No More Heroes - Rank 1 Battle

[LAD170]

u would think if he felt so sympathetic about killing his sister that would do it in a more humane way /:

[Thechosenchicken]

god i LOVE travis acting all shocked in the fast-forward.

[bennitori4]

wait fast-forwarding it like that got her story past the censors? I understood it all fine.

[TheUltimateZeal0t]

no more heroes games: breaking the 4th wall since 2008

[azercraisse]

..something..before that.. no where to go...took advantage of me.. we met in some apartment..swore I would kill...one day..that was all an act..

Uhh.. can't really tell wot she's sayin.

[dantenosebest]

now thats a real heart grabber lol corny joke

[roflsteaksauce]

idk if i missed something but HOW IS travis still alive with that hole where his heart is!?!?!?

[Plazoblock12]

Travis could of just stabbed her. He didnt need to cut her all up

[cloud7184]

@Plazoblock12 Your fking had is in my chest ..... i say he has full right to do it XD

[DasKame]

Fats Forward. Einer der besten Gags in Videospielen. Hab seit Monkey Island und dem Simposons Game nicht mehr so laut lachen müssen ^^

[flippymaster02]

am i the only one who wonders why jeane has the same name as travis cat?

[WalkersWonderland]

When I first saw the cutscene after the fight I figured I had messed up and was about to get insta-killed.

[magnegrobiz]

in the thumbnail it looks likes she drying her hair

[olaolapepsiman]

That was No more heroes forever joke and the stereotype fast forward was hilarious

[SammEater]

No More Heroes Forever, damn that was the most epic joke about Duke in a game ever. :P

So.. I think everybody in here watched the slow/normal version of Jeane's story, huh? :P

[puertoricanhotie]

Darth Vader moment

"I AM YOUR FATHER"

[sooksavat]

Continuing:swore I would kill him one day but cursing didnt change so I decided to become a killer with no money to pay for training so I paid with me body*travis goes :O again*but to you? huh! i bet that someone of a bitch looked like a hard working familyman*trav goes wtf* that was all an act he didnt give to shit about cleaning my life so I decided to clean it up myself that's why I do waht I do and I got waht i wanted killing him in front of your very eyes *beep* that’s my story ^_^

[SeetheAutmon]

@sooksavat check spelling plz and some of the stuff you said is wrong. Just saying

[sooksavat]

@SeetheAutmon *sheep voice* myyy assss

[sooksavat]

Translation for her story:You are my half brother you know that monga,Myuki the japenese one well it's like that *Travis goes :O*Your father abandoned my mother to run off with your mother bitch(she didnt say that)it broke her heart beyond repair she killed herself, knowing that I had no where to go he took advantage of me(the guy she just killed)ever since i can remember he molested me we lived in this rotten apartment and I was his slave everyday i cursed his soul every day I swore that

[busoLostop]

@sooksavat "Rotten Apartment" Travis Reaction: XO ZOMG ROTTEN APARTENT EWW!

[Maxaga]

Can anyone make out what she said ?!?!?

[1dui1]

JEANE WTF YOU DONT PUNCH A GUY IN THE DICK

[VinceOmega]

@1dui1

You're right, that's why she punched THROUGH his dick. :D

[arkraven]

WTF did she said when she fast forward that?

[ihavnovids]

they didn't have to fast forward. if I can sit through a metal gear solid cutscene I could've sat through that

[LeeStudios815]

3:45

That is breaking the fourth wall RIGHT THERE.

[bloodydragon]

does anything happen if you touch the dragon? *wii-less*

[alexsand093]

at first i thought she was travis ex-girlfriend.... lol

[MayThereBePivot]

I am ur father :3

[JakeChelseaFan]

what What WHAT.

[cimilienp]

is this one or to

[mikerchrd780]

when it sped up,i understood all of it

[burnoutpro15]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE I CAN'T HIT THIS BITCH! Dx

[MetalDialga1998]

@burnoutpro15 It gets hard but you need to figure out her pattern. I always used my Charged Beam katana Attack You know when you hold A

[blackowner24]

why is the name of his cat Jeane too? o-o

[vante2]

"Welcome to my castle."

*looks around*

....wut?

[TheJustic70]

I am Jeane and will u teach u the meaning of pain

[anthoney2233]

FROM THE BALLS WTF?!

[Lelouch048]

i liked jeane i didnt want to kill her T_T

[SuperJJsmom]

"What if the game gets delayed? you don't want this to be no more heroes forever do you?"

