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  • Q. What is the difference between a battery and an Scouser?

    A. A battery has a positive side.

  • lol i love the beatles white albums pictures on the wall

  • "Lord snooty of Oxfordshire in London"

    "and i bet you stand up in the bath to fart"

    ROFL

  • Killing Floor

  • It's got to be a sherry bottle

  • ram raiding with a range rover and steals a datson :'D

  • And he got away with a Datson

  • they do do that don't they do

  • Ooooo a sherry bottle!

  • I spent four years studying in Liverpool, and I still don't fully understand what these guys are saying. Now I am in the US (Indiana) and since day 1, I can understand pretty much everything people say :) American accent is far easier to understand, but British accent is much more beautiful :)

  • @mohgdeisat not all of sound like this you know. im a scouser born and bred and i have a slight accent :D

  • ' i bet you stand up in the bath to fart now aswell dont ya' lol

  • i dont know why people hate the scouse accent...theres nothing fucking worse than a deep manc accent, its the absolute worst they sound american and sound like twats

  • @OriginaIIy i thought i was the only one who didnt like the deep manc accent haha

  • eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew :)

  • "Moby's a better scouser than you!"

  • harry enfield looks the spit of yosser hughes lol

  • @xxTitanicRocksxx if your going up 2 liverpool in a day make sure you dont talk in dat sissy south londen talk or where the wrong footy shirt lassy , its there religion ya know,a soccer ball and bleach , i mean super strong larger larger larger larger is all they afford on there there wellfair checks , it would be like going into a church in texas dressed as a taliban shouting fuck jesus. why do you think its called liver pool? coz most of them shit there livers out in a pool of blood by age 26

  • @hillbillbobbuttmunch

    How ugly is your soul to be vomitting those words.

    its a reflection of you, not this particular city. I have been to many cities in the UK and stayed in Liverpool for a number of months whilst doing research, and it bears no resemblance to the picture you so gleely portray

  • @maggiedon1 calm down calm down obviasly most scousers aint like that its like when people say all americans are dumb fat raceist stupid inbread mongos, its just a amplified stero type of what the small amount of scousers are ......

  • @maggiedon1 so its ok for harry and paul to do a scetch where northeners are like dogs and are parayded on crufts with a obstikall course to get to the wellfair center fight at every opatuneaty and sell drugs but i am not allowed a point of view and to make a joke coz you can only laugh at people who are on t.v? but 4 me 2 have a view on the mine orr rah tee of people who are from there is not allowed? thats called forceing your views and sighlenceing people like nazis its called free speach...

  • This is awful, I don't understand the English accent at all.

  • @SeminarioMAE That's because you're an ignorant American who doesn't appear to realise that the British accent is relatively equally as diverse as the American accent.

    You know American ignorance and lack of understanding about other countries and cultures is one of the main reason the world has no respect for your country.

    If I was as retarded as most Americans, I'd believe that your accent was the exception and that all other Americans were rednecks, like the world media portrays you.

  • @SeminarioMAE It's the subjunctive case, not the subjunctive tense you moron, if you're gonna try and get clever at least make sure you know that you're on about.

  • @spackhollogay It's a mood, fag. Nice try.

  • I didn't understand like 80% of what they are saying, but it's funny as fuck. Damn.

  • my mum's a scouser but i'm a southern softy, and i love liverpool. I feel safest there, and the people are all so lovely in every part. love it :)

  • @banrionaiasc w.t.f? are you on crack smack pcp deathcapshrooms extra strong cider / lager humpin paint thinner oxecotten crystall meth? or do you own a tank and have armed bodygaurds with you to wipe ya butt 24 hours a day? try walking into a pub after the footy has bin on wearing a man u shirt when the scousers av lost. then youl sea how smashing the inbread fatherfukers are, either that or try taking there wellfare check when there getting there sons tv bak from cash/crackconverters

  • @hillbillbobbuttmunch thanks for your intelligent and open-minded comment, i'll bear it in mind and get back to you if i find any part of it relevant.

