Parents who brag about their average children/Child worship

[Elusivevisions]

It just proves people still think there's social classes. People may be evolving into more arrogant creatures, but videos like this are great ways to bring us back to reality.

Cheers!

[ThePGeraFuckingSucks]

No offense but ALL parents do that. To me, it's actually a form of child abuse, because the parents expect too much out of their children, especially this day and age.

[Mysteriousone11]

I don't mean to brag, boast, or gloat, but I have Asperger's Syndrome my parents even said I was diagosed with Aspersger's Syndrome so I am one few gifted kids out there. Again, don't mean to brag, boast, or gloat.

[richjasonjones]

I thought of this video today when I was at a local coffee shop. This lady was bragging about how her child glides so smoothly in the water that he is like a fish.

[nabil113]

if u continue getting all worked up about the stupidity of people, u'll miss ur life lol

[NoOneBetter1000]

Yeah, who cares about their little jimmys! haha i had to put that.

[Psychfan135133]

ten people can't accept that there kids suck

[CMY187]

"Nothing worse...Nothing. Worse. Than to be stuck somewhere, with some married ASSHOLE...and have to listen to him tell ya about his fuckin' kids."

Sometimes, seeing his views on children and the motherfucking baby-boomers, I wonder how Carlin raised his daughter. She must have had one unusual up-bringing. The Children problem is even worse in Singapore, where I'm from. And it's gonna get worse. Things won't get better. My advice is to wear a music player on high volume whenever you go out.

[269KZoo4life]

Amen brother! Very insightful, couldn't have said that better.

[TheTropicalSpeed]

Couldn't have said it better myself dawg

[ByronGiant]

Children are a cheap and renewable food source

[BRXBOMBER88]

your spansh is pretty good btw

[BRXBOMBER88]

I agree on everything you said Mike

[StylesPac617]

make more vids mike!!

[WrestlingsSaviour]

I agree Mike these kids today suck they ruined all the good shit we had back in the day we had the Attitude era but pro wrestling is alive and well in japan.

[NilfaAlphaOmega]

I share your views completely on this matter. I cringe whenever I see one of those honor student bumper stickers on the back of car. Another thing that really pisses me off is when a kid plays a sport, and their parents are convinced that they're volumes better than the other kids on the team.

[VarietyGuy88]

I agree happens alot in my family too and lmao your funny.

[AceDagger1]

Facebook is flooded with these types of young parents. The majority of them even put up pics of their kids as their profile pics instead of themselves

[TheWrestlingMind]

I think Bill Maher and George Carlin have done a bunch of stand up routines on this same topic, funny shit

[sfallen25463]

Man Mike when I read the title and how you delivered this I was like sounds like George Carlin.Then I saw that its a response to his Children segment. Good video man

[twiztidlestat]

@crazymike1706

Psychology

[crazymike1706]

@twiztidlestat

Sorry my mistake

[crazymike1706]

@twiztidlestat

Sorry my mistake.

[twiztidlestat]

@crazymike1706

No problem buddy

[MrHellface666]

i fucking hate kids, i'm never going to have them..they have no respect, they're fucking scum who need there heads fucking booted in..little cunts

[cred1616]

@MrHellface666 u was a kid before too so wtf

[bonlime]

@MrHellface666 probably a rapist

[ONTHEEARTH12]

For real...stories about your child, and praising good attributes are okay..but I know a lot of people that talk about their kids..every second. Annoying. I agree with this man

[51Kramer]

Kids have no respect today because their parents never discipline them. Im only 18 and my buddy Ryan and I go to the park and meet theses little 10 year old shit talking punks and we are amazed at what they say and do. When I was that age I would NEVER talk shit to somebody older than me, Ryan and I are like did their parents ever teach their kids manners and respect. We driving down the street one day and come up on these 3 kids riding bike and they wouldn't move out the way, looking at us, WTF

[SVSR2011]

jersey shore is probably the worst ediotic show ever and what i mean by that is that they all behave like there better then everyone when all they do is swear fuck drink and smoke whatever the hell's out there. its so ridiclious as far as i'm concerned. as far as parents bragging then a victim of that myselves. look at it this way that at least your parents care and give a damn about you but i' like can't i just be a normal kid and be just like everyone else and do the right thing. yeah.

