haters and me. a never ending love story. (VEDA #2)

[krisnaisley]

well I do not agree with any of thous hateful things. love your learn German videos . they have helped me SO much in my German classes . Please make more !

[maheinicke]

I love it, keep it up!

[GNYBerlin]

Fantastic! I love how all the ridiculous hater comments almost sound like slam poetry as you read them out.

[buddytheoc]

haha, i love how you read down all those horrible things and having problems hiding a smile. damn, it's great that you don't get offended by those comments! they're just jealous because they cannot speak another language... or something like that ;) Mach jedenfalls weiter so, ich finde dich super!

[SuperStarburst14]

i do not like this video

[watchtower183]

Hater-Kommentare wie Gedichte vorzutragen klingt besser als ich je zu denken wagte. Du solltest eine Serie starten!

[princeword]

your video is a related one to mine. HEY NEIGHBOR!!

[betioska1]

I want to be ur friend and go to germany...wats ur email or facebook or something

[Temmiklemmdemm]

Shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich!

Great, I'll tell that to my chemistry teacher when he hands out the exams.

[rhoadess]

A person's comments in a somewhat anonymous forum, shows their discipline level, self control, their maturity level, and vocabulary, and reveals what is deep inside their hearts. See The Gospel according to Mark 7:20-23.

[rhoadess]

@rhoadess if you read comments, eventually they will affect you, and cling to you like tar, even though you don't think they will. This is a scientifically prove fact and marketers know this. Perhaps you could filter those comments that start out hateful, and block those individuals.

Pro 13:20 Keep company with the wise and you will become wise. If you make friends with stupid people, you will be ruined.

1 Cor 15:33 Do not be deceived: "Bad company ruins good morals."

[AdrianArmageddon]

Du sagst Twidder xD

[walkingfreak]

haha people that troll on youtube are just idiots i dont subscribe but i still watch your vids every once in a while and there funny as hell sometimes

[weFlyhigh268]

don't listen to them, they need to get lives!

[TheRedfox333]

I think you are very beautiful and interesting

[jhawg69]

Wow such graphic details on how they plot for murder. You could almost write a novel with that kind of ideas even make a movie? I wonder if that is where Stephen King got his novel ideas? From moronic ranters on Youtube threating to cut his throat with a chainsaw and stick his fingers inside. That totally sounds like someone who reads too much Stephen King.

[nbkc21d]

What's not to like? A nice (make that great) german girl with a great outlook and personality.

[snagar86]

end was the best part of the video. whosoever is that person in this video,i must say he is really funny.

[lovelythots]

you're quite lovely :) don't listen to those jealous assholes.

[hippiefreak34]

LOL. next to your "outtakes" video this might be my new favorite. Love the Dunder Mifflin shirt.

[TheVanillaSoul]

hahahaha i liked the last part! XD

[xxemobaby123]

I love you speedyconkiwi!!!!! Your video's are amazing, and you always brighten up my day :)

ICH LIEBE DICH!!!!!!!!!

[loungeking1]

Some people are SO MEAN! I applaude your patience in dealing with them. And Ralphie is a very lucky guy to have such a funny, cute, hot, etc.. girlfriend.

Thanks for all the great vids Kiwi! We love you!

[gcallahan52]

1:35, speedyconkiwi, i love you!! your the best.

[LindorVlog]

Dunder Mifflin shirt FTW!

I don't know how anyone can write hate comments about you... Trolls will be trolls, I guess.

[HOBOCTZARANDCO]

this is soooooooooooooo boring ! the voice gave me a headache !

[h0stI13]

the last one was awesome lol

[SuperTree17]

I really don t understand why some people write such stuff if they even don t know somebody well. Yeah,It s ridiculous of course.. and it s a big mistake! Remember all! Don t judge the book by its cover!

[Nevahurtsum1likethis]

yeah the people who wrote that stuff about you are retards.. but i do love how how you read those comments with such poetic awesomeness!!! you rock!

[magdalena2113]

I love your videos Kiwi! This one definitely made me laugh.

[TheRealSisakun]

lol random person walks in behind you XD

[omega1144]

LMFAO wow, all those guys r f***** assholes especially the last guy (he was just creepy) but i have to say that bit of "so stfu and make me a sandwich" made me lol not that i agree with him bt still. and 2:16 - 2:25 ,was that meant to be a poem?lol

[LifeLoveMeaning]

Wow, people can be so disrespectful. v_v Fyi, totally love your vids Kiwi ^^

[poisonouspixie20]

Your vids are awesome Kiwi so don't pay attention to those ignorant, stupid comments! Hater should find themselves a life!

