Mass Effect 2 "Secret" Romance

[XxBoomxHeadshotxX]

GlaDOs, is that you?

[tambo22003]

I DON LIKE THE ENDING OF MASS EFFECT 3, IT TOO SAD

[DreadWizardDM]

@tambo22003 ME3 ending was just horrible!

[DoctorPie7056]

@tambo22003 no it was stupid

[CameronSento]

@tambo22003

Theres 2 that arnt sad, you just need to pay multiplayer and raise your readiness to get them. Or get a trainer.

[MrSottho]

@tambo22003 The real problem with the ending is that none of your decisions make a difference.

[AerospaceTech88]

Wonder how long it takes him to warm her up...?

[jackfwoodward]

and yet they still suck at shakespeare x]

[kidhypez]

God, Femshep are Fugly



[RyanEdge]

I have the weirdest boner right now...

[glich75]

This should have been the mass effect 2 trailer.

[westkid]

eeewwww LOL

[Arckra]

what in the hell...

[jswlouie]

... dafuq did i just see?

[Anameleth13]

Is this real? Can you really do this? How? He's not a crew member or anything...

[MrNotgoth]

@Anameleth13 Mods duh

[Thiscrapsannoying]

I love elcor. But not like this.

[D0m0Pr0]

altho fake stll amussing love it you sir get a thumb

[XxDasantekixX]

You never really knew dirty talking until you ear it in the voice of the elcor.

[wallengene]

HAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHA OH MY GOD!!!!

[bloodofthelamb13]

thumbs up :)

[junkamahn]

I found this incredibly difficult to masturbate too

[Tarimoth]

I feel ill now.

[MitchelPwned]

KONY 2012

[Defenstrator]

I started laughing, and now I can't stop.

[Maidenmarmalade]

Amazed shock:This....I....How...It's a masterpiece.

[MrT0777]

Elcor...*check

[WrathGrenade711]

loud uncontained burst of ecstasy: yes...yes..ohh god yes....

[Ascendancy25]

@WrathGrenade711 thank you, i dont have ears.

[youwillneverknowize]

Elcor romance.... ohhh yeah.

[MadAxe589]

WTH did i just watch. that was just wow. 1:00 minute now that was some stange and funny ass shit lol

[DarkSpartan92]

LOLOL

[XeutonMojukai]

This is amazing.

[ChiefVans]

O.O umm i..i don't know how to react to this umm just wow

[Sairium]

Tentatively excited...

[ITuNesPk]

God that was amazing lmao i can't stop laughing

[MrMilamber]

?? dafuq i just read ??

[carrotttop13]

Major lolzerz when i saw the elkore lol

[FrigidAxe]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

[ShadowAussie101]

their more like a talking elaphant then a Intelligent species. why can't they just be some anime or husk lol

[TheUrbanVendetta]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nearlynotguy]

Elcor, Human, Shepard, da Fuck?

[mikenike245]

ROFL

[RogueScorpin]

What the fuck

[TheXLyn]

oh dear god o_0

[TAJIG]

What... the... fuck.... I just...

[L0neW0lfR1s1ing]

hahahahahahahaha

[Idilyon]

Loud uncontained outburst of ecstasy: Yes Yes Oh God Yeees.

Lol I was laughing out loud for 2 minutes,seriously xD

[machopi]

@Idilyon So THAT is what Steven Hawking is during sex.

[downwitursyztem]

how the hell????

[willbaker121]

i'm in that weird part of YouTube again......

[papozarry]

@willbaker121

i Agree

[VoiceGS]

Haha! That was soo funny.

[MafiaSk8r97399]

I.... what?

[DoctorChibi740]

Oh god... what if... Zoidburg and Leela O___O

[darkknight643]

*in shock* what the hell bob i thought u were going to let mehave her *depressedmood* i just go

[Fourmalletz]

I bet Elcor porn is terrible.

[MargaretMcKissic]

@Fourmalletz Ever seen hanar-asari porn?

