Matrix Ping Pong

[gladiadoresful]

0:35 Is Jackie Chan:?

OMG!! :O

[Krushurpants]

WHAT THE BUCK! ?

[Duff9501]

it had to be Japanese to do it LOL LOL

[thisousa2009]

LOL IS JACKIE CHAN

[ASPERGER1984]

Fang Fang Fang Fang Fang Chung Chung Chung Chung.... lol.

[19999228]

dang dang dang thrue your ho ho

[bahdisu]

ching dong chun chang yong wang ming

[FatAssNigga97]

@bahdisu mdr

[kiss9hug]

their shorts...yh i didn't see it either.

[Djoko1972]

I agree with the commentator

[RoSs3897]

who won

[lalee33]

my mother fucking mouth was open this whole vdieo!!!

[MrParombo]

@suvrola yes, they were really playing in slo-mo to make such movements

[suvrola]

matrix?



[matangiakeorange78]

Didnt think you could whip out mah jakie chan moves on you did ya?

[michael1234567891231]

LOL esse cara joga muito

[niscius]

its jakie and chan

[analonfire]

dang dan dang dou yu hou hou

[Jamalajamalaaa]

hahahahhahahahahhahahahaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaa



[mattcoolism]

Yeash

[RiceUEat]

One of them is Bruce Lee... I just feel it.

[kus2ganteng]

beware! chuck norris could disguise to anybody

[HelpMeAtPc]

no you stupid... its chuck norris

[MyRandomChiz]

Jackie...Chan? It is!

[brandoncipelle]

Toanswer your question yes it is Jackie Chan . he did other things besides just kunfu films.

[MysticRaveness991]

Dude he jumped on the table, is that even legal XD

[MLGLoveSlice]

@MysticRaveness991 Actually, yes. As long as you don't touch the table with the hand that isn't holding the racket, it's legal (assuming the table doesn't move. If the table moves, the opposing player scores a point).

[SuperTHEviolator]

HOLY SHIT i think that was chakie chan!

[nayr3195]

is that legal?



[LlamaMommaDrama]

Where did that come from???!!! SHite.

[zippydedoo]

yet driving a sub compact in traffic is too hard. this makes no sense!

[HameNmk]

LOL!! if they werent asian...i would call it fake O.o'

[Indiewontdie]

The one who lost seriously did look like Jackie Chan though. I'm not being racist; they really look alike.

[ThatGuyThatComments]

ur moms chineese

[TheNinja1312]

Lol

[icsomethingshiny124]

don't fuck with the masters of ping pong.

[alialiraqi82]

cool



[limber92]

ohh dat waz raw

[notcoolaid]

ヽ(；▽；)ノ makes me proud to be Chinese lol

[ando444544]

Asians are awesome that's the truth...except when they come over to America and get white washed...

[katoshihisan]

Best Win I've ever seen so far!

[chuchosindueno]

For americans every chinese guy is Jackie Chan, for chineses every american guy is Chuck Norris.

[samopap3000]

@chuchosindueno LMAO good one and it's true.

[MrEARTHSHAcKER]

@chuchosindueno LOL

[jiggyfool69]

@chuchosindueno no. that's stupid

[miltyu97]

No it's not Jackie Chan, but it looks like him!

I bet these guys never thought they'd get so many views of this point!

[Arthures123]

its not Jackie Chan its a Asian Chuck Norris

[FishermanPL]

Jackieee !!!!!!!!!!!

[ATNCHN]

maybe i'm chinese but that guy looks nothing like jackie chan to me? lol

[GZizzone]

shut up i am jackie Chan!!!!!!!!!

[MrPirate93]

EPIC!!!!

[edgajam]

omg just like tennis

[SoulShrowden]

lol that guy owns xD

[showoff5333]

was that jackie chan?@!?@?!@?!?@1

[ThePsh07]

Lol "sence" haha.

[projectzerooo]

cejceto ahahah:)yeah that`s does some sence:)

[05danioo]

100% :)

[Krispyyeah]

Omg it's Jackie chan

[KeoakiTV]

hahaahaha

[Inkv7]

@Krispyyeah NO YOU MEAN Jacked chan

[brett6666]

@Krispyyeah no....its two Jackie chans!