[poisonouspixie20]

Man, those are some really awful comments! I wonder why people take the time to writte stuff like that.

Btw, u have a really cute face, so the guy/girl who wrote the fist comment is just crazy!

[justagrrlinny]

Kiwi, I tried replying to your reply on one of your Veda's but youtube kept saying error...try again...so I sent you an email ok luv? - Janice

[CortneyCalamity]

lol, i love you! hey, im gonna give you a love comment, k?

kiwi, i love you sooo much, i love the metal coming out of your beautiful head. i would drop kick a fool off a cliff for you. i love your german accent soo much, it makes me want to cry.

so, to all haters, i love kiwi, and so do the rest of her family, friends, and subscribers!!!!!!

[rabbiscuit]

lol I love you!

[skotty2hotty4u]

i hate everyone who hates Kiwi! Ralfonzo83 rocks! fyi! haha.

[KindaQuietGeekyGuy]

wow people need to get a life, i think it's funny that haters actually promote videos by increasing the number of views and comments. I wonder if they have ever actually thought bout that

[Farchbargen]

The flamer comments are hilarious XD

[destined2bebossy]

Wow! nice ending. and dont listen to what those people say there the faggots. the faggoty fags. lol

[nenapuuunk]

I love the ending too! x) people who say those things are stupid ¬¬'

I really like your videos :)

[XonicManiaK]

englische beleidigungen klingen so lächerlich - französische beleidigungen klingen wie eine liebeserklärung

auf deutsch kann man immernoch am besten beleidigen

am besten auf altdeutsch -

Du garstige Hexe. Es ist töricht mir solch Abscheuligkeit aufzutafeln!

[wjrcoop]

I'm still laughing about this. Some people are such dicks!! I also think I'd like to hear the voice of a horse sucking on a sock ... however, that's not what you sound like :)

You should do more of these in the future .. your "don't give a fuck" attitude makes it fun to watch.

[plica06]

Winekone has done a few videos like this hasn't he? He does it in a good way. He films the comments (or maybe he just takes a screenshot?) and then cuts them into his video so we can see them as he's reading them out. Just some feedback suggestions!

[IamSamuelK]

lol

[Eriktheguy123]

1:20 DUNDER MIFFLIN!!

[speedyconkiwi]

@Eriktheguy123 fuck yeah!!!

[SayHelloToThe]

make me a sandwich was funny lol

[nitsamu]

your boyfriend is hawtttt :)

[frogprince81]

you rock Kiwi

[narutodavid90]

faggot girl... is faggot, roflmao at that one

[Deusrexmachina]

LMAO to your boyfriend!!!!! WAY TO GO!!!!!! xD xD xD

[Fallennyte]

People are jerks! I LOVE your videos Kiwi, when I'm having a bad day you make me smile :) Thank you for being so awesome.

[hahahajinny]

Agree, I'm having a bad day you make me smile :) Danke!

[Fallennyte]

People are jerks! I LOVE your videos Kiwi, when I'm having a bad day you make me smile :) Thank you for being so awesome.

[amyxkills]

The end was so cute(:

[bobboberan]

maybe I should start an industry which beats up internet haters I bet it would be bigger than microsoft ....but then sometimes I can be horrible too like the topic of cops tazering or shooting innocent people or people who criticise particular groups of people or ...yeah ,maybe we're all like that from time to time ....

[CupcakeAndTea]

it"s true after a while you just laugh at how pathetic some people are

[509skittles]

yeah kiwi keep up the good work with your videos and just ignore all the haters out there, and just think that you got friends on here.

[ralfonzo83]

boobs

[MultiConspiracy]

i love the end and you're so pretty kiwi !<3

your personality is great and i think about haters just the way you do ... it's just lame ..

[agu00001]

Your boyfriend's t-shirt is cool!

[speedyconkiwi]

@agu00001 that was an xmas present from meeee!

[BigTShooter32]

@speedyconkiwi BIOOOTCCH

[BigTShooter32]

@speedyconkiwi BIOOOTCCH JJKJK IM A SUBSCRIBER...

[JXintheZ]

Haha! Nice, Kiwi!

<3

[mongo5888]

We all love you Kiwi! Keep up the great work and ignore the haters, you got fans and friends here. :D BTW the piercings rock and I subbed to your mans channel. :D

[jubfruit]

lmao i love this so much lol keep up da goood work.