[ShaneAndHisHats]

"This hurts me too"

I was expecting him to say after that

"No really, your hand in my chest hurts like shit"

[Yangjazon]

is the fourth wall a yu gi oh reference? ive only heard it on yu gi oh abridged...

[SlashedInHalf]

@Yangjazon herp de derp I don't know what google is.

[Yangjazon]

damn.... jeane is hot

:P

[kailashpaul3]

i have never seen this game in my life

[prettymanmc]

@kailashpaul3 maybe because it just came out

[duffthebeerslayer]

i understood her story perfectly

[SuperJJsmom]

Okay, Psycho Mantis did a good way the break the 4th wall

but travis and jeane did the GREATEST XD

[MrUmbreon1994]

I like 4th wall breaking XD

[Solorflare99]

DARTH STAR AND TRAVIS SKYWALKER

[Waterofsoul]

Travis is a cool guy but i hate him for these D:

[imperiomrr]

WTF ?!

fastfoward ! ! ! !

woooh

[wanderlustwarrior]

One of the best characters in the series. I'll miss Jeane. If only we could get a Jeane vs. Henry fight.

This is my first time noticing Shinobu already walking away at the end.

[Remnainsofbattle]

Goodnight..Travis

Me:Aaaawwwwww....i dont want her to die now :(

*travis cuts her*

Me:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DX

[AxHell1993]

If I was Travis....i wouldn't have cut my sister like that in order to release her from her suffering!

[MrTouchShriek]

Why does everybody want Dark Star back so badly? He looked cool, but he went down like a bitch.

[HeizenXD]

did they really just make a duke nuken forever joke......HOLY SHIT

[amm122245]

@HeizenXD hahaha ya i think they did lol

[Chernobog2]

@HeizenXD and then some douchebags ruined the joke for everyone by actually making that game.

[Cosplaythief]

@Chernobog2 Actually the joke still works it just needs a bit more thinking.

It becomes delayed and then finally comes out after years of over hyped wating as a sub-par low scored overpriced game.

[BCete]

@HeizenXD yeah i saw that...HOW?!

[ZeroToNowhere]

@HeizenXD Duke Nukem Forever came out in 2011 or 2010, didn't it? This game is too old to have made it.

[MathcoreShuppet]

08:05 Shinobu: "Master!!! D:" *Slash* "Moe!!!"

[cyred400]

jeane: its too terrible. it alone would jack up the age rating of this game even further.

lol.. she's aware they're both in a game with a jacked up rating.. >:D

[JDK26386]

@cyred400 i would like it to be no more heroes forever

[TheMadnesscombatfan]

lol

[E1081]

Did I hear Assasian's Creed somewhere in there?

[MrZebub]

Warrior within Travis.

[TheYesman71]

lmao thumbs up if u heard what was said in the fast forward

[Dynasaur2010]

They really gotta get that 4th wall fixed.

[N00BterminatorX]

wait a sec.....no more heroes....forever? OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

[TehRandomCarrot]

Today's the day I finally kill number 1. Better get the pink outfit.

[drakkman9]

violated his sack......



[mstrswrdsmn19]

its not hard to understand her even when its sped up -_- nice try though

[Benjamingful]

Jeane: You don't want for this to be No More Heroes Forever, don't you?

Duke Nukem: ...

[marioman863]

@Benjamingful Funny part is Duke Nukem forever sucked. :D

[Noname3130]

hear the normal motion!

[Necrogenius]

Shinobu to the rescue!

[CrimsonDragonEX1]

i killed her with no charge attacks... and it weirdly took shorter than that O.o

[headcrabwarrior6161]

i like how everyone posts vids of the fast forward part in slow-mo but you can still pretty much understand it easily.

[Bastylax86]

"It was you who killed my father!"

"No, I AM YOUR FATHER!"

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooohhh!!­!"

[ParadoX505]

omg this game is just great

love it to bits, its the deadpool of video games

[88Meters]

MOE~

[daihaksu]

Travis...i am your father -Takes out lightsabre- Travis: This is oddly familiar but ok.

[LargeFG7777]

4:26 Anyone else saw that guy left to Jeane?

[LargeFG7777]

1:18 Was this the "Fourth Wall" you all were talking about?

[UltimateGallade]

2:30 FATALITY

[reviewmaster007]

how do you make those triple charge attacks?

[ADHDIan]

i love it that they no that this is a game, and joke about it al the time:)

[B3l3x4r]

Who cares about the fourth wall anymore? xD

[elsrdelpixel]

OMG! THE TRAVIS EMO EDITION! TIME PARADOX!

[MisterHeroman]

Wow, I completely forgot about the charge attack. And using the jumping slash left me open half the time as well.