[geopet17]

THIS is the weirdest thing ive ever seen!!!SERIOUSLY

[DaHomieC]

ummm.....

well...i liked it ;D

[Riste1986]

I think you two have issues !

[nadhim69]

they are not japanese, they are fucking han chinese.

[1011bruno]

fucking ninja man

[Darkphoenix3450]

'That person might be able to take me on in Ping Pong. He be the first.

[cajceto]

i would beat both of them

[cajceto]

come here and say it

[AlessandroMagnoI]

where? what the fuck, be quiet man...

[cajceto]

fuck your mum goose

[AlessandroMagnoI]

ahahahahahahah...LOOSER!!

[cajceto]

your mum is a hoe

[AlessandroMagnoI]

but u are looser and u cannot fuck her! ahahahahahaha

LOOSER!!!

[cajceto]

i don't fuck hoe's and i don't pay for sex. you are a sun of a hoe.

[AlessandroMagnoI]

ahahahahhahahahah, u're so funny cause u think i'm angry now!

AHAHAHAHAHAH, LOOSER!!!!

Only a LOOSER like u are can write "i would beat both of them" and then continue to write "u're mum is a hoe"..

U are a looser...

Ehi looser, read this: L-O-O-S-E-R!

ahahahahahahah

[cajceto]

AlessandroMagnoI , i do not care if you are upset or not, but you are officially a looser , and yes your mum probly is a hoe.

and if i beat both of them which i probably would i would be a winner.

[AlessandroMagnoI]

cajceto, i have no problem with u..the only thing I really don't like is when someone write "Pff, I'm better than both of them..."

so, I'm happy I've known u and I'm happy cause I understood that u are a looser...and about my mum: she is in a level so high for u that u will never could see her or hope to become better.

[cajceto]

pffft AlessandroMagnoI you are not only a looser, you are a cocksucking faggot and if you don't have a problem with me why reply to me like you have a problem with me? you contradict your self and i don't need to tell you how much of a looser you have shown your self to be. and for the record you don't know me and how well i play table tennis so fuck you, your comment and your mum.

[AlessandroMagnoI]

sei solo uno sfigato che si fa grosso su youtube...ahahahah, devi essere un frustrato minidotato, mi immagino, tu che giochi a pingpong da solo come un cretino contro ad un muro per poi dire "li batterei entrambi".

SFIGATO! LOOSER!

[cajceto]

you would loose if you bet against me, coz i would beat them both, i would also beat you. now fuk off and leave me alone, i am the champion, you are a cocksucking faggot.

[AlessandroMagnoI]

u are the champion of my dick!!!

I would beat u in every sport!

so u, cocksucking faggot, suck my dick and cry...and fuck u back LOOSER!

[cajceto]

oh poor little boy is going to cry go away now.

[AlessandroMagnoI]

cajceto...MA VAFFANCULO VA!  xD

[cajceto]

fuk off now sook

[taiga36]

You guys are both loose like your mothers. STFU retards... Can't even spell 'Loser'... You can't beat anyone at ping pong. And claiming you can without backing it up makes you a bigger Etard. And no, not the one who enjoys ectasy.

[cajceto]

you got issues , i can beat these two players at once , if they are reading this i even invite them so that i can back it up. you are making statements before you even know how i play so you are a loser and have issues and should not have written to me in the first place because you make your self look stupid which you probably are.

[taiga36]

Me? Your the fucking retard with ego issues. I'm just pointing out your ignorance. As far as anyone knows you have never even played ping pong in your life. You don't understand that fucktard? "Bragging" on youtube is one of the fucking stupidest things a person can do. And you've done it.

Dont try and talk about shit.. You can't even spell loser. Yet you talk about ME looking stupid.

WOW. Now that baby was dropped on its head.

[cajceto]

yes you spastic looooooooooooooooser bitch you got issues because you don't know shit about my ping pong abilities so stop talking shit.

[taiga36]

Lol, man you contradict yourself so much... Its great.

