Cake Time

[Wolfgang01011]

I can not tell if this was sappost to be funny or intimidating, but what I do know is that, that cake looks pritty good to spite the fact that it is probibly loaded with "the date rape drug" or rat posion, posibly bolth, still I would eat it.

[Wolfgang01011]

I wonder if it would be inapropreate to reciete this speach at a berthday party?

[puffleissocute]

you can even find a way to make CAKE creepy......

[neobird13]

Is it wrong to be slightly aroused by this?

[yopend]

I don't know why. But I laughed the whole time.

[Annabatz123]

although the video is a tad creepy, gotta admit Ryan is Sooooooo hot in this one.

[rasheobob]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[GrawrawrLPs]

@rasheobob

The pigs will not tolerate your lack of humor

Praise Rang

[rasheobob]

@GrawrawrLPs cake is still a lie!

[Nagoragama]

Inexplicably sinister

[MatthewMarkMendoza]

'I'm Pat now.'

Hahaha

[JdtKids]

I'm Pat now...HA HA! Lmaoo love these awesome people XD

[illovefred]

ಠ_ಠ I will never eat cake or look at flowers again....thanks.........ಠ_ಠ

[Rexd101]

********WARNING*********

This video will sexually harass your cake.

[sunnydale22]

Frankly, your videos are impossible to stop watching. You're one of the best, Ryan.

[milesprower11]

Forrest Gump " And thats all I have to say......... about that"

Got It!

[TheZofq]

I want cake now.

[MomoTheEmoPeach]

That was kinda hot.

In a 'rape is imminent' sort of way.

[LadyJaneSlay]

Ryan's right up there with Max Cady from Scorsese's Cape Fear.

[BrynEnsomhet]

I think this is one of the most disturbing and most awesome vids I have ever seen. I can't stop hitting replay. I want to memorize this cake speech and say it to my friends at awkward moments.

[punksk8444]

I like nice things.

[danielalien]

YOU LOOK LIKE FREAKIN PRINCE CASPIAN

[shrikechan]

Your friend is very good at looking uncomfortable.

[TheAcidX]

hah man your insane! I love it!

[Brightfur10]

Poor Spencer.

[AnnoyingKitty]

This is probably my favorite video ever. <<' When you privated it I was really sad.

[kkonstantinosss2]

Horse man made that cake....A real nice cake we're gonna have together

[kkonstantinosss2]

what does this video make fun of?

[lusteraliaszero]

hey kids! i heard you like ja- CAKE

[LemurianUnicorn]

Spencer's cringing discomfort is golden...like sweet sweet buttacream.

GEEZ this is creepy, and I live in Alabama!

[fudgyboo7687]

I dont want to eat cake any more...

[LittleUggie]

Eat the damn cake already!!!!

[ShotUrGoldFish]

ahahhahahha this is so creepy yet unbelievably funny ahhaloll

[iwilldestroyyou9642]

so hot, yet so very disturbing

[Akirasmoo162]

O.o Ryan I think we just figured out your rape face...

[MrOwn1]

nice like BUTTA CREAM

LIKE THE BUTTA CREAM I PUT IN THIS CAKE

[MidStaryNight]

@gumstuckinmybraces It's the new diet craze. THE RAPE CAKE DIET.

[purrrfectgirl10]

thank you ryan. Every birthday of mine will now be RUINED by your creepy voice

[Zombi]

Whats the source on the song in the background? I love it.

[shannabanana11]

Ryan is the master of creepy ass monologues.

[XKingaminX]

The cake is a lie, Their gonna eat that lie together

[SpellCrec]

DAMN I WANT THAT CAKE NOW

[jeffhellraiser2]

On my birthday, one of the presents I received was a katana. When my parents brought out the cake, I used my sword to cut the cake. Since, as we all know, the cake is a lie, my sword was named "Shinjitsu no Ken". In Japanese that means "The Sword of Truth."

[Tinymoezzy]

I like that Spencer looks like Ronnie Van Zant.

