Final Sacrifice 6 of 9

[RavnDream]

"Hold on, I'm having a series of elaborate heart attacks."

[Dunthyon]

i solved myst in 10 minutes, why can't I do this!?

[thefaboloussob]

Just 2 let u no how bad this Canadian film is, this was NOT filmed in British Columbia like many movies from any nation.

[SoTallSoLame]

I would just like to point out the incredibly unnecessary roll at 8:24 to the left.

[DickieAnginson]

"Giles, no!"

"Not Etienne!"

"Zut alors! Je suis mort!"

[DickieAnginson]

"Dear Counselor Troi, I waited at Denny's but you didn't meet me ... "

"Dear Agent Scully, did not appreciate your lawyer's tone ..."

[ChiSoxFan913]

The funniest part is when Mike goes to strangle Servo after he makes the "Boys in the Hoods" joke.

Crow: "Drop dead!"

[blossom246810]

Thanks to MST3K, I learn new words every time I watch an episode! This episode's word: Decolletage!

[bLuDcLoT06]

"what the hey! i had a bead on a goose eh"

[vampirehunter42]

Really trying to work out who likes to throw their hair more, Crow or Servo.

[MPedroful]

The ancient civilization's toilet keeps running.

[samanddeanfan2009]

i miss this show so much. BRING IT BAAAAAAAACK!

[84MadHatter]

@samanddeanfan2009 it is . . . it call rifftrax and they do all current movies

[Chastrie]

"I should tell you that I wheeze loudly when I'm scared...HONNNK"

[roosterway1]

look like a twig!

[tombomp23]

"I'm just a bush, you may want to pan off me!"

[Capng123]

"Take him into the woods and kill him!"

So by that I assume he means DEEPER into the woods... because they're not exactly downtown right now...

[ChaoticYak]

Oh, this is no big deal. It's how I get through every school day.

[Daelock]

"Ah hah! I've escaped-whu? AHH!"

One of my favorite unexpected riffs.

[modchic720]

7:51

LOL

[moodysoup]

Four people didn't understand any of the jokes.

[perrottafamily1]

"Hold on I'm having an elaborate series of heart attacks."

"Wait it's me! I know!

"URGH! NOW IT'S TURNED INTO A STROKE! URGHHH!"

[EyeSea4VseMoHajaEsAi]

"Sides of his heart blowin' out like old tires." XD

[DAVIDInitiative]

Wait - climb a tree! Trucks can't climb trees!

[Kinemacolour]

So what are the Ziox? Some zinc oxide?

[amiefuentes]

aw, they're eloping.

[ToxicWinter]

At 3:54, Crow has one of my favorite lines ever! The "magic marker my weenie" remark had me rolling!

[tobybirdmann]

rowsdower. sportn the canadian tuxedo.

[KingSnarf]

"A treasury of Sergio Aragones sketches!"

[Liquidcoat17]

3 people didn't get to keep their Rowsdower.

[MichRockHop81108]

@Liquidcoat17 I hit dislike just to fuck over your "clever" little "comment" ya PUSS.

[Liquidcoat17]

@MichRockHop81108 did I offend you somehow? I'm sorry if I did.

[MichRockHop81108]

@Liquidcoat17 I do that do everyone's thumb comments. They aren't clever, funny, or interesting. I curse to emphasize my passion for stopping people that leave them. Will you join the non-thumb comment revolution?

[Liquidcoat17]

@MichRockHop81108 Consider me recuited, Boss.

[MichRockHop81108]

@Liquidcoat17 haha yeah whatever, seriously though people think of those in two seconds and then think theyre a comedian. I like the comment section to see if anyone else has my same opinion and if there are any arguments or things people have to say that may make me think differently, not...oh 3 people aren't the last sacrifice, or 3 people didn't come to save the world in a broken truck, or 3 people people have "stupid" names, you see where Im goin with this? It doesnt ad shit and its retarded

[SamTheMightyMan]

@MichRockHop81108 Wow usually I come to youtube just to make stupid comments and watch videos of monkeys drinking their pee

but hey if videos of people calling 9/11 over a wrong order deserves SERIOUS conversations Im all up for it

[MichRockHop81108]

@SamTheMightyMan so you like stupid ass thumb comments? orrrr not....I dont get your comment. It wasn't about this video or anything I said.

[SamTheMightyMan]

@MichRockHop81108 No but what Im not getting is what your last post meant. I mean do you really need to go into a comments area to find someone who shares the same opinion you do? Hell when I comment on MsT3k I don't go to a comment area and think

"Oh look theres someone who posted something intellectually sound"

I think

"4 people didn't like Canada Cults" or pointing out something they missed a chance to make fun of.