  • @banrionaiasc you r saying how safe dope super ill chillin liverpool is and i was mearly stateing that only the poncy rich %1 of the shity i mean crap ho city is like that. the rest is made out of old beer cans, car doors and cardboard boxes .. thats the middle class dont even go to the poor part its like mad max and japan after it got nuked ...inbread freaks with web ed feet, skunktails 3arms with all the bitch rapeing going on 10mile ques outside the lickarr and then wellfair billdins...

  • fuck all the mancs in there little dole houses

  • For those that don't know, this was a fly on the wall documentary about liverpudlians.

  • @skeletorphd ha ha, so this is about me? u obviously dont know many scousers cuz not all of us sound like this. if u were tryin to be funny lad ur not funny and dont dare tell me to come down, not all of us say tht either

  • @scousechick87 'ey, 'ey, calm down, calm down!!!

    Dey do dey doe, Don't dey doe!!!

    I can't front on the home of Ian Rush, Jan Molby, Johnny Barnes. And say what you like, but Bruce Grobbelaar was one of the best keepers from back in the day when keepers would break their necks before they let the ball go past them.

  • as a scouser i love it, but what most dont realise most scousers dont sound like dis lol

  • @scousechick87 I'm a scouser too but there is actually people who sound like this. Theres a lad in my street who does xD but central liverpool sounds kinda like this.

  • calm down, calm down

    

  • dey do doh dont dey doh!!

  • haha london all the way niggerrz

  • scoucers take everything seriously, no seriously they take everything

  • any of you raycist fuks from down sissy london should shut ya ho everyone knows that scousers are always selling the best gear/drugs coz they cum straight from the docks b4 we cut them with any and everything under the kitchen sink.wheal cut the drugs sell them 2 to u southern pussys then rob u and stamp on you and the drugs...so if you do live near a scouser dont have them newted they need 2 breed 2 have a litter of kids to earn there a.s.b.o have a heart pet a scouser dont have them put down

  • @hillbillbobbuttmunch Haha, oh my fucking god, you must be the most stupid git ever. You're bragging about how liverpool sells drugs? The only thing that means is that it's a shit hole with a police force that can't do shit, just like there fucking football team.

  • @xDaZJMx u'v got legendry status for that comment :)

  • Liverpool is the best city an we're the best dressed "FACT" end of! Jealousy gets u nowhere!!

  • Liverpool would be a nice place to live if it wasn't for the people..

  • @EnGlave Scousers are the friendliest people in the world la. I got offered a lift back to our's today when it was pissing down by the postie, wouldn't happen anywhere else.

    Liverpool is the greatest city on the planet, always leading the way for footy, music and clobber. So much better than the likes of London, Manchester, Birmingham etc.

    All the English bastards are jealous of us and always have been, just the way the English are towards us. In a bit!

  • @KopiteP250505 sooo praaaad because your from liverpoul!

  • @bus140808 If you're trying to spell proud as if it's in a Scouse accent by writing 'praaaad', then you've failed miserably. Read it back to yourself lad and if you've ever heard a Scouse accent, you'll know that is NOT how we pronounce it, not even close!

    Everyone who is from Liverpool is proud and we never hide where we are from, wherever we are. That's what pride is. Anyone who knows about our sport and music scenes as well as some of the buildings we have... how can we not be proud?

  • @KopiteP250505 get a sense of humour ffs. Typical jumped up scouser

  • @bus140808 It's not about what's in the Harry Enfield clip. I'm not arsed about that. It's when little, English faggots come on here making comments about Scousers that are: a) untrue and b) they'd be too shit-scared to come up to Liverpool and say it to our faces.

  • @KopiteP250505 Alright, Alright, Calm Down, Calm Down

  • i bet you stand up in the bath to fart lol

  • is it just me or is the scouse accent better than a Mancunian accent

  • @BackInAGiffy its you

  • @bus140808 how original.