[Dragometh]

Nice cig.

[tachi017]

NOW i know what race the singer for Cake is "Reluctantly crouched at the starting line, engines pumping and thumping in time."!!!!!

[almedinbubic]

Da fuck did I just watch?

[Spriggs119]

Loud uncontained outburst of ecstasy.

[LugerCreations]

lmao

[DioDinero]

Isn't that Harrot? LMAO.

[L337COD4]

When my mom came in, I switched to porn because it was easier to explain.

[Svarlos1]

@L337COD4 Haha, best comment ever.

[tre2326]

@L337COD4  LOL!!!

[defyingravity23]

this is so hilariously creepy

[ryangoods18]

"loud uncontained outburst of estacy yes yes oh god yes"

[TeamNorad]

If that were the entire cutscene, this video would be three hours long.

[ObeymyKrull]

Im creeped out and cant contain my laughter at the same time

[shadowmann2330]

OMG that made my day good show!

[luis94289428]

The sound "pi" before the video starts? Where have we heard that before?

[invisomanisthebest]

Thaaaats not weird...

[mckeeclyde]

'I dont want you to be gentle' OMG,this is the funniest thing in mass effect lol.Makes me wanna play the game again and try every romantic option,i bet Jack would be a scratching screamer.

[SkyLineZ26]

YUCK!

[darkwing405]

yes yes ooohh god yes. XD

[Anabana21yeh]

omg this is horrible lol!

[southsiderolla]

lmao good

[QueenLioness84]

I can feel his excitement. Yeeeeehaaaaw! lmao

[Yabadabba1231]

WTF

[UtharkSanctorum]

dafuq did i just see?

[challengingshout]

That Elcor faked it...

[TheUltimateMEH]

I can imagine the guys recording this for Mass effect 2 laughing there heads off :D

[krylassa]

Yes yes oh god yes

[MrRaintall]

Now I will have to play the game as a FemShep to confirm that this is not fake. Thanks!

[TazminTv]

Its the Elcor from Omega Harrot...:P Notable for the cigar :D

[MrSilver222]

hilarious xD

[JackRendar]

Ah this was too good. Great vid :D

[SHnumber7]

AMAZING!

[InsecureLemon]

LOL THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?! XD

[TheTrueDiablix]

freakin hilarious xD

[TheAwesomeIncarnate]

Awesome!!

[Blackout5871]

... the FUCK???

[somzer]

@Blackout5871 THE FUCK?!?! man, what the stone brick shittin' lil' red butthole?xD

[anonymousawaitsu]

the ending is perfect. hahaha

[FlashedEternity]

Steven Hawkings 30 seconds of dialogue in Mass Effect 2

[sk8r385]

@dejavu268 i saw it too

[ZajoSTi]

Made my day :D :D :D

[facebunch]

lmao! perfect, just perfect...

[dejavu268]

Lol, am I the only one that sees the cigar in his mouth?

[KaienCross08]

And it was ... amazing? XDD

[ThePixelChaos]

ok now ive seen it all. hahahah.

[Predi180695]

What the...fuck? :O

[Popkov123]

now do it with the hanar pllleeeaassee

[ViPeRDamAge]

YES. YES. OH GOD. YES

[charlottebrady96]

Sounded like Microsoft Sam LMFAO

[pacior9isback]

xD

[OculusDraconis]

ROFLLLLLL

[XMark3]

Space walruses get all the chicks

[Gear001Mrk2]

@XMark3 They never leave anything for us poor Drell....

[LeanderMorf]

@XMark3 WALRUS :D :D :D :D I am ashamed that I did not get this before... Elkors are really space walruses :D :D :D :D

[ownblade]

@XMark3 Huh? i thought that was a hugely radiated elephant

[Strytax]

roflllllll



[Iliyansky1]

LOL

[TheVideoMenace1]

Next weeks fornax cover.

[NerdRise]

Fake, but hilarious as all living fuck.

[stoneman289]

how do you do this????