[MichRockHop81108]

@SamTheMightyMan say its a video on that guy that lived with lions for a summer or something else I could say. 4 people were eaten by lions, 4 people were buffalo, 4 people are allergic to big cats, 4 people aren't cool because they don't like lions, 4 people don't like Africa therefore are in the KKK. It doesn't take any effort. I like reading actual thoughts not just some generic internet joke that was never funny in the first place. I am strongly anti thumb comment in case you haven't noticed

[ChaoticYak]

ROWSDOWER!

[changyimei]

Wait! I have an appointment to get beat up!

[captaincharisma8722]

"Wait it's me!"

"I know!"

[Pumpkinart]

Must slip back and sell candy bars for band!

[antgav79]

5:25 i love how Crow Butchers one of Joels old beat off joke!!!

[ClamThingy]

So an effeminate kid and middle age white trash take on a cult of paint ball players?

[jkchan22]

i love how the tires screech off-road 

[guysmiley00]

@jkchan22 That's because they were parked on a marmot.

[RayVal53]

"sides of his heart are blowing out like old tires... Pyuing! Pshhh!"

[Dragmack]

ah merde, mon pied! great line!

[Theburn77]

@Dragmack it's kind of cool that they got away with saying shit on TV like that

[fyiab]

"I haven't been this tense since mock UN!" I just took a class last year about the UN and don't remember a damn thing about it...'cept that it's hopelessly inept.

[tenfed1861]

2:07-2:30 the best part.

[BeeDub57]

4:34 "Eh! Ehh, ehhhhhhh..."

[SuperMarioKarter]

@BeeDub57

Every Canadian's last words.

[CarolinaOcelot]

5:11

Why didn't Rowsdower keep the shotgun? He coulda pawned it and bought a lot of Molson's.

[watda74]

@CarolinaOcelot

Or maybe the first 3 seasons of 'You Can't Do That on Television!' on VHS. ;-D

[ErinIsPunk]

This Rowsdower guy is like a bum version of Gandalf (sorry if I misspelled the name)

[necros782]

ha ha, i've escaped whoa--AAAHH!

[LeviathanoftheDanube]

"Dear Agent Scully, did not appreciate your lawyer's tooone..."

LMFAO!

[necros782]

@LeviathanoftheDanube "and so it is with a heavy heart that i resign from chess club."

[agenstuall85]

These bad guys bare a striking resemblance to the Deathklock Henchmen..... They must be in mushedi squad !! :)

[thexsoar]

"I'm just a bush, you may want to pan off me." the best line in the whole thing!

[ninjawraith17]

ROWSDOWER

Chuck Norris' Canadian cousin.

[abmstie]

When you're in the deep woods, you can't beat Off.

[fledermaus81]

This movie is terrible, absolutely terrible. When it isn't boring as hell - which isn't often - it's embarrassing beyond belief. Even with Mike & the bots' help, I'm having great difficulties retaining patience with this abomination of a flick.

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

@fledermaus81 i know its laughable but i actually enjoy this film more than most on mst3k

[CarolinaOcelot]

They have stumbled upon Geddy Lee's birthplace!

[watda74]

7:53 Still Gold!! X-D

[cj397]

@watda74 haha hell yeah

[dstewart0729]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is that head cultist guy the bad guy from the first Highlander movie?

[ChaoticYak]

What is this obsession with not showing us who's getting into what truck?!

Man, I solved Myst in 10 minutes. Why can't I do this?

[MACKS62766]

damn...broke a heel...

[WhiteTiger225]

6 of 9 sounds like a 7 of 9 porn story XD

[InterEDGE]

"wait, its me!"

"I KNOW!!!"

[rjakobi]

Trucks can't climb trees?

[maximumkarlnage]

What in the...I had a bead on a goose, eh!!

[ChaoticYak]

I'm okay! You wanna try again?

[AmazingL4rry]

I hear alot of gunshots but nobody is shooting, it's almost like there's a second separate battle going on nearby that the camera is very carefully ignoring.

[jcReno19]

" You know if you hit a Rowsdower you get to keep it!"

[TruthFister8600]

Oh man, they just made an old school videogame namedrop there by mentioning Myst. That was an awesome mac game. Played it on my then new at the time Mac LC II. Then I upgraded in '95 with a Quadra 660 AV. Good times.

[OzzyFan87]

Does anyone else notice thats not a pump action shotgun he is using?

[guysmiley00]

@OzzyFan87 I like that he's apparently more accurate at distance with a shotgun than the goons are with a rifle.

[Tareltonlives]

@guysmiley00 That's because he's ROWSDOWER!