  • Learn to laugh at your self ,everybody else does

  • love it

  • This is fucking gold mate. So funny, our Gary, Our Barry and Our Larry. I suppose youve got a fookin degree now have ya mate?? Oooo, someone's been to Uneevaarsity and got a fookin degree, Terrence

  • This is fucking gold mate. So funny, our Gary, Our Barry and Our Larry.

  • The comments are nearly as funny as the clip. You scousers make I laugh.

  • astrit ajdarevic

  • roy west

  • Impossibly Funny. Oh Geeze, the track suits!!!

  • Oooo a sherry bottle!

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  • @poppysmith11.. how misguided are you. if you think that every scouser walks around robbing, smoking and doing drugs then you watch and believe everything you see on tv. where one of the safest cities in the country so really your whole little arguement doesnt make sense. grow up

  • @poppysmith11 snob

  • Everywhere has its dangerous spots, TBH HATERS and DEFENDERS.....GROW THE F**K UP! Its only Sattire..

  • Liverpool is actually a decent nice city way safer than many other places in the UK

  • @THEGATHERING20 HAHHAHAHAHAHA

  • 44 people need to CALM DOWN!!

  • LOL, this is hilarious

  • I wish I had a Scouse mate. I would get him/her to talk all to time. Accent is actually amazing.

  • or Coventry City for that matter, scousers rock!

  • or Coventry city for that matters, scousers rock!

  • Cheers on the Sol Beer at 0:10

  • I think someone showed Marouaine Fellaini this clip when he joined Everton, he seems to enjoy wearing one of them wigs when he's playing. Either that or one of Bill Kenwright's mates has still got a load of them to get rid of! I do genuinely hope scousers find this funny in the same way us Mancs find that Kevin & Perry Manchester sketch funny. John Bishop's the best thing Liverpool's ever produced by the way.

  • @Mikeb1001 Scouser's do find it funny mate, what we dont find funny is little kids thinking there hard and knowing it all saying Liverpool is a shithole or what have you, but it's not ... you get some places that is but you get that in every city.

  • Brilliant

  • you have to be english to understand scouse, not american, not european, not chinese, not pakistani, fuckin english laaaaaaaaa, so stfu.

  • "Would you care for a fight, Terence?"

    "Why, Garence, I very much would"

  • I'm a scouser and it's fuckin' funny. end of.

  • WTFFFFFFFFFFF i don't understandddddddddd is it English?

  • you know, if he was to walk in right now, i'd give a big hug and tell him how much I love him

    WHERE THE BLOODY HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, YOU BASTARD!!!!!

  • there's parts missing from this clip?

  • i bet you stand up in the bath to fart now ROFL

  • Im from London originally (lived in the east midlands for 20 of my 21 years) but I like Scousers. i love northerners, so much friendlier than they are in the east and down south... i hope to move up there one day :)

  • @Russell2502 ye southerners are cunts in general, no offense mate

  • hahaha harrys accents shit...but he tries lol x

  • 43 people won't calm down

  • @digitalpunk006 hahahah fucking brilliant mate fucking brilliant

  • Im from the East Midlands. Sometimes I wish I were a scouser. They have the best accents.

  • @plaidzinc why thank you haha

  • Been living in Liverpool the last 6 years. The Scousers are absolutely hilarious!! And the first people to take the piss out of the accent are Scousers themselves.

  • Britain will never be the same without Scousers like Me; so don't start slagging us off you knobheads, Liverpool is safer than living in areas like Nottingham and London!

  • @Scoused5000 True. I live in Nottingham, all it needs is a population transplant and it's sorted.

  • @Scoused5000 is it Balls!

  • @Scoused5000 Shut up you cunt

  • @Scoused5000 Alright! Calm down!

  • @Scoused5000 Calm down, calm down! :P

  • Im a scouser, and in fairness, we do-do-dat-dont-we-do?

    Liverpool is amazing!

  • you what? You what?