I always get the urge to type Spensle ...

[Vicious516]

@Tinymoezzy So does he

[XKingaminX]

ITS A LIE

[PAFrogBoy]

if ryan wasnt there but the voice still was it would be 10 times creeepier

[briani4735263]

Ryan Murphy is possibly the best person in the world to deliver a monologue. He should speak at weddings.

[Mynnia]

@briani4735263 NO PLEASE NO NOT LIKE THAT NOT THAT AT A WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

[Jrockershadow]

MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA O.O

[Gothrockgirl666]

@gumstuckinmybraces yea me too 0.0

[degubamboo]

Holes you didn't even know you HAD.

[candylvr471]

aww poor spencer!

[RealityIsALiebooks]

I laughed so hard I started crying! Now I can't keep a straight face whenever someone says 'cake time.' Alabama accents are really freaky.

[Emog0tch1]

the cake is a lie..lol

[MegaGeek325]

@gumstuckinmybraces Pie's better anyway...

[purrrfectgirl10]

hhhh...hh..help meee

[7northerndownpour7]

it seems like the more times i watch this it gets better

[degubamboo]

So yeah, now I love cakes.

[7northerndownpour7]

ok at 1:54 whats that noise in the back ground????

[PostihBorka]

but your smile on the end wasn´t fraky, it was very cute smile :P

[degubamboo]

@PostihBorka Can a smile be fraky?

[Srinathor]

creepy...........

[xOXrazzelfrazzelMDXP]

It's so... awkward.

[jennynin21]

Okaaayyy~e...so call me perverted but so tell me tiz not just thiz girly that thinkz this iz hot....minuz everything but Ryan M.?!!! <3 =P

[lexiandskyla4ever]

"that's all i have to say about that" hooray for forrest gump quotes!!

[degubamboo]

How can he make that sound freaky?

[Spitfyre32x]

He's ryan..he can make EVERYTHING sound freaky!

[TopHatpunkergrl]

Is this song from Serenity or Firefly??

[CABZUINAS]

0:02 awesome shirt

[xMelancholia]

Oh... god. I would have cake with you every day, Ryan.

[thegirlwthecatears]

yay ramones!!!

[jamesrogersfilms]

the cake looks soooooo nice lol

[ALBINOCAMEl221]

Wow. This is almost as funny as Ben Bernanke.

[XxDearvzxX]

Haha yes whenever I'm at a cousins birthday party or something I sit down opposite someone when its time for cake and start reciting all Ryan's lines in this video (I'm such a freak, I know them off) They aren't that surprised, though, I'm considered crazy from before recitals of videos such as Ben Bernanke and Rojhelio Studios 100th Youtube Vid and so on.. The looks I get are astounding.

[nekomusume11]

@XxDearvzxX you just inspired me to do this at my friend's birthday XD you sound like an interesting person to be around!

great video, by the way!

[Gleamingnight]

I LOVE THIS!!! Me and my friend constantly quote in the library: BUTTERCREME!!! XD

[001php]

That was quite disturbing. And thus I enjoyed it.

It's slightly less disturbing to enjoy a disturbing thing than it is to MAKE one, I think. I wonder if others think of that, or just go on thinking they're *adjective* because they like soemthing that is *same-ish adjective*?

Five stars for you!

[LieutenantFish]

I use quotes from this pretty much every time I am near a cake.

[nightwolf1342]

mmmmmm cake

[ninjamooseofthemist]

LIKE THE BUTTER CREAM I PUT IN THIS CAKE

[PiratesFangirl]

oh lord........

[LostHatProductions]

i can't stop thinking about this one

[deeranfilms]

does it make me a perv because i found this funny?

[theCobrAcademyis]

I'm Pat now.

[LivviaNorskGoddess]

my god ryans such a pervert I LOVE HIM

[herbidesea]

Proof that the creepiest accent in the world is the fake-Alabama accent.