No wonder it was so hard that way, as I just beat it last night.

[Padfreak]

Jeanne kinda remind me of Emma Stone

[beccaotaku]

Now that I'ved seen this in before in normal speed I know exactly what she's saying. Her story's more @#$%ed up than you think.

[prudence00]

@beccaotaku

Still doesn't really explain killing his mother right in front of him. Nor becoming his girlfriend later on.

[beccaotaku]

@prudence00 True

[smartguyjaja]

2 easy?

[videogamesfan]

After dying five times with Bad Girl, I felt this was too much easier.

[Mrbigpiggie]

Jeane was way too easy, even on bitter. Maybe it was because of that beam katana.

[smartguyjaja]

I think pikachu should be final boss of nmh3

[TBoneTony]

I loved this final boss battle against this girl...

It has Star Wars references all over it.

And it rockes too, loved the jokes and made this final boss battle so enjoyable and not painfully annoying unlike the second game's final boss that really didn't do the series justice.

[Americanrocker777]

most. annoying. boss.

[marthedge]

@Americanrocker777

ever fought jasper batt jr.? that is the definition of annoying

[Americanrocker777]

@marthedge almost forgot about him. I think i literally fought him for an hour, not knowing you have to clash w him in the middle. THAT was painful

[marthedge]

@Americanrocker777

and what sucks is, that isn't even the hard part

[TheLongorm]

Am i the only one that thinks that Jeane looks like the bride from the kill bill movies.

[hectiky]

2:06 Looks like she killed them both with the mom's arm. Look at the dad's head. Anybody else getting an FLCL vibe from her at 3:51? Also, that laser whip was badass. I would've kept that.

[ivanhidayat]

Who else preferred fighting Dark Star over fighting Jeanne?

[vbhalo]

@ivanhidayat

any girl in a bikini can woop my arse anyday

[FrancieliMartins]

@ivanhidayat I prefer dark star too! Much more Cooler!

[ivanhidayat]

Anybody noticed that after 8:00, Jeanne's severed arm suddenly disappears out of Travis' chest?

[9627122]

what the hell was that

[ShiningFreedom]

"you don't remember me travis i am your true father"

Star Wars Reference!

[1337sparta7331]

wow i could still hear her story sped-up!

[BigNarutoFan327]

*Spoiler*: Jeane penetrates Travis.

[CHAOTICMASTER33]

@BigNarutoFan327  in more ways then one

[JDK26386]

@BigNarutoFan327 looks like from re5 when wesker penetrates chris or sheva with his hand

[4159zdh]

wtf

[YellowJacketNinja375]

Bad Girl remains in first place. :D

[animefreak1992]

JACK ASS SHIRT!

[FredyMzY]

a brothers wish is to kill our sisters wow he is so lucky to get to kill his sister

[dimentiorules]

Like this comment if you want Dark Star to be a boss in the third game!

[TheKayasto]

@dimentiorules one, he's dead so it wont happen

two, suda51 has already said he wont be making a NMH3 but we will be getting remakes on the ps3 and 360

[dimentiorules]

Actually you're wrong on both counts. Suda said that he will continue the series but travis won't be the main character. Also, Destroyman and letz shake came back, so why not dark star?

[6thhokagephil]

@dimentiorules I don't know if Suda 51 could logically bring him back. Its hard for someone to come back from a pipe lodged through your junk.

[dimentiorules]

@6thhokagephil

But they brought back Destroyman and letz shake, who suffered much worse injuries!

[6thhokagephil]

@dimentiorules but they didn't get a pipe through the crotch O~~O..which is worse then being cut in half..

and letz shake's brain was in that odd machine, you actually fought his father.

[dimentiorules]

@6thhokagephil How is that worse than being cut in half?! You could easily survive a puncture wound, but you could never survive being sliced in half in real life!

[theninjamandude]

@dimentiorules true, but being punctured in the crotch is MUCH more painful, not to mention humiliating. at least being cut in half would end it quickly, and look cool.

[psaile93]

@dimentiorules he kinda was in 2nd game, ryuji

[Necroskull388]

@dimentiorules He's one in the second game.His name is Ryuji.

[TeamPlasmaKingN]

@dimentiorules I just want a 3rd game! Dx

[SheamusFan2010]

@dimentiorules as awesome as that would be i cant see it happening but thats just me ill like it anyways

[JDK26386]

@dimentiorules he cant, hes dead and has no dick lol

[dimentiorules]

@JDK26386 How many times do I have to tell you guys?! If Destroyman came back, so can Dark Star!