First of all your claiming yourself to be awesome at ping pong. Thats not exactly something people go around doing. Exactly because it makes them seem like big ass losers.

Haha dood you cant play ping pong worth shit. Get a video up or STFU. Damn tards... Need to stop worrying about their small penis' and forget about needing to feel like a man by pretending they are gerat at ping pong. (I love the humor in that.)

Douche, bag.

[cajceto]

first of all i would like to say fuck you and the alkaida you stupid terrorist you think you go to heaven for blowing up your self and killing people? secondly i am ping pong master, i would beat both these people in the video, thats the comment i made and thats the truth, you can't handle it then stop writing to me because in that case your the loser.

[taiga36]

Lol, you retard, That is a joke location. Also an awesome fail at spelling aswell as the crappy insults.

Wow, what a fool. Your a ping pong failure.

Who the fuck cares if you can or cannot play ping pong. As far as any of us know. You cant play worth shit. Its sounds like your can't since you feel the need to defend yourself like a small child. If you were great at ping pong you wouldnt feel the need to look like a fag over the interwebz.

Also, logic fail on your part. (Big one.)

[cajceto]

thanx 4 showing every1 u r a joke. if u dun care how i play ping pong dont comment on it and stop assuming things that u do not know.

your mum must b a hoe and you are a retard.

[taiga36]

Are you really that ignorant?

I'm commenting on your arrogance, and pointing out your stupidity. Why wouldn't I want to do that? Its even FUN. (We should all do our part to point out the worlds stupidity. Starting with you. We might make the world a little less ignorant at the same time.)

I'm surprised you havent given in to your own stupid comments.

Your logic is astounding and your remarks amazing... (I can't even kind around about that, you're ridiculous.) Lol, what a dumbass.

[cajceto]

the only thing you are showing to me and everyone by contributing with AlessandroMagnoI's stupidity in replying to me is that your mum was to busy getting dick in the ass she didn't learn how to raise her child on time.

[taiga36]

Lol... And your the one crying because we insulted your ping pong abilities or lack thereof.

Lol the best part is that you some how think you have made some kind of point. Which I don't think anyone would agree with, not even yourself.

You are the dumbass who replyed to this video pointing out your stupidity. I'm just the troll calling you out. :D

You've even failed at insulting me... Thats very sad.

[cajceto]

ok you are laughing out load but you don't know what you are laughing at and i am not crying, i am simply stating that it is stupid to comment on my comment when you don't know and have not seen how i play ping pong. and yes you are not only stupid u r a troll.

[taiga36]

Lol you don't know what I am laughing at. Because I do. I thought it was pretty obviously you.

Your a dumbass, you post bragging comments on youtube. It doesnt get much more retarded from there.

No one fucking cares if you can play ping pong or not. By bragging about it on the internet with no proof at all makes you a big douchebag. The fact that you try and back it up makes you even more ignorant. BECAUSE YOU CANT! Wow, what a stupid piece of shit.

Someone never gained any logic.

[cajceto]

i did not know stupid people like you exist in this world. i've told you already that you should not comment on things you do not know. i would laugh at how stupid you are but i feal sorry for you now.

[taiga36]

Lol, make a video showing your awesomeness or STFU...

All you can do is repeat the same thing over and over and hope doing so gives it some kind of logic. Honestly, how do you think logic fits in to what your saying whatsoever. Your initial comment was of standard douchebaggery. Now it is getting to exceptional levels.

What are you 12? Does logic not exist yet for you? Or did your parents just bring you up this way? Insecure, ignorant and arrogant apparently.

Poor poor ignorant child.

[cajceto]

you are sad and your comments establish that, but my status to you as a ping pong player is unknown and you just got to take my word for it and if you don't believe me fuk off, get a life and stop replying to me because you don't make no sence.

[taiga36]

Its kinda like walking into a art gallery and looking at a Monet. Telling everyone you could have done alot better, then walking out.

#1 you've proved that your a douchebag. Everyone can see it. There is no reason to say what you have unless you wanted to brag. Your also bragging without backing it up.

#2 if anyone were to question you, they are more legit doing so than you were in the first place.