[hellomynameisdaisy]

wow....some people on youtube are such assholes! you rock kiwi!

that guy in the background was confusing me for a awhile...but the end was cute!

[trifelgeputinage]

As far as I can tell you are an attractive, intelligent woman with a big personality who makes totally inoffensive, fun and educational videos, so if YOU attract comments like that what chance do the rest of us have! These people are bitter, twisted, losers who are obviously deeply unhappy and insecure. Screw em.

[OhCurt]

LOL @ the cameo appearance.

YouTube hate = about as powerful as a silent involuntary fart in the middle of a large crowd on a windy day.

[Sugartalker]

I love story time! lol. I love how you look at hate comments. That should be how we all look at them. And lol@ Ralfonzo83!

[Tree023]

haha love it. & the ending cracked me uuup!

[YorkyTalky]

Kiwi... how can you have fav hate comments... bless

i love the videos.... just be yourself

[justagrrlinny]

LOLOLOL@Ralfonzo!!! and....Kiwi? I love your videos...always will. You're the best part of youtube!! In fact, I just got home from an amazing day with my son celebrating his birthday to find Michael's video waiting in my inbox...so, thank you for giving me the perfect end to a perfect day (and thanks to Ralfonzo..and Muserine for allowing it to be filmed at her house lol).

[speedyconkiwi]

@justagrrlinny see.. i never even saw that video ONCE. i hope it's not too embarrassing :(

and i'm so sorry i never sent you that card, i bought one like 3 years ago and just never sent it. i'm a loser :(

[xz50]

Faggot girl is faggot. Lol what a retarded comment. Heres something for that guy.

Fail troll is fail.

I wish you gave out youtube names :D

[iannamico]

kiwi you rule!! bis später

[boomrsoonrupinyoze]

Everyone loves Kiwi!!! Especially me! Great video and lots of people are behind you 110%. Love the ending BTW. :)

[BadLady666]

I lol'd fucking hard. XD Haters write sometimes rly stupid things.

[caketoysissocool]

LOL I love the sandwich one!

[Posturtle]

"Video Rusty" ?! Your VEDA videos so for have been quite good(a well oiled machine, to continue the metaphor). And how can one be a Kiwi-hater? Ich werde Kiwi immer lieben. Tschüß!

[SerinaJK]

That was funny when your BF came in to kiss you :-) It shows exactly how much people don't know about you, lol.

[tromaggot]

you couldn't see it, but ralfonzo was behind of you

[VEDmy2morning]

omg ppl really suck!!! this video was hilarious!&AWESOME!XD

all u haters DIE!!

[themilobox]

I cant understand why you would have ANY haters at all! Ill never figure people out......

Milo

[vidyistgeil]

i love the ending haha

[vidyistgeil]

you have more lovers than haters. XD who doesnt have haters right? hehe

love u kiwi!

[roryos]

rofl 2:03

[cav0129]

ahahha people dont even realise how stupid they sound when their comments are read out loud :P

[luigiperso]

wow, I could not hear the psycho at 2:46......that's really ugly.

It's really a shame that Youtube allows such sub-moronic individuals to get so abusive freely just because they are behind a screen.

as far as you being 'ugly' , these losers have no taste....by th way I love Berlin, I have lived there for a couple of years and I regret having left.

Please post some Berlin pics.... hugs

[kindle1085]

I love you kiwi! I missed you lots.

[tictac113cp]

geez those people dont have lives you should have said their user names to teach em lesson..kinda. anyways you rock!

[richfranz84]

Ralfonzo must have written the comment in the end of the video. ^^

[bloodypepper]

HAHAHA it was almost like you were reading erotica at some parts.

people hate anonymously because they know they are being embarrassing. haha they think they can bring you down with silly nastiness because THEY are that sensitive. it says a lot more about them than you. hahaha. ily.

[JaredTheStrange]

Haha I love the way you read them, you just have to laugh at how silly they are! I found you ages ago through wanting to learn German and you really stood out because you're fun and easy to learn from. Haters have really bad taste in people!

[maxxxxsolo]

wow you get some really creepy messages I guess youtube is a good place to vent.

[TokioxNaturexDobby]

LOVE the ending! People who hate on youtube certainly don't have any sort of real life and i'm glad you have such a beautiful personality! <3 Go Kiwi!

Happy easter everyone! :D

[MissTahliaJade]

LMAO None of those "hater" comments even make sense.

and LOL @ the end XD

[CommanderAces]

Haters are stupid

du bist süß :)

[TheGuinElla]

wow, that's a lot of haters-.- why are they wasting there time putting comments with a bad phrases? oh well, you're boyfriend is so sweet :)

love you kiwi<3

[Cataglyphis]

pure poetry!