[louderthanyourface]

Thank You!!!!

[Nic1700]

Only talk about your child when the person you're talking to asks you about your child, it's one of those subjects. Even then, unless your kid is some sort of prodigy, it breif.

[177xxxx]

Crazymike you are awesome. Great Video.

[buffbeenstuffed]

i love it when they are in denial, their child turns out to be a complete and utter ass hole and then when the parents hear about the typical response is oh no not my baby ...muppets

[MattitudeStatus]

I hear you on that one man. Playing Hockey these parents always think there child is going to the Fucking NHL, when they arent that good.

[crazymike1706]

@MrHansonGreen

How is saying that your child is just as good as anyone else "talking crap". So what you're saying is that teaching your children to be extremely arrogant is 'human nature"? Please (Rolls eyes) that's i ridiculous mindset you have.

[BrickCity4eva]

@crazymike1706 I couldn't agree more, I know plenty of parents that will go outta their way to preach on how to raise kids and when their kids fuck up, they are quick to defend their child as if they are such "angels". This is why this generation as a whole is fucked up because so many people are building them up and saying "it's never your fault"...leading them when they are adults to never take responsibility for anything.

[mtisit]

@crazymike1706 it's not teaching your child to be extremely arrogant if you show your child that you are proud of them.

[crazymike1706]

@mtisit

Showing you kids that you are proud of their accomplishments and frequently "talking them up" is two different things.

[crazymike1706]

@mtisit

If and when a child does good and a parent shows them gratitude for it, that is fine. However frequently talking up a child and telling them constantly that they are above other does, on average lead to arrogance.

Source: Psychology 101.

[Finisherx619x]

he's so bright.....bulshit he's a dumbass

[illswagr1]

haha awsome vid

[fredrs05]

Is this your Slammiversary review?

If so, I pretty much agree.

[911ohshit]

Fuckin Epic Bro... Fuckin Epic. I'm Sick of folks acting like their kids are perfect and braggin about it, Fuckin annoying. Funny how they talk about how their kids are perfect YET that same fuckin kid is NOT civilized and is a criminal(Seen this too many times in my life).

Great Video. Favorited.

[wwelover100]

rob trujillo is that you???

[puissse]

another thing, i live in a province where we banned Pitbulls, a fucking breed of dog where only five or so dog attacks happen every once and awhile. We dont just take them away from white trash scum, no, we have to ban them now. Ok, thats fine, but then there was a story a month ago, right across where i live, a 9 year old boy killed and drown some peoples pets, what did he get? Fuck all!! So its not ok for animals to attack, but its ok for kids to get away with murder

[puissse]

your preaching to the choir man. I dont care for children, never have. I cant go to a mall, a restaurant, or a hotel without hearing some fucking brat scream his face off. I was never raised like that. Its the new generation of kids who cause problems, and its mostly....ok, it is a result of the parenting. I was in my van waiting for my mom and the van beside me pulled up, and the mother was swearing at her kids, now that is messed up!

[IBringItViaYT]

YESSSSSS

[Trademark629]

I SO VERY MUCH AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID!!!!!!!!!!!

[iNNeViTable1]

Mike for President 2012!

[corkscrewfoley]

Mike, thank you soooo much!

[BrickCity4eva]

I feel the same fucking way you do....SPECIAL TO YOU not anyone else!

[iTyTy302]

Liked, Faved, and Subbed. Now I have to link this to one of my friends that thinks hes better than everyone else. (He's a snob but hes cool) :P

[Manonfire310]

its cause they were white.....

