Smack The Pony - The Perfect Man

[TOOTawayTV]

And his toots should not smell!



[Quex01]

I think she meant me, but she doesn't know that yet...

[aleksionas]

nice joke, but really... talks like this happens quite often. the question is: what will that knight will get in exchange? a hippie?

[happee2000]

"I'm not like most guys" - Most guys

[visemma]

must have a large p**** looool

[carmaj156]

Yes. That's the perfect portrait of what most of women really want in a guy.

[Jez2008UK]

I'm a man and I find this sooooo funny !!

Why are all the men on here taking this so seriously !!!

Lighten up guys !

[aon10003]

1 woman doesnt want a perfect man.

[IsilionNELE]

as a man i have equally unrealistic wishes for my perfect woman.

she has to be smart, and she has to be beautiful

[MadMickeyTV1]

Questkon: Are you a hippie??

[TheUnbiasedGamer]

Lol!!!

[malarbusto]

hey, I can fly

[matrixrory]

and this is why girls always complain about "why is there no guy that likes me or treats me right." hhmm i wonder

[Andicous]

@matrixrory Juuuuust as there are many guys who always complain about the same thing about women and blame women for that

[Andicous]

@matrixrory aka "the nice guy"

[cameltoe4565]

and he should have a chocolate dick that shoots $100 bills, amirite?

[PirateOfLoserville]

She really narrow it down. i wish her a good luck to find the prince.

[BaileysBeads]

I honestly can't think of any guy who so blatantly can sum up his ideal unrealistic woman while for women I don't even have to try.

[silverscreenname]

Anyone have a link to the skit where she drops a guy because he does line dancing?

[originaldeftom]

A true reflection of London women today (pre Financial Collapse)

[aon10003]

Thats ME

[diorio83]

Well that is me,but England is too far away,i can't fly that long,i am not superman.

[NedsMissingTeeth]

I forgot how much I liked this programme. If only the shite on the BBC wasn't so shite.

[TheGreenerItGets]

Flying is the deal-breaker.

[sp1kle]

livin in a dream world there lady ROFLMAO

[Skatee6661234]

that is all i want..:)))

[housekeeper21]

sounds like me!! :D

[TheOlika0]

Should he really have a large pennis? 

[omaramer93]

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[Thoughtland]

I could go up to having a sense of humour then after that I really don't think I could keep up with her requirements, especially the flying bit.

[potlach]

this is fucking hilarious!!! what a spot-on parody, it seriously cracks me up :DDD

[borbesz]

LOL... so sad ...such man doesn't exist, but keep looking... xD

[themonkeys08]

looooooooool

[dslaughterify]

Is it too much to ask? ;-D

[tinkermi]

Sounds like something i'd say!!! :)

[gamerke21]

love it ..

[pennydesouza]

She sounds a bit like Garth Marenghi.

[sweavo]

.. but can be really serious when I say

hahaha!

[liliokilani]

wow... can we all finally agree that drugs are a bad idea??? Can we.. please?

[Riinaliina]

Yees, I would like to have a man like this :D

[gwendolineLilli]

just GREAT!!

[danielolaf87]

Shazzer from Bridget Jones!!!  =D

[CherryTripping]

lol

exept for the flying and the money, i know a man like that o.O

[mattblack77nz]

Is it me?

It is huh.

[CherryTripping]

that was possibly the cringiest comment i ever had. thanks.

[petuniadoink]

LOL "and hes got to be able to fly"