[creepingdeth1981]

Kiwi you are AWESOME!!!!  all the haters are just jealous!!!

[OrbitalAngel]

girl they need attention the only words they know r 4 letter ones , sadly their brains cannot comphrehend past that, U R TOTALLY ADORABLE!! ICH LIEBE DICH <3

[thexev]

dear god haters can't even form a sensible sounding comment.

if i don't like a video, i just go watch something else. i never really feel the need to tell someone i think they're ugly, or make shit videos. it's just rude and unnecessary.

lol @ the end.

[xFallenAngel182x]

1:20 ... when your boyfriend (?) comes in the first time ... hilarious :D

2:08 ... when he comes the second time ... waaahaha xD

and the third time ... well it was cute :)

i like you kiwi. :)

[InnateNobility]

Kiwi, for every hater there's 100 subscribers. Nevermind what they say to you, they are lucky to even get two channel views for their negativity. You were missed by the fans, and we significantly outnumber them anyway.

[jedibugmaster23]

aww you get soooo much love kiwi!^_^

[thefatmantalks]

hahaha, stupid haters. why should you have to listen to their stupid opinions. If they dont like your videos then they can **** off

[sdsugermany]

You're a lovely person and I look forward to viewing each video. I think it must be hard to read those comments that are sent to you but for every negative comment, there are 100 really awesome comments. We love you :-D

[MacMasen]

dont worry pal! they can all suck those words!! u're very funny and i love ur vids! n_n

[jwkent1973]

Just wanted to say, Don't listen to those haters. Wow, people can be so mean. I, for one, say (And I am sure many others would agree) That I enjoy your videos, I think they are very entertaining, And informative, Especially the German lessons : ) So keep them coming. I look forward to what the rest of VEDA will bring....

[2MuChDeAn]

wow... that's completely nuts.

i will now stfu and make you a sandwich.

which, of course, you can't have, so i'll stfu and eat it for you, too :)

[CrappyCartoons]

Thanks for reading all my comments. I appreciate the attention!

[MrSpieldose]

ignore them... I get called a Nazi by the Americans all the time... and the British and Israelis too... they are insecure :D

[LaMarudera]

:-D

that was real comments????? whow.... i'm almost :-) shocked....

how many freaks are in this world????

[MrSpieldose]

you have haters??? you are so nice... was ist denn los??!

[Ralastar]

You have haters? Who could hate a pretty sweetheart like you?

[TonyArmy]

'dropkick her of a cliff' ?? O_O

So haters CAN be creative ... if they want to. Interesting.

[bonezjc]

woah, how much is it for the advertising space, kiwi?

I mean, I know ralf got a good deal because... well you know, you have a cat together.

I was hoping that if i knew the owner i'd get a decent price?

Contact me asap

hate you, <3

[itsBABYSMITH]

how could ANYONE hate you? that's like hating puppy dogs or rainbows or ralfonzo83... impossible.  ' )

[mashugac]

1:20 war zu geil :D ich dacht zuerst da kommt deine Katze :'D

[UbiReVera]

Youtube is a troll haven. Trolls are sad, mentally deformed creatures; life is cruel sometimes.

On another note; haven't seen you for ages, Kiwi. I hope you're good, and it's nice to see your boyfriend is treating you with love and affection. That's cute : ) You deserve it : ))

[allend1980]

dont let them get you down kiwi, here in the states your girlnext door charm and your german accent men would drewl over you. in parts of california they would drewl over your boyfriend.

[obdachlos1563]

I know you're secure enough and good natured enough to remain unharmed by gratuitous insults. The rapport you have with your fans may be grounded in personal charm and a winsome persona, but there's a protective toughness of mind behind it all, too.

[motleyhar]

Could have done without the strange looking guy but an otherwise nice vid.

[m3xicanrebel]

lol people are walking in and out of the back door lol

[filmester]

this was really cool vlog...shameless promotion by ralfonzo 83 :)

[KokoKolla]

Are haters just so much fun? Another great Kiwi video!

[bigcombobreaker]

Hahahaha 1:20

[Jack31081988]

we didn't star the flame war!!!

nice?

how could a girl be a fag???

stop don't making Videos!!

Ich vermiss Detuschland :D

gruesse aus Boston

[AmericanKampf]

Hold on... the ending was inappropriate.  I started feeling funny in my pants and I'm driving too so that's not making anything better

[jp3d2k]

@AmericanKampf You have YouTube in your car?! That's crazy!