[MissWaywardKitty]

i got the creeper feelings i got from the secret window movie

[OoTA95oO]

Did you want him NOT to eat the cake because it's that creepy when Ryan is there? Well... poor Spencer...

[MegaGeek325]

I love that he just becomes Pat and there's no mention of it afterward.

...

Wonder how he could use that skill to his advantage...

[gman7466cool]

ummm what was the meaning of the video besides the fact that they were they going to eat the cake

[einyo]

It's like Charlie Manson & the Family captured Bob Hite from Canned Heat, hahahahahhahaha

[McWeird007]

"It's real nice. Nice like butter cream. hehe. Like the butter cream i put in this cake!" xD

[circethesorceress]

I just realized that this was made on my birthday!!! That is SO my cake. ;)

[zinnycat1597]

I do have to say I was slightly dissappointed that Jake didn't jump out of the cake at the end lol

[JustSayNoToNutbread]

It's like a Tarantino scene. For some reason. Don't ask me how.

[PanGymyly]

today i watched his last movie. i was thinking the same thing! :o

[Ungeniusman]

"All the flavors. I'm gonna show you all of your holes."

Um

Wow

Kind of a jump there.

[AnimeVampire1324]

"like your belly button. bet you ddn't think of that one."

[delanielowe4]

ummm... i think im scared of cake now..

[countfuzzball]

This is the sequel to Ben Bernanke? :-)

[LMPPrincess]

oh ryan you cakey man!!! ^.^ i'd have a cake with you anyday!

[kpuplover222]

mmm... damn I'll eat that  cake with u Ryan

[whyisdiscostevetaken]

Did Ryan Murphy just turn eating a cake into a power/rape situation?

[qiswheretheheartis]

W-Why yes, whyisdiscostevetaken, I believe he did.

[fullmetalgirl1214]

the CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

[black6eMOhawk]

omg that was creepy lol

[Godziller66]

Wow. This is even creepier than the Ben Bernanke video.

[KenteousAwe]

Ryan Murphy taught me how intimidate people

[liger411]

haha i love ryan murpheys creepy weird comedy x]

[Imnotjarry11]

that was awesome

[Lili7evans]

OMGLOLPAT.

I feel so bad for Spencer. Things always seem to happen to him. In this it's like he got kidnapped by a creepy Southern cake pedophile who is actually roughly the same age as him. Gawd, you guys make some intense vids.

[QAFBuffyFan]

It's like "Deliverance"... but with cake.....

[CaptChrisT]

Great job Ryan! Also I couldn't even tell you had a lisp in this video.

[MegaMuffin4568]

lol this is so uncomfortable XD

[letsalldropdead]

this is life-changing.

[PanndaKat]

Damn the Spencer did the swapping of the bodies didn't he? My dearest yes, yes i believe, that he did.

[PreUsedCondoms]

Holyballz, fricken funny.

[De3rdLolly]

impssible to watch this  with a straight face XD

[DanielBT1989]

EAT THE DAMN CAKE ALREADY!! Haha Nice film Ryan, you've done it again! :)

[willscomix]

A tortue scee from the upcoming movie "Resevoir Cakes"

[QAFBuffyFan]

I think this should happen!

[TimeWealder]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

[Kinggezz]

who made the pretty cake

[AnimatorRoyal]

I WANT MY CAKE

[haha60548]

i can already tell this is gonna be one of the top 10 watched videos soon, i cant stop watching iT!

[SgtKaneGunlock]

it just sounds like he's going to Rape him while eating set cake gives me the creeps

[rainbowmuppet]

It's supposed to. That's what Ryan does...creeps you out, not rape you.

[EpicCookies]

Don't Do it!!!!

[MsMLeigh]

I lost it at the end, with the frosting on the nose! lol

[mistyspy]

I was laughing the whole time xD

I probably won't see cake the same ever again.

[hexfan123]

cake will now have a double meaning

[BlooberBurger]

LOL ryan's face at the end!

[Darkpup15]

:D Ramones shirt

[starsky51]

lool. Is Spencer a hobo now?