[brooksie19]

"and magic marker my weenie and stick me in a locker!"

[LaDracul]

Ironically, I'm enjoying Sergio Arragone's work...mostly because he's illustrating the new Maggie Simpson comics in "Bart Simpson Comics"...

[EponymousKid]

@LaDracul Hey, there's nothing ironic about Sergio Aragones being awesome.

[jeffgreensquared]

Oh my lord, Zap Rowsdower's face at 6:15 makes me fall in love all over again

[MACKS62766]

damn...broke a heel...

[ronvins]

"Oh no they have a chevy, THEIR SO DEPENDABLE!"

[anthony311420]

quick climb a tree trucks cant climb trees bahahaha

[cyanide32k]

My shirt is charcoal, that's basically black!

[pretorious700]

Tires squealing on a dirt road again-you'd think someone would have figured that out by then.

[pretorious700]

Okay, no wiki-can anybody tell me who Sergio Aragones was? eh?

[Kiljoy947]

@pretorious700 I remember him from the cartoons in mad magazine.

[Theburn77]

an uncooked bratwurst with hair!!!

[rowsdowr2]

Cause when you are in the deep woods, you can't beat Off! It took me a couple of viewings to get that one. Classic.

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

"Back, back you silverfish! Back!"

*While sauntering at a moderate pace* "I'm in no particular hurry. The cult's got their schedule, I got mine."

6:05-7:05

"Let me die first, then I'll tell you."

[johnnui]

He was raised by a family of moles. XD

[ChaoticYak]

Oh, no! They've got a Chevy! They're so dependable!

Quick! Climb a tree! Trucks can't climb trees!

[thefish649]

Anyone who thinks Chuck Norris the manliest man ever has clearly never heard of ZAP ROWSDOWER

[pretorious700]

@thefish649 Lucky them

[InterEDGE]

needs more ROWSDOWER

[jsandefu]

"Climb a tree, trucks can't' climb trees!"

[snikt2k10]

Boy, Canada sure is, um, beautiful. Just look at all the dead nature scenery. Gorgeous.

[serpico89]

i'm wearing charcoal its basically blaack!

[Thompsongs]

"they've stumbled upon Geddy Lee's birthplace!"

[ElveeKaye]

Where did they find such a weird-looking kid...and the bad guy?? Jeez....

3:54 Every spring, a wuss comes out of his den. If he sees his shadow, there's six more weeks of winter.

Rowsdower breathes harder than Darth Vader!

[Imgnrphx]

@ElveeKaye @ElveeKaye If what I read was right, this was a production made for a school and it seems as though "Troy" actually went to school with the director, and "Rowsdower" was a local actor. And I think they never even got paid for their roles, even though they were supposed to.

[xpluralx]

magic marker my weenie?

[cj397]

write on his dick with a magic marker obviously.

[jcReno19]

Wait it's me!!....I know!! XD

[ChaoticYak]

Dear Counselor Troi, I waited at Denny's but you didn't meet me.

Dear Agent Scully, did not appreciate your lawyer's tone.

And so it is with a heavy heart that I must resign from chess club.

[simon0jester]

"You know, if you hit a Rowsdower you get to keep it?"

"...the meat's a bit gamey, but it's good for sausage."

[HothHan]

A treasury of Sergio Aragones sketches!

[Brionkendo]

"dang i solved myst in tem minutes.. why can't i do this.."

"i'm ok eh! want to d oit again!"

oh i love this show. bringback the 90's please

[abmstie]

Joel actually made the "beat Off" joke in the KTMA episode Phase IV. He was slightly less subtle.

[grausammesser]

"My shirt's charcoal. That's basically black."

[ParsimoniousRhomboid]

GASP GASP WHEEEEEEEEZE (GULP) GASP GASP GASP PANT..... Hold on im having a series of elaborate heart attacks......GASP COUGH COUGH PAAAAAAAAAANNNT !!!!!!!!!

[pytko3]

Man. This is one movie where Crow had all the funniest remarks.

[MarianneBrandon]

I haven't been this tense since mock U.N.!

[javenetti]

i finally got that beat off joke, im soo stupid! lol

[Capng123]

"Oh no, they've got a Chevy! THEY'RE SO DEPENDABLE!"

[akje93]

"Hey it looks like their TIN ROOF, RUSTED!"

[watda74]

"You were one of them?"

An uncooked bratwurst with hair?!

[niconestra]

The choking and panting are hilarious!

[sillygrl23]

@niconestra "Hold on I am having a series of elaborate heart attacks...!"

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

@niconestra

Very.

