviously ;-)

[gustavofranco]

Collin he is a good actor,,it's a shame in america producers gives him stupid roles

[007thelastlover]

america's producers gives everyone stupid roles...

[draltar]

@gustavofranco he has the skills of a brick

[colinchick69]

@draltar He won the Golden Globe for in Bruges and IFTA best actor for Ondine.

[draltar]

@colinchick69  shit floats

[colinchick69]

@colinchick69 I guess youare swimming then! I should have known you would think your opinion is more important the the Foreign Film Press [ you know the guys who vote for the Golden Globe awards.] I should have known you would have a VERY classy rejoinder.

[CiaranVanDon]

@gustavofranco So true I agree Colin is a fantastic actor, it really pisses me off when I hear american's say he's a bad actor. He's got a great range but he does get some really poor roles which really don't play to his strengths but i think he's gona hit the big time really soon with some of his more recent independent and commercial roles under his belt.

[IamLisaYo]

@gustavofranco Lol. Idiot. He has to audition for the roles. If he doesn't want them, he doesn't have to do them

[gustavofranco]

@IamLisaYo If it were that easy,, but the problem is that most casting that americans producers offer him are just stupid American movies for audiences like you

[hippiegirl25]

delis

[fabu10us]

why cant more men look like that

[Grusburk]

@fabu10us and then smack you in the mouth? :)

[fabu10us]

@Grusburk sweety , i believe i said *look like that" , not ''act''

[sigmun25]

@fabu10us u mean punch a girl in the face nd steal her store? i think we'r better than that nd if u'r talkin about looks, ask God y he didn't make us all identical

[Jigsjigz]

@fabu10us and punch women who only go for looks like he did :)

[fabu10us]

@Jigsjigz

was reffering to looks only. the fact that his role in a movie was to punch someone is irrelevant.

[Jigsjigz]

@fabu10us i though girls never go by looks and arnt superficial? :P

[fabu10us]

@Jigsjigz

eye candy is always a plus.

[MrBobbySasquatch]

@fabu10us and i got a better 6 pack, and probably a bigger cock

[Jigsjigz]

@fabu10us i guess i should try this, ill be rich in no time :P

[PrisReplicant]

@fabu10us why are so many women dogs? Its just unfortunate.

[Nikon05]

@fabu10us just go to a halting site.

[MrBobbySasquatch]

@fabu10us I look like that... but better looking

[KleWdSide]

@fabu10us Even if they're sociopaths who cold-cock women?

[fuckingsunday]

what did he say? I didn't understand a thing! haha xD

[combot2001]

im guessin your not irish lol?

[kamykayla]

fucking class!

[macylightfoot]

Is the little one eating the ice cream the kid out of In America?

[CarlowMod]

Yes

[lego88]

it was rathfarnham centre, classic

[huggybear297]

i think it was dundrum shoping centre

[roardecks]

It was the rathfarnham shopping center just off butterfield avenue

[conorlry]

@huggybear297 rathfarnham shoppin centre :)

[Donalkelly95]

ha iv been in dat shop loads of time 5 mins from were i live..

[OMGpistolsatdawn]

one of my favourite films. it was brilliantly written and it being filmed in ireland using irish actors made me feel at home. :D

[MrThingy3]

Poor Kerry Condon you feel so sorry for her in this scene.

[ciaran2k707]

this scene was filmed where i live

[haginureboy]

me 2 im on da other side of bushy

[Scoob505]

You live in a shop?

[Scoob505]

police in Irleand don't have guns, Respect.

[atnv32]

HAHAH, I don't like Police without guns!

[crinnigan07]

Haha and thats the reason we have the highest crime rate in Europe.

[combot2001]

LOL i dnt tink dats true but stil i wud say were close lol!

[newarchrk]

@crinnigan07 we don't?



[ryanair737400]

lol great movie look at 2:48 its jesus .

[Seamus616]

great scene

[mickeybeaver]

hes posh irish different accent

[0000McLovin0000]

whats the name of the song?

[frizandmadi]

Umm. I know its a U2 song for sure. idk if its the actual title but try "how long" =]

-friz

[gibboanx]

it's out of control by U2, it's off their EP Three, and is one of their very first songs

[laminGRIFFIN]

the album boy was a classic

[laminGRIFFIN]

U2-Out Of Control.

[culchie22]

your auld one done it with her cock.priceless

[hollowhostile01]

this movie is awesome and this is one of my favorite opening scene.

[lego88]

here he says ''kitchen utensils, a wok...ur juicers'' not and a jesus, fuck sake lads

[Kristophirst]

White people are fuckin cdazy!

[BennoYaKnow22]

haha up the Irish

[dunnededunnedunne]

while I would be one of those critical fuckers who wouldn't be mad about this film, I have to admit, its got a great opening.

also, I'm not from the pale, so anybody from there can correct me if i'm wrong, but I think Farrell is at his most convincing when he plays Dublin scumbags.

[johnnyamok]

i agree. he was awesome in in bruges as well. i hate his nig hollywood movies.

[Morthund]

at 0.38 theres a Paddy-Rapscallion recipe for joy

"kitchen utensils, a wok...and a Jesus"

[conalm51]

ive never seen this film but now i want to see it

i never laughed so hard in my life

5*

[glentheblue]

Great intro inc U2 blasting out.

[BizzyLizzy132]

Colin Farrell stud muffin

[Morthund]

a wok, and a jesus

[RaymondM2009]

不错，你们能看懂我写的是什么吗？

[myoor12]

yeah this guy acts kind of a like dbag sometimes, but watching his movies, i just saw cassandras dream last night, and he is a pretty good actor

[roundhere4]

The lads the run away when he jumps on the car didnt kno it was a film...they were coming home from school and legged it

[MRmcgunnerrsworth]

no they knew it was a film. that was me in the background.

[djbillybop]

great movie

[brenkelly]

Gleeson had nothing to do with this... ye daw brain.

[tshakur]

farrell, gleeson and cillian murphy..... three irish boys making a random irish film....and it was fukin awesome

[KeveyB]

Not Gleeson but another legend in the form of Colm Meaney...

[Irishsoldier1916]

it was colm meaney not brendan gleeson in the film lol

[throwmetothesky]

this film is so fucking great!

[Sergio022s]

where is the funny bit?

[cruzejobbers]

Here' something that should make you laugh,

Check out "Hardy Bucks".

One of the funniest Irish shows I've seen in years!

[sweetappletits]

lol! ive never sen colin farrell like this before lol :0

[livka25]

i luv irish accent and colin is fucking sexy ..um xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[drsbbj]

somebody knows the name of the song???

long live colin farrel and the irish people!

greetings from Guatemala

[coffeepls123]

"Out of Control" by U2

It's a really early song by U2, you'll find it on their first album from 1980 called 'Boy'

[drsbbj]

Gracias hermano..

thank you my friend

long live colin farrell

[254002]

fucken class

[DemonicWeb]

AAAARGHT!!! Get out of the car! Get out of the fockin' car! (RAWR) lol

[xoxoROLOxoxo]

LOVE that film fair funny!!

[larryally]

He punched a girl because it's a fucking movie, it's not real life!

[RazielDethAngel]

I can't believe he punched a girl. I mean maybe if she was holding a bottle... or knew karate...