[mostxtremewrestling]

Awesome video man...I feel like this every time i see someone talking about there child

[ruin3r]

It doesn't just stop with young kids.. how much do parents jerk off about what college their kid is going to, when 99/100 times they're the one who's bankrolling their tuition? How is that the kids doing when the parent is paying for it? Then you get the parents bragging "My child gets straight A's" which is just a backhanded way of saying "other peoples kids are stupid."

[HenryMedhurst]

Please run for president :D

[BREAKTHECODE2222009]

i agree 100%. finally someone speak up about this shit. dude im puerto rican living in jersey surrounded by fucking jerkoff kids and even bigger jerkoff parents. bunch of guido type muthafuckas who swear their kids are fucking popular and cool, when in reality their kids are fucking pill heads and dope addicts. i love laughing at some parents ignorance. they think they know their kids and they really dont know shit.

[JspecWunda]

@BREAKTHECODE2222009 Plus they don't wanna believe their kids taking pills when you tell them they do because they have a "My kid would never do anything like that" mentality.

[BREAKTHECODE2222009]

@JspecWunda exactly. if people would just learn to accept reality for what it is, i think the world would be allot easier and easy going. but thats too much for allot of parents to handle so we are always gonna be stuck with the parents who have nothing but cavemen mentality and parents who are in denial.

[DavidOAnal]

Dude calm down....

[dalstar925]

PREACH!

[SnakeCharmer31]

i'm a complete victim of child worship and i hate it so much. i tell my mom to stop and she doesnt get it. i dont wanna be heralded like some god cuz i'm not. i wanna get drunk off my ass or do some other stupid shit like young people normally do, and when i do, everybody's all like "i'm so surprised" or some other shit like they've never seen or heard anyone live life a little bit. i'm just like every other kid out there, looking to have fun

[187ARS187]

i hate kids they suck most of them

[Ervin90100]

Yea bro I agree on this. Yea some ppl do not see what really what there kid is doing. Yea they mite be on the on a roll. Some do bad things like sealing. And the parents know there kid is bad. SMH...

[MillineumStarbladeTV]

i approve of this message

[TheGoodCasino]

la mierda lol hahahahaha, pinche gente culanos

[sirgigglez]

my aunt fucking brag about her kid every timei come over lol XD

[ELIMINATORRRR]

*Kid is.

[ELIMINATORRRR]

Damn Good Rant! I completly agree with what you are saying, some parents think their child is like God's (Gods) gift to the world and they will are the greatest thing to walk the face of the earth. I understand that they are proud parents but don't feed us this bs about how their some kind of hero or legend when they are not even 10 years old yet.

[calvin8hobbs]

"The miracle of childbirth" No more miraculous then taking a shit.

[MrGoldStandard09]

i agree , sometimes even my parent do that and i tell them to stop , that is some annoying bullshit

[CultOfPersonality91]

Mike, I know it wasn't meant to be funny but goddamn I laughed my ass off when you ranted in Spanish. But I agree, my aunt is the same way with her kids and it pisses me off when I try to set them straight and she tells me I'm in the wrong.

[trofet]

Agreed 110% !! Good rant!

[BlondeJusticeLives]

I KNEW George Carlin wasn't dead! Oh, someone's even already mentioned him down there.

[AKking27]

calm down mate lol

[AKking27]

shahrukh khan

[RomiEzzo]

watch?v=h6wOt2iXdc4

George Carlin (RIP) said something very similar!

(Couldn't agree more, btw. EVERYONE is on the honor roll. Everyone thinks their child is special. bla bla bla! Whatever happened to, there's a winner, and there's a loser?)

Parents can be proud of their kids... but no one fucking cares about OTHER people's kids! (And I'm only 20... I can only imagine what my own friends are gonna do 5-10 years from now)

[ThePacmanClassic]

Great mother fucking rant Mike!

[gilbertblaze]

Mike with a Video....YES!!!!

I understand what your saying Mike

but you have to understand Parents ...well most Parents are proud of there kids....especially those that are first time parents...so they see there kids are SUPER SPECIAL ....and in there eyes they can't do anything more ....so that sense of pride over takes them

but great rant bro