[johnnui]

And so...with a heavy heart, I must resign from chess club. XD

[angelwings955]

I love how there's a joke or reference to silverfish in nearly every MST3K episode. lol (ref: 2:50)

[angelwings955]

Oh, how I looooove this movie <3 I wish everyone could appreciate MST3K as much as me!  Then they'd still be on TV... *sigh*

[Vinny0151]

well they still have rifftrax

[cuttock]

"Not Etienne!" LMAO

[blindowls1]

Sergio Aragones,WOW!.Spy. V Spy.I love it. Richard Kiel lives near Yosemite now and last saw him do commercial for car dealership in Fresno.about 10years ago.

[zombiepi]

Wizard of Id biathalon lol

[889654]

"This is just like when they bury me every week at school. And give me pink belly and hang me from the goal post and shave my head and magic marker my weenie and stuff me in my locker!"

[URallangry]

4:27 through 4:50 :)

[CarlosMcMaximus]

"Let me die first then ill tell you! *huff* *weeeze*

"Now its turned into a stroke! GAAARGRRRRRR!"

[sillygrl23]

@CarlosMcMaximus "The sides of his heart are blowing out like old tires"

[necros782]

haha i've escaped! ha wha-AAAAAHH!!!

[Oppledeldoc]

This has to be nearly the only show where you can hear a Sergio Aragones joke! Heck, even MADTV doesn't have Sergio Aragones jokes.

The leader of the cult always reminds me of Richard Kiel. Eegah!

[mulry101]

"Man I solved Myst in 10 minutes why can't I figure out this?" Hilarious!

[ManaAdvent]

"The ancient civilization's toilet keeps running."

"Oh no, they've got a Chevy! They're so dependable!"

"Look like a twig. Oh, that shouldn't be hard."

"Must slip back and sell candy bars for band."

"Is it possible to trash a garbage house?"

"Alright Abraham Lincoln, stop riding on that d@mn shovel and come out w/ your hands up!"

[powerofktulu]

7:51 XDD

[tobybirdmann]

kripes! he rolled out of bounds

[Jackthemonkey666]

aw, their eloping.

[sirfuzzyman]

That guy's chin is scarier than he is.

[grausammesser]

my shirt is charcoal. That's basically black

[KaristaSwiss]

boys in the hood

5:15

[maestro1286]

These henchmen look just like the henchmen in Metalocalypse.

[Spoolzz]

Stolen?

[sillygrl23]

Rowsdower-proof that you don't have to always cast a young sober handsome working middle-class lead man for your movie. He can be a fat drunk mullet wearing drifter and still save the day! :)

[watda74]

I truly believe 7:52 should have been the stinger for this ep. X-D

[tirol9]

Crow: "Wait it's me!"

Tom: "I know!"

[shade70uk]

'HAHA Ive escaped! Ha Eurgh!'

'Cripes, he rolled outta bounds'

[Tareltonlives]

Love the panting and heart pounding the guys add

"Sides of his heart are blowing out like old tires"

[StoneColdSergio]

Maybe Rowsdower should lay off them damn cigarettes.

"Oh, merd, mon pied!"

[Spoolzz]

Rowsdower is badass.

[sillygrl23]

I agree Spoolzz but he forgot the most important rule of movie escapes: Never wear white pants when rolling down a dusty hillside.

lol!

[faithinchaos2012]

"They were calling me!"

"Wow, nobody ever calls me." :-)

[brrrenna]

"Gilles, no!" "Not Etienne!" "Zut alors!" "Je suis mort!"

[watda74]

Can U translate, Darlin'? Typical Ignorant American A**hole here. lol

[brrrenna]

lol. Well Gilles and Etienne are names, obviously. Zut alors is just a general curse, equivalent to "dammit!" and Je suis mort means "I am dead."

[watda74]

'Merci beaucoup, ma chère .' Just learned that one. ;-)

[Capng123]

BONUS: "Ah merde, mon pied!"

[happypranksgiving]

I love that Rowsdower didn't leave the cult because of any actual moral objections to their goals or methods, but simply because they discovered he was a "half blood."

[TruthFister8600]

@happypranksgiving good call. This is one half-baked plot.

[SeastarMaster]

You were one of them?! "An un cooked brautworst with hair!"

[GorgeousMonty]

"I'm just a bush...you may want to pan off me"

[poithrowdown]

My shirts charcoal, thats basically black lol

[hamigakisan]

That is totally not Rowsdower rolling down that hill haha. He had a stunt double for this? Seriously?

[BeeDub57]

"I'm in no particular hurry... the cult's got their schedule, I've got mine."

[RusselBertrand]

I should tell you I wheez loudly when I am scared..........heeeezzn

[baughb42]

"Wait,it's me!

"I know"