How Not To Attend a Passover Seder

[Hayastantzi92]

What the shmuck XD

[maurithechef]

Why does any 'Jewish subject matter', no matter how light-hearted, descend into discussions about Israel, Holocaust, Jews doing ill..., etc.?

People say Anti-Semitism doesn't exist anymore? hmm...

Get a life...I love mine! So sorry you don't :(

B"H

[Awaketonightanna]

Guys! This isn't a chat-table. PM!

[KingOystar]

LOL. sheesh that guest was a major Shmuck!

[travelplus1]

Show up with bread, bring non kosher wine, cookies or cake from the Greek baker down the road.

[bilalha123]

fuck israel.

[Herb615]

@bilalha123

get a life you anti-semitec neo-nazi!

[bilalha123]

@Herb615

Are you mad that your nose is bigger than your penis or something?

Jewfag.

[Herb615]

@bilalha123

i'm a Christian. I stand by what I say! Get a life!

[bilalha123]

@Herb615

K, so you're defending the jews who killed jesus, and who will continue to fight him after the ressurection, good job.

Are you confused or something, son?

[Herb615]

@bilalha123

Didn't Jesus tell God and us to forgive. He died for our sins. The Crusafiction of Jesus happened years ago and it will be forgiven. As Jesus wants it to be.

[bilalha123]

@Herb615

How can you forgive something that hasn't happened yet? You can't forgive the fact that the jews will naturally be the major followers of the anti-christ. They are natrually born enemies of Christians/Muslims.

Look at what they're doing in Gaza atm, killing innocent Palestinians in order to steal their land, I suppose you want me to forgive them for that too, even though there is no end in sight.

The destruction of Israel = world peace. :)

[Herb615]

@bilalha123

I can forgive anything because Jesus wants me to forgive. I'm Christian and I love both Jews and Muslims. And stop blaming the Israeli and Jewsm for something the Israeli Government is doing. If you think that everything in the Middle East will get better if Israel would've wiped off the map then you're living in a fanasy world. Many Arabs were in battle ever since the founding of Islam and they will continue to be in battle even if Israel whipes off the face of the earth tommorow.

[bilalha123]

@Herb615

You have a very confused mind, you have no clue what you're talking about. Maybe when you grow up you'll realise.

[Herb615]

@bilalha123

Realise what? Realise that I should never never forgive people?

[bilalha123]

@Herb615

If I went into your house, killed your parents, then tried to evict you from the premises, would you roll over and forgive me?

If so, you're fucked when you enter the big bad world kid.

[Herb615]

@bilalha123

I would forgive you because Jesus is in my heart. That what would Jesus would do. Forgivingdoesn't mean you're weak. It means you're stronger.

[bilalha123]

@Herb615 You're probably taking the piss now. Standing up for people who cannot stand up for themselves makes you stronger, not doing anything about it, and letting the terrorism continue makes you weak.

[Herb615]

@bilalha123

the Palestinian people can stand up for themselves. They just do it in a wrong way. Like the 2007 election in Gaza. Forgiveness is the main thing the Palestinians need. If a Palestine forgives Israel then theyll be peace.

[bilalha123]

@Herb615 I'm not meaning to offend you, but that's the dumbest comment i've read in a while. The Israeli's are occupying their land, they have to fight for their land back. You're proposing that the palestinians forgive the Israeli's for murdering their people, and let them continue to do so, while stealing more of their land. Re-read your idea and if it still makes sense to you, you must be mentally unstable.

Don't worry, you won't be as dumb once you're older, kid.

[Herb615]

@bilalha123

I am aganist Israel's occupation. Palestinians can fight in a different way. Like Protesting. Not shooting rocket. You saying that i'm mentally unstable for believing in Forgiveness is very offensive.

[bilalha123]

@Herb615 Protesting makes no difference whatsoever, especially when Israeli soldiers have killed innocent protestors numerous times. I'm not saying it's right for Palestine to react the way they are, but it's the only viable option. I'm saying htat your idea of forgiveness is an extreme form, and truly believing that that's the acutal concept of forgiveness makes you seem like you're mentally unstable.

[bilalha123]

@Herb615 By your logic, I could punch you in the face, and you wouldn't retaliate, you'd just forgive me? Even if I continued to do so until you died? I know that this is an extreme example, but maybe it'll help you see my point of view.

[Herb615]

@bilalha123

if you did that i'll forgive you but if you keep doing it then I'll retaliate but in a positive way. Like hold your fist, throw you down and ask why are you hitting me.

[bilalha123]

@Herb615

So you expect people who kill innocent men, women, and children without a second thought to respond to someone asking "Why are you killing and stealing my land?"

Obviously not.

You're obviously a good person, but the majority of the people involved in the situation aren't.

You have to adapt to the circumstances shown, the same theory of forgiveness may work for small situations, but in times of war and apartheid, it won't work.

[Herb615]

@bilalha123

forgiveness will work anywhere. Forgiveness worked during South Africa's Apartheid. And how is Israel aparthied?