[grimtendo]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

[HotaruMimiuchi]

I love how scared Spencer looks. He's got a look like "I don't think I want cake anymore". XD

I'll share cake with you, Ryan. XD

haha, I wish. XP

[vicepresidentfru1tly]

Well I'm terrified. Off to bed to cry myself to sleep...

[Moony97145]

this is hilarious.

the accent is just great ontop of the creepiness. :]

[haha60548]

lol spencer.

[TomJs35713]

why does spencer always look so sad and confused?

[MorroccoSurrogate]

The question is, why is Spencer alone subject to all of Mr. Murphy's raping?

No, Jake does not count. That is called consensual.

[VampireLover132]

Hahaha. Creepy! Yeah, I would definitely not want any cake after that.

[AnimeVampire1324]

Haha. You saw this, too, VampireLover132? Mega creepy, huh?

[hanitra]

Pat Ryan is very cute.

[lostandsafe]

Don't encourage him.

[hanitra]

Don't worry, you're cute too, Spencer.

[paisleypower30]

Odd. I love odd.

[doodoo1010]

LOL XD

[YawpingStance]

Ryan, you sort of reminded me of Robert DiNero in Cape Fear...it may have been the accent. I think this is quite possibly one of the creepiest vids by you I've ever watched. O.o

[Pitchelyn]

This is anything BUT a simple discussion about cake. Simple is never making people laugh, but only because they're very uncomfortable with the scene.

[Keyblademaster1307]

ryan looked almost like he was going to burst out laughing at the end

[xFictionPrincess]

I just wanna give Spencer a big hug DX lol

[tiredalarmclock]

The only reason I watched this video was because I searched for "Ryan Murphy's Bodily Holes".

[sallyfishkin]

i'd just be like "alright ryan, cake time" and eat it haha

[CrazyHobbitGirl]

I'm rather disturbed by this..... I don't know if I can eat cake any more...

[Necropirate]

I feel like this is an alternative to Weight watchers. This video will scare you from eating unhealthy foods.

[Necropirate]

As soon as Ryan started talking, I got scared. Then, as a human male ought to, I started laughing hysterically. Because I was scared.

[NoodlesBubblesBeans]

bodily holes...

[Jaketacular420]

hahaha that reminds me of old gregg off the mighty boosh

[Pitchelyn]

Except for without the fins and fish-yness

[LuckOrLoss]

no country for old men in 2 and a half minutes is a good title for this video.

[swimmerchicy1]

That was awesome. And Intense. and sexy in a weird creepy way. love it!!!

[xolaurenb33ox]

LMFAOO

that was epic

[JWolps]

Did you guys actually eat the cake after filming?

[MrFairygodmother]

no, they played frisbee with it.

at least that's what i do after filming cakes :T

[tboz555]

Nice like...BUTTERCREAM! haha.

Like the buttercream I put in this cake!

xD

[terracrush1234]

That...that was sort of sexy...

O_o*

[eiknoh]

you really freak me out sometimes ryan xD

[Fuzballoffur]

this isn't as great as your other videos... :(( but i enjoyed watching it anyways

[stardustsweeper]

I think this would have actaully been more disturbing if you hadn't put that bit about the "holes" ...our minds where already there -- you should have let *us* be the sick ones. :p other than that love it!

[kaykay01010]

lol funny ....does anyone else think this guy is being gay ...and the other guy is terrified like a prison bitch lol idk i just get that feeling

[hippogriffgrrl10]

whoa. that was awesome! really great acting, and really intense. love it! great work-- as ususal. =)

[ThePrettyMindedUgly]

we gonna have a cake

[freeteen7]

FINALLY! GOOD ACTING! i was beginning to lose faith

[DearYourHoliness]

thats so funny.

this is my first time watching this video and im wearing the same ramones shirt. haha :)

[ignisia]

Wow, Ryan, wow. You never fail to utterly terrify me...

By the way, after a quick search, I've noticed that 6 people so far have said that the cake is a lie.

That is 6 people too many.