  • they look like the 118 men

  • I loooove Liverpool so much

  • Scouser here. what's with the wigs and staches? Bloody Nora! The accent comes from back of the throat. Not the way they are talking at all.

    Nice try though!!!

  • @Towaco334 this is at least ten years old, so for the time this was probably the stereotype.

  • @thetubewithin

    Nah, its got to be 15, this was famous when I was at secondary school. Im guessing between 93-97.

  • how now brown cow

  • Is the guy on the right the one who played Kevin (Dixies son) in Boys from the Blackstuff?

  • @LordGuinness yes gary bleasdale 

  • whats a scouser?

  • @tejasvi132  its someone who is from liverpool like me

  • LMFAO We need Brit Comedy like this

  • ey ey calm down calm down

  • Scousers smell like old nappys.

  • @DaisyIcke nah we dnt lad

  • @DaisyIcke are you an old nappy?! :P

  • An scouse aint an accent. Its a language. Am proud to be scouse an people who cant understand the way we talk, then piss off the lot of yer coz we probably cant stand the way you people talk. For fucks saaake.

  • @DaisyIcke im scouse an manchester people are called manks ere ye? An were not jelous of scatty maaaanks:-)

  • Well I am lucky to be from Manchester, a nice place, beautiful people, fantastic looking birds. Best place in world is Manchester. Scousers are just jealous, they want what we have. Newsflash- you wont thieve our paradise scousers.

  • @DaisyIcke Haha manchester is a paradise.... People have you ever watched shameless... that is exactly what manchester is like... Nothing to steal from that shit hole hahaha It truly is the arse hole of england. Dont be dissing Liverpool its not like this no more, billions have been poured into that city. Best thing about it is it isnt over crowded with immigrants like manc land

  • @DaisyIcke....yer avin a laff arnt ye lad??? u manc twats are scum of the earth!!!

  • @lfcJFT96 Us Mancunians are brilliant. You are just jealous because you weren't born in the best city in England.

  • @DaisyIcke ....is that a sick joke?

  • @DaisyIcke Hardly the best city lol. Maybe it is to you...there's plenty of better places to live...in my opinion.

  • @DaisyIcke The Mancs are shit you may of had Oasis but Liverpool had the Beatles end of

  • @schitzophrenicJesus and Oasis arnt even that good!!! tbh x

  • @schitzophrenicJesus hahahaha ur funny u lad those mancs are fukin ramy bastards i remember 1 time i was on me own and dese mancs were walkin up the caravan site startit givin cheek and i fukin baterd dem shitbags

  • @thenerflad hahaha your full of shit you tramp mancs dont go caravaning we can afford to go abroad not like you bunch of tramps and if they where there a skinny little smackhead tramp like you would have turned the other way fucking gypsie

  • @antiscreen lol get a grip you retard just because you think wales is abroad and you stay in a tent and then have the cheek to call someone a tramp lolol mate i bet your one of them mancs who where there Jeans tucked in there white socks with your reebok classic's not to mention the Rockport jumper that aint been washed since it got passed down to you

  • @scouserdoyle daft twat i dont go wales its full of scousers i go abroad where you cannot afford to go you fucking tramps smackhead

  • @antiscreen ROFL retarded little kid If you dont go to Wales how would you know it's full of and i quote "fucking tramps smackhead" lets face it your a scruffy manc who thinks Wales is abroad..

  • @scouserdoyle Calm down calm down!

  • @schitzophrenicJesus the beetles are shite so are oasis ,but your city is poor compaired to manchester ,,we have a better airport ,stadium, shopping centers a better way of living ,liverpool has just been voted the worse place in europe for alcoholics and its full of smackhead tramps thats a fact O MANCHESTER IS WONDERFUL O MANCHESTER IS WONDERFUL

  • I'm a scouser, this doesn't offend me at all. Its quite funny.

  • @stex1994 Jaysus calm down mate!