[speedyconkiwi]

@jp3d2k i have youtube in my pants. now THAT'S crazy.

[kiwali]

HOW Do you say band-aid in german/>

[gerardino26]

All haters of speedyconkiwi. You may go fuck yourselves.

[watchtower183]

Also, ich schau mir das an. Und ich schmeiß Dich auch von keiner Klippe....

[universitario2006]

you are so funny

[princeboy5]

Thats fucked You're Videos are pretty good..... AND HATERS TO THE LEFT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

[keidun]

To Hell withthe haters.

You are great Kiwi.

Keep the videos coming.

Come to think of it, a bratwurst on a roll would be good.

Could you mail me one?

Good to hear your laugh again.

[3rdMillenniumCoyote1]

Was that a "Diary of Hater's Comments" you were reading from? If the haters took the effort they used in trying to come up with what they think are clever negative comments and put it toward moving out of their parents basements and getting jobs, they could be most successful people on the planet. Instead, they will wither and die in the dank, troll infested anonymity they call "lives". In the mean time, please keep making videos for those of us who live above ground. Thank you. :)

[3rdMillenniumCoyote1]

Was that a "Diary of Hater's Comments" you were reading from? If the haters took the effort they used in trying to come up with what they think are clever negative comments and put it toward moving out of their parents basements and getting jobs, they could be most successful people on the planet. Instead, they will wither and die in the dank, troll infested anonymity they call "lives". In the mean time, please keep making videos for those of us who live above ground. Thank you. :)

[3rdMillenniumCoyote1]

Was that a "Diary of Hater's Comments" you were reading from? If the haters took the effort they used in trying to come up with what they think are clever negative comments and put it toward moving out of their parents basements and getting jobs, they could be most successful people on the planet. Instead, they will wither and die in the dank, troll infested anonymity they call "lives". In the mean time, please keep making videos for those of us who live above ground. Thank you. :)

[Tdnmen2]

Aw :[ I don't care what others say, I still love you :D

[pinkyrules6161]

I love you accent ^^ you make me happy.

and i dont get hater. why would you even put effort in to things you hate?

any ways, your epic C:

[Steve7508]

ralfonzo is a lucky guy!

[AndreR241]

And the last few seconds are the ultimate answer to those inflationary appearing "You ain't got no friends at all. Get a life!". Hell yeah!

[AntissohXc]

LOL Those hate comment are pretty extreme!

[SayItLoudNow]

is ralfonzo like ur bf?

[laurence1211]

Ralfonzos timing is spot on...lol.

[DeathEater1369]

lol i love your laugh. ^_^ its so cute

[P00P0STER0US]

I'm not trollin' but I'll bet you can make a pretty terrific sandwich :o)

Did you know Ralfonzo83 rocks? Not sure who told me.

Not sure if you spotted it but some guy kissed your neck near the end.

[OU812HoosierDaddy]

oops, I didn't mean to post that twice... does anyone else hate this new youtube system?

[P00P0STER0US]

@OU812HoosierDaddy I just learned to not hit the post button twice, but yeah it's a little disconcerting at the moment.

[BilliLovesMargot]

you guys are adorable.

[fluorisch]

yeeeaah, ich wollt schon ganz empört kommentieren, wo denn der chainsaw-comment bleibt, aber dann ... ^___^

[killadroid2]

Congratulations on keeping such a great attitude. :)

[OU812HoosierDaddy]

Yes, you have right attitude for those comments. Those people who say things like that should make you laugh.. good for you. There are stupid people all over the world filled with hate, both liberal and conservative, and I think all good people can rise above that and have a good laugh at those who are less fortunate to have the intellectual capacity to have a decent conversation with a fellow human being. Regardless of your political beliefs or your country of origion, "Can't we all get along".

[OU812HoosierDaddy]

Yes, you have right attitude for those comments. Those people who say things like that should make you laugh.. good for you. There are stupid people all over the world filled with hate, both liberal and conservative, and I think all good people can rise above that and have a good laugh at those who are less fortunate to have the intellectual capacity to have a decent conversation with a fellow human being. Regardless of your political beliefs or your country of origion, "Can't we all get along".

[detubator]

Funneh, both of yas :)

[shitonMOHAMMAD]

anyone that wrote that hate message is a seriously retarded individual that probably fucks socks and shoes and will never have a significant other. The person obviously has a deep inferiority complex, no doubt stemming from getting raped by a dog as a child.

I wouldn't worry about these retards girl, you just keep doing what you are doing