[KINGOFWWETNA]

lol

[XrGxMYTHiCzz]

Wait, my comment got 148 thumbs up. Why the fuck has it got a new top comment?! stupid youtube -___-

[whiteknuckles01]

Name that animal penis!

Um, I guess a elcor?

Yes! You win!

[megafio]

the Elcor's got a cigarrete lol

[TimNP61278]

LoL... I love how Elcors say their feelings before actually saying what they want to say... lol

[wolvesXD]

LOLOLOLOL ending was fking hilarious

[MrArmenian17]

Cleveland from family guy, "oh, that's nasty."

[SirKallen]

Horny: Let us do this

(5 mins. later)

Unexpected Surprise: I thought you knew I was a female

[jonahfalcon1970]

By the way, specifically, that's supposed to be Harrot, the jerkass who was forcing the quarian kid to overchange for junk.

[TheHoon57]

You gotta be shitting me really

[00Dann99]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[TheFukingDamage]

I'm comander Shepard and this is my hatest video on the YouTube.

[SlumDogBillionaire1]

Did she just make love to a big piece of snot? LOL!

[MrAlexanderJU]

FAKE AND GAY !!!

[JayJayCAW2009]

LMAO!!!

[zo5N1P3Zoz]

2012 and only just seen this lol

[Gdinphilly]

Lmao I can't wait to unlock this!!

[Terrorstanius]

@Gdinphilly you can't -_-

its fake

[Skoomax]

Should had added elephant noises or something at the end d:

[photographerleia]

Bwahahahahahaha



[InsaneNox]

wow just wow i don't even know what to say this is just...wow

[m2iCodeJockey]

Yes. Yes...

Jerks!

;-)

[Terrorstanius]

am i the only one who can see how fake the voices are?????

this isnt real

[mrfatmancory]

this was just to good.

[torgny4444]

Wow.. i thought he said elk Whore xD

[Angryoctillery]

Loud outburst of uncontained ecstasy, YES!

[Shonenut213]

FAKE!

[SirDakkalot]

@Shonenut213 No shit, Sherlock.

[PUNK3D411]

0:57 Lol Hahaha!

[Heeroyui752]

ROFL!

[darthkrull69]

Both grosse and funny

[Ninjamtt77]

its like the masterchief voice!

[ggmann13]

fuck yes

[izzygoindown]

the ending is the best part!!!!!!!

[3P1CWarMonkey]

This just made my night!!!

[TheMachoMan81]

What has been seen and heard can not be unseen or un heard

[BiteThatBullet]

LOL

[TvidsProductionCo]

I'm so concerned... I watched this and actually visualized it -.-

[MorosDestroyedMe]

I wonder how the mechanics of this romance works.

[PacGamer]

You know, not much worse than normal Bioware romances.

[piplup0123]

I laughed so hard I cried a little

[KahmehamehaMan]

AHHHHH LOL. HELL NAW

[TheSeth011]

Now that's hilarious... but yeah, totally a parody. Still, quite good.

[Vrankenfjord]

Gore xD

[midnightboy99]

00:57 was funny

[fishfingerslipper]

An elcor's dick must be HUGE!!!!!!!!!

[GymmyRhys]

How do you do this!?

[YouTroll1988]

EWWWW! whats that thing!?

[GymmyRhys]

@YouTroll1988 Elchor

[Undertaker010]

LMAO!!!

[kphoenix96]

yes yes oh god yes hahahaha!!

[AFMountaineer2000]

Great vid

[bhorde2k]

This is..PRICELESS! I give MEGA props to whomever made this.

[LoLo9876420]

well a elephant thing was fucked by a human

[MrFanatik101]

Oh oh yes ....yes ..... oh... Lol XD XD lol it's a robot romance a bad romance

[dA55assin117]

Was anyone else expecting an all out orgy????...... Or was that just me.........

[commissarusa]

See, I want my friend to see this, but if I give him the link, he'll probably never talk to me ever again.

Heavy risk...but the priiiiiize.