  • I'm sorry - I have tried but I really can't listen to their accents. It makes me cringe - I have to turn the TV off when that comedian John Bishop comes on the TV and NEVER could watch Brookside. No offence and nothing against the people though. It's just the Scouse accent. To me it's like nails on a chalkboard.

  • FUCKING SCOUSE SCUM!!!!

  • @Feisty1967 nob.

  • dey do doh dont dey doh

  • Scousers of the Internet, mate.

  • thumbs up if you also find it sad that some people watch this video only to bad mouth scousers in the comments. I dont live in Liverpool, but i find it sad how people troll in the comments.

  • @Ex0fiend Well, actually, I'm from Boston, Lincolnshire and 4 years ago, I had a Scouse boyfriend and he conformed to all of the above stereotypes except the perm, tracksuit and moustache. The last time I spoke to him, he threatened to smash my Dad's car up and he can't open his mouth without saying the F word. A very violent and nasty piece of work, they all seem to be like that and they all seem to revert to type.

  • @Feisty1967 i actually know alot of very nice people that are from liverpool, There are nasty people in every part of the country and it may only be a small minority of the people from liverpool letting them down. I just find it sad how people watch the video only to say things like "fucking scouse scum" or things along those lines in the comments.

  • @Ex0fiend She commented on nearly every video bad mouthing us Scousers, just because one treater her badly. It's sad really that a grown woman spends her time talking shit about people on youtube videos

  • @Feisty1967 lawlz

  • @Feisty1967 sorry to hear that but you cant judge all scousers on being like that one person you went out with. My grandad is a scouser and he wouldnt harm anyone and hes very friendly and my best friend is also a scouser and hes lovely. I think you should let the past behind you and try and be a bit more open minded about people.

  • @Ex0fiend It's meant to be a comedy video, not an excuse to troll

    and be rude! Liverpool is a friendly, welcoming city with a long, fascinating history, a warm heart and a great sense of humour.  Long live Liverpool!

  • @Ex0fiend i traveled a bit and the scousers are fucking gold they all want to fleece you or give you a kicking but fuck me they make me laugh and there good value on the piss

  • @Ex0fiend nic one mate one of the nice people who dont think were all pricks yea we have some bad reputatio but we also have even more good reputation

  • @Ex0fiend Calm Down Calm Down!

  • scousers are like those seaguls in finding nemo!

  • LOL. This is hilarious. I wasnt aware of these inferior English ppl, Scousers. . When i visit Britain i'll make sure to go to Liverpool just to see these specimens and take pictures of them. lol

  • they dont wear cheap track suits and they dont fight about any thing liverpool rule!!!! long live the kop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I don't understand a single word these people are saying!!!!!

  • @sithzerikai Now you know what it's lyk when you meet one in real life...

  • where the bloody hell have you been you bastard

  • @LoneDerangerer mancuntians

  • this makes no fucking sence to me

  • northern monkeys :)))))

  • @anderson0887 : southern fairies...

  • This may be a sketch, but it's very accurate. I was unfortunately born there, but had the sense to get out at the earliest opportunity, as I'm nothing like them,(he said with a sigh of refief). Scousers are very aggressive and flip for the slightest thing, it's no myth. They also consider themselves to be eternally the "victim".Funny, that they never give apologies to THEIR victims, just ask for them from everyone else.

  • typical bloody scouse gits

  • did anyone else notice the pictures of the beatles on the wall? =P

  • yes thanks =)

  • Find answers to the following questions: -Which city are the "scousers" from? - Where has Barry been? - What is the argument between the Scoursers about? - What are Gary and Terry accusing Barry of? - Which stereotypes does the sketch demonstrate? Can someone help me 2 answer the questions?! :D

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  • Thank you^^ ^^was a english homework

  • @pkpks1 your english homework is to watch harry enfield ? is your teacher Jesus ?

  • @nutsack325 basically anywhere thats not ' up north ' is soft according to the scousers

  • @NickallowBros That's true, I'm from Belfast, would they think that's soft?

  • @nutsack325 ye