[JDK26386]

@dimentiorules oh yea lol

[VideogamerAngel]

@dimentiorules *SPOILERS* In a sense, you do get to fight Dark Star in No More Heroes 2. The Ryuji boss has a big ass sword that unleashes lightning attacks that resemble dragons.

[rickwow15]

@dimentiorules Ever fought Ryugi? (oh shi...)

[dimentiorules]

@rickwow15 Why does everyone think Ryuji is the same as dark star? He may have the dragon, but nothing else about him is anywhere near as cool as Dark Star!

[devEdev1100]

can somebody tell me what the 4th wall is plz

[Snipertoaster]

@devEdev1100 It's kinda hard to explain. Say a game character (Jeane in this case) referenced the in-game mechanics of said game (I don't mean a tutorial or something). For instance, in the FPS Team Fortress 2, the Scout class breaks the 4th wall twice in his domination lines. He first says "Dere ain't enough crits in da world ta kill me!" and he also says "Dis map ain't big enough for da both of us!".

[FireFoxAI]

@devEdev1100 when a character makes a reference to that he is in a videogame or a movie or a cartoon or whatnot.

[dsasuke5]

no more heroes forever jajajajajaja lol

[eligrand1]

7:10 she or he was a perv! XDXDXD

[thezec]

she reminds me of bridget fonda in jackie brown

[alfred4king]

after this cutscene they made it an official star wars rip off lol

[shadowracer091]

You know, after watching the slower version you can actually understand almost 80% she says in the "normal version", O_o

[morningskybutterfly]

Am i the only one who thinks this guy is a darth vader wannabe

[TheThedawnishere1]

Welcome to my castle a castle in the middle of nowhere not even a castle.

[nessvsgigaskool]

Lol Sound like a hyped up squeal in the fast forward

[ethan277]

@bbox madworld is worse I think. Another insanely gory wii game. Look It up, you'll be surprised, I was. :)

[palindinX]

4:02

lolwut?

[PerfectGenius23]

Not many bosses could pull a giant pink dragon beam whip FROM THEIR HEAD!

[gameplaypark]

I could finally understand what Jeane is saying....

After listening in slow motion!

[bbox]

holy crap there hasnt been a game this gorey since

mk

[flawless90]

lol...dark vadaaaaa

[bubblesishot46853]

3:28

funny part placeholder

[selemanecu]

I am your father Travis? Who the fuck he thinks he is Darth Vader?!?

[BISlover544]

@selemanecu Based on the mask, cape, GIANT FUCKING LIGHTSABER, and the fact that there are a billion other star wars references in the game..

No.

[xHakeru]

~That's my story~ *smiles*

Jeane FTW!!!!!! <3

[HateCrewMitglied]

PINK?

[Starryfirefox]

I loved this boss fight. At Anime Expo I even asked Kari Wahlgren to say the "No More Heroes Forever" line ^_^ .

[hypnodance]

"It alone would jack-up the age rating of this game even further!" XD

[l337Hawkins]

Is that Steve Blum again?

[Snipertoaster]

Dark Star is quite literally, full of it

[maroon3000]

i could so totaly understand that speed talking

[animeboy11097]

isn't jeane the name of travises cat and shes sort of hot not the cat jeane 1st rank jeane the girl

[JayCei1213]

She didn't just break the fourth wall, she friggin shattered it

[derpdaderp1234]

The final battle in the first no more heroes is way better than the last in the second.

[GigaGabo]

@derpdaderp1234 The second one was more fakish. I love the second game better, but the biggest problem I had with it is that the assassins just got really fake. The weapons were retarded. Acid, space lasers, big robots, blimp monsters? Is this No More Heroes or fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

[LiIGrim]

What's she say at 7:08?

[DarkVideo51]

woah woah woah... did she rip his balls out?

[jakesworld12]

@DarkVideo51 yeah

[animeboy11097]

3:47-3:59 did she just talk about the game rating why do wii games talk about its self through the character its weird lol and 4:01- 4:32 it sounds like shes saying something like she was mad then she fucked idk

[thebestyugiohcards1]

his katanna looks likes ryugi's from no more heroes 2

[mrtoastpluh]

she stabbed that armour guy through the dick

[tehtrooper56]

"What if the game gets delayed? You don't want this to become No More Heroes: Forever, do you?

It took me a long time to get the Duke Nukem reference.

[zombieseba]

@tehtrooper56 Oh... wow. Didn't get that until I readed your comment. I can't stop laughting now xD

[wondernerd2]

@tehtrooper56 you moron