[bilalha123]

@Herb615 Looks like debating with you will get me nowhere, you have a false sense of reality, much like a small child. Do some research if you have questions, I can't be bothered anymore..

[GanEdenAustralia]

Pesach is far better than easter or christmas!

[StarleePie47]

How not to attend? Simple. Just don't show up.

[DThor53]

How they are making fun of the Passover celebrated by Hebrews is very unwise.God will bless those who bless Israel and curse those who curse Israel.

[lukini101]

@DThor53 or not....

[GanEdenAustralia]

@DThor53 Indeed. They goy have no life.

[Lunadeagua]

@DThor53

I don't think they're making fun of the Passover, but of those who may do something silly attending it. This is jewish humour.

[Cantormatis]

This is actually really funny, and at the same time quite true.

[LittleGigiK]

I bet a Jewish person wrote this!

XD

[jackierox253]

LMAO

vata shmuck hahah xDD

[ampy999]

rice

[oORockMyHoleOo]

non kosher??!!! yuck!!!

[conrad2468]

holla for allah

[TheEvilMeow]

nice. :)

[ozfizann]

This is so funny! I was rotfl watching it! also: avoid inviting mel gibson to your seder.

[actrol]

Howcast owns.

[TunaMovies]

I'm already going to one tonight.

[iMoviesMaker]

ha... i'm going to one tonight.. but i am the jew

[underneath0skin]

lol, same

[iMoviesMaker]

nice nice.

[castratehim]

You also spelt "know" incorrectly.

[dragonmustard2]

These videos are getting stupid now. Im unsubscribing

[WrestlingGossip]

these are getting stupid

[BlitzWing00]

Looks like he still ended up with the girl at the end. =)

[cruelht]

HAHA I love the stop-action animation!!!

[drmofcali4niktun]

stop-motion.

[cruelht]

Same difference...

[gunbunny19fa]

i am sooooo glad i watched this. now i know how not to act around jewish people. thank you howcast!

[mtmt888]

ass

[gunbunny19fa]

yes. i. am.

[gunbunny19fa]

yes. i. am.

[drmofcali4niktun]

or maybe... you just have no sense of humor.

[gunbunny19fa]

what? you mean this was suppose to be a funny video? not a serious one? damn... well, that puts my whole life in perspective now.

[Cantormatis]

It's humorous, to be sure, but it is actually serious in a way. That is, these really are points on acting appropriately at a seder.

[DefeatingGravity]

I went to a seder meal a couple days ago and one of the hosts (hes 14) drank some wine before we were supposed to so I thought it was okay too and we both got some dirty looks lol

[ExXKRiMiNaL]

LOL!

[travelplus1]

lol

[vrajesh]

I personally like Jews because of their skills and knowledge.

[RandomProduct]

so... because someone has a religion they automatically have skills and knowledge?

[drmofcali4niktun]

why, yes... yes they do.

[RandomProduct]

*slowly walks away*

[Nickidewbear]

Well, YHVH-Eloheynu blessed Yisra'el with skills and knowledge, but not all have wisdom (Romans 1-3, 9-12).

[RandomProduct]

Ok, that statement I have NO CLUE whatsoever you are talking about...

*Keeps walking away*

*Turns and runs*

[Wubbie77]

fuck jews~

[jleider21]

Let me guess, you are a miserable son of a bitch who blames the Jews for all your problems

[Cyanidesin]

I think it was meant to be satirical, but it is rather stupid. Its actually a great honor if a friend invites you to a seder, particularly Passover.

[SALMONavenger]

LMFAO!! @ the shirt in the beginning.. 

Holla for allah

[RVCz]

wow.. instresting

[grandexandi]

the hell was that?

[yoyoyozo]

i love jews

[TeamBackyardigan]

so do I they get to wear the cool hats.

I mean its loike, do atheists have cool hats? Nooooooooo....

[tfactorx]

that's probably why they're so uptight! they're jealous cuz they want cool hats!

i wonder though... how do atheists get married? they can't use a church...

[slammer2999]

Husband: We want to get married

Old lady: Ok. [stamp] congratulations :P

[themartinmanisdead]

"how do atheists get married? they can't use a church..."

Errr...They can use a church and you can get married pretty much anywhere, aslong as you have someone with whatever licence you need to marry people.

[themartinmanisdead]

"how do atheists get married? they can't use a church..."

Errr...They can use a church and you can get married pretty much anywhere, aslong as you have someone with whatever licence you need to marry people.

[Inky95]

they get lawfully married. it doesn't have to be in a church. some people get married in court

[drmofcali4niktun]

uh... there's a legal marriage idiot, as in a binding legal contract given out by courts, not your fake, "oh, god... i take this person as my bride/groom", crap.

[avastyelandlubber]

Hahah, this is great!

[iliketurtals]

lol

[tristameagle]

lol..funny

[ilnaras]

Such a goy!!

[PrettyGreenGoat]

Haha! This is so true!