Also, you don't know how good these guys are either. One was just toying with the other.

[taiga36]

Through that and your own stupid logic or lack thereof, you've proved that you are stupid on your terms also.

The one guy was showing off and was playing the other. He set him of from the start. You have no clue how good he is. Proving your own stupid ass point against you.

I don't know if you can't read or if you dont understand english. You've lost every single point in this 'discussion'. Not making any shred of sense throughout. Your own 'points' are even against you.

Douche. Bag.

[cajceto]

i would beat both these players judging by how they play on the video, they lack the technique i have.

anyway you loose yet another point by replying to me again.

this is not a discussion, this is just a demostration of how stupid and really sad you are.

don't cry now poor little kid.

[Iwillcrushyou0208]

Only the asians takes ping pong seriously to do that stuff

[Piantezko]

chang fun sing ma no ta ling yang yasng

[micksmaggot7]

first sentence:

hoa hy icha un la ca see dang dang dang

[immobilised]

hoa hy icha un la ca see dang dang dang du yee ho ho ho

[sgtcartman96]

hes not jackie chan but it looks like him

[Awesomechixken]

kikoxie, just bc somebody is asain, doesnt mean tht they r jakie chan hahahahah

[retardofthe21century]

woah got skills much?

[ZEROCOOLOOCOREZ]

superbb ..

[faqkpo1]

no me gusto para nada

[FINjoke]

is it in rules that you can jump on the table? :D

[kikoxie]

is that jackie chan?

[MaWhuGGheat]

they r chinese

[GrVideos4]

and cool

[GrVideos4]

hahahahahahahahaahhaahahah

[alexandermackuin]

no veo lo k pasa....... me lo explicais

[Pascalertl81]

OMG ó___Ò

[o0oRULASo0o]

WTHell O.o!!!!!

By: †RulaS†

[3015k]

,,dang dang dang''  lol XD

[Konny1328]

Shit I didnt knew that Jackie HCan played ping pong:S

[computewiz123]

lol

[PJustinD]

Haha that was sick

[rikkijohansson]

cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooool

[301SO]

umm isnt standing on the table make you lose the point

[Findecano89]

hahahaha DAMN CHINIESES XD, sick playing

going on huh? 5/5 , btw is that Jackie Chan?

LOLZ JK JK

[NateDaGrate23]

its almost luks like jackie jan

[baralai100]

os caras são bom mesmo!!!

[JensonBUTTONS]

No it's not Jackie Chan you retards, no it isn't legal, its illegal to have even one hand on the table and I doubt its real, probably viral advertising for something. Still its definately earned a place on my favorites.

[DarkAzn58]

Its real. Its easier to understand if you knew cantonese but yeah. That last shot the guy was fucking around and just gives him the pt at the end

[Foorix]

is that legal...?

[mrmoocow99]

LOL LOL hahahaha FUNNY!!

[aczgka]

that was hileriously awesome..!

[dnaposse]

Bravo!!!

[Angkaili94]

Isn't that Jackie Chan?? And is this real??

[xenariz]

no, and its very real

[DonMega187]

wtf u half blind bastard think all chinese with long hair look like jackie chan. lol. it's very real, must've been the most awesome game ever. the guy doing cartwheels and jumping on table is funny. u can't do acrobatics and expect to win a game tho, it's consistency what matters I believe

[fyreblaize]

OH MY GOD ITS JACKIE CHAN

[machenga]

dude it does look like a skinny 70s jackie chan

[supergodzilla1]

lulz!

[darkjedi423]

lmfao...

[hideki163]

Esse foi fds....

[nong333]

Man, that guys has got some mad skillz!!!

[randomrandomofdoom]

reminded me of kikumaru -prince of tennis-

[sharmadd]

was dat real?? omg! f***ing awesome!!

[bjrulesuall99]

LMFAO

[dzingels]

haahah nice nice

i'm crying :D it's was very very funny :D

haha :P

[mlk3y]

wtf? Lol

[tonitoloko]

he is jackie chan xD!??

[packmule23]

seen it b4 and i loved it!

[owen207]

wow cool